AIE Best story ever(AIE in a nutshell)

>Be Anon
>Arrive in equestrian
>Meet purplesmart
>Million questions
>Meet her 5 friends
>Be taken to Canterlot to meet princess
>”Hey faggot, have a house and free money.”
>Socialism FUCK YEAH!
>Move into house in P0nyville
>Pinkie party
>Rarity makes you cloths
>Applejack gives you a job
>Rainbow is bro
>Fluttershy wants hot monkey dick and guesses your fetish
>Hanging with Rainbro
>Her wings up and throbbing
“I told you about those wing boners bro.”
>Get drunk
>Confess love for bro
>Sex up rainbow
>Marry Rainbow
>Fluttershy is sad
>3 way with Shy and Dash
>Live happily with them
>Be 42 years later
>feels
>Die
End