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  1. 01[23:35] <Botherer> [23:16:51] <Botherer> It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a wonderful day in the neighborhood, but that doesn't really matter when you play in another universe~ Feel free to sing along to that to the tune of the Mr. Rogers Theme Song. Regardless, it's always a beautiful day in the Dream World, at least as far as you've seen so far, a wonderful day to take advantage of the park you arrived in this fine morning of the... Let's say the 10th ingame day in the event you decide to start abusing Rainy's Pushering in the middle of preptime.
  2. 01[23:35] <Botherer> [23:19:43] <Botherer> Spawning next to one of those weird wheels that you sit on the edge of and get all spinny round and round on, you have to duck to avoid getting knocked over by your Pachirisu that, launching off a slide and soaring through the air, tries to practice his six-shot skills by firing his Acorn Revolver at the stream of water Ninjamolga's firing upwards from the water fountain he's standing atop. Gangrisu manages to shoot an aluminum can being propelled upwards by the stream of water.
  3. 01[23:35] <Botherer> [23:20:35] <Botherer> Knocking it into a little jungle gym, you see Malto run over to fetch it for Ninjamolga as Pachirisu lands headfirst in the sandbox, looking like an ostrich or something silly in there.
  4. 01[23:35] <Botherer> [23:26:04] <Botherer> To the left of the Jungle Gym, you see a Plusle pushing a Minun on a set of swings, and to the right Gentlebear, having spawned a tophat and monocle out of nowhere, is having a simply delightful little picnic with a Lilligant. You're free to move about as you please, Michael.
  5. [23:37] <Michael> (oh god, a pulse and minun, must resist)
  6. [23:38] <Michael> "Watch where you shoot that thing"
  7. 06[23:38] * Michael rises and stretches with an imaginary popping sound
  8. [23:39] <Michael> "Hrm, what a lovely day, I think it would be nice to just go for a walk. It's the only place I can do it anyway"
  9. [23:39] <Michael> "Who's coming with?"
  10. 01[23:40] <Botherer> Gangrisu pops his head out of the ground, his mouth partially filled up by a Roggenrola. He spits it out and chuckles. Whoops. 1,8<Forgive me, Master. I simply figured time for leisure could be best spent putting his mischief towards a greater purpose.>
  11. 01[23:40] <Botherer> Malto, of course, is SO FUCKIN' HYPE. He scampers the hell over to Michael. And... Hey, Shuku, did Lecia ever give Malto the collar back?
  12. 06[23:41] * Michael shakes his head, *still have to get used to that*
  13. [23:41] <Michael> "Don't worry about it Ninja, you're doing the right thing. Keep it up"
  14. [23:41] <Arae> Not unless he begged her in some interval.
  15. [23:41] <Arae> She hasn't exactly needed it recently, so that's plausible.
  16. [23:42] <Michael> (nah, Micahel has more fun imagining what Malto says without actually needing to hear it)
  17. 01[23:42] <Botherer> Then Malto totally begged for it from Lecia. Because Malto is awesome. 5<I will come with you for a walk because you are my best friend and even if we spend time in the real world I wish to be by your side as your bestest best friend for real friend always.>
  18. [23:43] <Michael> (lol)
  19. 06[23:43] * Michael chuckles "Okay boy, lets go for a walk. Stay safe ninja, we'll be back in a bit"
  20. 06[23:44] * Michael starts heading off in a random direction
  21. 01[23:44] <Botherer> 1,8<Rest assured, I will see to it that the little one causes no trouble.> Meanwhile, Gentlebear gives no fucks as he continues to chat up the Lilligant.
  22. [23:44] <Michael> (exploring the shit out of the dreamworld)
  23. [23:44] <Michael> (you will hold no secrets from me world)
  24. 01[23:45] <Botherer> Very well, then, Michael! http://i.imgur.com/zH0BQ.png The world is yours to explore!
  25. [23:45] <Michael> ...is that a castle, holy shit thats a castle
  26. [23:45] <Michael> have we been there?
  27. 01[23:46] <Botherer> You have not yet been to the Castle.
  28. [23:46] <Michael> TO THE CASTLE
  29. [23:46] <Michael> I was totally going to go to the great shinx, but man, that shit's a castle
  30. 01[23:51] <Botherer> You head to the castle! It seems that even though there's totally a moat full of vicious looking Croconaw, Totodile, and even the seemingly misplaced Krokorok in there, find yourself instantly in awe of the marvel and grandeur of the place. Jesters and troubadors abound, they and their Pokemon, the most notable a Seel juggling several Spheal in the air with just its tail, being the most prominent.
  31. 01[23:51] <Botherer> People who look much like court nobles and princes and princesses abound, and, frankly, despite your own affluence in the waking world, you can't help but feel a little out of place and humbled in your current form.
  32. [23:52] <Michael> "Wow....quite the place isn't it malto. Not even our place is this...this"
  33. 06[23:53] * Michael moves around slowly, trying to get used to the place
  34. 01[23:53] <Botherer> 5<Malto likes the way that they dress because it is lively and full of color. Malto wishes your butlers dressed in such colorful clothes because their black tuxedos are always the same and that kind of clothing must be boring for them.>
  35. [23:55] <Michael> "I guess. Well, I like tuxes, they add a certain...charm to everything."
  36. 01[23:56] <Botherer> The layout of the place seems relatively straightforward, one corridor leading to series of dining halls where hearty banquets abound, and another to throne rooms, where it seems many a person has somehow acquired their own legion of vassals to tend to their whim. This must be where people end up when they dream of becoming King.
  37. 01[23:56] <Botherer> 5<Malto still thinks they should wear more in-ter-es-ting clothes from time to time.>
  38. [23:57] <Michael> "True."
  39. [23:58] <Michael> "So, I wonder who is really in charge here, looks like a lot of important people, the guy at the top must be quite something...if there is a guy at the top"
  40. 06[23:58] * Michael puts on his best 'im important' strut (hahahaha) and makes his way over to one of the king looking guys
  41. Session Time: Thu Jun 21 00:00:01 2012
  42. [00:00] <Michael> "Hey hey hey, who's in charge here?"
  43. 01[00:01] <Botherer> You proceed down to the end of the hall, perhaps captivated by how the room at the end seems to have a golden lining surrounding large, stone arched doors. There you find a throne room far more grand than anything else you've come across. It seems the inorganic contents of the whole room are, at the very least, plated with gold. Hell, you even find a bar of chocolate, resting upon a platinum tray, seemingly having golden chunks inside of it.
  44. [00:02] <Michael> (sweet mother of mercy)
  45. 01[00:04] <Botherer> Sitting at the throne, you see a man sitting upon a throne easily twice your height, or possibly simply elevated that high, as the staircase leading up to him seems to ascend that high up, with a very, VERY stern demeanor, accompanied by quite a few other men and ladies of the court. Amongst them you recognize one girl, sporting a rose petal dress, who, though it might be a bit difficult to make out without the vomit, as one of the girls you rescued from the Grues. "That would be I, Old King Coal, Ruler of the Dreamscape! State your business, knave!" The man looks down at you with contempt, and not just because he's totally sitting fifteen feet above you.
  46. [00:06] <Michael> (time for some swag)
  47. [00:08] <Michael> "Oh great and noble, old king coal, I simply came to see for myself the rumored wise and benevolent King of the realm."
  48. 06[00:08] * Michael makes a tiny bow
  49. 03[00:09] * Michael_ (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) has joined #Dreamscape
  50. 02[00:10] * Caitlin (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Rainy))
  51. 03[00:10] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  52. 01[00:11] <Botherer> You have tickled his ego bone. No, seriously, y'know how most people have humerus, or funny bones? This guy has ego bones (hubris) instead, and you can see his arm visibly jiggling about. "I see..." He scratches his beard, a mighty fine one as well. "It is always a great joy to be beset by those wishing to pay tribute to His Majesty. You may present your offering!"
  53. 02[00:11] * Michael (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
  54. 03[00:11] * Michael_ is now known as Michael
  55. 06[00:12] * Michael stays in the bowed position *shitshitshitshitidnon'thaveanoffer*
  56. [00:12] <Michael> !
  57. [00:13] <Michael> "YOUR MAGESTY, I present you with treats from my realm, a confectionery treat, sure to excite your appetite and delight the tastebuds"
  58. 06[00:14] * Michael is so glad he remembered that ad
  59. 01[00:14] <Botherer> 5 "You did not tell Malto that we were going to a party, Michael! Malto would have brought an offering as a present if you had told him." Malto sadfaces ;~;
  60. 06[00:14] * Michael pulls out his last brownie
  61. [00:14] <Michael> *whisper*"Sorry malto, I didn't know either"
  62. 01[00:16] <Botherer> 1d20-3
  63. 05[00:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 1d20-3: 3 [1d20=6]
  64. 03[00:16] * Asfrior (aoriradidj@3EBCFF49.EEFC4E8C.D89482D8.IP) has joined #Dreamscape
  65. 02[00:17] * Claus (aoriradidj@sux-5FAE25FC.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Asfrior))
  66. 03[00:17] * Asfrior is now known as Claus
  67. 01[00:17] <Botherer> A vassal takes the brownie from Michael and places it on a tray, which he brings up the staircase to present to his Majesty. He takes but a moment to inspect the brownie before his face goes sour. "You INSULT me, knave!"
  68. [00:18] <Michael> "...pardon me your majesty?"
  69. 01[00:19] <Botherer> The court attendees gasp in horror, and the childish "Oooooooohhh..." you may or may not remember from elementary school that everyone did whenever someone got called down to the principal's office echoes through the hall.
  70. 06[00:20] * Rainy totally still does that in class. Being an 11 year old. Only she does it at the wrong time, like when someone just gets called on to answer a math problem.
  71. 01[00:20] <Botherer> 5 "Malto does not like the sound of this."
  72. [00:20] <Michael> "You and me both boy..."
  73. 01[00:21] <Botherer> "Presenting such filth and WASTE before me... It is a refusal of the King, and is an offense punishable by EXECUTION!"
  74. 01[00:21] <Botherer> Another gasp from the audience!
  75. 06[00:21] * Michael frowns
  76. [00:22] <Michael> "Hey, hey, that's a perfectly good brownie. You insult ME your Majesty, and I won't stand for it. This calls for a duel at sundown, meet me at the rosenburg, and bring a coffin"
  77. 06[00:23] * Michael puts his head in the air, turns and walks out
  78. 06[00:23] * Michael quickly
  79. 01[00:25] <Botherer> The rose petalled girl steps forth to interject. "But your Majesty! This is all simply a misunderstanding!" "Silence, Jessibelle! Her Majesty the Queen may look favorably upon you, but that gives you no leverage in the court!" If Michael still hasn't run off before the king can return to address him. "Very well, then, knave! You shall give me your name!"
  80. 01[00:25] <Botherer> ... Michael totally booked it, didn't he?
  81. 03[00:25] * Michael_ (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) has joined #Dreamscape
  82. 02[00:27] * Michael (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
  83. 03[00:27] * Michael_ is now known as Michael
  84. 06[00:27] * Michael stops
  85. 06[00:27] * Michael sighs
  86. 06[00:27] * Michael turns
  87. 01[00:29] <Botherer> "Give me your name, knave."
  88. [00:29] <Michael> "I, am Humbridge, Michael Humbridge. And I don't appreciate the way you talk. I would challenge you to a duel, but I already did, so yea. "
  89. [00:29] <Michael> "And I am no knave"
  90. 01[00:32] <Botherer> "Very well, then, Sir Humbridge. We shall meet at sunfall by the Rosenburg. A duel to the death it shall be! A mount shall be prepared... From which your head shall be hanged once I remove it from above your still beating--"
  91. [00:32] <Michael> ...
  92. 01[00:34] <Botherer> A loud crash is heard from behind you. A massive, sky blue dragon, perhaps twice the size of the staircase, sporting crimson wings, falls through the walls from behind Old King Coal before slamming down, head and neck first and toppling the king from his throne. It's kind of funny watching the portly old man descend the staircase, Katamari-ing it up as his vassals snowball into the mess with him.
  93. 01[00:34] <Botherer> If not painful to watch.
  94. [00:35] <Rainy> The words echo through time and space: IT'S BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
  95. 01[00:35] <Botherer> DEX check if you wish not to be consumed by Katamari.
  96. [00:35] <Michael> 1d20+6
  97. [00:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20+6: 12 [1d20=6]
  98. [00:35] <Michael> ...
  99. 01[00:36] <Botherer> ... Okay, so you totally didn't have enough time to get out of the way, per se, but you DO have enough time to at least grapple the Katamari ball. STR check to repel it!
  100. [00:36] <Michael> 1d20+7 STR I WILL STOP THIS MADNESS
  101. [00:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, STR I WILL STOP THIS MADNESS: 20 [1d20=13]
  102. 01[00:37] <Botherer> Michael skids back but a foot or two as the solely human and cloth Katamari makes impact with him. ... Okay, there might've been a feather or trumpet or three, perhaps some fiddles as well. Oh yeah, totally his bowl and his pipe as well. But other than that? Pretty much human and cloth, before stopping the thing dead in its track.
  103. 01[00:39] <Botherer> The "Oh shit" gasps from before are soon replaced by "Oh shit" screams of horrror and terror. Not unsurprisingly, since a massive DRAGON just barreled into the room. It staggers to its feet, eyes darting around the room a bit as its forelegs bounce up and down in alternation, causing the ground to shake a bit and paintings and murals to fall to the ground and shatter.
  104. [00:39] <Michael> "Oh hell, who dreamed this up"
  105. [00:40] <Michael> "Alright, everyone get out of here."
  106. 01[00:41] <Botherer> Perception Check if you'd like, Michael!
  107. 06[00:41] * Michael kicks the katamari out through the door
  108. [00:41] <Michael> 1d20
  109. [00:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  110. 01[00:42] <Botherer> You can tell, even though you're not even facing the massive dragon beast after spiking the Katamanfestival out the front door with your foot, seems to be in a hurry as its glance goes about the room.
  111. 06[00:42] * Michael looks around for petal girl
  112. 01[00:43] <Botherer> Jessibelle is right at the feet of the dragon. Which sees her and smiles!
  113. [00:44] <Michael> "Son of a- Jessibelle watch out"
  114. 06[00:44] * Michael rushes the dragon
  115. 03[00:45] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael | Salamence > Malto'
  116. 01[00:47] <Botherer> You may now proceed to panic.
  117. 06[00:48] * Michael mans the fuck up
  118. [00:48] <Michael> "BUSTA WOLF"
  119. [00:48] <Michael> 1d20 dark arms ac-1
  120. [00:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, dark arms ac-1: 5 [1d20=5]
  121. 01[00:48] <Botherer> >implying it's gonna dodge that
  122. 01[00:49] <Botherer> You may now roll the Damage.
  123. [00:49] <Michael> 3d8+54
  124. [00:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 3d8+54: 66 [3d8=5,1,6]
  125. 01[00:50] <Botherer> Michael slugs the Salamence square in the face. It recoils, visibly injured by that strike! The massive beast rears its head back before spewing a violent flame at Michael.
  126. 01[00:50] <Botherer> 1d20 This MAY hurt
  127. 05[00:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, This MAY hurt: 18 [1d20=18]
  128. [00:51] <Michael> (SON OF A MONKEY'S UNCLE)
  129. 01[00:51] <Botherer> 1d12+6+21 Aaand Michael is burnt.
  130. 05[00:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Aaand Michael is burnt.: 38 [1d12=11]
  131. [00:51] <Michael> (that a minus to def yea?)
  132. 01[00:52] <Botherer> Well, obviously he's burnt, he was set on fire so yeah he's totally gonna be crispied. But legit Burn status here. -2 Def CS! Malto!
  133. [00:52] <Michael> 1d20 bite ac2?
  134. [00:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, bite ac2?: 16 [1d20=16]
  135. [00:52] <Michael> flinch
  136. 01[00:53] <Botherer> After its head drops back down to spray Michael in a fiery mess, it uses its Shift Action to scoop Jessibelle up with its mouth.
  137. [00:53] <Michael> (OH HELL NO MOTHER FU)
  138. [00:53] <Michael> (can I mach punch onto it?)
  139. [00:53] <Arae> (It's part flying.)
  140. 01[00:54] <Botherer> Don't worry, she's not like EATEN or anything. Just dangling from her dress after being hooked on its teeth. "Please! Save me!"5 "Do not worry, young maiden! Malto shall save the princess!" Malto runs up to bite at the monster, but...
  141. [00:54] <Michael> (I want to grab it not hurt it)
  142. [00:54] <Michael> (but I need to get close, so mach punch should fit the bill)
  143. 01[00:54] <Botherer> (You can indeed use mach punch to grapple on)
  144. [00:55] <Michael> 1d20 GET OVER HERE
  145. [00:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, GET OVER HERE: 1 [1d20=1]
  146. [00:55] <Michael> (nope)
  147. 01[00:55] <Botherer> Well, uhh... Weirdly enough, Michael and Malto BOTH get blown away by a flap of the Salamence's wings!
  148. 01[00:55] <Botherer> (Protect cast!)
  149. [00:56] <Michael> "Don't worry, I'll find you!"
  150. 01[00:56] <Botherer> You hear a commotion from behind you. "Come on, y'gotta keep up! We're gonna be late and miss our chance to be heroes!"
  151. 01[00:56] <Botherer> Malto's action since both Michael and the Salamence used Intercepts/Interrupts again.
  152. [00:57] <Michael> 1d20 bite?
  153. [00:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, bite?: 2 [1d20=2]
  154. [00:57] <Michael> (haha no)
  155. 01[00:58] <Botherer> Malto nibbles at the dragon's heels. It's... Cute, but doesn't do much. 5"Malto is doing a good job at saving the princess, yes?"
  156. [00:58] <Michael> *sigh*
  157. 01[00:59] <Botherer> You hear footsteps behind you. A boy, who looks no older than eight, comes storming in, wearing some kind of padded shiny spandex costume that looks like a superhero you'd see out of the Saturday morning papers. Matter of fact, he looks kind of like one of the sidekicks from the Pikaman show!
  158. [00:59] <Michael> (oh no)
  159. [00:59] <Michael> (oh sweet lord no)
  160. 01[01:00] <Botherer> (You brought this upon yourself.)
  161. [01:00] <Michael> "Hey kid, get out of here, this is a dragon!"
  162. 01[01:02] <Botherer> "Fret not, fair maiden!" He jumps out, striking a combat strikes. "When the forces of darkness cast their shadow of evil and misdeeds... The RAY OF HOPE shall shine down upon all wrongdoings and VANQUISH them!" It definitely had the 'cheesy cartoon superhero' feel to it, and a Cubone, tugging on a hammer crackling with electricity that looks REALLY heavy and hard to wield, comes in slowly after before dropping the hammer and running up behind him just in time as the two make an extremely exaggerated pose together!
  163. 03[01:03] * Botherer changes topic to 'Michael > Ray of Hope | Salamence > Malto > Cubone'
  164. 06[01:03] * Michael steels his nerves
  165. [01:04] <Michael> X is 2
  166. [01:04] <Michael> 1d20 Damnation Arms ac-1
  167. [01:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, Damnation Arms ac-1: 1 [1d20=1]
  168. [01:04] <Michael> 48 damage
  169. 01[01:05] <Botherer> Michael's whole body bursts into dark, crimson flames, and he spawns pitch black bat wings. His eyes glow with a fiery intensity as his right fist, emitting a dark energy that coarses through his whole body, trembles with this powerful might.
  170. 01[01:06] <Botherer> With this all-consuming might, even.
  171. 01[01:07] <Botherer> However, unable to contain the power surging through his body, he feels immense pain wracking through his body before it suddenly is discharged. It strikes the Salamence, and causes it to fling its head back, causing Jessibelle to be flung up into the air and out the window. ... Whoops.
  172. [01:07] <Michael> (SON OF A)
  173. [01:08] <Michael> "MALTO, FETCH"
  174. 01[01:09] <Botherer> As the energy subsides and the wings spreadhe little boy stops to look at you. "Oh man... That was SO AWESOME! You gotta show me how to do that later!" He then realizes he sounds like a squealing fanboy and regains his composure, taking up some pompous high and mighty tone. "But for now, evil stands before us! We must subdue it before it spreads it reach to all the lands!"
  175. 01[01:10] <Botherer> He puts a hand to the mask he wears before his face, and his eyes glow a bright red before...
  176. 01[01:10] <Botherer> 2d20 HEAT VISION!
  177. 05[01:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, HEAT VISION!: 26 [2d20=8,18]
  178. 01[01:10] <Botherer> 3d8+10+25 Too bad this isn't very effective...
  179. 05[01:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Too bad this isn't very effective...: 51 [3d8=3,8,5]
  180. 01[01:11] <Botherer> The two blasts of light take aim at the Salamence's head, burning a brand onto its face.
  181. 01[01:12] <Botherer> The Salamence does not approve of this, and attempts to thwack the boy away.
  182. 01[01:12] <Botherer> 1d20 Dragon Tail!
  183. 05[01:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Dragon Tail!: 17 [1d20=17]
  184. [01:12] <Michael> (malto still around?)
  185. 01[01:12] <Botherer> Needless to say... The boy goes tumbling out the door just as fast as he came in.
  186. [01:12] <Michael> (awww)
  187. 01[01:12] <Botherer> Malto is still around. Still making him fetch?
  188. [01:13] <Michael> (nah..)
  189. [01:13] <Michael> helping hand the cubone
  190. 01[01:14] <Botherer> Malto runs over to the Cubone. 5"Malto will help you because that is what friends do and Malto wants to be your bestest best but not quite best best friend like he is with Lecia."
  191. 01[01:15] <Botherer> The Cubone grabs his massive hammer and, with Malto's help, flings it forth at the Salamence. You can see it spinning around, crackling with electricity as he does so.
  192. 01[01:16] <Botherer> 2#1d20 Bonemerang!
  193. 05[01:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, Bonemerang!: 9 [1d20=9], 19 [1d20=19]
  194. 01[01:16] <Botherer> 4d8+12+16
  195. 05[01:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Botherer, 4d8+12+16: 46 [4d8=5,1,7,5]
  196. 01[01:16] <Botherer> The Salamence definitely looks rather weary at this point.
  197. 01[01:17] <Botherer> The Salamence is looking to make its getaway before things get too crazy.
  198. 01[01:17] <Botherer> Or before that boy gets back.
  199. 01[01:17] <Botherer> Michael, final stand?
  200. [01:18] <Michael> (I can hit it with anything or just inters?)
  201. 01[01:18] <Botherer> You can hit it with anything.
  202. [01:18] <Michael> "OH NO YOU DON'T"
  203. [01:18] <Michael> 1d20 psychic arms ac-1
  204. [01:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, psychic arms ac-1: 20 [1d20=20]
  205. [01:19] <Michael> ...
  206. 01[01:19] <Botherer> OH boy.
  207. [01:19] <Michael> 4d8+54?
  208. [01:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 4d8+54?: 68 [4d8=5,2,1,6]
  209. 01[01:20] <Botherer> It's 6d8+64. Roll another 2d8+10
  210. [01:20] <Michael> ah
  211. [01:20] <Michael> 6d8+64
  212. [01:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 6d8+64: 86 [6d8=1,1,3,4,5,8]
  213. [01:20] <Michael> .....sorry
  214. [01:20] <Michael> 2d8+10
  215. [01:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 2d8+10: 19 [2d8=8,1]
  216. 01[01:20] <Botherer> Preeetty much the same result.
  217. 01[01:22] <Botherer> Michael's left hand glows with a brilliant white light, the shadow of the Salamence seeming to crumble away in the light. With a mighty blow, Michael manages to deliver an all-mighty swing of his fist at the Salamence. You can visibly see its Hit Point Bar, at about forty percent full, dropping rapidly as the beast is launched into the air, going up quite a bit before crashing back down and sending tremors through the place.
  218. 03[01:22] * Caitlin (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  219. 01[01:23] <Botherer> The HP bar is dropping. Dropping... It's in the red... Aaand... Damnit it stopped moving!
  220. 02[01:23] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Caitlin))
  221. 03[01:23] * Caitlin is now known as Rainy
  222. [01:23] <Michael> (blast)
  223. 01[01:23] <Botherer> The beast trembles, very visibly shaken by the sheer might of Michael's strike as it staggers up to its feet. With no other recourse, it attempts to fly away.
  224. 01[01:23] <Botherer> Any last words, Michael?
  225. [01:24] <Michael> "I don't know what your game is, but if you attack my friends again, you won't get off with just a workout!"
  226. 06[01:25] * Michael strikes a 'yea I sure told him pose'
  227. 06[01:25] * Michael it's not very good
  228. 01[01:25] <Botherer> The dragon whimpers as it attempts to fly away. If you let it take to the air, you can see it moping about as it flaps its wings in the sky, almost air limping. You really roughed the thing up good.
  229. 03[01:25] * Caitlin (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined #Dreamscape
  230. 02[01:26] * Rainy (b@sux-21A369F3.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by Caitlin))
  231. 03[01:26] * Caitlin is now known as Rainy
  232. 01[01:26] <Botherer> It falls to the ground, and shortly rises back up moments later. Perception Check!
  233. [01:26] <Michael> 1d20
  234. [01:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  235. [01:26] <Michael> (yay)
  236. 01[01:27] <Botherer> Unfortunately, it seems to have something in its mouth once more. A body that seems to be making no protest as it heads off towards the mountains.
  237. 06[01:27] * Michael is furious
  238. [01:27] <Michael> today you have sealed your fate
  239. [01:28] <Michael> but first, some lose ends
  240. [01:28] <Michael> "Malto, see if you can pick up his scent, we are going after him"
  241. [01:28] <Michael> 1d20 tracker?
  242. [01:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Michael, tracker?: 3 [1d20=3]
  243. [01:28] <Michael> GOING ANYWAY
  244. 01[01:29] <Botherer> Malto is too busy trying to make friends with the Cubone.
  245. 03[01:29] * Michael_ (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) has joined #Dreamscape
  246. 06[01:30] * Michael_ heads out to check on the kid
  247. 01[01:31] <Botherer> The kid? You proceed through the front hall and, well, he definitely looks okay. Much moreso than the groaning pained Katamani he crashed into.
  248. 02[01:31] * Michael (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
  249. 03[01:31] * Michael_ is now known as Michael
  250. [01:32] <Michael> *nods*
  251. [01:32] <Michael> "Okay then, now to find Jas..."
  252. 06[01:32] * Michael heads outside to the window she was thrown out of
  253. 01[01:33] <Botherer> The kid pulls himself up out of the human mess and follows after you. "Aw man, that was a cheap hit! ... Guess the villians don't play as fair as they do on the show... And I was gonna be a hero!"
  254. 06[01:34] * Michael pauses
  255. 01[01:34] <Botherer> You can still see the Salamence, though just barely, it seems to be going to one of the mountains with magma dripping down the side of it.
  256. [01:34] <Michael> YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE
  257. 01[01:34] <Botherer> Guess real villians**
  258. 06[01:35] * Michael tries to find flower girl
  259. 01[01:35] <Botherer> That WAS Flower Girl.
  260. 01[01:35] <Botherer> Sorry if I failed to convey that properly.
  261. 01[01:36] <Botherer> Jessibelle = Rose Petal Dress Girl.
  262. [01:36] <Michael> oh son of a
  263. [01:36] <Michael> "MALTO! LETS GO"
  264. 06[01:36] * Michael sets off at a dead run
  265. 06[01:36] * Michael nopenopenopenopenope NOT TODAY SUCKER
  266. 01[01:39] <Botherer> The little kid chases after you as you charge ahead towards the mountains. "Hey, Mister! I know this probably isn't the best time to be askin' this, but are you tryin' to be a superhero, too? 'cause if you are, we can totally both be heroes together!"
  267. 06[01:41] * Michael has strange feelings about all this
  268. 06[01:41] * Michael makes up his mind
  269. [01:43] <Michael> "Listen kid, right now, someone is in danger and I need to help them. I want to be a superhero yea, but I know it's a hard job....*sigh* So yea, lets be superheroes together"
  270. [01:43] <Michael> "If you can keep up that is"
  271. 01[01:44] <Botherer> Even through the mask, you can see the kid's eyes light up. "Awww yeah! You and me, we're gonna be the best superhero team ever! Come on, Skelethor! We've got FORCES OF DARKNESS to vanquish!"
  272. 03[01:46] * Michael_ (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) has joined #Dreamscape
  273. [01:46] <Michael_> >skelethor
  274. 06[01:46] * Michael_ pokerfaces
  275. 01[01:47] <Botherer> Err... After he says "the best superhero team ever", he calls over to the Cubone and says that. He and Malto both follow, Malto looking excited as all hell as he derps across the plains with you and this boy who calls himself the Ray of Hope.
  276. 02[01:47] * Michael (chatzilla@E1853B5F.83E2B332.508CA455.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
  277. 03[01:47] * Michael_ is now known as Michael
  278. [01:48] <Rainy> (Omecha Lainy is better)
  279. 06[01:48] * Michael keeps running after the salamence
  280. 01[01:51] <Botherer> Both Michael and the Ray of Hope run off into the sunset, hoping to slay the beast and save the damsel in distress. However, the night can only be young for so long. Though the two of them were able to make great speed to the castle, they only had so much time before Michael awoke from what could've been his most amazing dream yet.
  281. [01:52] <Rainy> Hopefully Michael's not catholic.
  282. [01:52] <Michael> ...what
  283. [01:52] <Arae> (WE DUEL AT DAWN. I CHALLENGE YOU, MICHAEL AND...RAY OF HOPE.)
  284. [01:53] <Arae> (OMECHA LAINY CHALLENGES YOU FOR THE RIGHT TO BE JUSTICE)
  285. [01:53] <Rainy> IT'S JUSTICE FOR JUST US
  286. [01:53] <Michael> (VERY WELL, MAY OUR FLAMES OF JUSTICE BURN BRIGHT)
  287. [02:02] <Rini> (did you faggots really interrupt a session for that)
  288. [02:02] <Rini> (no you didn't, I just realized timestamps)
  289. [02:03] <Rini> (well I just really wanted to say that to somebody sometime okay)
  290. [02:03] <Rainy> The session was effectively over
  291. 04[02:03] <Rainy> Though Botherer forgot to do this
  292. [02:03] <Rainy> /interruption
  293. 01[02:03] <Botherer> Yeah pretty much.
  294. 01[02:04] <Botherer> So yeah, <TO BE CONTINUED... AT A LATER DATE.>
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