we'll always be fraudulents

4:31 GleamingAmethyst let's start right after they entered
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((they're in battle))
((it's after they got sent into battle))
4:31 AbyssalFate ((ok))
4:31 GleamingAmethyst *Dusty has a level 12 and 3 level 5s*
*Yoshi and Berry have a level 12 *
Berry: Ew, we're together now.
4:32 AbyssalFate Yoshi: This is easy, we just need to work together.
4:32 GleamingAmethyst Dusty: I'll be there soon!
*Dusty fights in the background*
Berry: I'm not listening to you.  You're a fraudulent.
4:33 AbyssalFate Yoshi: No, you are!
4:33 GleamingAmethyst Berry: No, you are!
4:34 AbyssalFate Yoshi: No, you!
4:34 GleamingAmethyst Berry: No, you!
4:34 AbyssalFate Yoshi: No, you!
4:34 GleamingAmethyst *the hollywood uses power trip*
Berry: SEE! YOU CAUSED US TO GET HURT!
4:34 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You did!
Yoshi: You started it!
4:34 GleamingAmethyst Berry: You did!
Berry: You started it!
4:35 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Just-- we need to work together!
4:35 GleamingAmethyst Berry: Do whatever. *she throws a cake at the hollywood and it dodges*
Berry: YOU CAUSED IT TO DODGE!
4:35 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You did!
Yoshi: Gah!
4:36 GleamingAmethyst *the hollywood uses the fake teeth glimmer on Berry but she dodges*
4:36 AbyssalFate ((dazzle dazzle kills my FPS))
4:36 GleamingAmethyst ((razzle dazzle))
4:37 AbyssalFate ((Autocorrect))
4:37 GleamingAmethyst Berry: You're gonna get us killed!
Dusty: Can you two try to cooperate?!
4:37 AbyssalFate Yoshi: We just need to kill this cog!
4:37 GleamingAmethyst Berry: Yoshi, listen. Storm with me.
*she uses storm cloud*
4:38 AbyssalFate ((uh))
((is this the alternate timeline))
4:38 GleamingAmethyst ((LOL))
((no))
((Berry's just an  asshole ))
4:38 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I don't have it!
4:38 GleamingAmethyst Berry: See, your fraudulentness is gonna get us killed!
*Hollywood uses razzle dazzle on Yoshi*
Berry: HE'S ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A FRAUDULENT!
4:39 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Toon-up me!
4:39 GleamingAmethyst Berry: I DON'T HAVE IT!
4:40 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Gah! You're useless!
4:40 GleamingAmethyst Berry: YOU CREAM PIE AND I'LL CAKE IT!
*she uses cake*
4:40 AbyssalFate *he uses pie*
((Brb two seconds))
((K))
4:43 GleamingAmethyst ((k))
*hollywood dies*
*2 level 4s and 2 level 7s come*
4:44 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I'll magnet!
4:44 GleamingAmethyst Berry: Storm the left seven!  I got the right seven!
((he just sad before))
((that he didn't have storm))
4:45 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I don't have storm!
4:45 GleamingAmethyst *Berry storms the right seven*
4:46 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Berry, I told you before!
4:47 GleamingAmethyst Berry: See, you're a fraudulent!
(("Where did I get such idiot friends?" -Dusty))
*the 7 Berry got dies*
4:49 AbyssalFate ((I JUST REALIZED THE SU REFERENCE))
4:49 GleamingAmethyst (("Lapis, listen.  Fuse with me!"))
*the cogs attack Berry but she dodges*
Berry: They don't wanna get you because you smell too bad.
4:50 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I'll magnet!
4:50 GleamingAmethyst Berry: okay.
*a level 10 comes in*
*Berry storms the 7*
4:51 AbyssalFate *Yoshi uses magnet*
4:52 GleamingAmethyst *it misses because that's what lure always does in VPs :')*
Berry: YOU SMELLED TOO BAD AND YOU'RE A FRAUDULENT SO THAT'S WHY IT DIDN'T WORK!
*the 7 dies and the remaining cogs attack Yoshi and Berry*
4:52 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Oh my gosh! You messed up!
4:53 GleamingAmethyst Berry: You did!
Berry: You should've used geyser!
(("I DON'T HAVE A  FUCKING  GEYSER"))
4:54 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I still have wedding if we need it.
4:54 GleamingAmethyst Berry: Ok.
*a level 12 comes in*
Berry: USE YOUR HYPNO GOGGLES!
4:56 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I don't have them!
4:57 GleamingAmethyst Berry: FRAUDULENT!
4:57 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You're supposed to say, "we're gonna do it together and it's gonna be great!".
4:57 GleamingAmethyst Berry: LIAR!
((you thought that kindergarten kids were bad with their fighting))
((lolno))
4:58 AbyssalFate ((Lol))
4:59 GleamingAmethyst Berry: YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED!
*the cogs all attack Berry and Yoshi, and they somehow have 0.1 laff and get transported to a cage*
Berry: ...Wat.
4:59 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Excuse me?
5:00 GleamingAmethyst VP: HAHA! THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WTH OUR BUSINESS!
5:00 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Didn't expect that.
5:01 GleamingAmethyst *Dusty looks behind him to see Berry and Yoshi in a cage*
Dusty: Are you okay?!
Berry: Yes, we're dancing in flowers right now, eating chocolate.
5:02 AbyssalFate Yoshi: LIAR!
5:02 GleamingAmethyst *the cogs all attack Dusty, he gets to 0.1 laff somehow, and sent to the cage*
Berry: Wow.  It's cramped in here.
5:03 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Jokes on them, I packed toon-up!
5:03 GleamingAmethyst ((what if they also took gags and  shit ))
5:03 AbyssalFate ((Then that would be smart))
5:04 GleamingAmethyst *Berry reaches into her pocket*
Berry: ...It's gone.  My gags are gone.
5:05 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You're a fraud.
5:05 GleamingAmethyst Berry: No, you.
Berry: Wait a second.  We have to commit suicide and then we'll land at the playground.
5:06 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Logic.
5:07 GleamingAmethyst Dusty: Should we try to escape?
VP: I can hear you, fools!
5:07 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I've formally introduced myself.
Yoshi: Hi, I'm Yoshi the cat, and I'm against widespread capitalism.
5:08 GleamingAmethyst Berry: I'm Berry.  I think you're Yoshi's boyfriend, and that's why you spared us.
VP: I would never be a TOON'S boyfriend!
5:10 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You have gender identification?!
Yoshi: Dang.
5:10 GleamingAmethyst Berry: So that's why you stared at him, so interested, when you thought he was a cog?
VP: NO!
5:11 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Tell us why we haven't went sad and went back to our playground.
5:11 GleamingAmethyst VP: You see, us cogs have been working on something, called DIP.
Dusty: Like dorito dip?
VP: NO!
VP: It's very harmful to toons, and can destroy them.
VP: It's somewhat harmful to cogs, but we got experts.
VP: And you're our first test subjects!  Less than one laff will surely kill you!
Berry: How do you know it'll kill us, then?
5:13 AbyssalFate Yoshi: So you hate us the most?
5:14 GleamingAmethyst VP: Because it harmed cogs!
Berry: Cakes and pies harm cogs.
Berry: They don't harm toons.
Berry: Your logic is invalid.
VP: Well, we tested it on fish, and they got hurt!
5:16 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Wait, I know a better test subject. One named Carla.
5:16 GleamingAmethyst Berry: Agreed.
5:18 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Trust me. You'll get better results.
5:20 GleamingAmethyst Dusty: Can you let us free? You can test it on  Loopy Bart Cuddlemasher  instead!
((LOL))
((LMFAO))
5:21 AbyssalFate ((LOL))
5:21 GleamingAmethyst VP: Never!  HAHAHAHA!
5:22 AbyssalFate Yoshi: *gasp* Is that the CEO behind you?
5:23 GleamingAmethyst VP: Where?! *he looks behind himself*
VP: He isn't there.
5:23 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I tricked you!
Yoshi: You know what the rules are.
Yoshi: If you get tricked, you have to release your hostages.
5:24 GleamingAmethyst VP: No.
Berry: BDSM? Kinkshaming.
5:26 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You're not following the rules, cheater.
5:26 GleamingAmethyst VP: I don't care.
5:27 AbyssalFate Yoshi: How are your cog friends gonna trust you in the future?
5:27 GleamingAmethyst VP: You see, I don't play it fair for TOONS.
VP: TAKE THEM TO THE TESTING ROOM!
Berry: I ain't a test rat or test monkey.
5:28 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You smell bad!
5:28 GleamingAmethyst Berry: I think Yoshi is a test rat, or he might just be a rat.  I dunno.
5:30 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Cat!
5:32 GleamingAmethyst Berry: Cat, rat, whatever.
5:33 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Man.
Yoshi: *yawn* I'm tired.
Yoshi: Can I take a nap before I die?
5:40 GleamingAmethyst VP: No.
5:40 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Please?! I'm really tired.
5:41 GleamingAmethyst VP: Noh, I revuze.
5:42 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Please?
5:42 GleamingAmethyst VP: No.
5:43 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Fine.
Yoshi: *yawn*
*Yoshi falls asleep*
5:44 GleamingAmethyst VP: MAKE THE CAT DIE FIRST!
*the cage gets dragged on this conveyor to a testing room*
5:45 AbyssalFate ((Lol))
((well my only character is asleep))
5:47 GleamingAmethyst ((gg))
*the cage is right above a sickly green liquid*
Berry: ...YOSHI, THEY WEREN'T KIDDING, GET UP.
5:48 AbyssalFate *Yoshi wakes up*
Yoshi: Wha?
5:49 GleamingAmethyst Berry: WE'RE RIGHT ABOVE THIS LIQUID.
5:50 AbyssalFate Yoshi: OH, THEY WEREN'T KIDDING!
5:51 GleamingAmethyst *Name Dropper walks over*
Name Dropper: *looks at papers* Lowering test subjects.
Berry: So, wait, we're all getting dumped in at the same time? Why?
5:53 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Wait! I have valuable business information! If I die I won't tell any of you!
5:53 GleamingAmethyst Name Dropper: I would not ever trust a toon.
5:53 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Fine, don't market successfully.
5:55 GleamingAmethyst Dusty: Well, we have 100 laff friends!  Besides me! If they discover we're dead, they'll get you!
5:56 AbyssalFate Yoshi: I just realized.
Yoshi: They're actually being dumb trying to kill us, instead of using us for a use.
((TRU))
5:59 GleamingAmethyst ((gg))
Name Dropper: If this works, we can use DIP against them.
5:59 AbyssalFate Yoshi: But you're wasting numbers!
6:00 GleamingAmethyst Name Dropper: What do you mean by that?
6:01 AbyssalFate Yoshi: If you used captured toons for something more than killing them, you'd be better off!
6:02 GleamingAmethyst Name Dropper: Hmm... Alright.  I will choose two of you to die, and one to live.
Berry: I vote myself to live.
6:03 AbyssalFate Yoshi: You're still wasting 66% of toons then.
Yoshi: 100% efficiency and you'll be good.
6:04 GleamingAmethyst Name Dropper: One will be tested on with the DIP.
VP: *from main room* THE BLUE CAT!!
6:04 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Of course.
6:05 GleamingAmethyst Berry: THE VP WILL MISS HIS LOVE.  CHOOSE DUSTY.
VP: I DON'T LOVE HIM!
Berry: MAKE HIM INTO A COG, AND THEN YOU'LL LOVE HIM AND HAVE COG CHILDREN TOGETHER!
6:06 AbyssalFate ((LOL))
Yoshi: I don't wanna be a cog.
6:08 GleamingAmethyst Dusty: I don't think either of them want to be married and have cog children.
6:10 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Agreed.
6:13 GleamingAmethyst Berry: I bet they'd love to have children together.
6:13 AbyssalFate Yoshi: No.
6:16 GleamingAmethyst Dusty: ...Now, I know I'm not supposed to be sacrificing others, but for your own sanity I recommend sacrificing Berry.
Berry: Aw, how sweet of Dusty, wanting to be with his boyfriends~
6:18 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Berry, stop.
6:19 GleamingAmethyst Berry: TSUNDERE!
Name Dropper: It seems it would be good for everyone's sanity to sacrifice the dog.
6:32 AbyssalFate Yoshi: Agreed.