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A cup of Punch P2

Mar 24th, 2013
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  1. >The next day in Equestria
  2. >You awake to the sweet smell of smoke your nostrils
  3. >Wait a minute...
  4. >That smells awful!
  5. >You look to the side
  6. >No Berry
  7. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!
  8. >You run down the stairs and into the kitchen where you see Berry cooking a fucking bag of flour on the bare stovetop
  9. >She has a chef's hat on and half a handlebar mustache and she turns to you with a smile
  10. >"Wee wee! Ze food has been zerved!"
  11. >The bag is on fire, the counter is on fire, hell the sink is even on fire
  12. >But she is fine
  13. >You run in and swoop her away from there
  14. >And run out of your house
  15. >Just in time for the fire to cartoonishly devour your house within a few seconds
  16. >You both watch as the house crumples
  17. Berry...
  18. >"Yes honey?"
  19. I'm going to fucking kill you.
  20. >She looks up at you and tilts her head in confusion as the other half of the mustache falls off
  21. >"What's that taste like?"
  22. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
  23. >...
  24. >You finally calmed down after a few hours of sitting in Twilight's treehouse
  25. >She accepted you into her home after what happened
  26. >Mostly because Celestia forced her to
  27. >This is the only time when her being the pupil of a fucking god has helped you in some way
  28. >And also because no one else could tolerate Berry for more than six seconds
  29. >In fact, Twilight could do it for a full minute
  30. >You timed as Berry asked her where the bathroom was
  31. >Then she would reply
  32. >"Up the stairs and to the left."
  33. >Berry would go up the stairs to the door, push it open, stare at the toilet, and then back down them to Twilight
  34. >"Hey, where's your bathroom?"
  35. >And Twilight would reply again but with a louder and more forceful tone
  36. >"Up the stairs and to the left."
  37. >That happened about three times
  38. >You had to place her in the bathroom and open the toilet for her to realize what it was
  39. >Then you had to sing a song as she did a little dance so she wouldn't flip her shit and not listen to you
  40. >She's a bit ya know...mentally retarded
  41. >Anyway, she's in there right now just singing tunes
  42. >Twilight is really trying with her and you thank her for that
  43. >A flush is heard from upstairs
  44. >"I'M DONE!"
  45. >You and Twilight look at each other and shrug
  46. >"I SAID I'M DONE!"
  47. I'll go to see what the fuck she wants.
  48. >You walk up there and open the door
  49. >She prances out happily and the smell of the bathroom punches you in the face
  50. >You almost throw up at the sight
  51. Oh...oh my god...
  52. >There is shit caked to the walls
  53. >It is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen
  54. >How could she even get shit behind the toilet?!
  55. >She drew a picture of a tall stick figure holding hoof and hand with a pony out of shit on the mirror
  56. >You slam the door and facepalm
  57. >Why did you even trust the retard in the bathroom alone...
  58. >"What's wrong Anon?"
  59. >Twilight yells from downstairs
  60. >Shit...
  61. Nothing! Just pricked my finger.
  62. >"Oh, I'll come look at it! Hold on."
  63. >Fucking brain and it's awful fucking excuses
  64. >You look over to the door
  65. >Guess you have to...
  66. >You open the door, put your thumb in the crack of it, and slam it
  67. >It chops open your thumb and you supress the scream as Twilight comes up the stairs
  68. >"Let me see."
  69. >You show her your open and gushing with blood finger
  70. >"Sweet Celestia! That's one heck of a 'prick' Anon!"
  71. >Her purple aura surrounds your hand and fixes it completely
  72. Thank you Twilight.
  73. >"Don't mention it."
  74. >She scrunches her face up
  75. >"What's that smell?"
  76. O-Oh um I farted?
  77. >Fucking brain is on vacation today apparently
  78. >"Nasty Anon..."
  79. >She turns around and there is a crash
  80. >You both run down the stairs to see Twilight's basement door wide open
  81. >Both of you look at each other and then book it for the door
  82. >Hehe book it...in a library...
  83. >No? Okay, I'll shut up
  84. >You look down the stairs and see nothing too crazy
  85. >Twilight rushes past you
  86. >Then she exhales deeply
  87. What's going on?
  88. >"Nothing...she's just eating my dinner from last night."
  89. Well then what was that noise?
  90. >You go back up the stairs and see Spike right there putting a vase back together
  91. >There's dirt everywhere on the floor around him
  92. >He sees you and zips off
  93. >You then walk over to the pile of vase and dirt there when Twilight brings Berry back up
  94. >"Anon! What have you done?!"
  95. >She slams the door and moves you aside
  96. >Tears are streaming down her face
  97. >"This urn held the ashes of my grandparents!"
  98. >She magics all of the ashes you thought was just dirt and teleports away
  99. Fuck...
  100. >Spike comes out
  101. >"I'm sorry...I was just going to find a book and fell backwards..."
  102. You owe me, big time....and I know just how.
  103. >...
  104. >A few minutes pass and Twilight teleports back with another vase and goes upstairs to her room
  105. >She puts it on the shelf in her room and comes back to the top of the stairs
  106. >She's glaring at you just sitting petting a sleeping Berry
  107. >She sniffs the air
  108. >"Sweet Celestia what is that awful stench?!"
  109. >She flings open the bathroom door to reveal Spike sitting in a pile of shit in the bathroom
  110. >"SPIIIKE! OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THIS?!"
  111. >A plop sound is heard
  112. >"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IT ON THE CELING?!"
  113. >You continue to pet Berry and she wakes up a little
  114. >"Anon, why is Twilight so mad?"
  115. >You look to her with a dead straight face
  116. Because you shit everywhere in her bathroom.
  117. >"But I wiped!"
  118. >You facepalm and then hear
  119. >"AND WHY IS THERE ONE PIECE OF TOILET PAPER ON THE WALL?! YOU'RE GROUNDED!"
  120. God damn it Berry. What is wrong with you?
  121. >"I don't press repeat."
  122. What?
  123. >You look to her and she's passed out on your lap again
  124. Fuck.
  125. >Twilight, who could be described as a little frustrated, walks down the stairs with her mane completely made up of flame
  126. >Somehow not burning the entire place to the ground even though it is all wood
  127. >Fucking magic bro
  128. >Shit's crazy
  129. >Her eye twitches as she looks at you
  130. >"Both of you. Get out. Now."
  131. >Like you're going to fuck with a purple Ponyta
  132. >You head out holding Berry
  133. >The movement awakes her
  134. >"Aw where are we going honey?"
  135. Have any suggestions? Because I don't.
  136. >"Maybe Fwutterfy?"
  137. What? Fluttershy?
  138. >All that responds are snores
  139. >Okay, that's getting annoying
  140. >You start making your way to Fluttershy's house
  141. >This could actually be a good idea
  142. >Because she's like, the element of kindness
  143. >Maybe she'll let you stay
  144. >She may have been a little weird when you first met her, by being kind of distant and quiet
  145. >But she seemed like a pretty nice mare
  146. >In no time, you find yourself walking up the pathway to her house
  147. >You stop at her door and knock on it with your foot
  148. >It opens almost immediately
  149. >Fluttershy is smiling up at you
  150. Hello Fluttershy, could we stay with you?
  151. >You look down to Berry and back to her
  152. >"Um...what do you mean? For how long?"
  153. Just long enough that we can get back on our feet and hooves?
  154. >She looks at Berry who rolls in her sleep
  155. >Out of your arms and onto the ground, awaking herself
  156. >"Huh? Oh hello ants."
  157. >She says as she stares smiling at the dirt
  158. >Then she begins screaming and stands up
  159. >And runs around in circles shouting
  160. >"AAAHHHH! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"
  161. >She stops momentarily
  162. >"I should stop drop and roll!"
  163. >She then drops to the ground and rolls off the side of Fluttershy's hill
  164. >Splashes in the mud there and coughs out in pain
  165. >You look to Fluttershy with a smile and a shrug
  166. Please?
  167. >She smiles back
  168. >"Sure."
  169. >She allows you into her house after you get the muddy Berry
  170. >Then she leads you to the bathroom and you start up the water
  171. >You exchange small talk with her as the water rises
  172. >"So your house burnt down?"
  173. Yeah basically...
  174. >You look to Berry as she moves the rubber duck around making the sound of a cat
  175. ...just had a cooking accident.
  176. >"That sounds like quite the cooking accident."
  177. Yeah it was.
  178. >You stop the water when it fills about 3/4 of the tub
  179. Anyways, thank you so much for letting us stay.
  180. >You grab the soap and begin washing Berry's dirty mane as she giggles and splashes a little with her hooves
  181. >"Oh the pleasure is all mine."
  182. >She says as she walks out of the bathroom
  183. >You scrub behind Berry's ears and she shifts away from you
  184. >Oh right
  185. >She's sensative there
  186. Berry please hold still you're caked in mud.
  187. >She whines as you pull her back over and scrub her ears clean
  188. >She then dunks her head in the water afterwards
  189. >You're about to finish when Fluttershy's voice touches your ears
  190. >"Anon! Can you help me with this?"
  191. What? I'm kind of busy here!
  192. >You yell back down to her
  193. >"Just help me move this please?"
  194. >Well if that's it then why not
  195. Berry I'll be right back. Don't move.
  196. >She nods and leans back into the water
  197. >You walk down the stairs and look around
  198. >No sign of Fluttershy
  199. Fluttershy? Where did you go?
  200. >Something hard hits the back of your head and sends you tumbling forward
  201. >You turn around while holding your head and Fluttershy puts down the chair that she was holding
  202. Ugh...Fluttershy what the fuck...
  203. >She slams a hoof down onto your gut, making you scream out in pain
  204. >"Just hold still."
  205. >She says through gritted teeth as she pulls your pants off
  206. >You cannot move because of this miniature horse's strength
  207. >But you still try to pry her hoof of you
  208. >She gets your pants and boxers all the way off and then brings your member into her mouth
  209. >With her experienced tongue movements she makes you hard almost immediately
  210. Fluttershy...stop this!
  211. >She just smiles and continues
  212. >You want her to stop
  213. >For interspecies reasons
  214. >But at the same time...this feels really fucking good
  215. >The way she wraps her entire mouth onto you, goes down all the way, and even brings your balls into her mouth as well while still staring at you is intense
  216. >You instinctively grab her head and thrust in
  217. >But then she pulls away
  218. >"No."
  219. Wha-
  220. >She mashes her ass on your face before you can finish speaking
  221. >"Lick. Now."
  222. >You push her a little ways away from you and then she backs into you again, making your head go back and hit the side of the couch
  223. >"NOW!"
  224. >You do as you are told and lick around her pussy making sure not to get any of her juices in your mouth
  225. >But your plan fails as she begins gyrating her hips, forcing it to get into your mouth
  226. >She moans out loudly and smashes her plump ass down on you, pushing your head to the floor
  227. >The liquid that she secretes from her pink folds doesn't taste good like a fruit or something as you are told in porno magazines you find littered around the dump
  228. >It tastes like salty sweat and makes you gag
  229. >Thankfully she pulls up again allowing you to breath
  230. >She sits up and turns around, staring at you
  231. >"You're going to fuck me."
  232. >You do the only thing that seems reasonable
  233. >Spit in her face
  234. >That'll teach a bit-
  235. >She cracks you in the side of the head with a strong hoof strike, interrupting your thoughts
  236. >"You're not ignoring me anymore mister!"
  237. >She moves down your body to your member and slides you inside of her
  238. >She moans loudly and you softly moan
  239. >After all, pussy is pussy
  240. >Even if it's emotional rage rape pussy
  241. >You are still dizzy from the strike to the head and look at her
  242. >Her head snaps up so that her eyes lock with yours
  243. >Suddenly you feel awful inside...
  244. >Like you had just chopped up a baby and put it in front of starving puppies, then set them on fire before they could reach it
  245. >She has you in "The Stare"
  246. >Legend has it that she musters up all the internal hate and suffering she has inside of her into a heart and mind piercing stare
  247. >It is only called "The Stare" because it is the one thing that can render anything completely paralyzed
  248. >Anything except the demi gods
  249. >She screams at you as she rides you, ranting about her life
  250. >"Then there's Twilight, little miss Princess' pet. What a bitch. How dare she use my animals for a fucking magic show! She put ALL of them in danger!"
  251. >She keeps slamming herself down onto you and breaths out deeply, then continues
  252. >"AND YOU! WHEN YOU CAME HERE YOU IGNORED ME!"
  253. I'm sorry...
  254. >She cracks you in the head again
  255. >Feeling very dizzy now
  256. >"I TRIED TO TELL YOU HOW I FELT ABOUT YOU BUT YOU JUST RUSSLED MY MANE, which I'll have you know took me one hour to get it looking that pretty, AND WALKED AWAY!"
  257. >Shit you remember that
  258. >At a party a while back
  259. >She came in wearing a ballroom class dress to a regular get together
  260. >The entire time she was blushing while looking at you
  261. >Damn...you were really drunk then
  262. >Fluttershy slams her hoof down on your chest
  263. >"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!"
  264. >She stops bouncing on you and presses you as deep as she can, pushing you both over the edge
  265. >You pour your seed into her and her organ does it's job of milking you dry
  266. I...I'm so sorry Fluttershy.
  267. >Tears swell in her eyes as she looks at you and then she closes them and lays on your chest
  268. >"Oh Anon...I'm so sorry!"
  269. >She gets off of you and lays on the couch crying
  270. >You stand and rub the spot on your head where she bashed you at after pulling up your pants
  271. God damn...Fluttershy...
  272. >"I-I'm so sorry..."
  273. >You go upstairs to the bathroom
  274. >Open the door
  275. >Berry is completely under the water
  276. Berry?
  277. >You walk over to her
  278. >Not. Moving. Body.
  279. SHIT!
  280. >You take her out of the tub and bring her downstairs
  281. Fluttershy! What do I do?!
  282. >She stops crying and looks to Berry
  283. She was under the water in the tub! Now she's not moving!
  284. >Fluttershy flies over to her and presses down onto her chest rhythmically
  285. >Berry's body arches each time
  286. >Then she listens for a breath
  287. >And continues
  288. >This happens for a few minutes and then you push Fluttershy aside
  289. Go get help!
  290. >She flies out of the house quickly and you continue on as she was
  291. >Pushing down on her chest hard and rhythmically
  292. >Then you would open her mouth and blow into it
  293. >A few minutes of this and then gurgles are heard and she begins coughing
  294. Yes! Cough it out Berry!
  295. >She rolls to the side and coughs a lot of water out onto the floor
  296. >Then she throws up and looks up to you
  297. >"Hey...Anon...don't drink the bathwater..."
  298. >You, just having the shock of your life, smile at her with a little bit of wetness in your eye
  299. >Definitely not from tears, obviously from when she coughed up water into your face
  300. >Yeah because you're cool
  301. >Fluttershy with a few doctor ponies come rushing in and they take her on a stretcher
  302. >You ride in the carriage with her to the hospital
  303. >And sit next to her in bed as she falls asleep
  304. >You doze off in the chair next to her
  305. >Today was an eventful day
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