Jaspers and Crabdad - A Very Merry Dickmas

-*- Jaspersprite The distinct sound of jingling can be heard not too far away, clear as... well, a bell! The noise grows closer and closer to the living room before the source makes itself known, a gleeful feline sprite practically pouncing into the room with wild abandon. A toy mouse imprisoned behind a pearly cage of fangs-- it has a bell in it! He likes mice toys that
<Jaspersprite> squeak, too. But the ones that jingle when you bat it around all enticing-like are extra fun!
-*- Jaspersprite Most of the time it's just so darn frustrating to wait for a good time to play with them, though. They cause a whole lot of noise! And that makes people not so happy. But with the living room void of a single soul, Jaspers found himself looking into a window of oppertunity-- and he certainly wasn't about to toss the latter out of the former!
<The_Handyman> ((pardon Jasps, just give me a moment >n<;; sneaking around mum))
<Jaspersprite> [[Fffff, that's cool! uvu]]
<Jaspersprite> [[Be v careful o8]]
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<PurpleKoopa> [okay, i've got an idea for responding to this, but first i'm going to get some food]
<Jaspersprite> [['Kay uwu]]
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-*- PurpleKoopa okay, i'm back - did anyone else post anything?
<Jaspersprite> [[Nope! o:]]
<Jaspersprite> [[Welcome back uvu]]
<PurpleKoopa> [wait, i think i need a repost: all i have in the logs is]
<PurpleKoopa> The distinct sound of jingling can be heard not too far away, clear as... well, a bell! The noise grows closer and closer to the living room before the source makes itself known, a gleeful feline sprite practically pouncing into the room with wild abandon. A toy mouse imprisoned behind a pearly cage of fangs-- it has a bell in it! He likes mice toys that
<Jaspersprite> [[Oh, fff. Hold on, I'll give it to you on Skype c: ]]
-*- PurpleKoopa thanks umu
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<PurpleKoopa> Man, you can just smell the holiday spirit in here. Or maybe it's just the rancid smell of a slain beast. Which, in fact, is exactly the case! Some grotesque mishmash of creatures is mounted on top of a wooden post near the corner of the room. Oh god, it's horrible, it's monstrous, it's...
<PurpleKoopa> Just then, another terrible monster, this one much more crab-like than the other, bustles into the room with his arms full of boxes. He drops them next to the fragrant behemoth, opens one up with a snip of his pincers, and starts wrapping that behemoth with... /tinsel/??? What kind of messed up tradition is this?
<PurpleKoopa> The lusus looks up from his decorating and at the sprite. He waves a claw at the fine feline fellow. "YO. HAPPY TWO WEEKS BEFORE TWELFTH PERIGEE'S EVE, CATBREATH."
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-*- Jaspersprite Oh oop I got]]
-*- Jaspersprite Distracted sorry u8]]
-*- Jaspersprite The toy in his jaws is visciously shaken, ringing the bell inside as loud as ever. It was a shame that he didn't have anybody else to play with, but... oh well! He's having a fantastic time either way. The ringing eventually dies down, however, as the sprite begins to take notice of the rather...
-*- Jaspersprite /Funny/ scent. It makes him hungry, a little! Only a little, though. Fish and other tasty cat foods run circles around whatever that is. He sniffs the air a few times, the toy held in his mouth dropping to the living room floor-- before noticing the crustacean! The one that also happens to be a dad. Jaspers met him on one of his... more dramatic days by f
<Jaspersprite> ar, and the cat couldn't say he was very fond of their crabby attitude! But he seemed like he had good intentions! ... For the most part, anyway.
-*- Jaspersprite Meanie jerkface McCrabdude. 3:
-*- PurpleKoopa say that to my face furcker not online see what happens (V)imi(V)
-*- Jaspersprite But it'd be /double/ rude to just turn his nose up to their friendly greeting. The wave is returned by a sway of a tentacle and an innocent grin, ears perked. "Oh! Oh oh yes hello mister dadcrab it is very good to see you. :3"
<Jaspersprite> "... What is twelfth perigees eve? :0"
-*- Jaspersprite I do not want any trouble 38
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<PurpleKoopa> Meanie Jerkface McCrabdude shoots Princess Hairball a funny look. "YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF TWELFTH PERIGEE'S EVE BEFORE?" he says, somewhat confused. Without warning, he sweeps a pincer across the air, launching headfirst into holiday exposition! There should be some snowflakes following it, seriously.
<PurpleKoopa> "WHY, IT'S ONLY THE MOST MAGICAL DAY OF THEM ALL!" he starts. "WHENEVER THIS TIME OF THE SWEEP ROLLS AROUND, I LEAVE THE HIVE FOR DAYS ON END, GOING ON THE HUNT FOR A ROAMING BEHEMOTH TO BASH TO A BLOODY PULP. CHECK IT OUT. AIN'T SHE A BEAUT?" He gives that beast corpse a hearty smack, nearly toppling it over. "AFTER THAT. I MAKE THE VOYAGE HOME AND SPRUCE
<PurpleKoopa> IT UP WITH MY KID. IT'S KINDA LIKE A TRADITION OF OURS."
-*- Jaspersprite winces notably as the beast is whacked, but aside from that, they look as interested as can be. "Oh! Oh okay see i think i can understand that. Kinda." He cocks his head to the side, processing the monster crab holidays in his own... special manner. "It sounds nice. Even though i do not think i could catch a beast that big in all of my nine lives! 3:" He'
<Jaspersprite> ll just stick to catching mice and birds /thank/ /you/ /kindly/. "We have traditions too real soon! Even though i never got to participate in them because i am just a cat. :3"
<Jaspersprite> "They are much much different than that though there are no capturing of big scary beasts or crabs or anything."
-*- Jaspersprite ...
<Jaspersprite> "Oh gosh no offense i am sure that crabs could also participate in them! <:3"
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<PurpleKoopa> Crabdad shrugs off the comment, apparently not catching his drift. "EH, IT'S COOL. HONESTLY, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF SOME OTHER TROLL/LUSUS FAMILIAL UNITS DECIDED TO CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS OVER SOME STEAMED ME. WOULDN'T BE HOW I WOULD DO IT, SINCE I'M NOT ONE FOR CRABNIBALISM, BUT WHATEVZ, MAN. (V)imi(V)"
<PurpleKoopa> "BUT YOU SHOULDN'T LET BEING A CAT STOP YOU FROM HAVING SOME PERIGEE GOODTIMES. LIKE, A FRIEND OF MY KID'S GOT THIS TWO-MOUTHED MEOWBEAST FOR A LUSUS, AND SHE WAS *TOTALLY* HAVING A HOLLY AND/OR JOLLY 12-P-EVE. THOUGH I THINK IN HER CASE, THE HOLLY AND JOLLINESS CAME IN THE FORM OF A DAY-LONG NAP, WHICH I'M PRETTY SURE SHE DOES ALL DAY ANYWAY."
<PurpleKoopa> "BUT HEY!" he says, leaning an elbow against the creature's cadaver. "WE CAN'T ALL BE HANDSOME BEAST-SLAYING KILLERS, AM I RIGHT?"
- {Day changed to Thu Dec 13 00:00:00 2012}
<Jaspersprite> "Oh! I think i know the cat that you are talking about actually she is very nice. She is my friends cat! Or uhm. Lusus. :0" Still getting the hang of all this alien lingo, even after all the time he's spent. "Napping is nice though i would not blame her if she slept all day."
<Jaspersprite> "But that is certainly not what i will be doing on twelfth perigees eve! Holidays are holidays and no matter what or who you are you can celebrate them."
<Jaspersprite> "It was hard to celebrate anything though when i was just an alive cat though because i was a normal cat."
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<PurpleKoopa> Crabdad bobs his big head a little, somewhat impressed that this cat knows Pounce. Huh! Small world. "OH, YOU ALREADY WEREN'T SOME KINDA... PRINCESSY OCTOPUSSY? SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD'VE ASKED FOR SOME ROYAL TREATMENT, /YOUR/ /MAJESTY/. KEKEKEKE." He chuckles at his own joke, then violates Twelfth Perigee's Eve law by ripping off a hunk of uncooked beast arm
<PurpleKoopa> and mowing it down like a chicken leg. C'mon. Who's gonna stop him? The holiday police?
<PurpleKoopa> "BLECH. NEEDS MORE SALT," he says to himself, balking at the raw taste of the meat. "YOU KNOW, IF YOUR HOLIDAY PLANS INVOLVE BORING STUFF LIKE CHASING THAT SQUEAK TOY AROUND AND LICKING YOURSELF WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO JOIN ME AT MY TWELFTH PERIGEE'S EVE DINNER WHEN WE FINALLY ROAST THIS SUCKER UP AND SERVE HIM WITH AN APPLE
<PurpleKoopa> CRAMMED IN HIS MOUTH. IT'S NOT LIKE I KNOW IF MY CHARGE'LL BE HERE THIS SWEEP, SEEING HOW I'M DEAD AND ALL."
-*- Jaspersprite laughs a little at being called your majesty, a tentacle raised to cover his own mouth. "Oh no i am not any real princess! I do not have knights or a kingdom or a dragon trying to steal me. :3" Which is pretty darn good, he thinks! A dragon coming to grab him up? /Yikes/. He's got enough worries riddling his mind, thank you! "Playing with my toy and licki
<Jaspersprite> ng myself is pretty fun though it is not boring! But i might join you for dinner ye--"
-*- Jaspersprite He pauses, rather abruptly. He's... not sure if he wants to do something like this a second time. Crabdad was nice and all! ... To an extent! But so were the people on the farm. It seemed like such a good deal, a lovely place where not a bad thing in the universe could touch it...
-*- Jaspersprite When the reality was it was anything but.
-*- Jaspersprite The sentence lingers for a little while, the sprite's eager grin contorting to show his confliction, before he just... reaches down to the toy mouse, curling a tendril around it. "... Well. Maybe if my friends come too. And. If they think that it is a good idea."
<PurpleKoopa> Crabdad grins broadly, pleased that his guest list /might/ include more people than the indomitable Sean Crabbery, coming to the party via his life's work in DVDs. Oh, Sean. If only the barrier of the TV screen didn't keep you two apart. ...Oh shit, shouldn't he be dead too??? Note to self: PUT CRABBERY'S GHOST'S INVITATION ON TOP PRIORITY.
<PurpleKoopa> "SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, CATBERT. THE MORE THE MERRIER, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. Y'KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS THERE'S ENOUGH ROAST BEAST. TO GO AROUND. TO EVERYONE ELSE. AFTER I'M FINISHED WITH IT." This was a lie, he was /never/ finished with it. Twelfth Perigee's Eve couldn't come soon enough. And then the one after that, and the one after that, and the..
<PurpleKoopa> "IT'LL BE GREAT TO SEE DE LEON AGAIN. WHO ELSE ARE YOU GONNA GET THE A-OK FROM? WHAT ABOUT THAT SULLEN LOOKIN BLUE GUY WHO'S GOT ENOUGH HAIR SPRAY TO BRING GLAM METAL BACK FROM THE DEAD?"
-*- PurpleKoopa vergil actually needs to grow out his locks and dye em blonde before he's eligible to work in a glam metal band
-*- Jaspersprite Fff
<Jaspersprite> "Oh my name is not catbert it is jaspers! <:3" His smile begins it's slow climb after it's fall from grace, feline eyes prying themselves away from his toy. ... It's a really fun toy, okay??? Even when he's not chasing it and batting it and chewing on it! It's so colorful and everything. Clearly, it's at the top of the rodent heirarchy, despite it being a fak
<Jaspersprite> ey fake fluff-filled cat toy. And it still finds itself trapped in Jasper's tentacles, just like every mouse before it.
-*- Jaspersprite Jaspers Lalonde. /Ace/ /hunter/.
-*- Jaspersprite ... His smile soon begins to sink once more, though, at the mention of Vergil's name. /Oh/. Something... something told him that he'd rather stay away from dinners for the rest of his unlife. Or at least spend more time with Felicia! They've probably got a lot of catching up to do, too.
-*- Nitro That's a terrible cliche.
-*- Jaspersprite Swear. 3:
-*- Jaspersprite Cliche sounds like a word that is bad! I think.
-*- Jaspersprite It might be a word that is bad and if it is you should not say it. :<
-*- Nitro I'll have you know that Dante and I once planned to form a band. There was....some contention as to what style of music would be produced. And what hairstyles were required.
-*- Nitro A mullet would not look good on me.
<Jaspersprite> "Uhm. I do not know if he would want to actually. It is not you! He just has to take care of his brother. Hes not too well right now." He takes a glance to the left. A glance to the right. Before leaning in ever so carefully, despite the distance still between him and Crabdad. "(I think he is mad at me too. :<)" Even after Vergil's reassurance-- even after gi
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<Jaspersprite> ving Dante the ~*APOLOGY*ART*~-- he was still pretty sure that Dante didn't like him anymore.
-*- Jaspersprite It was a poor judge of character for Jaspers, and a bunch of people got hurt because of it.
-*- PurpleKoopa omfg he made apology art
-*- Jaspersprite He's surprised Vergil didn't tear him to shreds and gobble up whatever was left! :<
-*- Nitro He /did/
-*- Nitro It was the most perf thing
-*- PurpleKoopa jaspers did you make this for real
-*- Nitro He /dID/
-*- Nitro I'm /telling/ you, it was /perf/
-*- PurpleKoopa i gotta see it if you did
-*- Jaspersprite On the back is scribbled 'I am sorry that you lost your arms no hard feelings'
-*- Jaspersprite 'Get better soon pls'
-*- Jaspersprite Trying to dig it up tho
<non> omg)
-*- PurpleKoopa hahaha i just wiped a tear away from my eye
-*- Jaspersprite Ffffffffff
-*- Jaspersprite 'If you would like i could provide a helpi̶n̶g̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶  3:'
-*- non helping appendage
-*- PurpleKoopa no hARM no foul
-*- non helping tentacle
-*- Jaspersprite The arm is capitalized
-*- Jaspersprite u r welcom
<HATLIKER> (Hey, don't hold that Perigree party without me k?  I'll bring in anthro!Pounce)
-*- Jaspersprite (I can't find it in my bookmarks tho omg)
-*- Jaspersprite (Nitro pls help)
-*- PurpleKoopa i'll let you know if we get that thing off the ropes, hatliker. probably not tonight, though
-*- Jaspersprite (I don't want to have to upload it again Tinypic is already so done w/ my shit)
<HATLIKER> (good cuz i'm going to bed tonight)
<Jaspersprite> [[Night, fF uvu]]
-*- PurpleKoopa alright, pal. sleep tight!
<HATLIKER> (u 2)
-*- PurpleKoopa OK BACK 2 REPLYING TAKE YER GAB TA OVERFLOW
-*- Nitro Oh I
-*- Nitro Just a sec, I thhhhhink I might have it
-*- Nitro Ok yes I do
-*- Nitro Do you want me to just post it here or
-*- Jaspersprite Feel free uvu
-*- Nitro http://oi48.tinypic.com/2qmmcdh.jpg
<HATLIKER> (those /stunning/ /features/)
-*- Jaspersprite :<
-*- Jaspersprite  8<
-*- Jaspersprite  8'<
-*- Jaspersprite Y
-*- Jaspersprite You dont like it
-*- Jaspersprite Do you
-*- PurpleKoopa jaspers i'm hanging that up on my fridge
-*- Jaspersprite Thank
<PurpleKoopa> "OH," he says in a voice that is hardly a whisper at all. "SORRY ABOUT THAT, CATBUS-- I MEAN JAGGER-- I MEAN JASPERS." God dammit. Why did he have to be so terrible at consoling? It's enough to make him do a 2XFACECLAW COMBO. "IF YOU'D RATHER NOT INVITE NURSE BLUEBRO TO THIS SHINDIG, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FRIENDLY GET-TOGETHER, NOT SOME
<PurpleKoopa> EMOTIONALLY JAM-PACKED MEETING BETWEEN AWKWARD ACQUAINTANCES, YEAH? REALLY THROWS YOUR APPETITE DOWN THE LOAD GAPER. WHY DO YOU THINK I OFFERED YOU THAT MUFFIN, DUDE."
<PurpleKoopa> He puts the (now half-eaten) monster arm up to his chin and ponders something. "HOW ABOUT... INSTEAD OF THAT GUY, YOU CAN GO ASK... FUCK, I DUNNO. WHATEVER OTHER PALS YOU GOT IN THIS BIG GREEN DUMPSTER. HOW'S THAT SOUND?"
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<BUCKET> Sup
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-*- PurpleKoopa CRABDAD DROPS EVERYTHING HE'S DOING AND MAKES SLOPPY USE OF THE BUCKET POST-HASTE
-*- Jaspersprite L a u g h s
<Jaspersprite> "It is okay! I just do not think he would like to come." Which... in hindsight isn't very okay at all! But still. This could be the match to the powder keg, the spark to the gas. Even if he /decided/ to go... /KERSPLOOEY/. "Swear." He absent-mindedly adds, considering his options for dinner guests very, /very/ thoroughly. Before offering only a shrug of the t
<Jaspersprite> entacles. "I dunno. A lot of my friends have been acting awfully... well. Awfully not very like friends should act at all! Lately. 3:"
<Jaspersprite> "We could invite carley though. She is this really nice lady who is super smart and funny! And then-- oh! Oh oh oh we could invite felicia! She is also super nice and we just became friends recently. She said she would help me sing and she catches mice and birds and probably lots and lots of other things really well! I bet she would love to come yes yes."
<Jaspersprite> "Nepeta too and roxy maybe if she would like to come and--"
-*- Jaspersprite Thankfully, he manages to stop himself before he starts listing off each and every one of his pals. "I mean. Yes that sounds good. <:3"
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-*- PurpleKoopa WHOA WHERE DID ALL OF THESE PEOPLE COME FROM
-*- All106Characters STAMPEDE
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<PurpleKoopa> Crabdad holds his claws up, as if to tell Mr. Social Flutterbeast over here he's prattled on for long enough. "WHOA, SLOW DOWN, YOU CRAZY CHATTERCAT. YOU CAN GO ASK ALL OF THE PROSPECTIVE PARTY-GOERS IF THEY WANNA GO PARTY SOMETIME LATER, DUDE. IF WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BIG CROWD, THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE THE MAIN COURSE *EXTRA* SPECIAL, RIGHT? MAYBE EVEN STUFF
<PurpleKoopa> IT LIKE ONE OF THOSE TURDUCKENS, EXCEPT WITH ROE CUBES INSTEAD OF CHICKEN, FISH DUMPLINGS INSTEAD OF DUCK, AND THIS SAVORY BEAST CARCASS INSTEAD OF THE TURK."
<PurpleKoopa> "I'M PROBABLY GONNA NEED A HAND OR TWO TO DECK THIS BAD BOY OUT. I MIGHT BE A MASTER CHEF, BUT I'M STILL NO TROLL MARTHA STEWART, I'M TELLING YOU THAT MUCH. YOU KNOW ANYONE GOOD AT PUTTING THINGS INTO OTHER THINGS, AND THEN PUTTING /THOSE/ THINGS INTO /ANOTHER/ THING?"
-*- PurpleKoopa sees all one hundred and six characters typing
-*- PurpleKoopa expects to be blown away in the ensuing tidal wave
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-*- Jaspersprite Fffffffffffff]]
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-*- Jaspersprite He really /did/ have to take care of that, going on and on and on some more. He was positive that nobody appreciated it! He just... can't help it. When he gets excited, there's no stopping the sprite. He taps a tentacle to his chin and thinks over the many people he knows-- who would be good at putting things into different things, and then putting that i
<Jaspersprite> nto something else? ... He's got nothing. Except, maybe... "I think i know somebody! Her name is jane. She does not come by very often though. There is mutini too! But she does not seem to like me all that much anymore and i do not know why. :<"
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<Jaspersprite> "I bet i can find someone though. Just give me a little bit of time crabdad! You can count on me. :3"
<PurpleKoopa> "GLAD I CAN, SOLDIER. MY GRUMBLING STOMACH IS DEPENDING ON YOU." He shoots Private Pussyfoot a mock salute and vows to promote him to Corporal Kittywhiskers upon successful mission. "YOU GATHER UP WHATEVER COOKING MAMAS YOU GOT IN THIS JOINT, I'LL HANDLE THE REST. GOT A WHOLE LOTTA PARTY TO PLAN HERE."
<PurpleKoopa> "I WAS THINKING ABOUT RENTING ME ONE OF THOSE KARAOKE MACHINES, BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS ENTERTAINMENT LIKE EAR-GRATING CATERWAULING. THE REST OF THE PARTY SCHEDULE JUST PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF!"
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-*- Jaspersprite A tentasalute of his own is given. No belly shall go unfilled with the tastiest of turks! Gosh, he's /excited/ now. Really excited! ... Though, if something about  this felt /off/ again, he'd be sure to say something. He doesn't want a repeat of the last dinner-- nobody would, honestly. "Yes yes this will be the best twelfth perigees eve that there ever w
<Jaspersprite> as!" ... "Karaoke? You mean singing? Oh gosh that would be positively perfect. I love to sing! And so does one of my other friends just like i said." The cherry was placed ever so neatly on the sundae at the prospect of getting to sing, as well. ... He better get to practicing! He'll have the very best of his meows prepared. The very best!
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<PurpleKoopa> Crabdad flashes him a thumbs up, or at least the closest thing to a thumbs up that he can manage. "SO IT IS AN AWESOME DECISION, THEN. YEAH, I KNOW. I AM COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF MAKING ANY OTHER KIND."
<PurpleKoopa> "JUST KEEP THOSE FLUFFY EARS OF YOURS PERKED FOR THE DINNERTIME SIGNAL, ALRIGHT? IT'LL EITHER BE WHEN YOU FEEL AN EARTHQUAKE, WHICH IS MY STOMACH GURGLING, OR WHEN YOU HEAR SCREECHING COMING FROM THE HALL, WHICH WILL BE ME TESTING OUT THE SING-ALONG SETUP."
-*- Jaspersprite You're amongst friends, Crabdad. Jaspers as well lacks a pair of thumbs to show his approval. The best he can do is a determined nod and a lighthearted little giggle, squeezing the jingly mouse in his tendril. "Sounds good! I cannot wait. My very first chirstm--" Ahem. "Twelfth perigees eve! With all my great new friends and snacks and everything! Meow!"
-*- Jaspersprite And there's so much to do and so little time and he's not entirely positive on where to start! He's never been a party planner before, but... first time for everything! He's already darting off as quick as he came, the tip of his tail swishing hurriedly. "Gotta go practice my meowing and find a person and get my friends and--"
-*- Jaspersprite ... He stops by the doorway, if only for a few brief moments. He's forgetting something!
<Jaspersprite> "Thank you for inviting me and my friends. Meow. <:3"
<PurpleKoopa> "ANYTIME, JASPERGERS." After sending one more good-natured wave the feline's way, Crabdad turns around and snaps open the rest of the decoration boxes. He undoes the flaps and his eyes open wide - oh man, what a find. How long had this little keepsake been shoved away in here?
<PurpleKoopa> With delicate care, he reaches into the box and pulls out a bauble: a cheap-looking ornament covered with a fading white paint coat, and four tiny black speckles marked on the front. No no, not cheap - /homemade/ was the better term here.
<PurpleKoopa> Still staring at the bauble, Crabdad barely turns his head to the door to add, "OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING. IF YOU SEE MY KID'S CRABBY LITTLE KEISTER ANYWHERE, TELL HIM TO DRAG IT IN SOMETIME. REALLY MISS THAT LITTLE GUY."
-*- Midna ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥: awwwwwwwwwwwww.
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-*- Jaspersprite Crabdad's heart grew three sizes that day
-*- PurpleKoopa OH MY GOD I NEED A HEART TRANSPLANT ASAP
-*- PurpleKoopa MY CHEST IS ON THE VERGE OF EXPLODING
-*- Jaspersprite FIELD HEART TRANSPLANT
-*- Jaspersprite BA-BUMP
-*- Jaspersprite BA-BUMP
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-*- PurpleKoopa THANK YOU DR KATZ YOU SAVED MY LIFE
-*- Jaspersprite ANY TIME
-*- Jaspersprite Jaspers confirmed for part time psychiatrist
-*- Jaspersprite He was /going/ to be Dr Catz before he was sued for flagrant copyright infringement
-*- Jaspersprite He is now also a part time lawyer
-*- PurpleKoopa I DON'T KNOW WHAT PSYCHIATRY HAS TO DO WITH SURGERY BUT YOU MUST BE A MASTER AT BOTH
-*- Jaspersprite Phoemitts Wright
-*- PurpleKoopa HA
<Jaspersprite> "Oh!" He shakes his head vigorously up and down. What kind of dad would let their own miss out on Twelfth Perigees Eve? Even it's a crabby dad. Although the reason behind exactly why he made the request is lost to the sprite, he assures him nonetheless. "Sure thing! The next time i see him i will tell him to find you. I bet he misses you! :3" He knows /he/ wo
<Jaspersprite> uld, at least.
-*- Jaspersprite Meanie Jerkface McCrabdude sounded a lot less accurate as he made his way right through the door frame, bustling down the hall.
-*- Jaspersprite JINGLEJINGLEJINGLEJINGLEJINGLE.
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-*- Midna ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥: good morning
<Jaspersprite> [[Hi, tG.]]
<turntechGodhead> ((yooo))
<turntechGodhead> ((damn this place be dead))
-*- Midna ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥: what a wonderful entrance to make
<Jaspersprite> [[It's normally a lot more active in the earlier hours o: ]]
<turntechGodhead> ((i pride myself on tact and humility))
-*- PurpleKoopa wrappin' something up in here, actually
-*- Midna ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥: also it's something like 5:24 EST
<turntechGodhead> ((im in the gmt))
<Jaspersprite> [[Ah. o: ]]
<turntechGodhead> ((its massively inconvenient))
<Jaspersprite> [[Ffffff I could only imagine]]
<turntechGodhead> ((yep))
-*- Midna ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥ casually runs a lookup on a user's nick
-*- Midna ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥ finds /1006/ hosts listed
-*- Midna ﹤ＯＯＣ﹥ headdesks
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<PurpleKoopa> Crabdad can't help but chuckle to himself as that silly little jingle follows after the scampering cat. Ahhhhh, holidays. He's glad to have made a chum today, even if he was pinker than a panther and had a new name he'd need to remember. Jazzpat, was it? Must've been something like that.
<PurpleKoopa>  Alone at last, he stares at the ornament for a few moments longer, recounting the days of a bygone past. How precious those moments were, the times that weren't marked with a flurry of sickle slashes or the gnashing of claws. It helped him be tough, right? At least sentimental junk like this shows he still had a soft, gooshy underbelly beneath that rock-hard
<PurpleKoopa> shell. A true crab through and through, baby. (V)imi(V)
<PurpleKoopa> He lets go of the ornament, taking its loosely-attached hook and treating the animal corpse to a free nose piercing. There, perfect. Right at the top, so everyone can gawk at his kid's dubious handiwork. But y'know something? It's alright with him. This Twelfth Perigee's Eve wouldn't suck so much after all.
<PurpleKoopa> And if you put your ear against the frosted windows and believed with all your might, you could just make out the sound of Lord Engrinch firing a couple rounds of his reindeer motivation rifle and streaking across the night sky.
<PurpleKoopa> "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."
<PurpleKoopa> "IT WILL BE THE LAST GOOD NIGHT. THAT YOU EVER HAVE. BECAUSE I'M GOING TO. /SLEIGH/. YOU ALL."
<PurpleKoopa> "HO. HO. HO."
<PurpleKoopa> ~*~END OF A DICKMEGLE CHRISTMAS CAROL~*~
<PurpleKoopa> ~*~...~*~
<PurpleKoopa> ~*~FOR NOW~*~