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Testing and documentary on the Lilycus Insanicus

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  1. [4/28/15, 10:32:11 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) bounces around in the spongy room.
  2. [4/28/15, 10:32:19 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Here we see the Lilycus Insanicus in a sponge room, questioning our fellow scientist, James Spader
  3. [4/28/15, 10:32:35 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Now we see the specimen bouncing around
  4. [4/28/15, 10:32:38 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I've been trapped in a room.
  5. [4/28/15, 10:32:42 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): This message has been removed.
  6. [4/28/15, 10:32:52 PM] James (MightyenaBoy): You're also tied up.
  7. [4/28/15, 10:32:58 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): N-nu!!
  8. [4/28/15, 10:32:59 PM] James Spader = Awesome: I didn't tie them up.
  9. [4/28/15, 10:33:08 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Very interesting, it seems the specimen can take back whatever it said.
  10. [4/28/15, 10:33:18 PM] James Spader = Awesome: The sponge reduces their mobility.
  11. [4/28/15, 10:33:26 PM] James Spader = Awesome: And can be used to suffocate them if they try to attack. owo
  12. [4/28/15, 10:33:36 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) curls up into a ball.
  13. [4/28/15, 10:33:37 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): As you can guess, the specimen is very rare
  14. [4/28/15, 10:33:40 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) sleeps,
  15. [4/28/15, 10:34:01 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): The only way it can reproduce, is to find a Vinnycus Staffine
  16. [4/28/15, 10:34:30 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): ;-;
  17. [4/28/15, 10:34:37 PM] James Spader = Awesome: Or just follow along with some experimenting, that may or may not be illegal in this country, where we can reproduce them in labs.
  18. [4/28/15, 10:34:38 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) dreams about Vinnys,
  19. [4/28/15, 10:34:44 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) wakes up.
  20. [4/28/15, 10:34:45 PM] James (MightyenaBoy): Too bad they're extinct.
  21. [4/28/15, 10:35:19 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): N-wha.
  22. [4/28/15, 10:35:25 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): In fact, there is only one of each aforementioned species known in the world. Which only increases our need, to find a mate, for our dear specimen here.
  23. [4/28/15, 10:35:54 PM] Alice~ <3: t-this isn't going where I think it's going, is it..?
  24. [4/28/15, 10:35:55 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) set topic to “Lilycus Insanicus Documentary”
  25. [4/28/15, 10:36:18 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) goes back to bouncing around the room
  26. [4/28/15, 10:36:20 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome presses a button, opening up another room, with a trail of Vinny face biscuits leading into it.
  27. [4/28/15, 10:36:30 PM] Tessa: Tessa yawns and crawls under a carpet.
  28. [4/28/15, 10:36:38 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) walks towards the other room, eating the biscuits.
  29. [4/28/15, 10:36:38 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Ohai Wist
  30. [4/28/15, 10:36:40 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Nom.
  31. [4/28/15, 10:36:58 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Here we see that the specimen is in fact attracted to the Vinnycus biscuits
  32. [4/28/15, 10:37:04 PM] Dr Thiago "Dildo Cirno" Oshiro: Ello wist
  33. [4/28/15, 10:37:22 PM] Tessa: hi
  34. [4/28/15, 10:37:34 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): W-where is I?
  35. [4/28/15, 10:37:46 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome presses another button, as the room becomes a giant bathtub.
  36. [4/28/15, 10:38:00 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) whimpers.
  37. [4/28/15, 10:38:05 PM] James Spader = Awesome: It needs to be decontaminated.
  38. [4/28/15, 10:38:26 PM] James Spader = Awesome: It risks infecting us with whatever foreign germs it may have on it's body.
  39. [4/28/15, 10:38:36 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Now we will wash the Lilycus. Or perhaps we should just call the specimen 'Lily'. What do you think, Mr. Spader?
  40. [4/28/15, 10:38:54 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Stahp,
  41. Im sentient!
  42. [4/28/15, 10:39:01 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Stop thinking I'm a dumb animal!
  43. [4/28/15, 10:39:02 PM] James Spader = Awesome: I was going to call it "Bibby Jumbaloo."
  44. But "Lily" works too.
  45. [4/28/15, 10:39:15 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) goes back to doing things.
  46. [4/28/15, 10:39:28 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) stares at the water thing whatever.
  47. [4/28/15, 10:39:35 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Well anyways, yes, Mr. Spader please press the big red button there. It is labeled, 'Big red button'.
  48. [4/28/15, 10:40:10 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) yawns.
  49. [4/28/15, 10:40:28 PM] Tessa: Tessa eats Lily.
  50. [4/28/15, 10:40:28 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome presses the appropriately labelled, "Big Red Button."
  51. [4/28/15, 10:41:03 PM] Alice~ <3: Alice~ <3 waves to Wisty, morning~!
  52. [4/28/15, 10:41:16 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) | A mechanical arm would grab the specimen and dunk her into the bathtub. More mechanical arms with cleaning utensils would then pop up from out of the walls, washing her.
  53. [4/28/15, 10:41:20 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) is not eaten.
  54. [4/28/15, 10:41:34 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): This message has been removed.
  55. [4/28/15, 10:41:50 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): ;-;
  56. [4/28/15, 10:41:59 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) cries as she is ab- washed.
  57. [4/28/15, 10:42:07 PM] James Spader = Awesome: I think it's time we scan it with the TOTALLY safe, and TOTALLY not cancer inducing X-Rays. What do you think?
  58. [4/28/15, 10:42:17 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): N-nu!!!
  59. [4/28/15, 10:42:21 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) flails.
  60. [4/28/15, 10:42:30 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Sounds like a good idea Mr. Spader.
  61. [4/28/15, 10:42:58 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) whimpers, running into the sponge room and hiding in the corner.
  62. [4/28/15, 10:43:12 PM] James (MightyenaBoy): James (MightyenaBoy) stabs Spader and Styxian
  63. [4/28/15, 10:43:15 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome presses another button, draining the room of all liquid, whilst another door opens. This time, a fishing rod descended down, with a Vinny Plushie at the end of it.
  64. [4/28/15, 10:43:17 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) | The door to the sponge room would have been closed off, so no
  65. [4/28/15, 10:43:17 PM] James (MightyenaBoy): James (MightyenaBoy) saves Hada
  66. [4/28/15, 10:43:36 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) | The substitute took damage for Styx! The substitute faded!
  67. [4/28/15, 10:43:41 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I-I'm not falling for your tricks!!
  68. [4/28/15, 10:43:48 PM] James (MightyenaBoy): James (MightyenaBoy) stabs again
  69. [4/28/15, 10:43:57 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) grabs the vinny plush and tries to escape,
  70. [4/28/15, 10:43:59 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) matrix doj
  71. [4/28/15, 10:44:02 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome | The plushie makes noises to try and attract Lily into the room-
  72. [4/28/15, 10:44:05 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I-It's stuck ;-;
  73. [4/28/15, 10:44:11 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Mr. Spader! Save the specimen!
  74. [4/28/15, 10:44:14 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): W-wait!
  75. [4/28/15, 10:44:21 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome sends in the flamboyant ninja guards.
  76. [4/28/15, 10:44:34 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) bites the fishing line..
  77. [4/28/15, 10:45:01 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Interesting, so it seems the specimen also has characteristics of a fish
  78. [4/28/15, 10:45:03 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome | The fishing rod zooms off into the room, dragging Lily with it. OwO
  79. [4/28/15, 10:45:16 PM] Alice~ <3: Alice~ <3 sighs and shakes her head, cuddling everyone goodnight
  80. [4/28/15, 10:45:19 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): N-nuuu!!
  81. [4/28/15, 10:45:23 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Night Alice <3
  82. [4/28/15, 10:45:30 PM] James Spader = Awesome: Night Alice.
  83. [4/28/15, 10:45:31 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Bai Alice then..
  84. [4/28/15, 10:45:35 PM] Alice~ <3: Night Rasy, Lily <3
  85. [4/28/15, 10:45:49 PM] Dr Thiago "Dildo Cirno" Oshiro: night alice
  86. [4/28/15, 10:45:49 PM] Alice~ <3: I just can't stant the vinny cute any longer, it's hurties q.q
  87. [4/28/15, 10:45:54 PM] Alice~ <3: Nini Thi <3
  88. [4/28/15, 10:45:59 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) had the appearance of the cat, by the way.
  89. [4/28/15, 10:46:00 PM] James Spader = Awesome: >Vinnu
  90. [4/28/15, 10:46:01 PM] Alice~ <3: nini James spider c:
  91. [4/28/15, 10:46:02 PM] James Spader = Awesome: >Cute
  92. [4/28/15, 10:46:04 PM] James Spader = Awesome: >Rofl
  93. [4/28/15, 10:46:07 PM] James Spader = Awesome: Nini?
  94. [4/28/15, 10:46:17 PM] Alice~ <3: Alice~ <3 points to Lily x Vinny plushies
  95. [4/28/15, 10:46:25 PM] Alice~ <3: Alice~ <3 points to sad heart :c
  96. [4/28/15, 10:46:27 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) licks her paw.
  97. [4/28/15, 10:46:32 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Let's call the testing for the night a close, Mr Spader?
  98. [4/28/15, 10:46:36 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Or might we run a few more?
  99. [4/28/15, 10:46:39 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Y-yay
  100. [4/28/15, 10:46:44 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I wont be experimented on!!
  101. [4/28/15, 10:47:09 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): I mean, there's always that laser we've been wanting to test out...
  102. [4/28/15, 10:47:12 PM] James Spader = Awesome: Hmm... This one can wait until the morning.- OH! Wait! I have one final test. It'll be quick, I promise. Not meaning to keep you any longer, Mr Styx.
  103. [4/28/15, 10:47:46 PM] James Spader = Awesome: The Laser? Hmm... I was going to do the one where the subject has to fend off the Vinny robots, that are attempting to try and kill it. I want to see if it'd fight back.
  104. [4/28/15, 10:47:51 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): C-Can I leave now, Mr. scientists?
  105. [4/28/15, 10:47:52 PM] James Spader = Awesome: But the laser is fun. Let us do that one.
  106. [4/28/15, 10:48:08 PM] James Spader = Awesome: You can leave, when we're finished with you.
  107. [4/28/15, 10:48:11 PM] James Spader = Awesome: Which will be in...
  108. [4/28/15, 10:48:20 PM] James Spader = Awesome: 20- No... 30 years, give or take?
  109. [4/28/15, 10:48:26 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): N-nu!
  110. [4/28/15, 10:48:34 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Yes, that seems about right
  111. [4/28/15, 10:48:44 PM] Tessa: Tessa licks Lily.
  112. [4/28/15, 10:48:49 PM] Alice~ <3: Alice~ <3 licks Wisty
  113. [4/28/15, 10:48:55 PM] James Spader = Awesome: That's excluding the 5 year holiday we get.
  114. [4/28/15, 10:48:58 PM] James Spader = Awesome: So 35.
  115. [4/28/15, 10:49:09 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) cries..
  116. [4/28/15, 10:49:35 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Ah yes the holiday, I'm planning on a trip to Athens myself. Well, let's not delay any further. Press the button with the laser symbol over there please?
  117. [4/28/15, 10:49:43 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I-I'm just a rare specimen of cat that is not really a cat but has some-
  118. [4/28/15, 10:49:46 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): L...l...
  119. [4/28/15, 10:49:50 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): L....asers?!
  120. [4/28/15, 10:49:57 PM] James Spader = Awesome: James Spader = Awesome whizzes his finger around the control panel, and presses the button.
  121. [4/28/15, 10:50:05 PM] Tessa: Tessa noms Lily's paws.
  122. [4/28/15, 10:50:22 PM] Alice~ <3: Alice~ <3 ignored, gg alice
  123. [4/28/15, 10:50:26 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) nuzzles Wisty, whimpering.
  124. [4/28/15, 10:51:05 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) | A Vinny face would pop out of the ground, and when it opened it's mouth a large barrel with laser-y things sprung out.
  125. [4/28/15, 10:51:06 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): D-dun hurt me!
  126. [4/28/15, 10:51:07 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I-I...
  127. [4/28/15, 10:51:40 PM] James Spader = Awesome: Is it going to, and I quote from kids these days, "Fire it's lazor" ?
  128. [4/28/15, 10:51:53 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Oh yes Mr Spader, indeed it shall
  129. [4/28/15, 10:51:58 PM] Tessa: Tessa chews on the power cords.
  130. [4/28/15, 10:52:15 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I-I'm going to die..
  131. [4/28/15, 10:52:25 PM] James (MightyenaBoy): Taking a nap
  132. [4/28/15, 10:52:25 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) hides in the corner of the room.
  133. [4/28/15, 10:52:28 PM] James (MightyenaBoy): Be back in a bit
  134. [4/28/15, 10:52:31 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) | The laser would start blasting bolts of green energy at the specimen. And, let's say the power cords are indestructible? You know, science purposes.
  135. [4/28/15, 10:53:12 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) stared at the green bolts of energy,
  136. [4/28/15, 10:53:15 PM] Tessa: Tessa goes to the breaker box and melts it.
  137. [4/28/15, 10:53:28 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) walks towards them
  138. [4/28/15, 10:53:31 PM] Tessa: Tessa |Resulting in the power supply dying.
  139. [4/28/15, 10:53:44 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Is it not going to try to dodge? Shame. We should stop the test before it dies.
  140. [4/28/15, 10:53:58 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Stop...
  141. [4/28/15, 10:54:01 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): So...bright..
  142. [4/28/15, 10:54:05 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Must...touch...
  143. [4/28/15, 10:54:23 PM] James Spader = Awesome: It seems to have a thing for touching shiny objects.
  144. [4/28/15, 10:54:56 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) sighed and pressed a large blue button, shutting down the Vinny face laser. It sunk back into a panel in the ground.
  145. [4/28/15, 10:55:18 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Well, it seems the tests are a close for the night
  146. [4/28/15, 10:55:27 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Where do I sleeps?
  147. [4/28/15, 10:55:40 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Maybee...
  148. [4/28/15, 10:55:48 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Outside~ Where I can easily escape~?!
  149. [4/28/15, 10:55:59 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): In your room. He points to a doorway that had opened.
  150. [4/28/15, 10:56:17 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): And what happens if I dont want to go there?
  151. [4/28/15, 10:56:29 PM] Tessa: Tessa noms on Styx's pants.
  152. [4/28/15, 10:56:36 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Then your time here will be doubled
  153. [4/28/15, 10:56:39 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): ...
  154. [4/28/15, 10:56:44 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): O-Okay,
  155. [4/28/15, 10:56:44 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) shakes Wist off
  156. [4/28/15, 10:56:49 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Hada-nuff (Lily) quickly runs into the room.
  157. [4/28/15, 10:57:08 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Rasyid (Styxian) | The room would look like a standard bedroom. Quite nice actually.
  158. [4/28/15, 10:57:13 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): Im being held here against my will...Im sentient, Sentient I say!
  159. [4/28/15, 10:57:28 PM] Tessa: Tessa nuzzles Styxian and chews on his sleeves.
  160. [4/28/15, 10:58:01 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): Well class? What did we learn today from watching this documentary?
  161. [4/28/15, 10:58:05 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): The end
  162. [4/28/15, 10:58:10 PM] Rasyid (Styxian): topkek
  163. [4/28/15, 10:58:28 PM] Hada-nuff (Lily): I learnt that scientists are animal-abusing morons!
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