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[Monmususteady: Heavy Lifting - Day 2]

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  1. [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> [Day 2: Tuesday - 7:00am]
  2. [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> You wake up to the sound of your alarm clock.
  3. [19:38] <!CYOA-sama> You resist the urge to hulk out on it and drag your fat ass out of bed and into the shower.
  4. [19:39] <!CYOA-sama> After getting cleaned up you get dressed.
  5. [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> As you look into your closet you breifly consider the fact that you only own three shirst and two pairs of pants.... you should probably go shopping.
  6. [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> You could probably find something at a place that caters to ogres and minotaurs or something.
  7. [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> You breifly wonder if ogres and minotaurs have their own sizes.
  8. [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> How big would a 'small' be for an ogre....
  9. [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> You should probably drive away your early morning idiocy with some bacon.
  10. [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Fry bacon.
  11. [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Nobody has time for breakfa- THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR BACON.
  12. [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> Choose. (Except not really because there is no choice. The choice is bacon.)
  13. [19:43] <@CEB> [X] Nobody has time for breakfa- THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR BACON.
  14. [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> You fry some bacon.
  15. [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> Still half asleep you lumber out of the door with strips of crispy big ass in your mouth and prepare for road work.
  16. [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> >big ass
  17. [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> Haha
  18. [19:44] <!CYOA-sama> pig*
  19. [19:44] <!CYOA-sama> Speaking of pig ass you should probably head to the gym at some point today.
  20. [19:45] <!CYOA-sama> You feel a little bad about thinking that so you go extra hard on your road work.
  21. [19:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go to the gym early, no reason to take it slow now that you've settled in.
  22. [19:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] You really do need some new clothes.
  23. [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  24. [19:46] <@CEB> [X] You really do need some new clothes.
  25. [19:47] <HyakkoF> [x] Gym
  26. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  27. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  28. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  29. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  30. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  31. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> ^I've missed having to do that with more than three names.
  32. [19:47] <Brutus_> [X] You really do need some new clothes. (I have missed it as well.)
  33. [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> Evidently we still only have three though.
  34. [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> How depressing.
  35. [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> WHATEVER I'LL ROLL WITH IT
  36. [19:50] <Imouto> [x] beaches and shores
  37. [19:50] <Taco_Hell> [x] You really need some new clothes
  38. [19:50] <!CYOA-sama> You switch between dashing and jogging all the way to the department store.
  39. [19:50] <!CYOA-sama> Not that your expecting anything to fit but what the hell.
  40. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> [Tuesday - 8:00am]
  41. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> Alright.... shopping, the single most trying task in your life.
  42. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> Suddenly you find yourself wish there was a 400lb. minotaur running at you with gloves on.
  43. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> wishing*
  44. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> DAMN IT
  45. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> TYPOS PLS
  46. [19:53] <!CYOA-sama> Okay, you need a battle plan if you're going to survive this. Should you just rush head first into mens apparel swinging or would it be better to ask for help?
  47. [19:54] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Hit the big and tall, MEN DO NOT FEAR PLUS SIZED CLOTHING.
  48. [19:54] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Ask for help, better to be a little embarrassed and actually find something than be a lot embarrassed for no reason.
  49. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Find somebody as big as you and steal his clothes.
  50. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  51. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> (None of those are a joke, never underestimate a mans fear of shopping)
  52. [19:55] <@CEB> [X] Ask for help, better to be a little embarrassed and actually find something than be a lot embarrassed for no reason.
  53. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  54. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  55. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  56. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  57. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  58. [19:56] <Taco_Hell> [x] Hit the big and tall
  59. [19:56] <HyakkoF> [x] Ask for help
  60. [19:56] <Brutus_> [X] Hit the big and tall, MEN DO NOT FEAR PLUS SIZED CLOTHING.
  61. [19:58] <Brutus_> *Drum roll for the Imouto Tie breaker*
  62. [19:58] <Imouto> Oh
  63. [19:58] <Imouto> Oh no
  64. [19:58] <Imouto> why am I tiebreaker
  65. [19:58] <Imouto> Oh-oh jeez.
  66. [19:58] <Imouto> Um.
  67. [19:59] <Imouto> [ ] Ask for help, better to be a little embarrassed and actually find something than be a lot embarrassed for no reason.
  68. [19:59] <Imouto> afk now
  69. [20:00] <!CYOA-sama> You bite the bullet and look around desperately for someone who doesn't appear to have arrived in this country on a floating door.... you're pretty sure you stole that joke from Family Guy.
  70. [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> You notice a familiar face. The centaur from your gym is rearranging some clothes on a rack.
  71. [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> She's wearing the little red vest.
  72. [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> JACKPOT!
  73. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Ask her for help bluntly.
  74. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] See if she even remembers you first you oaf.
  75. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Try to talk to her, remember she's female and drop spaghetti everywhere.
  76. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  77. [20:02] <@CEB> [X] See if she even remembers you first you oaf.
  78. [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  79. [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  80. [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  81. [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  82. [20:03] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  83. [20:03] <Taco_Hell> [x] See if she even remembers you, THEN HIT ON HER LIKE THE FIST OF GOD
  84. [20:04] <!CYOA-sama> (HORSE)
  85. [20:04] <!CYOA-sama> (PUSSY)
  86. [20:04] <Taco_Hell> (No fucks given)
  87. [20:04] <Brutus_> [x] Ask her for help bluntly.
  88. [20:04] <Brutus_> These crazy people now days Em.
  89. [20:04] <!CYOA-sama> (To be fair I fully intend to write the scene when it happens so I'm just as bad)
  90. [20:04] <HyakkoF> [x] Ask bluntly
  91. [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> Mouto is not gonna be happy.
  92. [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> It's liek the universe is begging Aussie to vote but I'm scared to pester him about it.
  93. [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> ;_;
  94. [20:05] <Brutus_> She is the eternal tie breaker.
  95. [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> Don't leave pls.
  96. [20:05] * CYOA-sama clings to Aussie.
  97. [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> If you can't tell yet this one is gonna be very choice heavy.
  98. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> So you may as well just not even look away.
  99. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> For future reference.
  100. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> Tyson is too stupid to have Auto-Pilot
  101. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> Well stupid is a strong word.
  102. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> And accurate!
  103. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> Too many blows to the head.
  104. [20:09] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission]
  105.  
  106.  
  107. [21:02] <!CYOA-sama> You approach the centaur girl as she hangs clothing on one of those little circular rack thingys.
  108. [21:03] <!CYOA-sama> "Hi, um, do you remember me?"
  109. [21:03] <!CYOA-sama> The red headed centaur looks up at you and tilts her head.
  110. [21:04] <!CYOA-sama> "Nope, I meet a lot of nien foot tall humans so you must have gotten lost in the crowd somewhere."
  111. [21:04] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm not that big...."
  112. [21:04] <!CYOA-sama> "That's not what I hear." She says with a sly grin.
  113. [21:04] <!CYOA-sama> Your cheeks turn red.
  114. [21:05] <!CYOA-sama> Suddenly you're not sure if asking her for pants that fit is such a good idea.
  115. [21:05] <!CYOA-sama> "So what brings you hear?" She asks as she continues with her busywork like she didn't just make a dick joke.
  116. [21:05] <!CYOA-sama> >hear
  117. [21:06] <!CYOA-sama> SHUT UP I HATE EVERYONE
  118. [21:06] <!CYOA-sama> here*
  119. [21:06] <!CYOA-sama> "I need pants."
  120. [21:07] <!CYOA-sama> "In your size or human size?" She asks with a straight face.
  121. [21:07] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Comment on how funny she is.
  122. [21:08] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Actually I need them in fairy size for my actiuon figure collection.
  123. [21:09] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Try to say something funny, fail miserably, and drop spaghetti everywhere.
  124. [21:09] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  125. [21:09] <@CEB> [X] Comment on how funny she is.
  126. [21:10] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brotius Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB thewizardninja
  127. [21:10] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brotius Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB thewizardninja
  128. [21:10] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brotius Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB thewizardninja
  129. [21:10] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brotius Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB thewizardninja
  130. [21:10] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brotius Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB thewizardninja
  131. [21:10] <HyakkoF> [x] Action figure
  132. [21:10] <!CYOA-sama> I had to include wizzy even if he doesn't answer.
  133. [21:10] <!CYOA-sama> I wanted it to look whole again....
  134. [21:10] <Brotius> [x] Comment on how funny she is
  135. [21:10] <Taco_Hell> [x] Comment on how funny she is, bitches love compliment
  136. [21:10] <Brutus_> [X] Comment on how funny she is.
  137. [21:11] <!CYOA-sama> "You're funny." You say with a smile, trying your best not to look retarded or rape-y.
  138. [21:11] <!CYOA-sama> "And you're socially awkward."
  139. [21:11] <!CYOA-sama> "But you're cute so it's okay."
  140. [21:12] <!CYOA-sama> The fawntaur poke you in the chest.
  141. [21:12] <!CYOA-sama> We actually carry stuff in your size believe it or not.
  142. [21:12] <!CYOA-sama> In fact we carry stuff in your size for everyone with between 1 and 8 legs.
  143. [21:12] <!CYOA-sama> ""
  144. [21:12] <!CYOA-sama> ""
  145. [21:13] <!CYOA-sama> "So should I put you down for two legs or three?" She says with a toothy grin as she leads you to mens apparel.
  146. [21:13] <!CYOA-sama> "You keep making dick jokes and the sporting goods section won't be the only place with a pitched tent." you say trying your best to match wits with her.
  147. [21:14] <!CYOA-sama> "I've always wanted to go camping." She says as she giggles.
  148. [21:14] <!CYOA-sama> The two of you continue your weird conversation somewhere between witty and perverted as she gathers you up all the pants and shirts in your size.
  149. [21:15] <!CYOA-sama> "Try em on and let me know if you need any more help."
  150. [21:15] <!CYOA-sama> The centaur turns to leave.
  151. [21:15] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Stop her and make small talk while you take off your pants.
  152. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Sit there like a bitch and let a smart witty girl walk away because she has a horse pussy.
  153. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  154. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  155. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  156. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  157. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  158. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  159. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  160. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  161. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  162. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  163. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  164. [21:16] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  165. [21:17] <Taco_Hell> [x] STOP! DON'T WALK AWAY FROM LOVE
  166. [21:17] <@CEB> [X] Stop her and make small talk while you take off your pants. >implying that will stop us Nigga have you read ztons doujins?
  167. [21:17] <Ausbro> [X] Stop her and make small talk while you take off your pants.
  168. [21:17] <Ausbro> HORSE
  169. [21:17] <Ausbro> PUSSY
  170. [21:17] <Brotius> [x] Stop her and make big talk while you take off your pants
  171. [21:17] <Imouto> FULL STOP HORSE PUSSY
  172. [21:18] <Brutus_> [X] Sit there like a bit.....fuck that Stop her.
  173. [21:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Wouldn't you rather stand around and talk to me while I take off my pants?" You ask as she turns to leave.
  174. [21:19] <!CYOA-sama> She turns and looks at you with a cocked eyebrow and a smile.
  175. [21:19] <!CYOA-sama> The centaur looks up as if she's seriously considering your offer.
  176. [21:19] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah, I guess I would."
  177. [21:19] <!CYOA-sama> you take clothes into the dressing room and start trying them on.
  178. [21:20] <!CYOA-sama> "So, did you ever tell me your name?" You ask the centaur as she tries to peek over the door that's just a bit too high for her.
  179. [21:20] <!CYOA-sama> Having a deer body makes her a lot shorter than most centaurs.
  180. [21:20] <!CYOA-sama> It's actually cute.
  181. [21:21] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm Mindy." She says as she hops up and down.
  182. [21:21] <!CYOA-sama> "You're Tyson right? A boxer or something."
  183. [21:21] <!CYOA-sama> "Or something huh?" You say with a chuckle.
  184. [21:22] <!CYOA-sama> "I've never been much of a sports person." She says.
  185. [21:22] <!CYOA-sama> "So why join a gym then? You don't seem to have issue with your figure."
  186. [21:23] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh? You think? I think I'm a little chubby."
  187. [21:23] <!CYOA-sama> ".... Actually now that I think about it I'm not sure what is considered a good figure for a centaur.... which half of you actually gets fat?" You ask.
  188. [21:23] <!CYOA-sama> Mindy giggles.
  189. [21:23] <!CYOA-sama> "A little of both."
  190. [21:24] <!CYOA-sama> "In that case you look great, not that I'm saying you should quit, I'll get to see you more often if you stick with it." You say as you manage to get a pair of pants on.
  191. [21:24] <!CYOA-sama> you open the door.
  192. [21:25] <!CYOA-sama> The centaur stares at you with her hands on her hips and a crooked smile.
  193. [21:25] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm not sure if you're a really smooth talker or if you're just adorably straightforward."
  194. [21:26] <!CYOA-sama> "Do these pants show off my junk too much?" You ask, as you gyrate your hips and tug at the waist.
  195. [21:26] <!CYOA-sama> "... Well that answers that." Mindy says as she raises an eyebrow.
  196. [21:26] <!CYOA-sama> "Define too much." She says as she walks up beside you and looks at you in the mirror.
  197. [21:27] <!CYOA-sama> "I dunno, does it say 'Man, that guy is really proud of having a freakishly big dick' or is it more like 'that guy happens to be well endowed and doesn't care who sees'?"
  198. [21:28] <!CYOA-sama> "I wouldn't say it's freakish. You're like 6'8" right?" She says as she stares at your junk in the mirror.
  199. [21:28] <!CYOA-sama> ".... you know what, perhaps this is a question I shouldn't be asking a girl I barely know." You say as your cheeks turn red again.
  200. [21:29] <!CYOA-sama> Mindy giggles as your blush. "I dunno, I feel like we're really bonding."
  201. [21:29] <!CYOA-sama> You decide on a few additions to your wardrobe.
  202. [21:29] <!CYOA-sama> "Come on I'll check you out." Mindy says as she leads you to the front of the store.
  203. [21:30] <!CYOA-sama> "That's nice but can I pay for this stuff while you do it?" You say.
  204. [21:30] <!CYOA-sama> You feel a little proud every time she makes that high pitched happy giggle.
  205. [21:31] <!CYOA-sama> "That'll be $XX.XX." She says after scanning your stuff.
  206. [21:31] <!CYOA-sama> You hand her your debit card and she swipes it.
  207. [21:32] <!CYOA-sama> "Hmmm... this is a really rude question but do you have a job or something? I can't imagine boxers make much money."
  208. [21:32] <!CYOA-sama> "It depends really, I'm 5th seed in the nation for my weight class so I actually make quite a bit with each match."
  209. [21:33] <!CYOA-sama> "Really? You should get me tickets so I can come watch you beat the crap out of people." She says with a smile.
  210. [21:33] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll do that." You confirm with a smile, it seems to make her happy and that makes you happy.
  211. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> You turn to leave after paying for your stuff....
  212. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Man up and ask for her number.
  213. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Ask her out. She's really sweet.
  214. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Just leave, you'll probably see her later anyway.
  215. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  216. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  217. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  218. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  219. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  220. [21:34] <!CYOA-sama> Ausbro Brutus_ Brotius HyakkoF Imouto Taco_Hell CEB
  221. [21:35] <@CEB> [X] Man up and ask for her number.
  222. [21:35] <Brutus_> [X] Just leave, you'll probably see her later anyway.
  223. [21:35] <Brotius> Hmm
  224. [21:37] <Brotius> [x] Man up, yo
  225. [21:38] <Taco_Hell> [X] Ask her out, maybe you two can have a ride together by the park
  226. [21:40] <HyakkoF> [x] Man up
  227. [21:41] <!CYOA-sama> "Hey...." you suddenly turn which causes Mindy to perk up. "Can I... like... have your phone number or something?"
  228. [21:41] <!CYOA-sama> Mindy smile a really cute smile and her cheeks blush a little.
  229. [21:41] <!CYOA-sama> "You already have it." She says as she points down.
  230. [21:42] <!CYOA-sama> You look down at your receipt and notice a seven digit number on the back of it.
  231. [21:42] <!CYOA-sama> .....
  232. [21:42] <!CYOA-sama> The big goofy grin on your face is too reflexive for you to hide so you turn and rush out of the store.
  233. [21:43] <!CYOA-sama> You spent a lot of time flirting with Mindy.
  234. [21:43] <!CYOA-sama> You hurry home to stash your new clothes and then sprint to the gym for your daily routine before it gets too late.
  235. [21:44] <!CYOA-sama> [Tuesday - 10:00am]
  236. [21:44] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission]
  237.  
  238.  
  239. [18:22] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission Out]
  240. [18:23] <!CYOA-sama> You arrive at the gym ready to stick with your basic routine from yesterday.
  241. [18:23] <!CYOA-sama> You look around.
  242. [18:24] <!CYOA-sama> The werecat in the back continues working the sandbag, she makes good sounds. To be honest she could probably take you in a fight with her speed advantage.
  243. [18:25] <!CYOA-sama> Ashlin sees you and quickly hops off the treadmill and runs to the locker room to get something.
  244. [18:25] <!CYOA-sama> You look down at her wristband in your duffle bag and smile.
  245. [18:25] <!CYOA-sama> That's right she's supposed to have a present for you today.
  246. [18:26] <!CYOA-sama> The big ogre girl sits benching 500lbs like it's weightless.
  247. [18:28] <!CYOA-sama> Her face is almost expressionless.
  248. [18:28] <!CYOA-sama> Scary....
  249. [18:29] <!CYOA-sama> The holstaurus bounces up and down as she jumps rope, were it not for her sports bra she'd be beating herself unconcious. Even with it her breasts bounce up and down rhythmically.
  250. [18:30] == Imouto [Cloak@159b2242.285ef2b1.res.rr.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
  251. [18:30] <!CYOA-sama> Maxli, the goblin gym coach, is probably in her office.
  252. [18:32] <!CYOA-sama> The cranky looking minotaurus stares at the jumping cow girl and shakes her head.
  253. [18:32] <!CYOA-sama> They were running together yesterday too, maybe they're friends?
  254. [18:34] <!CYOA-sama> The flexible amazon is stretching on the mats again. You pull your eyes away from her quickly when you notice yourself staring at her crotch.
  255. [18:34] <!CYOA-sama> Almost everyone from yesterday is here except the orc and the elf.
  256. [18:34] <!CYOA-sama> They probably have other things to do besides work out.
  257. [18:35] <!CYOA-sama> Not all the girls are going to be muscle heads like you.
  258. [18:35] <!CYOA-sama> "Hey..." Ashlin says as you start wrapping your hands.
  259. [18:36] <!CYOA-sama> "I got you something like I promised."
  260. [18:36] <!CYOA-sama> You turn to the salamander as she emerges from the locker room holding an extremely large boquet of flowers.
  261. [18:36] <!CYOA-sama> "........." You stare vacantly as she smiles and hands them to you.
  262. [18:36] <!CYOA-sama> You take the flowers.
  263. [18:36] <!CYOA-sama> .....
  264. [18:36] <!CYOA-sama> What?
  265. [18:37] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Um.... why flowers?
  266. [18:37] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Thanks... I guess.
  267. [18:37] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Is this symbolic for something?
  268. [18:37] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  269. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  270. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  271. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  272. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  273. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  274. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> D
  275. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> IS
  276. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> FOR
  277. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> DICK
  278. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> SHUT UP
  279. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> HyakkoF
  280. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> HyakkoF
  281. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> HyakkoF
  282. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> HyakkoF
  283. [18:38] <!CYOA-sama> HyakkoF
  284. [18:38] <@CEB> [ ] Um.... why flowers?
  285. [18:39] <HyakkoF> lol
  286. [18:39] <HyakkoF> [x] Flowers?
  287. [18:42] <Taco_Hell> [x] Is this SYMBOLIC?!
  288. [18:43] <!CYOA-sama> "Um.... why flowers?" You ask as you look at the excited lizard girl.
  289. [18:43] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh? Isn't that the kind of present you get when you're trying to be lovey dovey?"
  290. [18:45] <!CYOA-sama> "IwasgonnagetchocolatestoobutIfiguredyoumightwanttoavoidsweetssinceyousaidyouwereheavyweightandnotsuperheavyweightandIwasn'tsurewhatkindofproblemsyouhavewithweightcontrol."
  291. [18:45] <!CYOA-sama> "a-and stuff...." The red headed reptile says nervously.
  292. [18:46] <!CYOA-sama> You smell the flowers.
  293. [18:46] <!CYOA-sama> "Well it's a little weird but I appreciate the gesture." You say with a clearly forced smile.
  294. [18:46] <!CYOA-sama> But she doesn't seem to notice as she hops up and down excitedly.
  295. [18:48] <!CYOA-sama> "So how many points do I get?" She asks.
  296. [18:48] <!CYOA-sama> ".... What?"
  297. [18:48] <!CYOA-sama> "You know, like... lovey dovey points!"
  298. [18:48] <!CYOA-sama> ".... D-did you read this in a magazine or something?...."
  299. [18:49] <!CYOA-sama> "Eh? No, how am I supposed to know how good I'm doing without a point system!" She says as if it makes perfect sense in her mind.
  300. [18:50] <!CYOA-sama> "If I had a nickle for every time a man wanted to say something like that to a woman....."
  301. [18:50] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Play along and make up a bogus point system to make her happy.
  302. [18:50] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Explain that romance doesn't work like that.
  303. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Scream "TEN THOUSAND POINTS!" and go put the flowers in water before they wilt.
  304. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  305. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  306. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  307. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  308. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  309. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus HyakkoD Taco_Hell
  310. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> >D
  311. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> COPY
  312. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> PASTe
  313. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> IS NOPT SMART
  314. [18:52] <HyakkoF> Ahahaha
  315. [18:52] <!CYOA-sama> qakjlfglaskjdhgaskldjghlsadhg
  316. [18:52] * CYOA-sama breaks everything.
  317. [18:54] <HyakkoF> It's a nice gesture, but... [x] Explain
  318. [18:55] <@CEB> [X] Explain that romance doesn't work like that.
  319. [18:55] == Shard [Imouto@159b2242.285ef2b1.res.rr.com] has joined #cyoasteady
  320. [18:55] <!CYOA-sama> "Romance doesn't work based on a point system."
  321. [18:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Then how am I supposed to-" "Every man in human history has wondered the same thing."
  322. [18:56] <!CYOA-sama> "Look just.... do what you think will make the other person happy, and if it's meant to be it'll work out."
  323. [18:56] <!CYOA-sama> "That's what I think anyway." You say as you set the boquet down on the bench next to you.
  324. [18:57] <!CYOA-sama> Ashlin looks down at you with a frown as if she's trying to decide whether or not that was an adecquate response.
  325. [18:58] <!CYOA-sama> "What if I did something so amazingly huge it made you fall in love with me instantly? Without a point system you might end up smitten and make a mistake." She counters with logic.
  326. [18:58] <!CYOA-sama> "As far as I'm concerned in that situation, it wouldn't be a mistake." You respond with a smile.
  327. [18:58] <!CYOA-sama> She smiles back and leans down.
  328. [18:59] <!CYOA-sama> You back up nervously as she kisses you on the cheek.
  329. [18:59] <!CYOA-sama> "Did I at least arn enough points for that?" She asks as she stands back up straight.
  330. [18:59] <!CYOA-sama> You smile like an idiot and nod and she blushes slightly and skips off happily back to her routine.
  331. [19:00] <!CYOA-sama> She's stubborn, but it's not really a bad thing.
  332. [19:01] <!CYOA-sama> You finish wrapping and tape down your gloves.
  333. [19:01] <!CYOA-sama> Time to go hit the sandbag for the first time in a while.
  334. [19:01] <!CYOA-sama> As you approach the back the red-headed werecat stops and stares at you.
  335. [19:02] <!CYOA-sama> You can't really read her expression.
  336. [19:02] <!CYOA-sama> She stares at you vacantly her eyes moving up and down like she's sizing you up.
  337. [19:02] <!CYOA-sama> Her ears flick around and her tail swishes back and forth.
  338. [19:02] <!CYOA-sama> "Big." She says as she stares.
  339. [19:03] <!CYOA-sama> You stare back.
  340. [19:03] <!CYOA-sama> After a few seconds she nods a few times and turns back to her sandbag.
  341. [19:03] <!CYOA-sama> ....
  342. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] "Um.... is that all?"
  343. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] "|So, what's your name?"
  344. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Stare at her awkwardly until she reacts in some way.
  345. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  346. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  347. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  348. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  349. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  350. [19:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  351. [19:05] <Shard> what is your name
  352. [19:05] <Shard> der.
  353. [19:05] <HyakkoF> [x] Whats your name?
  354. [19:07] <Taco_Hell> [x] Um...is that all?
  355. [19:10] <!CYOA-sama> "So, what's your name?" You say as you stand in front of the sandbag.
  356. [19:10] <!CYOA-sama> The wercat tilts her head and her ears twitch.
  357. [19:11] <!CYOA-sama> "Roxie." She says.
  358. [19:11] <!CYOA-sama> .....
  359. [19:11] <!CYOA-sama> Total silence follows along with another awkward staring contest.
  360. [19:11] <!CYOA-sama> Eventually she nods again and returns to kicking the sandbag.
  361. [19:12] <!CYOA-sama> You shrug and dance around a bit on your tiptoes.
  362. [19:12] <!CYOA-sama> Your legs feel heavy, it's been a month since you trained and almost half a year since your last match.
  363. [19:15] <!CYOA-sama> You're record is 8 wins, 8 knockouts, and no losses and you're ranked 5th in the NBF and 14th in the WIBF.
  364. [19:15] <!CYOA-sama> Do you still deserve stats like that after such a long hiatus?
  365. [19:16] <!CYOA-sama> You step in and throw your full weight into what would be a right body blow.
  366. [19:16] <!CYOA-sama> BOOM
  367. [19:17] <!CYOA-sama> The sound makes everyone in the gym, except the werecat staring at you wide eyed jump in surprise as the sandbag flys up and touches the ceiling.
  368. [19:17] <!CYOA-sama> You catch it as it swings back down and it makes you take a step back.
  369. [19:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Phew.... better than I thought."
  370. [19:18] <!CYOA-sama> ....
  371. [19:18] <!CYOA-sama> You look around and see everyone staring at you.
  372. [19:19] <!CYOA-sama> "That's a 150lb sandbag...." the minotaur says.
  373. [19:19] <!CYOA-sama> "I-is that so." You respond.
  374. [19:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Cool." The werecat says as she stares up at you.
  375. [19:20] <!CYOA-sama> She's crouching for some reason with her little paws up and balled into fists.
  376. [19:20] <!CYOA-sama> Full defense mode, huh?
  377. [19:20] <!CYOA-sama> You feel kinda bad but her wide eyed stare eases it a bit.
  378. [19:21] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll try to take it easy and not break wanything." You say as you look down and tap the sandbag lightly.
  379. [19:21] <!CYOA-sama> "What are you nuts?" Maxli says as she kicks you in the back of the calf.
  380. [19:21] <!CYOA-sama> "Do it again, this time step in all the way."
  381. [19:22] <!CYOA-sama> "... Y-you sure?" You say as you remember the scolding you got at your last gym when you busted a sandbag.
  382. [19:22] <!CYOA-sama> "Just do it ya big goon." The small green woman says with a smile.
  383. [19:23] <!CYOA-sama> You shift your weight back and forth as you sway and wide up another body shot.
  384. [19:23] <!CYOA-sama> You step off with your back foot and shift your full weight forward as you twist your body into the blow.
  385. [19:23] <!CYOA-sama> The sandbag slams against the ceiling and falls down in an offcenter arc that makes the chain it's hanging from jerk violently.
  386. [19:24] <!CYOA-sama> You stop the heavy sandbag before it knocks Rocie off her feet.
  387. [19:24] <!CYOA-sama> "Y-you okay?" You ask the werecat as she looks up at you.
  388. [19:25] <!CYOA-sama> "Ye-" she starts to say before she's cut off by Maxli's laughter.
  389. [19:25] <!CYOA-sama> "I guess I got a phone call to make."
  390. [19:25] <!CYOA-sama> You turn your attention to the goblin and away from the werecat who's blushing for some reason.
  391. [19:26] <!CYOA-sama> You swear you hear her mutter something, but when you turn she's already back to practicing her footwork and kicking the sandbag.
  392. [19:26] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what kind of phone call?" You ask as you follow the goblin back towards her office.
  393. [19:26] <!CYOA-sama> "This morning, right after I released your contract info I got a match request form the national 3rd ranker." Maxli says with a grin.
  394. [19:27] <!CYOA-sama> "I told them I'd talk to you, but I intended to refuse without saying anything because of their condition."
  395. [19:27] <!CYOA-sama> "Condition?" You ask suddenly seriousing the fuck up.
  396. [19:27] <!CYOA-sama> "They want the match this Sunday." The goblin says as she puts a cigar in her mouth.
  397. [19:28] <!CYOA-sama> "Are you kidding me?!" You shout. "That's not even a week of prep time, there's no way I can get in condition in time."
  398. [19:29] <!CYOA-sama> "Listen, big guy, if you can throw a punch like that you're good to fight as far as I'm concerned." Maxli smiles with the cigar between her teeth.
  399. [19:29] <!CYOA-sama> "Or are you going to puss out and miss your chance at a title shot within the year?" She grins.
  400. [19:30] <!CYOA-sama> You look around and nervously tap your gloves together as you think.
  401. [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> The third ranker is Vlados Meathook, an ogre they call The Butcher, half of his matches have ended by doctor stop.
  402. [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> Can you really take a guy like that without time to prepare?
  403. [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> .....
  404. [19:31] <!CYOA-sama> Maxli lights her cigar and puts her feet up while waiting for your response.
  405. [19:32] <!CYOA-sama> Ashlin and Roxie both peek into the office eavesdropping on the conversation.
  406. [19:32] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I... don't want to risk my career like that.
  407. [19:32] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I'll fight, if you think I have a shot.
  408. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] If he thinks he can use me just to bolster his rep I've got a message for him.
  409. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  410. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> THIS
  411. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> VOTE
  412. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> IS
  413. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> VERY
  414. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> IMPORTANT
  415. [19:33] <@CEB> [X] If he thinks he can use me just to bolster his rep I've got a message for him.
  416. [19:33] <!CYOA-sama> It defines the kind of boxer Tyson is.
  417. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  418. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  419. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  420. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  421. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell
  422. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> ALL
  423. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> VOTERS
  424. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> MUST
  425. [19:34] <!CYOA-sama> VOTE
  426. [19:35] <HyakkoF> Hmmm.
  427. [19:36] <HyakkoF> [x] I'll fight.
  428. [19:39] <!CYOA-sama> THIS VOTE IS VERY IMPORTANT
  429. [19:39] <!CYOA-sama> GAAAAAAAAAAAH
  430. [19:39] * CYOA-sama tantrums.
  431. [19:39] <Brutus> [X] I'll Fight
  432. [19:40] <Brotius|Out> [x] I'll fight, if you think I have a shot.
  433. [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> Is that the second option or the third?
  434. [19:40] <Brotius|Out> tadaima
  435. [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> Okay then.
  436. [19:40] == Brotius|Out has changed nick to Brotius
  437. [19:40] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll fight if you think I have a shot." You say as you punch your gloves together.
  438. [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> Maxli laughs softly.
  439. [19:41] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll set up the card stud. I wasn't expecting you to be fifth ranker... something good wandered into my little gym."
  440. [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> "Thanks." you say as you blush and walk out.
  441. [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> Immediately Ashlin and Roxie are standing in front of you.
  442. [19:42] <!CYOA-sama> "Hiiii!~ THAN JACKASS OGRE BITCH!" Ashlin shouts as she stomps around.
  443. [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> "He's trying to use you to make himself look good because he thinks you'll be easy."
  444. [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> The slamander punches the air.
  445. [19:43] <!CYOA-sama> "You should have sent him a message saying you'll knock him out in the first round."
  446. [19:44] <!CYOA-sama> You catch Ashlin's punch as she throws it in your direction. Her fist makes a soft pat into your glove.
  447. [19:44] <!CYOA-sama> "Boxing isn't pro wrestling." You say as you start walking towards the sandbags.
  448. [19:45] <!CYOA-sama> "As far as I'm concerned, until we get in the ring he can say and do whatever he likes."
  449. [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> "In the end, all I have to say to him will be said right after the bell rings." You say as you step up to the sandbag.
  450. [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> "Thanks for giving me your rank."
  451. [19:46] <!CYOA-sama> You throw a punch, louder than the first two.
  452. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> It shakes the windows of the gym and all the girls look on in awe.
  453. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> Utter silence fills the room.
  454. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> Except for the sound of sand spilling out from the split leather bag.
  455. [19:47] <!CYOA-sama> "..... S-sexy." Roxie says expretionlessly as her tail swishes.
  456. [19:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Y-yeah." Ashlin replies as you start jabbing at the sandbag adjacent to the one you just ruptured.
  457. [19:48] <!CYOA-sama> "To be honest it makes you mad.
  458. [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> Vlados knows exactly what he's doing.
  459. [19:49] <!CYOA-sama> But the only way to win out over goons like this is to make all their petty tricks blow up right in their face.
  460. [19:50] <!CYOA-sama> As you practice you must look pretty intense, as none of the girls bother approaching you for the rest of the day.
  461. [19:50] <!CYOA-sama> It doesn't occur to you until you get home that three times today you were called cute or sexy by three different girls.
  462. [19:50] <!CYOA-sama> You thunk your head against the door and exhale.
  463. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> As you enter the apartment you collapse onto your couch.
  464. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> It's only 7:00
  465. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> If you go to sleep now you'll end up waking up at three in the morning.
  466. [19:52] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission]
  467. [19:53] <!CYOA-sama> I'll be right back.
  468. [19:53] <!CYOA-sama> Discuss.
  469. [19:53] <@CEB> dayum
  470. [19:54] <!CYOA-sama> That last vote was basically deciding if he was going to be a casual boxer, a serious boxer, or a cocky boxer.
  471. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> You guys picked the best vote for getting bitches.
  472. [19:55] <!CYOA-sama> Teh cocky route would alienate actual athelete girls like the amazon or Roxie.
  473. [19:56] <!CYOA-sama> And the wuss vote would make some girls think he was a bitch.
  474. [19:56] <!CYOA-sama> The "he's actually a good boxer" route makes him appealing to all the girls.
  475. [19:56] <!CYOA-sama> ESPECIALLY Maxli and Roxie.
  476. [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> The coach is all "Aww yiss.... moniez." but she's actually very impressed with Tyson on a personal level.
  477. [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> It won't show for a while though.
  478. [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> I'm eating jalapeno chedder bombers so I can't write until I'm done.
  479. [19:57] <!CYOA-sama> Because they're too hot for me to concentrate.
  480. [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission Out]
  481. [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Watch a couple shitty movies and go to sleep.
  482. [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Call Mindy.
  483. [20:01] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Go for a walk.
  484. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  485. [20:02] <HyakkoF> [x] Go for a walk
  486. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  487. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  488. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  489. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  490. [20:02] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  491. [20:02] <Taco_Hell> [x] Go for a walk, I mean what are the chances of you encountring some girl that might be the love of your life?
  492. [20:03] <Brotius> [x] Go for a walk and junk
  493. [20:03] <@CEB> [X] Go for a walk.
  494. [20:04] <!CYOA-sama> You decide to go for a walk.
  495. [20:04] <!CYOA-sama> You head towards the convenience store a couple blocks away.
  496. [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> It's already basically night, you can see just a sliver of light on the horizon.
  497. [20:05] <!CYOA-sama> There's a nice river that runs past your apartment, and you follow it towards the store.
  498. [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> It's nice and cool out.
  499. [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> As you walk you see a small girl walking sluggishly towards you.
  500. [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> She looks kind of familiar.
  501. [20:06] <!CYOA-sama> Her pointed ears bounce with each step she takes.
  502. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> You stop, but she keeps going her eyes locked on the ground and she ends up walking right into you.
  503. [20:07] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah, crap! You okay?" You ask as you catch her as she stumbles back.
  504. [20:08] <!CYOA-sama> "Ah! I was spaced out and wasn't watching where I was going, I'm terribly so-... Popeye?"
  505. [20:08] <!CYOA-sama> You help her to her feet.
  506. [20:08] <!CYOA-sama> It's the elf girl from the gym.
  507. [20:08] <!CYOA-sama> "It's Tyson actually." You say with a smile as you look down at her.
  508. [20:08] <!CYOA-sama> She looks.... pretty bad.
  509. [20:09] <!CYOA-sama> Her soft fluffy hair is messy and sticking up and her clothes are torn up pretty badly.
  510. [20:09] <!CYOA-sama> She's got bruises on her legs and arms and her eyes are red like she''s been crying.
  511. [20:09] <!CYOA-sama> "A-are you okay?"
  512. [20:09] <!CYOA-sama> She looks up at you and smiles.
  513. [20:10] <!CYOA-sama> "Oh I'm fine! I just got in a little tiff with some girls from my school and they beat me up pretty good. Ehehehe~"
  514. [20:10] <!CYOA-sama> The way she smiles as she looks up at you, devoid of any kind of malice makes you a little uncomfortable.
  515. [20:11] <!CYOA-sama> "Shouldn't you go to the police, they can't just do something liek this." you say sounding more frantic than you probably should.
  516. [20:11] <!CYOA-sama> "Do you need to go to the hospital or anyhting?"
  517. [20:12] <!CYOA-sama> "Ehehehe~ That's sweet but don't be silly. I'm an elf, there's no way the police would do anything over me getting beaten up." She says as she rubs her bruised arm.
  518. [20:12] <!CYOA-sama> ".... That's.... not right." you say.
  519. [20:13] <!CYOA-sama> "Well, that's the way things are, the only reason I'm even allowed to attend such a prestigious all girls school is because of my grades, and even then I have to work to pay my own tuition."
  520. [20:14] <!CYOA-sama> "Honestly compared to most elves I'm doing very well so I can't complain over a little bullying."
  521. [20:14] <!CYOA-sama> Her beaming smile hurts your heart.
  522. [20:14] <!CYOA-sama> "... Can I at least walk you home?" You ask, afraid that she's more hurt than she's letting on.
  523. [20:15] <!CYOA-sama> She suddenly looks nervous and you con't really blame her.
  524. [20:15] <!CYOA-sama> "Sorry, forget I even asked." you say, quick to alleviate her concerns.
  525. [20:15] <!CYOA-sama> "N-no, I appreciate the thought." She says meakly.
  526. [20:16] <!CYOA-sama> "Be careful." You say as she bows slightly and walks around you.
  527. [20:16] <!CYOA-sama> "Have a nice night, Tyson!"
  528. [20:16] <!CYOA-sama> The not in your gut as she leaves makes you want to stop her, but what would you even say.
  529. [20:16] <!CYOA-sama> She's certainly got her own circumstances...
  530. [20:17] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Follow her creeper style to make sure she gets home okay.
  531. [20:17] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] LEave her alone, and continue on your way.
  532. [20:17] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Ask if you can call a cab for her or something.
  533. [20:18] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Rape her, because bullied elves are funny right guys? :D
  534. [20:18] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  535. [20:18] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  536. [20:18] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  537. [20:18] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  538. [20:18] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  539. [20:18] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  540. [20:18] <@CEB> [X] We vigilante boxer now (follow her)
  541. [20:19] <Brotius> [x] Ask if you can call a cab for her or something.
  542. [20:23] <Shard> [ ] Ask if you can call a cab for her or something.
  543. [20:24] <Taco_Hell> [x] DO THE CREEP
  544. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> Brutus HyakkoF
  545. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> Brutus HyakkoF
  546. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> Brutus HyakkoF
  547. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> Brutus HyakkoF
  548. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> Brutus HyakkoF
  549. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> Brutus HyakkoF
  550. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> TIE
  551. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> BREAKER
  552. [20:26] <!CYOA-sama> >:{
  553. [20:26] <Shard> I DON'T NEED NO SPEED
  554. [20:26] <Shard> NOPE
  555. [20:26] <Shard> I DON'T NEED NO HEROIN
  556. [20:26] <Shard> OKAY
  557. [20:29] * CYOA-sama slowly dies inside.
  558. [20:29] <HyakkoF> [x] Follow
  559. [20:30] <!CYOA-sama> You decide to try and be stealthy and follow the elf girl home.
  560. [20:30] <!CYOA-sama> After one block she turns and asks "Excuse me, why are you following me?"
  561. [20:30] <!CYOA-sama> You look out from behind your lap post, shocked that you're not completely invisible.
  562. [20:30] <!CYOA-sama> ".... I'm kind of worried."
  563. [20:31] <!CYOA-sama> She smiles softly.
  564. [20:32] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm greateful if that's true."
  565. [20:32] <!CYOA-sama> "If?" you ask, puzzled.
  566. [20:32] <!CYOA-sama> "Nothing.... would you like to walk me home?" She asks as she tilts her head.
  567. [20:33] <!CYOA-sama> You nod and walk up beside her.
  568. [20:33] <!CYOA-sama> She limps weakly, one of her legs evidently more bruised than the other.
  569. [20:33] <!CYOA-sama> The two of you walk in silence.
  570. [20:34] <!CYOA-sama> One by one the street lights overhead come and go, as she fades in and out of the light the elf girl looks almost ghostly, as if she's not really there at all.
  571. [20:34] <!CYOA-sama> Her expression is distant.
  572. [20:35] <!CYOA-sama> It suddenly occurs to you you don't know her name.
  573. [20:35] <!CYOA-sama> "So, may I ask your name?" You blurt out suddenly.
  574. [20:35] <!CYOA-sama> After quite a pause she answers. "Jenny."
  575. [20:36] <!CYOA-sama> "That's a pretty name." You say without thinking.
  576. [20:36] <!CYOA-sama> She steps in front of you and turns.
  577. [20:36] <!CYOA-sama> "Is this good enough?" She asks.
  578. [20:36] <!CYOA-sama> You take a step back confused by what she means.
  579. [20:37] <!CYOA-sama> "There's no one around here, if you're going to rape me please do it here. I'd rather not have to clean up the mess when you're done."
  580. [20:37] <!CYOA-sama> The elf girl stares up at you stone faced.
  581. [20:37] <!CYOA-sama> "I....."
  582. [20:37] <!CYOA-sama> Your breath catches in your throat as she stares.
  583. [20:38] <!CYOA-sama> "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" You scream at the small elf, which causes her to visibly recoil.
  584. [20:38] <!CYOA-sama> "Are you fucking serious?!"
  585. [20:38] <!CYOA-sama> "Is this city so fucked up that guys can just go around raping elves whenever and all you can do is take it?"
  586. [20:38] <!CYOA-sama> "That's bullshit!"
  587. [20:38] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny cluches her arms close to her chest as she trembles.
  588. [20:39] <!CYOA-sama> You put your hands on her shoulders, too angry to even mind her bruises as you shout.
  589. [20:39] <!CYOA-sama> "Who the fuck did this to you? I'\ll go fucking kill them myself if nobody else is going to do anything about it!"
  590. [20:40] <!CYOA-sama> "There's no fucking way I'm just going to stand by with my thumb up my ass while a girl is getting bullied and treated like dirt right in front of me, I don't care if she is an elf!"
  591. [20:40] <!CYOA-sama> "What the fuck kind of life is that where you can walk side by side with a guy you think is going to rape you like it's nothing!"
  592. [20:41] <!CYOA-sama> "If you're scared of me run, kick me in the nads, pull a tazer, SOMETHING!"
  593. [20:41] <!CYOA-sama> You realize what you're doing and let her go.
  594. [20:41] <!CYOA-sama> "..... I'm sorry...." you say as you bite your lip hard enough that it nearly breaks skin.
  595. [20:41] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll just go.... get home safely."
  596. [20:42] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny grabs you from behind as you turn.
  597. [20:42] <!CYOA-sama> Her voice is loud as she cries into your back.
  598. [20:42] <!CYOA-sama> She squeezes you tight.
  599. [20:42] <!CYOA-sama> For a good ten minutes you stand like that as she wails.
  600. [20:42] <!CYOA-sama> When she finally quiets down you turn around and put your hand on her head.
  601. [20:43] <!CYOA-sama> "Let's get you home." You say quietly to the sniffling elf.
  602. [20:44] <!CYOA-sama> You pick her up, tired of watching her limp and carry her.
  603. [20:44] <!CYOA-sama> She guides you to her home.
  604. [20:44] <!CYOA-sama> ..... you feel like you're going to be sick.
  605. [20:44] <!CYOA-sama> Her "house" is a small wodden fence with a makeshift door over a back ally.
  606. [20:45] <!CYOA-sama> As you open the door and carry her inside there's nothing but a matress on the ground wrapped in a fitted sheet and a bucket for doing laundry.
  607. [20:46] <!CYOA-sama> Several blankets are hung on the holes of the wired fence that makes up the back fo her "house"
  608. [20:46] <!CYOA-sama> "How.... can you live like this?"
  609. [20:46] <!CYOA-sama> You set the elf girl down gently.
  610. [20:46] <!CYOA-sama> "It's not so bad."
  611. [20:47] <!CYOA-sama> The first thing she's said since she started crying and that's it?
  612. [20:47] <!CYOA-sama> "My jobs are all in fast food so I get to eat leftovers."
  613. [20:47] <!CYOA-sama> "I can bathe at night in the river under the overpass when there's nobody around."
  614. [20:48] <!CYOA-sama> "I've only been watched a couple times, and the homeless gentlemen aren't really aggressive enough to try and do more than masturbate."
  615. [20:48] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm able to keep my clothes nice and clean with dish soap, it works surprisingly well."
  616. [20:49] <!CYOA-sama> "And I use public restrooms so there's no waste build up or anything that puts my health in danger."
  617. [20:49] <!CYOA-sama> "The overhang of the apartment building here is long enough that rain doesn't get on my matress."
  618. [20:50] <!CYOA-sama> "And the lady who owns it lets me sleep out here."
  619. [20:50] <!CYOA-sama> "And... I get to shower at the gym!"
  620. [20:50] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny looks up to you and smiles.
  621. [20:50] <!CYOA-sama> Your knuckles are white.
  622. [20:50] <!CYOA-sama> It's all you can do not to just scoop her up and take her back to your apartme-........
  623. [20:51] <!CYOA-sama> The elf girl winces as you hug her, after a few minutes she realizes you mean her no harm and returns the gesture.
  624. [20:51] <!CYOA-sama> "You're so sweet Tyson." She whispers.
  625. [20:52] <!CYOA-sama> "It's been so long since anybody had genuine concern for me that I-"
  626. [20:52] <!CYOA-sama> "This isn't right." You cut her off.
  627. [20:52] <!CYOA-sama> "E-eh?...." She says as you push her away.
  628. [20:53] <!CYOA-sama> "I can't let something like this go." You say as you look into her stunning blue eyes.
  629. [20:53] <!CYOA-sama> She swallows hard, afraid of what you're going to say next.
  630. [20:53] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] "Let's go to the gym, I'll talk to the coach about getting you a proper place to stay."
  631. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] "Come stay with me, my apartment is small but a warm couch would be better than.... this."
  632. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] "Bend over, you're just an elf anyway so who cares if I rape you or punch you in the throat, it's funny anyway."
  633. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  634. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  635. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  636. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  637. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  638. [20:54] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brutus Shard HyakkoF Taco_Hell Brotius
  639. [20:55] <!CYOA-sama> WELL
  640. [20:55] <Taco_Hell> [x] COME SAIL AWAY-I mean stay with me
  641. [20:55] <!CYOA-sama> VOTE
  642. [20:55] <Brotius> I'm really thinking this.
  643. [20:55] <Taco_Hell> Brotius
  644. [20:55] <Taco_Hell> ELF ROOMATE
  645. [20:55] <Brotius> This is true.
  646. [20:56] <Brotius> [x] Come stay with me, warm couch, etc
  647. [20:56] <Brotius> I'm such a whiteknight
  648. [20:57] <Shard> [x] Come stay with me, warm couch, etc
  649. [20:57] <!CYOA-sama> It's not even white knighting, it's being a decent human being.
  650. [20:57] <Shard> I want to give her the d
  651. [20:57] <Shard> she's an elf
  652. [20:57] <Shard> i like elves
  653. [20:57] <!CYOA-sama> Even I never had to live like that.
  654. [20:57] <Shard> + she's a cute.
  655. [20:57] <Brotius> I have a weakness for elves though, this I've realized.
  656. [21:01] <@CEB> [X] "Come stay with me, my apartment is small but a warm couch would be better than.... this."
  657. [21:01] <!CYOA-sama> "Come stay with me, my apartment is small but a warm couch would be better than.... this."
  658. [21:01] <!CYOA-sama> ".... That's not a very good joke Tyson." she says as she purses her lips.
  659. [21:01] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm not joking...."
  660. [21:02] <!CYOA-sama> ".... Stop it, you're going to make me cry!..." She says insistantly as she crosses her arms and pouts.
  661. [21:02] <!CYOA-sama> "JENNY! I'm serious." you say as you put your hand on her shoulders.
  662. [21:03] <!CYOA-sama> "We just met, but there's no way I can let somebody live like this. I swear I won't hurt you so please, so I can sleep at night without worrying about you getting raped and murdered, come stay with me."
  663. [21:04] <!CYOA-sama> Tears roll down the tiny elfs face as her lip quivers and she throws her arms around your neck.
  664. [21:05] <!CYOA-sama> Over the next hour, between crying and sobbing uncontrollably she gathers up her three outfits and the uniforms for her jobs.
  665. [21:05] <!CYOA-sama> "You -gasp- are -gasp- so sweeeeeeet!~" She wails as she stands in front of you with a garbage bag full of clothes.
  666. [21:06] <!CYOA-sama> You pick up the bag as she sniffs hard to stop snot from running down her face.
  667. [21:07] <!CYOA-sama> You toss the bag over your shoulder with one hand and scoop Jenny up with the other.
  668. [21:07] <!CYOA-sama> She wraps her arms around your neck and cries into your shoulder all the way back.
  669. [21:07] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission]
  670.  
  671.  
  672. [22:58] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission Out]
  673. [22:58] <!CYOA-sama> After entering the apartment and laying Jenny on the couch you plce the bag down next to her.
  674. [22:59] <!CYOA-sama> You tell her where everything is, the washing machine for her clothes and the kitchen and bathroom.
  675. [22:59] <!CYOA-sama> "Do you need to use the restroom before I hop in the shower?" You ask as you point down the hall.
  676. [23:00] <!CYOA-sama> The red eyed elfgirl looks up at you and shakes her head.
  677. [23:00] <!CYOA-sama> "Alright, you can hop in as soon as I get out then I'll make us something to eat. Go help yourself to some chips or something." You say as you leave down the hall.
  678. [23:00] <!CYOA-sama> You hear a whispered thank you.
  679. [23:01] <!CYOA-sama> As you get undressed for your shower you hear Jenny's loud crying from the living room, but her sobbing has a different feel to it.
  680. [23:01] <!CYOA-sama> She's crying tears of joy as she snuggles your couch cushions.
  681. [23:02] <!CYOA-sama> You take a quick shower.
  682. [23:02] <!CYOA-sama> Half way through you realize you forgot to grab clothes.
  683. [23:02] <!CYOA-sama> Shit.
  684. [23:02] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Wrap a towel around yourself and go get some you pussy.
  685. [23:03] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Tell Jenny to go grab something from your closet and bring it to you.
  686. [23:03] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] BUTT NAKED SPRINT OF DESTINY!
  687. [23:03] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  688. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> Also, red-eyed from crying, not actual red eyes.
  689. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> She has purty blue eyes.
  690. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> VOTE CUNTS
  691. [23:04] * CYOA-sama stabs
  692. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  693. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  694. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  695. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  696. [23:04] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  697. [23:05] <Brotius> [x] NEKKID SPRINT
  698. [23:05] <Taco_Hell> [x] THE NEKKEDEST
  699. [23:06] <!CYOA-sama> You finish your shower and dry off.
  700. [23:06] <!CYOA-sama> The logical thing to do would be to wrap a towel around yourself and go get dressed.....
  701. [23:06] <!CYOA-sama> HOWEVER that would require you to bring the wet towel back to the hamper in the bathroom.
  702. [23:07] <!CYOA-sama> And you are a man.
  703. [23:07] <!CYOA-sama> Men do not make two trips.
  704. [23:07] <!CYOA-sama> For anything.
  705. [23:07] <!CYOA-sama> Ever....
  706. [23:07] <!CYOA-sama> you ball up the towel and drop in in the hamper as you bolt out the bathroom door stark naked.
  707. [23:08] <!CYOA-sama> You sprit down the apartment hallway to your room, your dong swinging back and forth like a wind chime.
  708. [23:08] <!CYOA-sama> The sound of your thunderous footsteps, not at all the light footwork of a boxer, causes Jenny to peak her head around the corner.
  709. [23:09] <!CYOA-sama> "A-are you alright Tyson?" She asks.
  710. [23:09] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm fine! Just.... man problems!" you respond.
  711. [23:09] <!CYOA-sama> Tiny question marks visibly form above the small elfs head.
  712. [23:10] <!CYOA-sama> You begin getting dressed and barely have time to put your boxers on before Jenny taps lightly on the door.
  713. [23:10] <!CYOA-sama> "Come in." You say without thinking, still reacting reflexively from living with your sisters.
  714. [23:10] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny opens the door.
  715. [23:10] <!CYOA-sama> "Are you sure you're alright?" She says as she peeks inside.
  716. [23:11] <!CYOA-sama> Her eyes instantly fall to your boxers as you turn and she blushes.
  717. [23:11] <!CYOA-sama> "S-sorry..." She says calmly with a bow before closing the door and walking back to the living room.
  718. [23:12] <!CYOA-sama> ..... What an incredibly non-cliche reaction....
  719. [23:12] <!CYOA-sama> Somehow you were thinking having an female elf room mate would be a bit more.... sitcom-y
  720. [23:13] <!CYOA-sama> You put on your loose jogging pants and a white T-shit and head to the kitchen.
  721. [23:13] <!CYOA-sama> "The showers all yours." You say as you point to the bathroom.
  722. [23:13] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny looks up to you with a slight surprise.
  723. [23:13] <!CYOA-sama> Her cheeks are still a light pink.
  724. [23:14] <!CYOA-sama> She fumbles the television remote she was holding causing it to slide under the couch.
  725. [23:14] <!CYOA-sama> Immediately she apologizes frantically and starts digging for it.
  726. [23:15] <!CYOA-sama> "It's not a big deal...." you say as she finds the remote and sets it gently on the table as if it were made of glass.
  727. [23:15] <!CYOA-sama> "I... shouldn't be touching your things."
  728. [23:15] <!CYOA-sama> "You can touch my stuff whenever you want." You say to the adorable elf girl trying to calm her down.
  729. [23:15] <!CYOA-sama> "....."
  730. [23:15] <!CYOA-sama> "......................."
  731. [23:16] <!CYOA-sama> "That wasn;t on purpose." You says as a small laugh escapes.
  732. [23:16] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny giggles as well.
  733. [23:16] <!CYOA-sama> It's a much nicer sound than her crying.
  734. [23:16] <!CYOA-sama> "I'll go tidy up then." She says as she stands and digs through her trashbag for a change of clothes.
  735. [23:17] <!CYOA-sama> She pulls out one of her fat food uniforms.
  736. [23:17] <!CYOA-sama> "Are you just going to sleep in that?...."
  737. [23:17] <!CYOA-sama> She nods.
  738. [23:17] <!CYOA-sama> "These are all the clothes I have."
  739. [23:17] <!CYOA-sama> .....
  740. [23:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Hang on." You say as you walk quickly to your room.
  741. [23:18] <!CYOA-sama> You return moments later with several old T-shirts and boxers.
  742. [23:19] <!CYOA-sama> "Here... this is all stuff I can't wear anymore, I was probably about your size in third grade."
  743. [23:19] <!CYOA-sama> "... Y-you keep all your old clothing?" She says as she picks up a T-shirt.
  744. [23:19] <!CYOA-sama> My sisters never let me throw anything away.
  745. [23:19] <!CYOA-sama> ""*
  746. [23:19] <!CYOA-sama> You shrug.
  747. [23:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Y-you were really my size when you were ten?" Jenny asks with a smile.
  748. [23:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Yeah, my mom had to buy my clothes from the mens department." You return the smile and explain.
  749. [23:20] <!CYOA-sama> The elf girl giggles.
  750. [23:21] <!CYOA-sama> "I think even these will be baggy on me.... but I will wear them happily." She says as she hugs the shirt to her chest.
  751. [23:22] <!CYOA-sama> After picking out a pair of boxers to go with it she quickly (and excitedly) skips to the bathroom.
  752. [23:22] <!CYOA-sama> She's such a sweetheart.
  753. [23:22] <!CYOA-sama> It makes you angry that nobody ever tried to help her out before.
  754. [23:23] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Start making something to eat.
  755. [23:24] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Watch TV until Jenny gets out of the shower so you can ask her what she wants.
  756. [23:24] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Peek on the elf girl because you're secretly a pervert.
  757. [23:25] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Bust in the shower and rape her because Imassmadatbromontyaddayadda NOTE: this is the last "bully the elf option" you get.
  758. [23:25] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  759. [23:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  760. [23:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  761. [23:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  762. [23:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  763. [23:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  764. [23:26] <Brotius> [x] TV until Jenny gets out
  765. [23:26] <Taco_Hell> ] Start making something to eat.
  766. [23:26] <Taco_Hell> YOU COOK MOFO
  767. [23:26] <Taco_Hell> YOU GO THERE
  768. [23:26] <Taco_Hell> AND YOU GO MAKE HER AND YOURSELF SOME FOOD
  769. [23:27] <Brotius> Eh, used to having guests pick something when they come over
  770. [23:29] <Imouto> TV
  771. [23:29] <Imouto> because when I had friends
  772. [23:29] <Imouto> it was friends choice.
  773. [23:30] <!CYOA-sama> You turn on the TV and start flipping through channels.
  774. [23:30] <!CYOA-sama> There isn't much on.
  775. [23:31] <!CYOA-sama> You settle on a cheesy action movie until Jenny gets out of the shower.
  776. [23:31] <!CYOA-sama> After about half an hour you've gotten surprisingly into it.
  777. [23:32] <!CYOA-sama> So you're startled when Jenny walks up behind you and says "Boo!"
  778. [23:32] <!CYOA-sama> You jump off the couch and stumble backwards over the coffee table.
  779. [23:32] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny frantically dances around as you look up at her.
  780. [23:32] <!CYOA-sama> "A-are you alright! Imsosorry!"
  781. [23:33] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm fine..." you say as you stand rubbing your head.
  782. [23:33] <!CYOA-sama> "Elves are pretty quiet huh?" You say as you pat her head.
  783. [23:33] <!CYOA-sama> Her ears slink down.
  784. [23:33] <!CYOA-sama> "S-sorry..."
  785. [23:33] <!CYOA-sama> Her hair is extra fluffy from being washed.
  786. [23:34] <!CYOA-sama> As you look down at her the oversized T-shirt hangs low on her.
  787. [23:34] <!CYOA-sama> You can see down the collar so you quickly avert your eyes.
  788. [23:36] <!CYOA-sama> Her soft pale legs poke out of the baggy boxers and the shirt is so baggy on her it's almost a dress.
  789. [23:36] <!CYOA-sama> She's so frail looking.
  790. [23:36] <!CYOA-sama> It takes all your manly restraint not to hug her.
  791. [23:36] <!CYOA-sama> "S-so, you hungry?"
  792. [23:37] <!CYOA-sama> She nods excitedly.
  793. [23:37] <!CYOA-sama> "Let's go make something to eat then." You say as you head to the kitchen.
  794. [23:37] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny "follows" you.
  795. [23:38] <!CYOA-sama> She actually peeks her head around the corner sheepishly.
  796. [23:38] <!CYOA-sama> "...... Will you get in here already and stop being skiddish?" You say with a smile.
  797. [23:39] <!CYOA-sama> She steps out of the dim light of the living room and into the kitchen.
  798. [23:39] <!CYOA-sama> She's.... gorgeous.
  799. [23:39] <!CYOA-sama> You're staring, but you can't really stop.
  800. [23:39] <!CYOA-sama> Her lips curl into an awkward smile.
  801. [23:39] <!CYOA-sama> "U-um..."
  802. [23:40] <!CYOA-sama> "Sorry." You say as you finally force yourself to look away blushing.
  803. [23:40] <!CYOA-sama> "N-no... I like when you look at me.... it's not creepy or anything." She says as she waves her hands in front of her.
  804. [23:40] <!CYOA-sama> "It's more like.... how can I put this..."
  805. [23:41] <!CYOA-sama> "You're sweet." She says as she enters the kitchen and stands next to you at the counter.
  806. [23:42] <!CYOA-sama> "You look like a grizzly bear but you feel more like a teddy bear." She giggles.
  807. [23:42] <!CYOA-sama> You smile.
  808. [23:43] <!CYOA-sama> "S-so what do you want to eat?" You ask in a pointlessly loud voice trying to blow away the sudden tension.
  809. [23:43] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny blushes and looks down at her bare feet.
  810. [23:44] <!CYOA-sama> "A-anything is fine, I'll just be happy to not eat old burgers and stale fries."
  811. [23:44] <!CYOA-sama> [INTERMISSION]
  812. [23:44] <!CYOA-sama> There's an alert in warframe.
  813. [23:44] <!CYOA-sama> I'll be back in like 20 minutes.
  814. [23:44] <Brotius> we'll be around
  815. [23:57] <!CYOA-sama> [Intermission Out]
  816. [23:57] <!CYOA-sama> "Let's see...." you start digging around in the fridge.
  817. [23:58] <!CYOA-sama> You need something special to commemorate your first day as roomies.
  818. [23:58] <!CYOA-sama> "... You eat meat?" You say realizing the comment about burgers.
  819. [23:58] <!CYOA-sama> "I love meat." She says with a blush, both of you giggling at another dirty joke.
  820. [23:59] <!CYOA-sama> "THEN IT IS DECIDED!" you say as you pull out a pack of steak.
  821. [23:59] <!CYOA-sama> "You ever had homemade fries?" You ask.
  822. [00:00] <!CYOA-sama> She shakes her head as she stares wide eyed at the glorious meaty heavy you lay out on a tray for seasoning.
  823. [00:00] <!CYOA-sama> You season the steak and have Jenny retrieve potatoes from the pantry.
  824. [00:01] <!CYOA-sama> "You seem like a good cook..." Jenny says as she watches you expertly peel potatoes.
  825. [00:01] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm good with my hands and my sisters made me cook for them all the time, so you could say I'm good."
  826. [00:01] <!CYOA-sama> "That's very attractive." Jenny says with a slight blush.
  827. [00:02] <!CYOA-sama> "You think?" You ask with a nervous laugh.
  828. [00:02] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny nods earnestly.
  829. [00:03] <!CYOA-sama> "I can see why you're so popular." She smiles and nudges you in the side.
  830. [00:04] <!CYOA-sama> "You've heard rumors then?" You ask using your curiosity to hide your nervousness.
  831. [00:05] <!CYOA-sama> "Yes, quite a few actually."
  832. [00:05] <!CYOA-sama> "Really? Tell me." you say as you begin slicing the potatoes into strips.
  833. [00:05] <!CYOA-sama> "Nope. It's a secret." She says with a giglle.
  834. [00:06] <!CYOA-sama> "You're no fun." You say as you toss a raw strip of potato at her.
  835. [00:06] <!CYOA-sama> She catches it and places it back in the bowl with the others as she giggles.
  836. [00:07] <!CYOA-sama> The two of you continue to joke and make small talk as you season the fires and begin cooking the steak.
  837. [00:07] <!CYOA-sama> Once the food is cooked you make a plate for each of you and lay it on the table.
  838. [00:08] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny drools in an animated fashion and swallows hard as she looks at the plate.
  839. [00:09] <!CYOA-sama> "What are you waiting for?" You ask as you sit down across from her and start digging in.
  840. [00:09] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny quickly begins devouring her food.
  841. [00:10] <!CYOA-sama> As she takes the first bite of steak you're startled when she starts crying.
  842. [00:10] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what? What's wrong?!" you ask as you hop out of your chair in a panic.
  843. [00:10] <!CYOA-sama> "It's so tasty!" She shouts as she finishes chewing and swallows.
  844. [00:11] <!CYOA-sama> You pat her head gently and she clings to you.
  845. [00:11] <!CYOA-sama> After a few minutes of crying she pulls away and wipes her tears on her baggy shirt and continues eating.
  846. [00:11] <!CYOA-sama> "You've.... really turned today into a roller coaster you know?" You say as the two of you eat.
  847. [00:12] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm sorry.... I'm just so happy and I never would have believed someone would go so far to help me for nothing in return." She says with a sniffle.
  848. [00:13] <!CYOA-sama> "It's okay, you're cute smile is enough payment for me. Now you can concentrate on your schooling and quit those crappy jobs."
  849. [00:14] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny drops her fork.
  850. [00:14] <!CYOA-sama> "E-eh? B-but how will I pay my share of the rent?"
  851. [00:15] <!CYOA-sama> "Don't worry about it, you can pay me back in 20 years when I'm a washed up hasbeen of a boxer."
  852. [00:15] <!CYOA-sama> You laugh but Jenny doesn't.
  853. [00:16] <!CYOA-sama> ".... You think we'll still be together then?" she says as she twirls her thumbs.
  854. [00:17] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what do you mean? We're friends. I have money now so I can take care of you, later when you have money you take care of me, and when we both have money we take care of each other. It's simple."
  855. [00:17] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny stares across at you as if you've said something profound.
  856. [00:17] <!CYOA-sama> "W-what?...."
  857. [00:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Nothing." she says as she closes her eyes and sighs.
  858. [00:18] <!CYOA-sama> "It's official though. You're the sweetest man on the planet."
  859. [00:18] <!CYOA-sama> "Haha... hardly." you say as you rub your head.
  860. [00:19] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm just too stupid to worry about complicated stuff like debts and loans and stuff."
  861. [00:19] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny looks at you with a warm smile.
  862. [00:20] <!CYOA-sama> "You're probably the best thing to ever happen to me you know...."
  863. [00:20] <!CYOA-sama> "That's...."
  864. [00:20] <!CYOA-sama> "Do you want to just be friends?...." She says as she stabs her fork into her steak.
  865. [00:21] <!CYOA-sama> "I don't mind if that's the case, but I might be falling in love with you." The small elf blushes.
  866. [00:21] <!CYOA-sama> You are COMPLETELY speechless.
  867. [00:22] <!CYOA-sama> "S-sorry, forget I said anything. I'm way too direct about things like that." Jenny says with a soft smile.
  868. [00:23] <!CYOA-sama> "I... don't really know what to say...."
  869. [00:23] <!CYOA-sama> "....." Jenny looks like you just pulled a gun on her.
  870. [00:23] <!CYOA-sama> "I see... I've probably made a big mistake, huh?"
  871. [00:24] <!CYOA-sama> She starts to well up.
  872. [00:24] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm so stupid.... you're going to kick me out now because I made everything awkward...."
  873. [00:25] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Don't be stupid, who would kick a cute girl out for saying you're special to her?
  874. [00:25] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] You're... pretty great. I might fall in love with you too if you stick around.
  875. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] Yeah.... it is pretty awkward now, huh?
  876. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] We could just... you know. Date.
  877. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> Choose
  878. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  879. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  880. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  881. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  882. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  883. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> CRITICAL CHOICE
  884. [00:26] <!CYOA-sama> Obviously.
  885. [00:26] <Brotius> Well shit...
  886. [00:27] <!CYOA-sama> Since the wording may not be clear
  887. [00:27] <!CYOA-sama> >It's great that you like me but you should sleep on it a while and make sure you're not just going all damsel in distress
  888. [00:27] <!CYOA-sama> >We could have something here but lets take it slow.
  889. [00:28] <!CYOA-sama> >I like you to. Let's do stuff to each other.
  890. [00:28] <!CYOA-sama> ^That was 4
  891. [00:28] <!CYOA-sama> 3 is the "jerk move"
  892. [00:28] <!CYOA-sama> You won't just throw her out on the street though.
  893. [00:28] <!CYOA-sama> Tyson's not that kinda guy.
  894. [00:28] <Brotius> Indeed
  895. [00:30] <Imouto> [ ] Don't be stupid, who would kick a cute girl out for saying you're special to her?
  896. [00:32] <Brotius> [x] Don't be stupid, who would kick a cute girl out for saying you're special to her?
  897. [00:36] <!CYOA-sama> I'm just going to assume everyone is AFK.
  898. [00:36] <!CYOA-sama> That's probably the most in character option anyway.
  899. [00:36] <!CYOA-sama> "Nah, I'm not going to kick you out."
  900. [00:37] <!CYOA-sama> "I think you're really cute and I don't think it'd be impossible for there to be something between us, but I think you might just be over reacting to a random act of kindness."
  901. [00:38] <!CYOA-sama> "I'm not dumb enough to friendzone such a sweetheart but let's just take it slow and let you get to know me a little better. You might find I'm not as great as you think."
  902. [00:38] <!CYOA-sama> You sigh heavily and bang your head on the table.
  903. [00:38] <!CYOA-sama> "... Thank you for understanding." She says as she grabs her chest.
  904. [00:38] <!CYOA-sama> "Though you're just making me like you more."
  905. [00:38] <!CYOA-sama> She giggles.
  906. [00:39] <!CYOA-sama> You laugh a bit to yourself as well.
  907. [00:39] <!CYOA-sama> "I'd still like to repay you for everything..... physically... but that's probably out of the question huh?" She asks as she slinks into her chair and her cheeks turn red.
  908. [00:40] <!CYOA-sama> You look up at her.
  909. [00:40] <!CYOA-sama> "I.... don't know, I've already shot down one girl for trying to get in my pants too quickly."
  910. [00:40] <!CYOA-sama> "Ashlin... I know."
  911. [00:40] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny frowns.
  912. [00:41] <!CYOA-sama> "It's alright to turn me down, I won't cry." She says.
  913. [00:42] <!CYOA-sama> "It's only fair after all, but to be honest I would have offered even if I didn't genuinely like you or even if you did totally friendzone me."
  914. [00:42] <!CYOA-sama> "Not really out of obligation or anything, I'd just like to have sex.... by choice." She says as she fidgets.
  915. [00:43] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I'd split you in half like a cedar treee you know....
  916. [00:43] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I can't really say no to that can I...
  917. [00:43] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I want to.... I really do... but let's wait a while first.
  918. [00:45] <!CYOA-sama> [ ] I appreciate it but I'll have to pass.
  919. [00:45] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  920. [00:45] <@CEB> [X] I want to.... I really do... but let's wait a while first.
  921. [00:45] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  922. [00:45] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  923. [00:45] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  924. [00:45] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  925. [00:45] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  926. [00:45] <@CEB> (back, was afk, went to mickeyd's
  927. [00:45] <@CEB> )
  928. [00:45] <Imouto> [ ] I'd split you in half like a cedar treee you know....
  929. [00:46] <Brotius> [x] I'd split you in half like a cedar treee you know.... (might as well let her know what she's in for)
  930. [00:47] <!CYOA-sama> "You know.... I don't think you'd be so eager if you knew abou-" "Oh I know, I told you I've heard rumors." Jenny says with a smile.
  931. [00:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Elves are... resilient." She says as she looks away with a blush.
  932. [00:48] <!CYOA-sama> "Now give me a real answer... please."
  933. [00:48] <!CYOA-sama> REVOTE
  934. [00:48] <!CYOA-sama> First option is off.
  935. [00:49] <!CYOA-sama> Choose.
  936. [00:49] <Brotius> Hmm...
  937. [00:49] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  938. [00:49] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  939. [00:49] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  940. [00:49] <!CYOA-sama> CEB Brotius Brutus HyakkoF Imouto and Taco_Hell
  941. [00:49] <@CEB> [X] I want to.... I really do... but let's wait a while first.
  942. [00:51] <Brotius> [x] I can't really say no to that can I...
  943. [00:55] <Imouto> I want to.... I really do... but let's wait a while first.
  944. [00:56] <!CYOA-sama> "You have no idea how much I want to say yes.... but-" "It's okay." Jenny says as she stands up.
  945. [00:56] <!CYOA-sama> "I will wait." She walks over to you and kisses you on the forehead.
  946. [00:57] <!CYOA-sama> She looks into your eyes as she places one of her thin pale hands on either side of your face.
  947. [00:58] <!CYOA-sama> "If there ever comes a time when you need release or you feel you're ready to lay with me, I will eagerly do my best to please you."
  948. [00:58] <!CYOA-sama> "Not out of obligation or fear, but out of the pure feelings of love and gratitude I have for you."
  949. [00:58] <!CYOA-sama> "And it will be wonderful, for both of us."
  950. [00:59] <!CYOA-sama> Jenny wraps her arms around you and hugs you tight.
  951. [01:00] <!CYOA-sama> "I.... need to go to bed." She says as she lets go.
  952. [01:01] <!CYOA-sama> "There are blankets in the closet." You say, too drained to even be embarrassed anymore as you process what she just said to you.
  953. [01:01] <!CYOA-sama> You can't help but notice her subtle curves beneather her baggy clothing as Jenny curls up on the couch.
  954. [01:02] <!CYOA-sama> For the first time you see her less like a scared little girl and more like a woman.
  955. [01:02] <!CYOA-sama> And since you're an idiot you're not sure how to deal with it.
  956. [01:02] <!CYOA-sama> So you drag your big ass to bed and curl up as well.
  957. [01:03] <!CYOA-sama> The most distant of fears in the back of your head is present as you fall asleep.
  958. [01:03] <!CYOA-sama> "Did I just miss a big chance?"
  959. [01:03] <!CYOA-sama> But then the soft voice of that delicate elven woman rings in your head like a gentle bell.
  960. [01:03] <!CYOA-sama> "I will wait."
  961. [01:04] <!CYOA-sama> And you know she'll still be there when you wake up tomorrow, and the day after that, and every day after that.
  962. [01:04] <!CYOA-sama> And that thought makes you smile as you drift to sleep, unable to hear the soft moaning coming from the toher room.
  963. [01:04] <!CYOA-sama> other*
  964. [01:04] <!CYOA-sama> [Day 2 End]
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