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- The Earth with which we are here concerned, because of its
- particular orientation in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash,
- was hit by a neutrino that other Earths were not.
- A neutrino is not a big thing to be hit by.
- In fact it's hard to think of anything much smaller by which
- one could reasonably hope to be hit. And it's not as if being
- hit by neutrinos was in itself a particularly unusual event for
- something the size of the Earth. Far from it. It would be an
- unusual nanosecond in which the Earth was not hit by several
- billion passing neutrinos.
- It all depends on what you mean by 'hit', of course, seeing as
- matter consists almost entirely of nothing at all. The chances of
- a neutrino actually hitting something as it travels through all this
- howling emptiness are roughly comparable to that of dropping a
- ball bearing at random from a cruising 747 and hitting, say, an
- egg sandwich.
- Anyway, this neutrino hit something. Nothing terribly impor-
- tant in the scale of things, you might say. But the problem with
- saying something like that is that you would be talking cross-
- eyed badger spit. Once something actually happens somewhere
- in something as wildly complicated as the Universe, Kevin knows
- where it will all end up - where 'Kevin' is any random entity that
- doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
- This neutrino struck an atom.
- The atom was part of a molecule. The molecule was part
- of a nucleic acid. The nucleic acid was part of a gene. The
- gene was part of a genetic recipe for growing . . . and so on.
- The upshot was that a plant ended up growing an extra leaf. In
- Essex. Or what would, after a lot of palaver and local difficulties
- of a geological nature, become Essex.
- The plant was a clover. It threw its weight, or rather its seed,
- around extremely effectively and rapidly became the world's
- dominant type of clover. The precise causal connection between
- this tiny biological happenstance, and a few other minor vari-
- ations that exist in that slice of the Whole Sort of General
- Mish Mash - such as Tricia McMillan failing to leave with
- Zaphod Beeblebrox, abnormally low sales of pecan-flavoured
- ice-cream and the fact that the Earth on which all this occurred
- did not get demolished by the Vogons to make way for a new
- hyperspace bypass - is currently sitting at number 4,763,984,132
- on the research project priority list at what was once the History
- Department of the University of MaxiMegalon, and no one cur-
- rently at the prayer meeting by the poolside appears to feel any
- sense of urgency about the problem.
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