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UNION7's lucky poker night

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  1. So 3 cp's start playing poker. DenZ, Eridian, Plankton
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  3. First game (500 tokens from each unit)
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  5. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Yep ::>"
  6. *** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL would reach into his pocket; grabbing a myriad of small tokens before slapping them down on the table.
  7. *** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL digs into his pouch, taking out a satchel of tokens; loosly tossing it forward beside VICE.05's tokens.
  8. ** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 has rolled 7 out of 10.
  9. ** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL has rolled 9 out of 10.
  10. ** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL has rolled 10 out of 10.
  11. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Seven ::>"
  12. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Fucking cunt. ::>"
  13. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: Asshole. ::>"
  14. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: Haha ::>"
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  16. Second game (1000 tokens from each unit)
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  18. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Again. ::>"
  19. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Double it. ::>"
  20. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: Alright. ::>"
  21. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: All right. ::>"
  22. *** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 tosses a bunch of tokens onto the table.
  23. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: Thousand on the table lads. ::>"
  24. *** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL digs into his pouch, tossing another satchel on the table beside the pile.
  25. *** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL would blow into his fist; giving a light tilt.
  26. *** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 rolls his dices .
  27. *** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL grabs his dice, shaking them around in his hand before tossing them on the table.
  28. *** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL would roll the dice.
  29. ** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 has rolled 1 out of 10.
  30. ** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL has rolled 6 out of 10.
  31. ** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL has rolled 10 out of 10.
  32. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Seven ::>"
  33. ** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL has rolled 1 out of 10.
  34. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: You're a fucking cunt. ::>"
  35. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: Haha ::>"
  36. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Lucky bastard. ::>"
  37.  
  38. Third game (1500 tokens from each unit)
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  40. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Again. ::>"
  41. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: 1500 this time. ::>"
  42. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: Jesus fucking H christ i gon have to kill me some assholes later. ::>"
  43. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: My retirment will come earlier. ::>"
  44. Dee Pixel has disconnected from the server.
  45. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Fuck- you. ::>"
  46. [LOOC] C17:CP.UNION.07-RL: retirement*
  47. *** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL tosses another satchel on the table, hastily grabing the dice once more as he rattles them around in his hand.
  48. Dr.Nathant18 has disconnected from the server.
  49. *** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 toses the dices onto the table "'comon you fuckers".
  50. *** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL would mutter some religious propaganda before tossing the dice.
  51. ** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL has rolled 5 out of 10.
  52. ** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 has rolled 1 out of 10.
  53. ** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL has rolled 10 out of 10.
  54. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: You're fucking cheating. ::>"
  55. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Kill the cunt. ::>"
  56. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: He#s fucking cheating. ::>"
  57. *** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL unslings his AK47.
  58. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: I swear to fuck. ::>"
  59. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: It's my dice. ::>"
  60.  
  61. UNION7 was assaulted by the 2 units
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  63. *** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 goes for his gun pissed drunk.
  64. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 yells "<:: COME HERE. ::>"
  65. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL says "<:: Shit ::>"
  66. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Got him. ::>"
  67. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Give me back my money. ::>"
  68. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: Gon' tear him a new one. ::>"
  69. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: Drop them. ::>"
  70. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: Asswipe. ::>"
  71. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 yells "<:: Now ::>"
  72. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: Fucking cheater. ::>"
  73. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Hi. ::>"
  74. C17:CP.UNION.07-RL radios in "<:: 11-99; officer needs assistance ::>"
  75. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 has respawned you.
  76.  
  77. After a long agreement the units respawned union 7 and decided to do a final round
  78.  
  79. Final game (2000 tokens from each unit)
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  81. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: Last round. ::>"
  82. C17:CP.HERO.07-RL says "<:: 2000. ::>"
  83. *** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL would nervously sit himself back at the table, he would place a sum of 2000 tokens on it.
  84. *** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL digs into his pouch, taking out a large handfull of tokens, tossing htem on the table as they rattle and roll around infront of the units.
  85. *** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 swiftly throws the dices onto the table.
  86. ] +duck
  87. ** C17:CP.VICE.05-50 has rolled 1 out of 10.
  88. C17:CP.VICE.05-50 says "<:: FUCK OFF. ::>"
  89. *** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL throws the dice on the table.
  90. *** C17:CP.HERO.07-RL rolls his dice on the table,.
  91. ** C17:CP.UNION.07-RL has rolled 10 out of 10.
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