Ordeal in Ordon, Session 1

<DM> kay, everyone's here, let's do zis
<Lunaria> LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY
<Lunaria> JEEEENKINS
<DM> -=ORDEAL IN ORDON, STARTO!=-
<DM> *A party of four, or rather, four people that happened to end up in the same place at the same time, arrives at the palisade gates of the peaceful Ordon Village, a village that's right next to the warzone that is Moblin Forest. Why they decided to build a village there, we will never know.*
<Lunaria> the village look as in TP...?
<DM> it's not the same, but it's based off it
<DM> a good number of the characters are there as well
<DM> *Among them is Lunaria, the blue-skinned one belonging to an unknown race (to anyone's knowledge), a Lizalfos that looks like he's on fire but actually just has bright orange skin, a human with.... actually I didn't look up Tyria's description, and a...... furry creature with really large ears.
<DM> (You know who you are)
<Nimono> ^w^
* Tyria_Lazzen is just sleeping, reluctant of the plot
* Lunaria pats Nimono on the head
<DM> *All of you came with the knowledge that supposedly, the Mayor here was asking for help with dealing with the Moblins. ... yet upon looking into the village, there's no one to greet you, except silence.*
<Nimono> -w-
* Flareclaw walks up to the gates and looks off into the distance.
<Lunaria> can I check for traps?
<Nimono> I thought this was supposed to be a populated village. Where's all the people?
<DM> Sure! .... except there's no traps. Finally, after you all stand there in reluctance of the plot, you see a guard walking towards you, from across the bridge on the other side of the river.
* Lunaria waves
<DM> (for anyone not aware of where that is, here's the map - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-867.html
<Nimono> Ah, a person! *hops up and down, waving his arms*
* Flareclaw sees a guard, and casually begins to walk towards said guard.
<DM> *He waves back... and then falls over before he reaches you. You notice an arrow lodged very deeply in his shoulder, as he's struggling to get back up.*
* Tyria_Lazzen is still asleep
<Lunaria> oh
<DM> *A rock falls spontaneously from the sky, landing on Tyria_Lazzen's head.*
<Lunaria> I carefully walk over and inspect the guards injury
* Tyria_Lazzen gets hit in the head, but doesn't wake up
<Nimono> Is it serious? I think I can heal his injury if it's not
<DM> *You check it out... he's bleeding quite a bit from the arrow injury, and he's got dents all over his armor. Looks like he took quite a beating.*
<DM> *You might be able to heal it. Would thoust like to try?*
<Lunaria> He looks seriously hurt
* InjuredGuard mutters something out...
<InjuredGuard> Augh... the darn... Moblins...
* InjuredGuard passes out.
<Nimono> I cast Heal Beam, alpha on the guard to attempt to heal him
* Lunaria tries to stop the bleeding via mundane means
* Flareclaw begins looking around for the source of the arrows.
* Tyria_Lazzen wakes up
<DM> *Nimon, you cast a mystical green beam of laser- I mean healing at the InjuredGuard. It swirls around his wound, popping the arrow out and stopping his bleeding.*
<Lunaria> oh
<DM> .... you're now Nimon, apparently
<Lunaria> :<
<DM> *Flareclaw, you look for arrows, yes?
<Nimono> Ah, excellent, it looks like I was successful. Are you alright now, sir?
<Lunaria> he's out cold
<DM> *In the distance, Flareclaw, you see an arrow fly straight into the river, not far off from you.*
<Lunaria> We should probably not stay out here in the open
<DM> ..... did I just say that
<DM> In the distance --> not far off
<Nimono> hrm, i guess healing won't bring someone back to consciousness...
* InjuredGuard starts to move, after a bit of time passes.
<Nimono> ! he's awake!
<Lunaria> :v
* InjuredGuard gets back up and looks at you folks.
* Flareclaw face-palms as apparently distance is measured in millimeters around here.
<Nimono> Are you ok?
<InjuredGuard> ... *muttering* this has to be one of the weirdest parties I've ever seen.
* Flareclaw runs off towards where the arrow flew from.
<InjuredGuard> I'm.. better now. Yes, I'm okay.
<Nimono> Ah... If...if you say so, sir...
<Lunaria> I wasn't aware it was your birthday
<Nimono> Where were you when you got shot?
<InjuredGuard> .... touche.
<Tyria_Lazzen> Sorry, I was asleep for the sole purpose of recovery
<DM> *Flareclaw, you head across the bridge, and as you do, you hear the sounds of battle in the distance. It's on the other side of the village, which for the record, is barely in your sight. HAH, OFF IN THE DISTANCE THAT!*
<InjuredGuard> I... was at the other side. The other gate... the Moblins attacked. Two guards were down when I fled.
<FireSeraphim> Back
* Flareclaw leaves the rest of his so-called party behind as he heads straight to where the action is.
<InjuredGuard> Don't kill me for my insolence, please, I'm just trying to survive!
<Nimono> We're not here to hurt you! We want to help!
<Lunaria> You should take cover indoors, we'll go see if we can help the others!
<InjuredGuard> Oh, thank the Goddesses! Are you per chance here on the Mayor's request?
<Nimono> We are indeed!
<InjuredGuard> Then, please, go help ward off the others at the other side!
<InjuredGuard> I shall lay my life down  in the inn..... *starts stumbling in that direction*
* InjuredGuard is clearly not back up to full health yet.
<Nimono> Sir, are you sure you're alright? You don't seem to be doing well...
<DM> *There is a path leading all the way to the other side. You also notice your Lizalfos friend has already ditched you and is on the other side of the bridge.*
<InjuredGuard> I shall survive, friend. Go now, with haste!
<DM> kay, since Flareclaw went first, I'mma switch over to him and run that real fast before you guys catch up and arrive....
<Nimono> Alright, thank you sir! *runs off towards the bridge*
* Lunaria quickly absconds after flareclaw
* Tyria_Lazzen justs levitates herself over there. Wait, what?
<DM> *Tyria is dragged along the ground by an invisible force.*
<Nimono> I hope that guard will be okay...
<DM> *Flareclaw, with your quick-runnin' Lizalfos feet (I think... I didn't check your Courage stat)... you arrive at the other gate to find a group of 3 Moblins (two with spears, another in the back with a bow) standing over two dead guards, and another guard to the side attempting to yell somethin' rather fierce....
<OrdonGuard> I REMAIN FIRM IN MY STANCE, YOU PIGS WILL NEVER TAKE ME DOWN!
<Flareclaw> (Courage is 5.)
<DM> (hmm.. I guess that's average running speed at your level)
<Lunaria> (Courage affects running speed?)
<DM> *Flareclaw, the Moblins have not noticed you, despite the fact you're actually kinda tall.*
<Lunaria> (mine is 8)
* Flareclaw ducks behind the Eastern Guardhouse.
<DM> *Lunaria, you're quick to catch up, and you're now right behind Flareclaw... nevermind, he's hiding.*
<DM> *The Moblins are still approaching towards the OrdonGuard, who's acting like an Imperial Guardsmen from 40k.
<Nimono> (mine's 5, for the record)
<DM> *Flareclaw, you find some of the Ordon villagers behind the Eastern Guardhouse, huddling in a corner and rather scared.*
<AbsentThirdEye> ((Tyria's Courage is 3.))
<Lunaria> ooo
<Lunaria> I want to attack using my hookshot on the bow guy, do I have the range?
<DM> *Tyria is... still on the bridge. Nimono is somewhere in between you guys.*
<DM> *Yes you do! You're close enough to either of the ones with spears.*
<Lunaria> er
<Lunaria> I specified the bow one though
<DM> oh
<Lunaria> so that one is too far away?
* Flareclaw cautiously approaches the villagers.
<DM> roll Wisdom to Sneak-Up on the bow one
<Lunaria> $14d10
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 7, 10, 9, 3, 8, 8, 9, 8, 7, 2, 1 and 7. Total: 87. Successes: 11.
<OrdonGuard> THE GODDESSES ARE ALMIGHTY IN THEIR SPIRIT, AS LONG AS THEY EXIST IN THEIR ALMIGHTLY IMMORTALITY, I SHALL NOT FALTER, FOR I AM AS GREAT AS THE GODDESSES!
* OrdonGuard still has the complete attention of the Moblins.
<MoblinArcher> $1d10
<Navi> MoblinArcher: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
<Lunaria> kek
* MoblinArcher doesn't notice jack crap from Lunaria.
<Lunaria> okay, when I get in range I want to attack using my hookshot
<DM> (Moblin profiles are up - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-867-post-1987.html#pid1987
<DM> okay, and how Sneak-Up works is if you're successful, this next attack you do gains dice equal to the difference in successes
<DM> so your Hookshot move will get +10 dice
<DM> *Flareclaw, you approach the villagers. One of them sees you and screams in terror at your appearance.*
<Lunaria> (?)
* OrdonGuard and the Moblins turn towards the direction of the Eastern Guardhouse in reaction to the villager's scream.
* Flareclaw jumps backwards, startled.
<Lunaria> oh okay
* Flareclaw turns his attention to OrdonGuard.
<Lunaria> so my hookshot roll will be my curage +10 dices?
<DM> yes
<Lunaria> I assume I get the hookshots follow up attack before combat starts to, since it's the same round
<DM> yes
<DM> [Villager]: IT'S A MONSTER! YEEEEEK!
* Flareclaw then sees piggies behind the OrdonGuard, and begins glaring at the bowman.
<Lunaria> $21d10
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 2, 3, 9, 1, 6, 7, 10, 3, 1, 5, 8, 6, 5, 2, 2, 1, 3, 7 and 5. Total: 96. Successes: 13.
* MoblinArcher finally notices a blue person of somethingness as a hookshot imbeds in his armor, but it's too late.
* DM throws a penalty at MoblinArcher's defense for this.
<MoblinArcher> $5d10
<Navi> MoblinArcher: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 4, 1 and 6. Total: 23. Successes: 3.
<MoblinArcher> RHAA?
<Lunaria> White Sword -> Stab -> (Damage: +4)
<DM> ouch, this is gonna hurt
<Lunaria> actually
<Lunaria> hangon
<Lunaria> he gets another defence roll on this attack, right?
<DM> yep
<Lunaria> well I already have four guranteed success from the hookshot, so this roll should be fairly easy
<Lunaria> $8d10
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 10, 5, 5, 5, 6 and 3. Total: 45. Successes: 8.
<DM> +4
<MoblinArcher> $10d10
<Navi> MoblinArcher: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 8, 7, 7, 10, 9, 7, 5, 1 and 10. Total: 65. Successes: 10.
<Lunaria> so 12 successes (+4 damage)
* MoblinArcher is hit by the stab attack!
<MoblinArcher> 12 - 10 = 2 + 4 = 6 - 2 = 4 damage
* MoblinArcher feels a painful stab in his gut as Lunaria impales the Moblin with her White Sword of stabbing doom!
<MoblinArcher> 2h | OW
<MoblinArcher> GRAH!
<DM> *With the painful yell from MoblinArcher, the other two Moblins notice you Lunaria.
<DM> whelp, team battle right at the start
<Lunaria> so I guess the other should do their thing before we roll initiative?
<Flareclaw> $init 1d10
<Navi> Flareclaw: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<DM> *Anyone who wants in, roll initiative!
<Lunaria> $init 1d10
<Navi> Lunaria: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
* Flareclaw face-claws with a two...
<DM> nah, Sneak-Up either causes initiative start or escape..... mainly to prevent a chain of sneak attacks
<Nimono> (can I join in or am I too far back?)
<DM> which gets confusing as heck
<Lunaria> ah, okay
<DM> *Nimono and Tyria_Lazzen, you two finally catch up in order to join the battle.*
<Nimono> Hahh.. Made it!
<Nimono> $init 1d10
<Navi> Nimono: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
* OrdonGuard passes out.
<Tyria_Lazzen> $init 1d10
<Navi> Tyria_Lazzen: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
* OrdonGuard isn't dead, just... passed out.
<MoblinArcher> $init 1d16
<Navi> MoblinArcher: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 12.
<Lunaria> well I almost killed the archer!
<Moblin2> $init 1d10
<Navi> Moblin2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Moblin1> $init 1d10
<Navi> Moblin1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Lunaria> so many same numbers
<Nimono> indeed
<DM> oh that is all of them, durp
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The battle has begun!
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Navi> Bonus Turns: MoblinArcher (12).
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended MoblinArcher's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Navi> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<DM> *Flashstep - can't have bonus turns, sucker!
<DM> *The battle starts, and guess what folks, PLANNING PHASE! If you're not in #zurpgteam, get in there.
<DM> *10 minutes on timer, start time of :23, end time of :33
* Moblin1 grunts loudly.
<Moblin1> Grunt grunt, grargh!
<DM> *Enemy actions set!
-Lunaria- (PSI Strike, Alpha) on Moblin2 ($14d10 vs. Wisdom), Ignores half of target's Armor. | Cover Flareclaw
<DM> ... any time I get an action from Flareclaw
<DM> I should just prepare a death statement for whatever he's targeting
<DM> before it happens
-Lunaria- oh and, I exchange my hookshot for my shield as a free action on my turn
<Flareclaw> (lol)
<DM> because holy crap that is overkill to its highest rating
<Nimono> (haha)
<Lunaria> (high wiz?)
<DM> (frigin' 18)
<DM> ..... hang on
<DM> frigin' AC unit wouldn't turn on
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> *MoblinArcher uses Reverse Cover on Moblin1 and then follows up with a revenge arrow using its Bow to fire a Metal Tipped Arrow at Lunaria! ($19d10 vs. Courage), +0 Damage + Defense Break EFFECT
<MoblinArcher> $19d10
<Navi> MoblinArcher: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 2, 6, 1, 5, 8, 6, 9, 4, 9, 6, 5, 9, 8, 4, 2 and 6. Total: 110. Successes: 14.
<Lunaria> defense break?
<DM> EFFECT 1: When you successfully hit a target with a single target attack, target gets one stack of the Defense Break Affliction.
<DM> Target's bonus Defense Dice are reduced to 0.
<DM> EFFECT 2: When someone hits you with a single target attack, you get one stack of the Defense Break Affliction.
<DM> so if it hits, the bonus from your shield would stop working
<Lunaria> oh right
<Lunaria> I don't have my shield on atm
<Lunaria> would that leave me with a negative modifier?
<DM> nope
<DM> it only affects bonus defense dice, and it only reduces it to 0
<Nimono> (question: effect 2 is applied on the user of the thing, or on the person afflicted with the affliction?)
<DM> (user)
<Lunaria> $8d10
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 2, 8, 5, 9, 2, 5 and 8. Total: 49. Successes: 7.
<DM> Defense Break is strong, but has the downside of screwing yourself over.... unless you don't use bonus Defense Dice
<Nimono> (so, if it applies and they're struck by someone the same round, the moblin archer gets defense break as well??)
<DM> (yup)
<Lunaria> (he's got cover currently though=
<Nimono> (ok ty)
<DM> *MoblinArcher indeed gets his revenge, as he lodges an arrow straight through Lunaria! Hope ya got armor!*
<Lunaria> so that's what. 14 - 7 = 7. 7 - 2 armour. 5 damage?
<DM> yep
<Lunaria> 1/6hp 7/7mp (defense break 1)
<MoblinArcher> 2h | Defense Break (from the initial stab attack)
* Lunaria cries out in pain
<MoblinArcher> Graragh!
<MoblinArcher> $endturn
<Navi> MoblinArcher has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> <Nimono> I cast Rumble Quake, alpha on Moblin1 (can't hit airborne, 18d10 v wisdom, bypasses cover, +0 damage, inflicts Shaken, alpha (-2 damage, cannot go airborne))
<Nimono> $18d10
<Navi> Nimono: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 3, 1, 3, 4, 1, 10, 3, 9, 6, 6, 3, 4, 1, 5, 6, 6 and 2. Total: 78. Successes: 9.
<Moblin1> $5d10
<Navi> Moblin1: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 1, 2 and 9. Total: 28. Successes: 4.
* Moblin1 is hit!
<Moblin1> 9 - 4 = 5 - 3 - 2 = 0 damage
* Moblin1 is hit by Rumble Quake, but is only shaken lightly as it manages to ignore the damage.
<Moblin1> Haharh!
* Moblin1 has no idea what just happened to it though...
<Lunaria> holdon
<Moblin1> 8h, 4m | Shaken, Alpha x1
<Lunaria> does this break moblin archers cover?
<DM> yes it does
<Flareclaw> (Yes.)
<Lunaria> okay
<Orithan> Hi
* Moblin1 is no longer covering MoblinArcher! But he doesn't know that...
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Nimono's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Nimono> (uh, I can't figure out how moblin1 has extra defense. all i've found is its +3 armor...)
<DM> (spear + Moblin Mentality)
<DM> *Moblin1 steals a page from Nimono’s book and fires a Heal Beam, Alpha at MoblinArcher, restoring 6 hearts. He then uses his Spear to Slice both Nimono and Tyria_Lazzen at once! ($10d10 vs. Courage), -2 Damage, + 2 hearts recovery on-hit
* MoblinArcher is back to full health, yay!
<Moblin1> 8h, 2m | Shaken, Alpha x1
<MoblinArcher> 6h | Defense Break
<AbsentThirdEye> ((This gun hurt))
<Nimono> (those only offer defense dice, though. as far as I've found, the moblin's only armor comes from its armor, and its booster, which should only offer +1, not +2)
<Tyria_Lazzen> $6d10
<Navi> Tyria_Lazzen: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 5, 8, 5 and 4. Total: 35. Successes: 5.
<DM> (eh?)
<Nimono> (empowerment gives +# armor, where # is Level/10. Moblin's level is 5, and 5/10 is 0.5. rounded up, that's 1.)
<DM> right
<DM> his actual armor gives another +3
<Nimono> $3d10
<Navi> Nimono: You rolled 3 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2 and 8. Total: 15. Successes: 2.
<DM> correction on the attack, -4 damage, courtesies of Nimono
<Nimono> (...I forgot my courage is 3, plus my shield. derp.)
<Moblin1> $10d10
<Navi> Moblin1: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 6, 4, 3, 7, 9, 10, 2 and 10. Total: 59. Successes: 8.
* Moblin1 hits both Tyria_Lazzen and Nimono! .... not that it's actually gonna do much damage.
* Moblin1 realizes it feels really weakened.
<Moblin1> BLARGH!
<Moblin1> 8h, 2m | Shaken, Alpha x1
<Lunaria> aaaaaa
<Lunaria> I lost track of what is happening anymore
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Moblin1's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Nimono> (should I roll the extra courage + bonuses I forgot, or leave it at that?)
<Tyria_Lazzen> 8 - 5 = 3 - 2 = 1 - 2 = -1
<DM> (oh, uhhh... crap, didn't notice, sorry
<DM> (go ahead and roll what you didn't roll
<Nimono> $5d10
<Navi> Nimono: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 6, 10, 9 and 7. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
* Tyria_Lazzen is hit, but doesn't take damage
<DM> *Kay, it definitely does no damage to you, Nimono.*
<DM> * Tyria_Lazzen casts the Guard, Alpha spell twice upon herself. In the process of doing so, she gets two stacks of the Guard, Alpha Buff, increasing defense dice by +8 (+4 each stack).
<DM> *Annnnnd now Tyria is invincible.*
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Tyria_Lazzen's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> *Moblin2 casts Guard, Alpha on Moblin1 (+4 defense dice) and then starts to charge by bracing against the ground.
<Tyria_Lazzen> 5h, 15 | Guard, Alpha x2 (+8 defense dice)
<Nimono> (also as for the moblin's defense of my attack, I did 5 damage. minus its 3 armor is 2. minus its 1 armor from empowerment is 1. it has no more armor)
<Nimono> also 7h, 3m
<Moblin1> 8h, 2m | Shaken, Alpha x1 | Guard, Alpha x1
<DM> ... okay, to clarify something about armor
<DM> it does not disappear when you attack it unless you cause an affliction that lowers armor
<Nimono> (I meant that it has no armor outside that +4)
<DM> right
<Nimono> (so my attack still should've done damage)
<DM> right, but uhhh
<DM> your attack itself has a -2 damage on it
<DM> wait
<Nimono> (no it doesn't?)
<DM> I mis-read, sorry
* Moblin1 spontaneously gets hit by math and takes 3 damage for no reason at all.
<Moblin1> GRAH?!
<Moblin1> 5h, 2m | Shaken, Alpha x1 | Guard, Alpha x1
<Nimono> (moblin's attacks are reduced by 2 damage until Shaken, alpha is reduced)
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Moblin2's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Lunaria> (PSI Strike, Alpha) on Moblin2 ($14d10 vs. Wisdom), Ignores half of target's Armor. | Cover Flareclaw
<Moblin2> 8h, 2m | Ram is charged!
<Lunaria> $14d10
* Moblin2 gains +2 defense dice from Ram, whoo!
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 2, 8, 7, 1, 9, 2, 1, 5, 8, 10, 4 and 1. Total: 67. Successes: 8.
* Moblin2 is still probably screwed...
<Moblin2> $7d10
<Navi> Moblin2: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 5, 4, 7, 2 and 6. Total: 39. Successes: 5.
* Moblin2 is hit!
<Flareclaw> 8h, 10m | Covered by Lunaria
<Moblin2> 8 - 5 = 3 - (4/2 = 2 armor) = 1 damage
* Moblin2 is hit! Ow, agony.
<Moblin2> 7h, 2m | Ram is charged!
<DM> $endturn
<Lunaria> 2/6hp 7/7mp
<Navi> DM has ended Lunaria's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 1: MoblinArcher (12), Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> * Flareclaw casts Charge, Alpha on himself, then follows up with Flamestrike, Alpha on the Moblin Archer. ($22d10 v. Wisdom) | +0 damage, +4 successes (Fire 2 v Nature 2), + EFFECT
<Flareclaw> $22d10
<Navi> Flareclaw: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 8, 1, 6, 5, 2, 9, 4, 9, 10, 8, 5, 3, 4, 4, 1, 5, 7, 4, 10 and 7. Total: 115. Successes: 14.
<DM> kay, I'mma roll for the lulz on this
<MoblinArcher> $1d10
<Navi> MoblinArcher: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3. Successes: 0.
<Lunaria> kek
<AbsentThirdEye> ((Lmao))
<Flareclaw> EFFECT: If it hits, target gets one stack of the Lingering Flames, Alpha Affliction:
<Flareclaw> At the start of each round, the target takes 4 Neutral Damage. This damage is also applied to anyone they are covering or are being covered by.
<DM> *Flareclaw, as the powerhouse of the group- wait, how do you have Flamestrike alrea...... oh...... OH I SEE HOW YOU DID THAT
<Nimono> (wait, Flamestrike requires level 10...)
* Flareclaw face-palms
<DM> there is a way to cast it from this level, but unless you have both the passives required, that shouldn't be possible
<Flareclaw> Which I don't. I'm a big derp.
 Moblin1 Moblin2 MoblinArcher
<DM> *Flareclaw, you attempt to cast Flamestrike.... instead, a little spark bounces out from your hands. It flies towards MoblinArcher.*
* Lunaria golf claps
<MoblinArcher> Hah! A little SPARK will not harm me-
 Moblin1 Moblin2 MoblinArcher
<DM> *The instant the spark comes in contact with MoblinArcher, the poor pigling is engulfed in agonizing flames, causing his body to turn to a cinder of ashes and explode.*
<DM> *It seems Flareclaw casted PSI Flare as a spark. Genius sir.*
<Nimono> pffffttt hahahahahaha
<Nimono> poor thing
<MoblinArcher> $removeme
<Navi> MoblinArcher has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 1: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<AbsentThirdEye> ((RIP in pizza))
<Nimono> (yum)
<DM> GOT ENOUGH OVERKILL?
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Flareclaw's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Tyria_Lazzen> 5h, 15m | Guard, Alpha x2 (+8 defense dice)
<Moblin1> 5h, 2m | Shaken, Alpha x1 | Guard, Alpha x1
<Moblin2> 7h, 2m | Ram is charged!
<Flareclaw> 8h, 6m | Covered by Lunaria; Charge, Alpha x1 (+2 damage on single-target attacks.)
<DM> yeah, you can actually cast spells that are 6 levels above your current level IF... you have both Affinity Level-Up (Booster Passive) and Level Down (Support Passive)
<DM> *The two remaining moblins stand there, completely in shock from what you just did, Flareclaw.*
<DM> *The two whisper to each other. Since none of you are Hylian, no one can hear what they're saying.*
<DM> *Suddenly... both Moblin1 and Moblin2 bow down before you, Flareclaw.*
<Moblin1> Lizardman, strong, very strong, grunt grunt!
<Moblin2> Be master of us, grunt!
<DM> (yay for how Moblins work)
 Moblin1 Moblin2
* Flareclaw gazes at Moblin1.
<DM> *Flareclaw, do you accept the Moblins' surrender or will you continue to set them on fire?
<DM> (like a jerk)
* Flareclaw remains in battle-stance.
<Lunaria> do cover run out when it gets back to my turn again?
<DM> nope, coevr lasts until you're hit
<DM> or end-of-battle
<Lunaria> alright
* Moblin1 notices Flareclaw has not accepted them.
* Flareclaw wants to set the whole world on Fire.
* Moblin1 gets back up, ready to fight to the bitter end, along with Moblin2!
-Lunaria- Barrier Blast on moblin 2 (Wisdom +6 Vs wisdom) 1/2 Damage. EFFECT: You receive a barrier on yourself, reducing damage on the next attack.
<DM> (if it was anyone else that did that..... you'd totally have two Moblins on your side)
<Lunaria> oh yeah
<Lunaria> you can convert them
<AbsentThirdEye> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
* Flareclaw continues gazing at Moblin1.
* Flareclaw pokes the DM.
<DM> there we go, enemy actions set
 Moblin1 Moblin2
<Flareclaw> wait, enemy actions set? There wasn't any planning phases mentioned.
<DM> oh, my bad
<DM> *Planning Phase starto.... 10 minutes on timer, I guess.
<Lunaria> er
<Lunaria> I thought it was obvious
<DM> *You gaze at Moblin1, who's prepped his spear in your direction, Flareclaw.*
<Nimono> same here
<Lunaria> I mean, we even started planning in the team chat
<DM> yeah, that was my fault
<Lunaria> (unrelated, but I have grinded up enough rupees for the lens of truth on grass patches now!)
<Lunaria> (@nimono)
<Nimono> (neat!)
<DM> with all the Wisdom glass cannons goin' on, it'll be a surprise if any battle goes past 2 rounds
<Lunaria> are we ready to start the round?
<DM> yep
<DM> funtime
<DM> $turns
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> <Nimono> I cast Heal Beam, alpha on Lunaria (7 hearts, 4 + Nature 3; 1m left), then attack Moblin2 with a Siphoning Strike from my Siphoning Wand (23d10 v Wisdom, damage is halved, siphon Magic from target equal to damage dealt, I receive it)
<DM> holy crap 23d10
<Nimono> ^_^
<Nimono> $23d10
<Navi> Nimono: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 10, 8, 5, 1, 10, 7, 9, 10, 2, 3, 5, 3, 3, 10, 10, 4, 3, 3, 10, 5 and 4. Total: 131. Successes: 18.
<Nimono> TAAAKE THIIIIISSSSS
<Moblin2> $7d10
<Navi> Moblin2: You rolled 7 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 2, 2, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 35. Successes: 4.
* Moblin2 is hit by a painful blast to.... actually, I dunno, due to Ram, it's got another bloody armor
* Lunaria secretly puts a black wizzard hat on nimono's head
<Moblin2> 18 - 4 = 14 - 5 = 9/2 round = 5 damage
* Moblin2 lives!
<Nimono> >:O at least i stole yer 2 magic :D
* Moblin2 is hurled backwards by the blast, as it loses its last 2 magic to Nimono.
<Nimono> 7h, 3m
<Moblin2> 2h | Ram is charged!
<Moblin2> grrr
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Nimono's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Lunaria> 6/6H 7/7M | Defence break 1
<Moblin1> *Moblin1 uses Guard, Alpha on itself (+4 Defense Dice) and then goes for the Spear’s Stab attack… on Flareclaw! ($8d10 vs. Power), +3 Damage (dangit Nimono), + 2 hearts recovery on-hit
<Moblin1> 5h | Shaken, Alpha x1 | Guard, Alpha x2
* Flareclaw is covered by Lunaria.
<Lunaria> right
<DM> if this battle ever gets down to Moblin1 vs. Tyria_Lazzen, it will never end
<Nimono> indeed
<Moblin1> $8d10
<Navi> Moblin1: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 4, 10, 3, 8, 1 and 4. Total: 48. Successes: 6.
<Lunaria> so my shield is entirely negated, right?
<DM> yup
<Nimono> (stacks are additive effect if they don't state otherwise, right?)
<Lunaria> $8d10
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 8 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 6, 1, 9, 3, 8 and 2. Total: 32. Successes: 3.
<DM> (yep)
<Lunaria> +2 armour
* Moblin1 hits Lunaria, and if it wasn't for that heal, she'd be dead.
<Nimono> I saved someone! :D
* Moblin1 recovers 2 hearts, yay passives.
<Lunaria> so I take 1 damage
<DM> +3 damage
<Orithan> Nope.
<Nimono> if only we had someone who could clear buffs...!
<Lunaria> oh
<Moblin1> 7h | Shaken, Alpha x1 | Guard, Alpha x2
<Orithan> Note the Moblin used its STAb attack
<Lunaria> 4 damage?
<Nimono> yes
<DM> yep
<Moblin1> Haharr- wait, GRARGH!
<Lunaria> 2/6h 7/7m | Defence break 1
* Moblin1 noticed it didn't hit its intended target.
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Moblin1's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Tyria_Lazzen> 5h, 15m | Guard, Alpha x2 (+8 defense dice)
<DM> * Tyria_Lazzen uses the Wizzrobe Wand's Focused attack on Moblin1! Roll Wisdom to defend! ($20d10, +0 damage) | No effect included
<Tyria_Lazzen> $20d10
<Navi> Tyria_Lazzen: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 2, 2, 8, 4, 2, 3, 10, 8, 9, 4, 7, 4, 6, 5, 9, 9, 4 and 4. Total: 110. Successes: 11.
<Moblin1> $13d10
<Navi> Moblin1: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 8, 4, 10, 6, 6, 5, 8 and 4. Total: 65. Successes: 7.
* Moblin1 LIVES, YAY ARMOR!
<Flareclaw> 8h, 6m | Charge, Alpha x1 (+2 damage on single-target attacks.)
<DM> 11 - 7 = 4 - 4 = 0 damage
<Moblin1> 7h | Shaken, Alpha x1 | Guard, Alpha x2
<Lunaria> *plink*
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Tyria_Lazzen's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> *Moblin2 uses its charge from Ram and Rams into Nimono! ($16d10 vs. Power), +0 Damage + 2 hearts recovery on-hit + EFFECT
<Nimono> D:<!!!
<Moblin2> $16d10
<Navi> Moblin2: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 6, 4, 7, 1, 4, 1, 9, 5, 1, 2, 5, 10, 5 and 8. Total: 76. Successes: 10.
<Lunaria> >:V!!!
<DM> (annnd here comes death)
<Nimono> I'M DONE FOR!
<Lunaria> roll all 10s
<Lunaria> you can do it
<Nimono> $6d10
* Orithan sits behind the fourth wall.
<Navi> Nimono: You rolled 6 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 1, 7, 6, 10 and 1. Total: 34. Successes: 5.
<DM> well, if you have armor... you might live?
<Nimono> +1 armor
<DM> EFFECT: Knock an equipped item out of one of the target's hands.
<DM> Anyone may spend a Support Action to pick up this item.
* Moblin2 slams into Nimono, knocking Nimono's Siphoning Wand to the ground!
<DM> (not that it's helpful at this point, lol)
<Nimono> My wand! D:
* Moblin2 also recovers 2 hearts.
* Nimono cries
<Moblin2> 4h, 2m | Ram is charged!
<Nimono> 3h 3m
<Moblin2> errr
<Moblin2> 4h, 2m
<Moblin2> errr
<Moblin2> 4h
<Nimono> out of wand
<DM> YAY STATUS CHANGES
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Moblin2's turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Moblin2 (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> -Lunaria- Barrier Blast on moblin 2 (Wisdom +6 Vs wisdom) 1/2 Damage. EFFECT: You receive a barrier on yourself, reducing damage on the next attack.
<Lunaria> >;D
* Moblin2 does not have those ridiculous guard stacks.
<Lunaria> $20d10
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 2, 10, 8, 2, 10, 8, 5, 9, 5, 10, 9, 5, 7, 10, 4, 3, 2 and 9. Total: 128. Successes: 18.
<Moblin2> $5d10
<Navi> Moblin2: You rolled 5 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 6, 3 and 2. Total: 13. Successes: 1.
<Lunaria> >:DDDD
<Nimono> OH MAN
<Moblin2> 18 - 1 = 17 - 4 = 13/2 = okay it's dead
<Lunaria> wait
<Lunaria> I need to know how much damage I deal
<Lunaria> for my barrier
<Moblin2> 7 damage
<Lunaria> nice!
<Nimono> 7 hearts of barrier
<Nimono> very nice
<Lunaria> 3/6h 6/7m | Defence break 1 | 7h barrier
<DM> *Lunaria, your barrier blast of destruction encapsulates Moblin2 inside of a barrier too small for its existence, much like a Pokeball. However, instead of being captured, Moblin2 implodes into a bundle of.... let's not describe that sight.*
<Moblin2> $removeme
<Navi> Moblin2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<Lunaria> $endturn
<Navi> Lunaria has ended their turn.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Moblin1 (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> * Flareclaw gazes into the eyes of Moblin1 as he sparks up another Psi Flare, Alpha and fires it off at it! ($18d10 v. Wisdom!) | Damage: +0, Successes: +3 (Fire 2 v Nature 1), Neutral Damage: +2
<Flareclaw> $18d10
<Navi> Flareclaw: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 8, 3, 4, 8, 5, 3, 8, 7, 4, 1, 3, 6, 4, 5, 5 and 10. Total: 100. Successes: 12.
<DM> should be +4 successes, it's got nature 2
<Moblin1> $13d10
<Navi> Moblin1: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 1, 3, 8, 10, 4, 7, 4, 8, 7, 10 and 2. Total: 74. Successes: 9.
<Nimono> it says nature 1 in the list
<DM> really? weird
<Nimono> oh man 16 v 9
<DM> I'm retconning it to nature 2
<Flareclaw> Says Nature 1 on its profile.
<DM> just so it dies better
<Nimono> ok
<Nimono> haha
<Flareclaw> lmao
<Nimono> that also fits the 2 hearts recovery on the list
<Lunaria> everyone survived!
<DM> 16 - 9 = 7 + 2 (charge!) + 2 neutral = 9 - 4 + 2 = 7 damage
<DM> wow, it barely killed it
<DM> if I didn't retcon that Nature 2, it would be alive, lol
<Nimono> quick! i need to get my wand! D:
* Lunaria grabs Nimono and does a victory dance
<Flareclaw> Wait, neutral damage isn't reduced by armor..
<Nimono> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Orithan> Neutral damage does not get reduced by armor
<DM> yeah, that's why it says 9 - 4 + 2
<Nimono> the result would be the same
<DM> err
<DM> 9 - 4 = 5 + 2 neutral = 7 damage, boom
<Flareclaw> and how is it charged?
<DM> you casted charge on yourself earlier
<Flareclaw> right.
<Lunaria> but you have to use specific skills to get the charge effect
<DM> *Moblin1's attempts to worship Flareclaw succeed... by worshipping his extremely powerful fire magic. Moblin1's soul attempts to ascend into heaven, but the smoke from its burning corpse chokes the soul and causes the soul to explode.*
<Moblin1> $removeme
<Navi> Moblin1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi> ROUND 2: Nimono (7), Tyria_Lazzen (6), Lunaria (2) and Flareclaw (2).
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<Lunaria> okay
<DM> *Somehow, no one died, despite some near-deaths in there...*
<Lunaria> now to divide the loot I guess
<Lunaria> :X
<DM> yep
<Flareclaw> 8h, 5m.
<DM> oh god that's a ton of loot....
<DM> okay, EXP...
<DM> +15 EXP
<DM> roll $15d8 for Rupees (inidividually)
<DM> *individually
<Tyria_Lazzen> $15d8
<Navi> Tyria_Lazzen: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 2, 1, 1, 6, 2, 2, 5, 6, 8, 8, 1, 5 and 8. Total: 68.
<Flareclaw> $15d8
<Lunaria> $15d8
<Navi> Flareclaw: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 2, 1, 4, 7, 7, 8, 4, 8, 6, 6, 2, 8 and 2. Total: 71.
<DM> random item drop, go!
<Navi> Lunaria: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 8, 6, 1, 2, 6, 2, 7, 2, 7, 2, 8, 7 and 1. Total: 69.
<DM> $3d3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 3 Dice with 3 Sides. Result: 1, 2 and 3. Total: 6.
<DM> wow, one of each
<Lunaria> THE SUMMER OF 69!
<DM> indeed
<DM> *A Restoration Heart, a Magic Jar, and a Reroll Point drops, see the Common Item drops listed here - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-10.html
<Nimono> $15d8
<Navi> Nimono: You rolled 15 Dice with 8 Sides. Result: 6, 1, 6, 2, 1, 1, 7, 7, 7, 3, 5, 6, 8, 6 and 3. Total: 69.
<DM> *And, for the item list... dear god
* Flareclaw swipes the magic jar.
<Lunaria> so
* Flareclaw then consumes it on the spot, +4 magic.
* Tyria_Lazzen will take all the Archer's dropped items if nobody else takes 'em
<DM> *Two spears, Two standard platemails, a Bow, a Bowgun, a set of  Metal Tipped Arrows, a set of Impact Arrows, and Reinforced Leather Armor
* Tyria_Lazzen will take Bow, Metal Tipped Arrows, and maybe the reinforced armor
<Lunaria> I'll grab a platemail, bowgon and impact arrows?
<Lunaria> bowgun*
<Lunaria> since I'm the only one here with power anyway
<Nimono> i'll take the other standard platemail, nothing else I really need
<DM> (Bowgon.. SOUNDS LIKE NEXT GEN POKEMON NAME, WHOO)
<Lunaria> if any spears are left over I'll take one of those too
* Flareclaw yoinks the reroll point then.
<Nimono> i'll take a spear and the heart
<DM> *Kay, with all the Moblins dead (correction, burned to a crisp or imploded), there's a moment of silence before the three villagers hiding from behind the Eastern Guardhouse come out of hiding.*
<DM> *One of them (not the one that screamed) approaches you. He seemed to be a well built and rather tall human (about a foot taller than even you, Flareclaw), and he extends his hand in your direction as if to handshake.
<DM> [???]: Thank you all for protecting us from the Moblins. I am Mayor Milo, of Ordon Village. Did you all come in response to my request?
* Flareclaw shakes his head.
* Flareclaw nods in agreement, is what he should've done.
* Lunaria hugs him instead
<Lunaria> hi~
* DM is a little surprised but otherwise thankful for the hug.
<DM> oh god, I just realized
<DM> two of you are hug-happy people
<Lunaria> :>
<Lunaria> :>
<Lunaria> :>
<Nimono> Ahahahaha
<MayorMilo>Please, let's return to my cabin where it's more... peaceful. I do not believe the Moblins will attack again... they seem to avoid attacking at dusk.
<Lunaria> Shouldn't we take care of the dead first?
<DM> *Indeed, the sun is beginning to fall behind the trees, no longer making Flareclaw feel like a god.*
* Lunaria gestures at the fallen guards
<MayorMilo>Ah, yes.
<DM> *He turns towards where the two dead guards are, but just... stands there.*
* Flareclaw pokes the passed-out guard with a stick.
<MayorMilo>I apologize, I'm rather new to this place and am not familiar with its customs for burying the dead. Are you supposed to poke with a stick like that?
<Nimono> Why would these moblins just...kill innocent people like this?
* OrdonGuard wakes up from Flareclaw's poking.
* OrdonGuard stands upright immediately, pointing his sword at.... dead Moblins.
<OrdonGuard> What? They're dead? PRAISE THE GODDESSES, FOR THEY HAVE SMITED THE EVIL SPIRITS!
<DM> (oh no.... that was unintentional)
<Lunaria> That's a new title for me, yay!
<DM> (This guard dude..... reminds me of a certain NPC)
<DM> (APC, actually...
<Nimono> Ah, y-you're welcome!
<DM> (It's the frigin' over-religious Rito, except as a human guard!)
<Orithan> (Oilander)
<MayorMilo>*sighs* Since this village is so close to the Moblin Forest, they believe this village is part of their territory.
<MayorMilo>Though, their attacks have been much more rampant recently. I do not know why.
* OrdonGuard looks to his dead guard fellows, and then attempts to haul them to a spot next to the guard house.
<OrdonGuard> I shall bury these men where the sun shines greatest, under the Goddesses' blessing!
<DM> (Okay, just because this guard acts like an Imperial Guardsman, I am totally gonna give him a name. Suggestions?
<Lunaria> (Garfield)
<DM> ..... sure
* Flareclaw face-claws.
* Garfield is now the Ordon Guard known as Garfield!
* Lunaria follows the major to his home
* Nimono sighs and follows Lunaria
* Flareclaw face-claws yet again. "Major"?
* Garfield buries the two dead guards next to the Eastern Guardhouse, right where those villagers were hiding. Guess that's no longer a hiding spot, you dolt!
<Lunaria> (wasn't he?)
<Lunaria> oh
<Lunaria> (mayor*)
<DM> *Lunaria, you follow a major to.... nowhere, because it's a mayor.
* Tyria_Lazzen falls asleep, for recovery purposes
<DM> *Sleeping does not make you auto-recover, just an FYI
<Lunaria> ...(outside)
<Nimono> So Mayor, where is your house at?
* Flareclaw follows Milo to his cabin.
<DM> *The mayor points to a house a little bit to the southwest of where you just pwned the Moblins.
<MayorMilo>In the middle of the town, where the path wraps around. That is my house.
<Nimono> ah, I see
<Garfield> And this is my rock!
* Garfield sleeps on a rock next to the two corpses he just buried. What. The. Crap.
<Nimono> ...ahh... What's with him?
<MayorMilo>He is also new... I don't know where he came from, but he offered to help.
<MayorMilo>It is pity we lost two of the new guards already. They are such excellent men.
<DM> *More like dead men, HEYOOOOOOO
<MayorMilo>Anyhow, to my house.
<Lunaria> (actually, I have a meta question, when does this take place in relation to the zelda timeline and shit?)
<DM> (at this point, 4 years after the end of OoT)
<Flareclaw> (Let us not derail the session?)
<DM> (if you wanna chat about that, roll to #zurpgchat
<DM> *You follow him to his cabin. Inside, it's a cozy place, multiple windows bringing in a fresh breeze despite the dead bodies outside that should be causing a rotting smell, a little fireplace to the side, both for lighting and heating (it's summer though...), and a few comfy couches and chairs to sit on.*
<MayorMilo> Ahh, nothing beats a warm house! It's a bit chilly out there, isn't it?
* Lunaria glomps a couche
<DM> (Note: It's 80 degree fahrenheit outside.)
<Flareclaw> (What's a couche?)
<Lunaria> (Note: Celcius or riot)
<Lunaria> (a sofa)
<DM> *couch
* Nimono lays down on a couch
<DM> *sofa
<DM> *SCIENCE
* Flareclaw remains standing, ... his tail making it difficult to sit properly on couches or chairs.
* Tyria_Lazzen sleeps on the coufa
<Lunaria> this is a nice house mister
<Nimono> indeed, it's quite cozy!
<Lunaria> Soooo..., I heard you got a problem?
<MayorMilo> Yes, we do. I took up residence here about a week ago. Mayor Bo became sick, and I have been running as the Mayor and leader of Ordon Village in his place.
<MayorMilo> However, since then, attacks from the Moblins happened daily. I've heard that this location is attacked by Moblins, but this much seems abnormal!
<Nimono> That does seem weird...
<Nimono> Clearly, something about the previous mayor's presence kept them mostly at bay...
<MayorMilo> Hmm, perhaps...
* MayorMilo is over 7 feet tall and rather muscular. Clearly, the previous mayor must've been a giant or something!
<Lunaria> Maybe the previous mayer did something for the moblins, and now when he's sick and can't, they are mad over it?
* Lunaria shrugs
<Nimono> you know, that's a good theory...
<MayorMilo> Hmm, perhaps.
<Lunaria> Did you try asking the moblins why they are attacking?
<MayorMilo> ... no, actually. They... seemed to be so aggressive, we've just been making sure we don't die in the process.
<DM> *And yet you recall two of the Moblins bowing mid-fight to your OP lizard friend.*
<Nimono> yeah, given the chaos here, I...don't think they would've even been willing to talk unless someone was besting them in combat
<Nimono> ...you know...maybe that's what happened? maybe the previous mayor bested their leader in combat, so they agreed to do what he said?
<MayorMilo> Why would they speak even if you do best them? They're the attackers, THEY'RE the monsters!
* MayorMilo slams his fist down on a conveniently placed table, rumbling it but not quite causing it any damage.
<Nimono> eep!
<MayorMilo> My apologies
<Lunaria> Moblins follows the rules of the strong, usually
* MayorMilo breathes deeply.
<MayorMilo> Hmm, I have not heard about this...
<Lunaria> so a show of strenght can convince them of things
<MayorMilo> I see. I wonder if Fado can help us with that...
<Nimono> Fado?
<MayorMilo> He is the Goat Herder, up at the ranch at the northernmost part of our village.
<Lunaria> (DMPC, yay)
<DM> (DMPC?
<AbsentThirdEye> ((DMPC?))
<Lunaria> (DM Player Character)
<DM> (ah)
<DM> (I just roll with the term NPC)
<MayorMilo> You should see him, perhaps he can help with this "show of strength". That'll show the Moblins who's boss around here!
* Lunaria shrug
<Nimono> we'll definitely talk to him about this
<MayorMilo> Thank you, once again, for coming to our aid.
<Lunaria> well, we were in the market for a job~
* Flareclaw motions at the window on the north side of the house.
<Nimono> What's up, Flareclaw?
* Nimono looks out the window Flareclaw pointed out
<DM> *Through that window, you can see a palisade wall to the north across the river, along with a goat wandering out of the ranch.*
<Flareclaw> (We can see through the shop?!?!)
<DM> *Err... a shop blocks your view. You see no goats.*
<Lunaria> *bääääää*
<MayorMilo> Yes, just beyond that shop is the ranch. I apologize about the shop, but they are also sick and indisposed at the moment.
<MayorMilo> Should we manage to repel the Moblins for good, I shall make sure you all get a hefty reward.
<Lunaria> sounds good to me! :D
<Nimono> Ah... It's starting to get a bit dark. Is there somewhere we can rest for the night?
<MayorMilo> Ah, yes there is. There's a building at the entrance to our village, that should be the inn.
<DM> *You recall that first guard limping towards that building in your memory. That one's the inn.*
<Lunaria> Yeah, the injured guard went there
<Nimono> Ah, right...
<Lunaria> hopefully he's better
<Nimono> Yeah, I hope he's alright...
<MayorMilo> A guard? Why was there a guard over there?
* MayorMilo is very confused.
<Nimono> We saw him come over the bridge with an arrow sticking out of him
<Lunaria> He was injured from an arrow fired by the moblins
<Nimono> I managed to heal him, so he went to rest in the Inn
<Lunaria> Luckily he managed to avoid a worse fate
* MayorMilo stares in contemplation for a moment before turning back to you.
<MayorMilo> I see... thank you.
<Nimono> What do you say, guys? Should we head to the Inn for the night?
<MayorMilo> It is getting late, perhaps you shall all get some rest at the inn. See Fado in the morning once you are well rested.
<Nimono> Of course. Thank you, Mayor
* Flareclaw bows to Milo, then exits and heads towards the Inn.
<MayorMilo> Normally, there's a fee, but given our.. situation, it should be a free rest. Enjoy your stay, folks!
<Lunaria> thank you
<Nimono> Ah, thank you! *waves and follows Flareclaw*
* Lunaria gives a courteous bow
* Lunaria runs after Nimono
<DM> *You all head out of MayorMilo's cabin and head towards the inn, a two-story building with that once-injured guard standing guard in front of it. He seems better now, recognizes you all, and waves at you.*
* NotInjuredGuard has the best name ever, suckers.
<Nimono> Ah! How are you doing, sir?
<Nimono> Have you healed well?
<NotInjuredGuard> Ah, why yes I have, thank you for asking!
<Nimono> Awesome! We were quite worried about you...
<NotInjuredGuard> Man, these new guards that were hired, they're relentless! They refuse to fall... I'm quite jealous of their ability to stand their ground in the most dire of situations.
<NotInjuredGuard> Are the Moblins gone?
<Lunaria> Yeah... you lost a few commerads though
<Lunaria> :<
<Nimono> Well, they're gone for now, from what we've been told by the mayor...
<NotInjuredGuard> Ah, that is a pity about the fallen comrades.
<NotInjuredGuard> Was it you that repelled the Moblins?
* Lunaria raises hand
<Lunaria> yes, that's us!
<Lunaria> :D
* Flareclaw snaps his claw.
<Nimono> Yup, we got rid of them
<DM> *A little burst of fire and the screams of dying Moblins appears from Flareclaw's claw. I'd say that's proof enough.*
<NotInjuredGuard> Thank you, thank you all! Please, rest up in the inn before it is dark. I shall ensure your safety here.
<Nimono> ...by the way, what can you tell us about the situation with the Moblins? The mayor told us that before the previous one got sick, the moblin attacks weren't as frequent as they are now.
<DM> (nice catch)
<NotInjuredGuard> Ah, yes... it is odd. I've been a guard here for a while, mostly while Mayor Bo was around. But ever since Milo took over, things here feel... off.
<Nimono> How so?
<Lunaria> How long was it since Milo took over?
<NotInjuredGuard> There's also a nice peacefulness among the villagers, but now half of them are sick, and the other half just stay holed up in their houses usually. Perhaps it's the Moblin attacks, it's just... tiring everyone out.
<NotInjuredGuard> A week, why do you ask?
<Lunaria> that must be some sickness then, if Bo isn't better yet
<Lunaria> have to tried getting a healer here?
<NotInjuredGuard> Indeed. I have not seen him out of his house either.
<NotInjuredGuard> Hmm, it was not in Mayor Milo's request for a healer.
<NotInjuredGuard> That is.... a good point.
<Nimono> Hmm...
<Nimono> Clearly, the events of the villagers getting sick and the moblin attacks becoming more frequent are linked
<NotInjuredGuard> Possibly...
<DM> *Now the sun has set, and it really is getting dark.*
<NotInjuredGuard> It's getting dark soon... you should probably rest an inn soon.
<DM> (I was totally not just quoting 8-bit Theater there...)
<Nimono> yeah, i agree. thank you for answering our questions!
* NotInjuredGuard has stolen Lunaria's lack of grammar apparently. Thanks!
* Flareclaw rests the Inn.
* Nimono enters the Inn
<DM> *Flareclaw, you put the inn to rest by setting it on fi- no I'm kidding, please don't. p_p
* Flareclaw enters the Inn.
<Lunaria> DM: arrows are infinite just like bombs?
<DM> (yep)
* Tyria_Lazzen auto-levitates into the Inn
* Lunaria follows the others
<DM> *You enter the Inn, and you all magically rest and recover to full hearts/magic overnight. I could describe the inn to you, but that's literally all there is to it.*
<DM> *You descend into the darkness known as sleep, and all of you get the same dream... screen blaring "LOADING" at you, and realize.... you've been caught in a LOADING SCREEN.
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-