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  1. The Earth with which we are here concerned, because of its
  2. particular orientation in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash,
  3. was hit by a neutrino that other Earths were not.
  4.  
  5. A neutrino is not a big thing to be hit by.
  6.  
  7. In fact it's hard to think of anything much smaller by which
  8. one could reasonably hope to be hit. And it's not as if being
  9. hit by neutrinos was in itself a particularly unusual event for
  10. something the size of the Earth. Far from it. It would be an
  11. unusual nanosecond in which the Earth was not hit by several
  12. billion passing neutrinos.
  13.  
  14. It all depends on what you mean by 'hit', of course, seeing as
  15. matter consists almost entirely of nothing at all. The chances of
  16. a neutrino actually hitting something as it travels through all this
  17. howling emptiness are roughly comparable to that of dropping a
  18. ball bearing at random from a cruising 747 and hitting, say, an
  19. egg sandwich.
  20.  
  21. Anyway, this neutrino hit something. Nothing terribly impor-
  22. tant in the scale of things, you might say. But the problem with
  23. saying something like that is that you would be talking cross-
  24. eyed badger spit. Once something actually happens somewhere
  25. in something as wildly complicated as the Universe, Kevin knows
  26. where it will all end up - where 'Kevin' is any random entity that
  27. doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
  28.  
  29. This neutrino struck an atom.
  30.  
  31. The atom was part of a molecule. The molecule was part
  32. of a nucleic acid. The nucleic acid was part of a gene. The
  33. gene was part of a genetic recipe for growing . . . and so on.
  34. The upshot was that a plant ended up growing an extra leaf. In
  35. Essex. Or what would, after a lot of palaver and local difficulties
  36. of a geological nature, become Essex.
  37.  
  38. The plant was a clover. It threw its weight, or rather its seed,
  39. around extremely effectively and rapidly became the world's
  40. dominant type of clover. The precise causal connection between
  41. this tiny biological happenstance, and a few other minor vari-
  42. ations that exist in that slice of the Whole Sort of General
  43. Mish Mash - such as Tricia McMillan failing to leave with
  44. Zaphod Beeblebrox, abnormally low sales of pecan-flavoured
  45. ice-cream and the fact that the Earth on which all this occurred
  46. did not get demolished by the Vogons to make way for a new
  47. hyperspace bypass - is currently sitting at number 4,763,984,132
  48. on the research project priority list at what was once the History
  49. Department of the University of MaxiMegalon, and no one cur-
  50. rently at the prayer meeting by the poolside appears to feel any
  51. sense of urgency about the problem.
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