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  1. Apr 20 20:14:44 <Tateos> hai
  2. Apr 20 20:14:46 <Tateos> I'm in a car
  3. Apr 20 20:14:54 <Tateos> but made sure that I could come
  4. Apr 20 20:15:00 <Tateos> let me go get everyone else
  5. Apr 20 20:18:33 <Tateos> level is coming :3
  6. Apr 20 20:18:38 --> Lukas (webchat@c-174-55-156-222.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #hello-operator
  7. Apr 20 20:19:07 <Tateos> hai
  8. Apr 20 20:19:16 <Tateos> I'm just trying to get a few more people
  9. Apr 20 20:19:20 <Tateos> and then we can start
  10. Apr 20 20:20:46 --> klik (webchat@63-226-57-44.phnx.qwest.net) has joined #hello-operator
  11. Apr 20 20:20:52 <Tateos> Hai
  12. Apr 20 20:21:01 <klik> HELLO
  13. Apr 20 20:21:05 <Tateos> I'mma see who else I can get]
  14. Apr 20 20:21:10 <Tateos> and then we'll start
  15. Apr 20 20:21:31 <Tateos> I believe Hectic will be leading us off tonight
  16. Apr 20 20:21:53 --> AJfriss (~AJ@ool-4575ab48.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #hello-operator
  17. Apr 20 20:21:53 --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to AJfriss
  18. Apr 20 20:22:34 <Tateos> Tet should be coming I think
  19. Apr 20 20:22:39 <Tateos> Yeah, he's coming
  20. Apr 20 20:22:41 <Tateos> hai AJ
  21. Apr 20 20:23:00 <klik> my god is tf2 full of jews
  22. Apr 20 20:23:42 <Tateos> I wonder when Hectic is going to stop being AFK
  23. Apr 20 20:23:51 --> Tetroz (tetrisinac@c-98-216-244-56.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #hello-operator
  24. Apr 20 20:24:00 <Tateos> I might just start us off if he doesn't show up in a few moment
  25. Apr 20 20:24:00 <Tetroz> iah
  26. Apr 20 20:24:02 <Tateos> moments
  27. Apr 20 20:24:06 <Tateos> hai tet
  28. Apr 20 20:24:30 <Tetroz> herro peeps
  29. Apr 20 20:25:04 <Tateos> wow
  30. Apr 20 20:25:10 <Tateos> we have a lot of people tonight
  31. Apr 20 20:25:11 <Tateos> well
  32. Apr 20 20:25:14 <Tateos> not a ton
  33. Apr 20 20:25:19 <Tateos> but more than normal
  34. Apr 20 20:25:28 <Tateos> we usually only have like 4
  35. Apr 20 20:25:37 <Tateos> Welp
  36. Apr 20 20:25:49 <Tateos> Hectic isn't here yet
  37. Apr 20 20:25:50 <Tateos> so
  38. Apr 20 20:25:51 <klik> my name is klik
  39. Apr 20 20:26:07 <@AJfriss> shit so uh
  40. Apr 20 20:26:09 <@AJfriss> I might not be
  41. Apr 20 20:26:10 <Tateos> I might start tonight, and then he can take it away when he shows up
  42. Apr 20 20:26:12 <@AJfriss> the most active person
  43. Apr 20 20:26:13 <@AJfriss> like usual
  44. Apr 20 20:26:18 <@AJfriss> I have an excuse
  45. Apr 20 20:26:19 <@AJfriss> though
  46. Apr 20 20:26:21 <Tateos> that's alright bro
  47. Apr 20 20:26:28 <Tetroz> it says @jon is in the thingy
  48. Apr 20 20:26:30 <Tetroz> or is he afk
  49. Apr 20 20:26:40 <klik> maybe he really does hate us
  50. Apr 20 20:26:44 <klik> and is watching
  51. Apr 20 20:26:46 <Tateos> @ signifies adminship
  52. Apr 20 20:26:54 <klik> with his hand on his cock
  53. Apr 20 20:26:57 <klik> oh god
  54. Apr 20 20:27:00 <Tateos> lmao
  55. Apr 20 20:27:32 <@AJfriss> I
  56. Apr 20 20:27:32 <Tetroz> i'm still searching for a 6th pokemon
  57. Apr 20 20:27:34 <@AJfriss> am not feeling the best
  58. Apr 20 20:27:37 <@AJfriss> to put it simply
  59. Apr 20 20:27:45 <klik> do breloom
  60. Apr 20 20:27:49 <klik> berloom
  61. Apr 20 20:27:51 <klik> geh
  62. Apr 20 20:27:54 <Tateos> alright
  63. Apr 20 20:27:57 <Tateos> I'mma start
  64. Apr 20 20:27:59 <Tetroz> i have a brooloom on my team already
  65. Apr 20 20:28:00 <klik> or flygon
  66. Apr 20 20:28:04 <Tetroz> fuck
  67. Apr 20 20:28:06 <Tetroz> breloom
  68. Apr 20 20:28:07 <Tateos> flygon is gangsta
  69. Apr 20 20:28:15 <Tetroz> nah, i used a flygon in hoenn before
  70. Apr 20 20:28:20 <klik> flygon is incredibly gangster
  71. Apr 20 20:29:09 <Tetroz> plus i already have a flying pokemon in skarmory
  72. Apr 20 20:29:18 <Tetroz> unless flygon isn't actually a part flying type
  73. Apr 20 20:29:20 <Tetroz> but w/e
  74. Apr 20 20:29:24 <klik> he's dragon
  75. Apr 20 20:29:33 <klik> also try camerupt
  76. Apr 20 20:29:39 <klik> he's got a one hit KO
  77. Apr 20 20:29:51 <klik> that only one other legendary can know
  78. Apr 20 20:29:54 <Tetroz> ohhhh that's a good idea
  79. Apr 20 20:30:21 <Tetroz> i need a fire type so i'll use camerupt thanks bro
  80. Apr 20 20:30:37 <klik> when I played emerald as a kiddy
  81. Apr 20 20:30:50 <klik> I had a team of blaziken, Xatu and camerupt
  82. Apr 20 20:30:55 <klik> we kicked and took names
  83. Apr 20 20:31:14 <Tetroz> i'm using two steel types, aron and skarmory
  84. Apr 20 20:31:35 <Tetroz> which led to me almost getting massecred in the fire gym because only my marshtomp was useful
  85. Apr 20 20:32:22 <klik> I remember at the gym where you faced you dad
  86. Apr 20 20:32:35 <klik> I was fucked at his final pokemon
  87. Apr 20 20:32:37 <klik> slaking
  88. Apr 20 20:32:43 <klik> I had trapinch
  89. Apr 20 20:32:54 <klik> who was very underleveled
  90. Apr 20 20:33:05 <klik> but I found the greatest loophole ever
  91. Apr 20 20:33:13 <Tetroz> yeah my dudes are all really underleveled
  92. Apr 20 20:33:22 <@AJfriss> Slaking is a boss
  93. Apr 20 20:33:25 <@AJfriss> THE boss even
  94. Apr 20 20:33:28 <@AJfriss> besides shuckle
  95. Apr 20 20:33:29 <klik> Slaking was lazy every other round
  96. Apr 20 20:33:38 <klik> So I kept on using dig
  97. Apr 20 20:33:43 <klik> and NEVER got hit
  98. Apr 20 20:33:43 <Tetroz> lmao
  99. Apr 20 20:34:03 <@AJfriss> Shuckle is just
  100. Apr 20 20:34:05 <klik> so a level 23 or so trapinch beat a level 30 slaking
  101. Apr 20 20:34:06 <@AJfriss> use toxic
  102. Apr 20 20:34:12 <Tetroz> if he destroys me i'll just cheese it using the dig thing
  103. Apr 20 20:34:14 <Tetroz> lol
  104. Apr 20 20:34:16 <@AJfriss> PROTECT AND WITHDRAW
  105. Apr 20 20:34:28 <Tetroz> if i could use a shuckle right now
  106. Apr 20 20:34:31 <Tetroz> i totally would
  107. Apr 20 20:34:37 <@AJfriss> I got someone to ragequit just from pulling out a shuckle
  108. Apr 20 20:34:38 <@AJfriss> and then
  109. Apr 20 20:34:43 <@AJfriss> when i got him to battle me again
  110. Apr 20 20:34:49 <@AJfriss> and he defeated THAT shuckle
  111. Apr 20 20:34:52 <@AJfriss> I pulled out the second one
  112. Apr 20 20:35:30 <klik> lmao
  113. Apr 20 20:35:47 <klik> I remember the battle frontier in emerald
  114. Apr 20 20:35:54 <klik> I never won a single thing there
  115. Apr 20 20:36:00 <Tetroz> battle frontier
  116. Apr 20 20:36:02 <Tetroz> is a dick
  117. Apr 20 20:36:06 <Tateos> UGANDAN DICKLORD PART 3
  118. Apr 20 20:36:09 <klik> but I must have spent 200+ hours at it
  119. Apr 20 20:36:22 <Tetroz> i think i may have won one battle in it and i have over 3 hundred hours in emerald
  120. Apr 20 20:36:39 <Tateos> ART THOU READY TO BEGIN UGANDAN DICKLORD PART 3?
  121. Apr 20 20:36:46 <klik> SURE
  122. Apr 20 20:36:51 <Tetroz> sureth
  123. Apr 20 20:37:08 <klik> i HAVE APPROXIMENTLY 258:10 IN EMERALD
  124. Apr 20 20:37:25 <Tateos> You awake immersed in warm, teal colored water. Floating as though you were in zero gravity, you don't actually feel the water directly. It's almost as though you feel it mentally, but it's not there. You hear an echoing voice. It fills your head, and the water goes away-you still see it, but all feeling of it is gone. The only things that are real are you and the voice. You zone into what it says, you are enveloped in the sound. It says
  125. Apr 20 20:37:44 <Tateos> WHAT DO YOU SAY?
  126. Apr 20 20:38:01 <klik> >meet dead trolls
  127. Apr 20 20:38:15 <Tateos> nein
  128. Apr 20 20:38:30 <Tateos> "Shall you hear my word, and accept the power that it possesses? Will you accept the truth, and live in acceptance of it? Will you know reality, boy? Do you choose to know yourself?”
  129. Apr 20 20:38:34 <Tateos> it continues
  130. Apr 20 20:38:34 <klik> fuk u hussie go back to homestuck
  131. Apr 20 20:38:54 <Tateos> WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER: Y or N
  132. Apr 20 20:38:59 <Tetroz> >Y
  133. Apr 20 20:39:06 <klik> We're fucked
  134. Apr 20 20:39:08 <Tetroz> >N
  135. Apr 20 20:39:10 <Tetroz> >MAYBE
  136. Apr 20 20:39:44 <Tateos> "Yes," you say.
  137. Apr 20 20:40:23 <Tateos> "Are you sure, boy? Shall you hear my word and accept your fate?"
  138. Apr 20 20:40:42 <klik> Y
  139. Apr 20 20:40:55 <Tateos> "Yes, tell me.
  140. Apr 20 20:40:56 <Tateos> "
  141. Apr 20 20:41:31 <Tateos> "You have a great and terrible future, boy."
  142. Apr 20 20:41:49 <Tateos> "You are the last of the Ugandan Dicklords of olde."
  143. Apr 20 20:42:10 <klik> oh dear
  144. Apr 20 20:42:21 <Tetroz> that sounds disgusting
  145. Apr 20 20:42:50 <@jon> what the fuck
  146. Apr 20 20:42:55 <@jon> goddamn it
  147. Apr 20 20:43:07 <@jon> sorry guys i got caught up in something else
  148. Apr 20 20:43:23 <Tateos> "It is your destiny to protect the universe from small and decrepit Tinycock Demon of Doom."
  149. Apr 20 20:43:28 <Tateos> that's aight bro
  150. Apr 20 20:43:31 --- jon gives channel operator status to Tateos
  151. Apr 20 20:43:40 <@jon> i'll do chapter 3 today finally
  152. Apr 20 20:43:41 <@Tateos> I figured I'd start us off since you weren't around
  153. Apr 20 20:44:17 <@Tateos> if you don't mind I'll finish up Part 3 1/2 of Ugandan Dicklord
  154. Apr 20 20:44:26 <@Tateos> and then you can take it away
  155. Apr 20 20:45:29 <@Tateos> "Tinycock wishes to destroy all that is succulent and massive about a good and firm penis."
  156. Apr 20 20:45:42 <@jon> yeah thats fine
  157. Apr 20 20:46:46 <@jon> for now i'll go over chapter 1 and 2 to jog my memory
  158. Apr 20 20:47:06 <@jon> also you guys read my 420 thread i hope
  159. Apr 20 20:47:32 <@Tateos> "You are the chosen one-and also the last of your kind. It is your fate to destroy Tinycock and restore the Massive Cock Empire, saving your race of big ol' dicks.
  160. Apr 20 20:48:07 <@Tateos> You are the one. I have been sent as a messenger from the Gods of Largeness."
  161. Apr 20 20:49:34 --- jon has changed the topic to: Stuff is going on now!
  162. Apr 20 20:49:56 --- jon has changed the topic to: Stuff is going on now! Stuff that is going on: Text Adventure (Ugandan Dicklord Part 3.5)
  163. Apr 20 20:51:48 <@Tateos> "Filty Old Ho has taken care of and protected you, but soon she will be incapable of stopping the great smallness. You must protect yourself, and stop the Tinycock affliction from befalling the world. I hope you know who you are now boy, and what you are destined to do. But first, you must ascend, and you shall ascend by breathing. Hurry. Filthy Old Ho needs your help, boy."
  164. Apr 20 20:52:02 <@Tateos> "BREATHE. BOY."
  165. Apr 20 20:52:08 <@Tateos> >Breathe?
  166. Apr 20 20:52:17 <@Tateos> y/n
  167. Apr 20 20:52:53 <@jon> yeah sure
  168. Apr 20 20:52:58 <@jon> i feel generous today
  169. Apr 20 20:53:11 <@Tateos> "You breathe, and rapidly ascend as everything turns white."
  170. Apr 20 20:53:19 <@Tateos> END OF PART 3.5.
  171. Apr 20 20:53:29 <Tetroz> >white is a bland color
  172. Apr 20 20:53:38 <@Tateos> the rest of part three is much more interactive
  173. Apr 20 20:53:57 <@Tateos> but yeah
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