(FR) Dutch Ovens are mean (A-)

>day musical fruit in equestria
>your breakfast had a little too much fiber in it
>knock on door
"50 bucks says it's the yellow one"
>"I heard that bro, I'll give YOU 50 bucks if you don't open this door"
>oh shit, Rainbro
>contemplate not opening the door as a joke, but decide against it since she could be serious
>technicolor nutjob bucks like a stampeding bull
>open the door and let her inside
"So what brings you around to my humble abode?" *squeak*
>you freeze up instantly, but it looks like she didn't notice
>"What, I can't come hang out with my bro on my day off? By the way, what's that smell?"
>crapcrapcrapcrap
"It's just... uhh supper from last night, forgot to clean up heh..." you say nervously
>"Ah I get ya, I do the same thing sometimes"
>your stomach rumbles
>before you can do anything it sounds like the tuba section is warming up
>Dash spins around immediately and gives you a "no fucking way" look
>"Whoa bro, if I didn't know any better I'd say that was a challenge" she says trying to cover her snout
>you lay out all your wats on the floor
>accepting the challenge you two concoct a symphony of brown noises that actually shook the windows a couple times
>knock on the door later on
>it's yellowquiet
>"H-hi Anon... are... oh dear, what is that smell?"
"Oh nothing much Flutters, just having a competition with Rainbro"
>lightbulb!
"It's also my fetish"
>"Really!?" she jumps at the thought and enters your home to join in
>later that night you're sitting on your bed next to RD and Flutters who is wheezing
>when she tried to get you in bed you gave her a Dutch Oven
>poor girl passes out there and you decide to plow Rainbow on the bed next to her
>today was a bring your daughter to work day