one of those days

>its been one of those days
>fluttershy kidnapped you after drugging your breakfast
>applejack took you from her with her trusty lasso
>rainbow dash in turn rescued you and hid you in the clouds
>twilight saved you with her magic as you fell through the clouds
>Rarity spirited you away by fast-talking spike
>and pinkie pie out of nowhere came to contest rarity over you
>now you're running out of town like you stole something while 6 horny p0nies chase you down
>and yet
>you wouldnt have it any other way


>what the fuck is wrong with you, anyway?