nerdzzz omg

*DEAD* timtom : there is nothing metaphysical about hentai

12:18 PM - Too Bad for this Sinful Game: i'm a fucking meme huricane

12:40 PM - trash: are u pretending to be a bot
12:40 PM - Botgan Prime: beep boop cunts

12:37 AM - vaylren: I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent.

11:15 PM - I have no life and i must meme: y'know, the more i think about Sen's fortress in Dark Souls, the more i realize the eponymous Sen must've been a really good dancer
11:16 PM - literal garbage: why's that?
11:16 PM - I have no life and i must meme: well, think about all the traps they have in there
11:16 PM - I have no life and i must meme: to dodge all those
11:16 PM - I have no life and i must meme: you would've have to be able to move it like no other
11:16 PM - I have no life and i must meme: really, you'd have to be
11:16 PM - I have no life and i must meme: SENsational

12:07 AM - rancid stank bang daddies: have you ever wanted to be a loaf of bread
12:07 AM - trash: what no why
12:07 AM - rancid stank bang daddies: nice ryes finish last
12:07 AM - rancid stank bang daddies: they just cant proove themselves

10:44 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): One day.
10:44 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): This is the story of Xander
10:44 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): and his fight to make 7kg of cheese
10:45 PM - trash: i dont even doubt that one day it will happen
10:46 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): one day you come home
10:47 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): xander cradles something in his arms, making cooing sounds at the object
10:47 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): you stand there, surprised
10:47 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): he turns around on his spinny chair
10:47 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): "his name... is stilton" he sniffs proudly
10:47 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): "7kgs, healthy baby" a single tear runs down his face
10:47 PM - grace merc (cheerleader): he is happy

12:14 AM - it's grace's #bethday~: HOLLA
12:14 AM - grace bday (20): UH HUH THIS MY SHIT
12:15 AM - it's grace's #bethday~: ALL THE GIRLS WANNA somethin something
12:15 AM - grace bday (20): STOMP YA FEET LIKE THS
12:15 AM - it's grace's #bethday~: is it all the boys wanna get with this?
12:15 AM - grace bday (20): FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK
12:15 AM - it's grace's #bethday~: indont knwo
12:15 AM - it's grace's #bethday~: THANK YU
12:19 AM - grace bday (20): R U MY LIKE
12:19 AM - grace bday (20): SOULMATE
12:20 AM - it's grace's #bethday~: HOW DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR US TO FIND EACH OTHER

2:12 PM - grace #beth5eva: Every night i will sing "my heart will go on" out the window and stare up at the smoggy moon, pretending im in a dramatic romance film, pining for u

4:08 PM - Bogan Prime: are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

2:59 PM - will: i also need a haircunt
2:59 PM - will: haircut
2:59 PM - will: i always make this typo, my muscle memory is shocking

i am not qualified to make judgements about oxy's mental state

8:47 PM - crumpetcrusader7: FUCK
8:47 PM - crumpetcrusader7: I LVOE ANIME
8:47 PM - crumpetcrusader7: OWIPJNAWD
8:47 PM - crumpetcrusader7: I WISH I COULD MARRY AND YUNG WIAFYAFU
8:47 PM - trash #shortysquad: keep going
8:47 PM - crumpetcrusader7: NO
8:48 PM - crumpetcrusader7: GO AWYA
8:48 PM - trash #shortysquad: no please elaborate on the depth of your love for young anime girls
8:48 PM - crumpetcrusader7: fuck
8:48 PM - crumpetcrusader7: u

5:42 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: beth i have a confession
5:42 PM - cake bandit: yes?
5:42 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: i love bad bitches
5:42 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: thats my fuckin problem
5:43 PM - cake bandit: ofc
5:43 PM - cake bandit: youre just too edgy thats your problem
5:43 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: well shit
5:43 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: are you saying i should settle down with a nice girl
5:43 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: like miffy
5:43 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: you know miffy yeah?
5:44 PM - cake bandit: i have no idea who miffy is
5:45 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSdDElVMlpU
5:47 PM - cake bandit: omg why miffy
5:47 PM - cake bandit: i assumed there was another miffy
5:47 PM - cake bandit: no its just miffy
5:47 PM - cake bandit: why
5:47 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: what
5:47 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: miffy is a nice girl
5:48 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: are you saying you wouldnt want miffy and i to be togther?
5:48 PM - cake bandit: hey to each their own
5:51 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: ARE YOU SAYING
5:51 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: IM NOT ALLOWED
5:51 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: TO GIVE MIFFY
5:51 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: THE SWEET
5:52 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: SENSUAL LOVING
5:52 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: SHE DESERVES BETHANIE
5:52 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: HUH
5:52 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: ARE YOU GOING TO BE STANDING THERE
5:52 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: ON THOSE HOT STEAMY NIGHTS
5:52 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: SAYING NO
5:53 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: YOUR SILENCE
5:53 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: IS
5:53 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: EVIDENCE OF YOUR GUILT
5:53 PM - cake bandit: I WAS WATCHING A VIDEO OK
5:54 PM - cake bandit: you have no idea how much i want to quote you on that one
5:54 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: YOU CAN
5:54 PM - cake bandit: haha alright then
5:54 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: MY LOVE FOR MIFFY
5:54 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: TRANCENDES UR MEMES
5:54 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: ALSO IM ALIASING
5:54 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: THEY WILL NEVER TRACK ME DOWN
5:54 PM - edgy rap lyric alias: GOODLUCK CYBERPOLICE

4:52 PM - inside lord jabu-jabu: these guys
4:52 PM - inside lord jabu-jabu: can all get in my pants

6:14 PM - oxy: if only dark souls had inbuilt online dating

2:23 PM - trash princess: what happened to you man
2:24 PM - piss on my face: what do you mean
2:24 PM - piss on my face: am i not allowed to love piss

11:41 AM - FLEX ON UR EX: SHUN REMINDS ME OF U BECAUCSE THE SH IS THE START OF SHIT AND U = U
11:41 AM - FLEX ON UR EX: xDD
11:41 AM - cyberbully target: omg
11:41 AM - cyberbully target: why
11:41 AM - FLEX ON UR EX: Owned

3:36 PM - high-fives all 'round: LOOK
3:36 PM - high-fives all 'round: WHATS THAT ON THE RIDGE
3:36 PM - high-fives all 'round: ITS BAD BITCH BETHANIE THE COONA CASINOVA
3:36 PM - high-fives all 'round: WATCH OUT I HEAR HER TWERK CAN BE FATAL
3:37 PM - high-fives all 'round: FATAL 2 UR HEART