Farming Sims are Serious Business

* adeptturnipGardener began visiting charitableCalyptra's farm!
adeptturnipGardener
yo
so 1 saw ur post 1n the forum.
and 1 see wut ur problem 1s.
charitableCalyptra
oh,  ·•°ღ°•· hello!  ·•°ღ°•· i wasn't expecting visitors. have a turnip!
* charitableCalyptra gifts adeptturnipGardener one turnip.
adeptturnipGardener
aw hella.
wa1+ 1s th1s ur current turn1p stock?
charitableCalyptra
mmhm! i just picked that yesterday after using some grubilizer.
adeptturnipGardener
lol k 1 th1nk 1 get the p1cture here.
ur new, r1ght?
here:
* adeptturnipGardener gifts charitableCalyptra five star turnip seeds.
adeptturnipGardener
put that 1n ur so1l and plant 1+.
charitableCalyptra
oh  ·•°ღ°•· wow!  ·•°ღ°•·  thank you, that's very generous!
adeptturnipGardener
nah 1 am up to my g1lls 1n these seeds, srsly.
anyway bam, ur 1ncome 4 ur f1rst year just doubled.
charitableCalyptra
oh, well, that's okay then. still, i think you might have gotten the wrong idea! i know my farm isn't that advanced, but i've actually been playing for quite a few perigees!
adeptturnipGardener
a few.. woooow.
and ur JUST gett1n to geog1os story now?
charitableCalyptra
well, um...
yes?
adeptturnipGardener
oh yea, speak1ng of h1m.
ur not gonna get anyth1ng red outta h1m.
thats ur problem 1n a nutshell.
adeptturnipGardener
mar1an 1s canon1cally h1s mo1ra1l and he wont shut up about h1s m4t3spr1t that he totes has 1m sure.
charitableCalyptra
oh  ·•°ღ°•·  no,  ·•°ღ°•·  really? that's too bad. i  ·•°ღ°•· really ·•°ღ°•· thought he'd make a wonderful in game matesprit, especially since he reminds me so much of my actual matesprit!
they're both so  ·•°ღ°•· poetic!  ·•°ღ°•·
adeptturnipGardener
yeesh 1f 1 ever have a matespr1t that flowery and sh1t, just cull me.
the only reason 2 get geog1os stuff 1s to get h1m to flush black.
that 1 would totes adv1se, dude's h1lar1ous to r1le up.
charitableCalyptra
hee hee, and what's wrong with  ·•°ღ°•· flowers?  ·•°ღ°•·  geogio is sweet, though, i'm not sure i would want to upset him.
adeptturnipGardener
trust me, u do.
1ts funny.
1 found the qu1ckest way 1s to f1ll h1s ma1lbox w1t weeds and rocks.
charitableCalyptra
oh, ha ha, yes, i'm sure he'd  ·•°ღ°•· hate ·•°ღ°•· that! so unbeautiful.
adeptturnipGardener
fucker actually fa1nts the f1rst +1me.
made 1+ worth the setback on my house upgrades.
charitableCalyptra
oh, then maybe i won't consider it. after all, i don't want to get on miriam's bad side...
i was considering elisse for a kismesis honestly.
adeptturnipGardener
ehhhh shes ok 1f ur 1nto that.
wut a fuck1ng stereotype tho.
adeptturnipGardener
oooo look1+ meee 1mma r1ch b1tch l1+tle v1olet
adeptturnipGardener
let me waste ur +ime by compla1n1ng about a1r be1ng 2 dry all the +1me and refus1ng to actually do anyth1n!
charitableCalyptra
i hadn't thought about it like that. i just didn't like how  ·•°ღ°•· rude ·•°ღ°•· she is to your character at the beginning of the game.
adeptturnipGardener
well duh.
thats the trope.
she a1nt easy to court black e1ther.
up ur game cc, or shes gonna wreck ur sh1t.
adeptturnipGardener
tho 1 mean, lets be honest here.
charitableCalyptra
urgh, she's already beaten me at  ·•°ღ°•· every festival  ·•°ღ°•· i'm sure you're right... maybe she's just out of my league...
but that's what makes her so  ·•°ღ°•· infuriating!  ·•°ღ°•·
adeptturnipGardener
ur 2 or 3 per1gees 1n w1thout any f1ve star crops.
shes gonna p1+y u at th1s rate.
charitableCalyptra
well if it'll make her less  ·•°ღ°•· rude!  ·•°ღ°•·
still... if she did pity me, i'd want it to be because we were equals.
adeptturnipGardener
el1sse 1s good 4 a challenge run.
nah.
shes got 1 th1ng go1ng 4 her: she respects sumbody that can beat her ass as a r1val.
and that means gems, dude.
make 1+fuck1ng ra1n.
charitableCalyptra
·•°ღ°•· bluhhhh.  ·•°ღ°•· i suppose... if it would really mess with her, i can start playing more seriously. it  ·•°ღ°•· would  ·•°ღ°•· be nice to knock her off her high hoofbeast a little.
adeptturnipGardener
fuck yea.
charitableCalyptra
i will take what you've suggested into consideration!
adeptturnipGardener
just gr1nd at the m1ne da1ly.
wh1le ur l1sten1ng 2 my master adv1ce, stop talk1ng to geog1o.
b4 1+s 2 late.
charitableCalyptra
why? even if he already has a matesprit, that doesn't mean we can't be friends.
adeptturnipGardener
...why?
you can tr1p and fall 1nto a k1smet w1+ the dude.
ur already halfway there.
u can undo 1+, but thats was+1ng resources.
eas1er 2 just avo1d h1m 4 a wh1le.
charitableCalyptra
no i'm not! geogio and i have a ·•°ღ°•· very ·•°ღ°•· strong relationship! we like the same things; flowers, integrity, natural beauty.
i haven't provoked him with weeds like you have. he likes me.
adeptturnipGardener
lol sure.
k, keep wast1ng +1me on h1m.
charitableCalyptra
i will! not every friendship in the game has to be about ·•°ღ°•· wasting or gaining resources. ·•°ღ°•· haven't you ever chosen to pursue a relationship with one of the characters just because you enjoy their company?
adeptturnipGardener
when he acc1dentally fl1ps black, h1+ me up and 1ll tell u how to break off a quadrant.
...
well.
1 word. raeger.
best matespr1t 4 l1fe.
charitableCalyptra
hee hee, well, he  ·•°ღ°•· is  ·•°ღ°•· very cute. and i can see why you might pity him. i don't think firitz is  ·•°ღ°•· ever  ·•°ღ°•· going to notice raeger is black for him!
adeptturnipGardener
wut.
no.
nononono.
u got 1+ backward.
f1r1tz 1s jelly as fuck, and raeger 1s 2 awesome 2 care.
charitableCalyptra
then why is raeger always going out of his way to put firitz down or exclude him, hmm? it's subtle but it's ·•°ღ°•· classic black flirtation!  ·•°ღ°•· and firitz just smiles and tells raeger he's a good friend!
adeptturnipGardener
lemme guess.
ur mak1n a red pass at the noob farmer.
charitableCalyptra
um, well, not  ·•°ღ°•· red  ·•°ღ°•· exactly... anyway, now that i know geogio isn't a matesprit potentiality, i might pursue licris or kaamm instead though. kaamm is sweet and sensitive, and licris is graceful, and so smart!
adeptturnipGardener
look dude do whoever u want 2 do, just p1ck a quadrant and s+1ck 2 1+.
charitableCalyptra
of course! i wouldn't fool around with their bloodpushers that way. or, well, their bloodpusher relationship mechanics.
adeptturnipGardener
1+s just a game u no.
they dont feel.
or actually swoon or anyth1ng.
just g1ve somebody the sh1t they love/hate 1n the largest amnt u can afford and gr1nd more.
charitableCalyptra
that just seems so sad though. even when we know it's fake, i think that make believing, even for a short while, that it's less fake than it actually is... well, it doesn't  ·•°ღ°•· fix  ·•°ღ°•· anything, but doesn't it make you feel less lonely?
adeptturnipGardener
nah.
makes me feel.. 1 dunno. powerful.
charitableCalyptra
·•°ღ°•· that's what i said. ·•°ღ°•·
adeptturnipGardener
p sure 1+s not.
charitableCalyptra
well, where do you think we get our strength from, if not each other?
adeptturnipGardener
u got ur stats m1xed up.
charitableCalyptra
·•°ღ°•· if you say so~  ·•°ღ°•·  anyway, thank you for answering my question about geogio. i guess i'll have to change my plans, and  ·•°ღ°•· go wherever my heart leads me next.  ·•°ღ°•·
adeptturnipGardener
ur talk1n STR when wut u want 1s CHA.
but sure.
no sk1n off my horns.
charitableCalyptra
still, it's appreciated. feel free to stop by my farm whenever you'd like!
adeptturnipGardener
yea sure.
later.
* adeptturnipGardener has left the farm!
charitableCalyptra
·•°ღ°•· goodbye!  ·•°ღ°•·
oh, they're gone.
okay, next time, then!