Spin the bottle 5: Shenanigans Strikes Again(Clop) (Edited)

>A few hours have passed with you and Rainbow sticking to the bar like cubans in their life rafts when coming to america
>You've not really imbibed in any drinks; Rainbow's rape is still fresh in your mind.
>You're not looking to face her in fear of seeing that 1000 yard stare and creepy smile.
>She's not looking up to face you either.
>She's feeling guilty for what she's done, even though it wasn't her fault for what had occurred an hour prior to this.
>A few times she opens her mouth to try to make conversation, but she stops herself short.
>All those times she's swooped out of nowhere to save you from something mentally scarring and in turn she makes you go through it herself.
>The irony is so thick you can cut it like a knife though delicious cake.
>Vinyl's taken notice of your lack of dancing.
>Using her unicorn magic she has her stand keep up with the beat while she teleports down to the two of you at the bar
>"Hey! I'm pullin beats outta my flank up there and the two of you are here moping?! What gives?"
>The two of you give her a silent stare
>"....that doesn't really tell me anything, SPECIFICS. Is there anything the number one DJ in Equestria can help to make it all better?"
"Can ya go back in time two hours?"
>"Well no-"
"Can you possibly locate Fluttershy? I've not seen her since...well the incident."
>Using her magic Vinyl gets one of the colored lights on the celling to point right to her.
>Fluttershy is spotted!
>When spotted she squeaks and makes her way out of the dance club.
>She really doesn't want to tangle with magic.
>You can't even sport a 'fuck yeah' for this accomplishment.

>"Well? Does that help?"
"It does...thank you."
>You give her a half assed smile.
>Vinyl snorts in frustration.
>"Come on man, you're killing my mood. That really REALLY isn't cool! What happened in the whopping three hours I've been gone? Did ya get raped by a 12 inch stallion cock Anon?"
>You scratch the back of your head and tell her no.
>"Did Raikov teach you how to dance with Sasha?"
>You shake your head no.
>Suddenly Vinyl gets on her hind legs and puts her forehooves on your waist
>"Did you drink his Vodka?"
"Well...."
>"DID YOU DRINK HIS VODKA!? I'm serious!"
"Yeah...but he let me."
>Vinyl breathes a sigh of relief
>"Not even Celestia can stand up to a p0ny whose Vodka has been stolen...."
"Listen, we'll talk later okay?"
>Vinyl shakes her head.
>"If you don't tell me what's wrong I'll stop the music completely. You do NOT want that."
>Vinyl takes off her goggles and gives you a look of determination
>Oh fuck she's serious, and by the way the crowd is enjoying this you do not want to fuck this up for them.
>Wow, she's only known ya for a day yet she's going to a great length to....well 'help'
>You open your mouth to speak when suddenly
>"I RAPED HIM OKAY?"
>Yeah, Rainbow said it for you cause you're a pussy it seems.
>Vinyl raises an eyebrow and laughs
>"Wait....but aren't you two an item? I didn't think that was possible for you two."
"Neither did I....until I saw the complete uninhibited side of Rainbow here...."
>"Do...do what?"
>"Here let me explain."
>You go into vivid detail of your time in the VIP section, well as far as you can remember from before being drugged until you realized Rainbow was on top of you.

>Vinyl, still standing on two hooves, is in a thinking pose with a forehoof under her chin as if in deep thought.
>"Well Anon, I think you just need to stop being such a pussy."
>Eye twitch
>I wonder if she'll notice if I clocked her one good time in the jaw...
"Little...inconsiderate don't you think?"
>Even Rainbow is a little shocked at Vinyl's comment
>"The way I see it Anon, she likes you a lot, you like her a lot, the two of you got freaky with some crazy zebra rape juice, the end."
>Well shit that does kinda....broadly hit the nail on the head.
>It really wasn't Rainbow's fault, but that image of her is burned in to your mind. You can forgive, but you will never forget.
>You're about to face Rainbow when you see she's turned her gaze away from you again.

"Rainbow?"
>"....Yeah?"
>She doesn't look up at you.
>You pick her chin up and tilt it to have her face you.
"I forgive you."
>She shakes her head in disbelief
>"What?"
"I said I for-"
>She hurriedly presses her lips against yours.
>Your return her kiss with equal ferocity.
>Though tongues never meet the passionate feeling is still there.
>Well shit she probably felt worse than she let on.
>When the two of you break the kiss you kinda let her down a bit.
"But no sex tonight.....you kinda killed it for me a little."
>Rainbow's face makes it look like you've just told her the Wonderbolts died in a tragic flying accident.
>She closes her eyes and shuts her jaw and nods in understanding.
>Yeah who knew rape could kill the mood for a good olruttin?
>Vinyl opens her mouth to speak
"That goes for you too."
>"...buck."
>She gives you a disappointed look before teleporting back to the DJ stand.
>Her new song begins to play after this one ends.
>You get your depressed ass up and get into music.
>You actually start to feel better as the music goes on.
>Rainbow decides against it however, as her being distracted is what got you into that mess in the first place.
>"Applejack Daniels please."
>Bartender takes out a bottle and pours a cup
>"L...leave the bottle."
>Bartender nods and does so.

>You have to admit Vinyl's music really gets you going.
>You almost forget all about your unfortunate experience as you're enraptured by her beats.
>You're entire body is experiencing the beat of the music and you love it.
>The colors, the people, the atmosphere, you're getting lost in this combination.
>A slave to your own desire to dance like a crazy fuck.
>You love it.
>Eventually your body says no more. You head back to your bar stool and take a load off.
>The bartender comes up to you.
>"Hey buddy want a drink?"
>....your thoughts before passing out from the chloroform were this fucker pocketing bribe bits
>Oh.Hell.NO
>You reach out and grab his shirt collar and pull him up to you.
>"Oh...oh shit..."
"You...piece of p0ny shit I outta tear your damn head off!"
>You pull him over the bar
>Rainbow's eyes open wide
>"Whoa Anon stop man! You're gonna get thrown out!"
>You look to Rainbow, then back to the terrified bartender
"He's the one who got Applejack and Fluttershy in here…he also played along with Applejack when she was pretending to be drunk....fucker lured me into a false sense of security."
>You turn back to him and raise your fist to strike down this earth pony in holy vengeance

>You clock the earth pony bartender one good time in the jaw.
>Earth pones are pretty durable
>So you clock him again
>And again
>And guess what, you hit him a third time.
>You're about to go in for a forth
>Until a bouncer brings a hoof to your face
>The blow knocks you to the floor
>You quickly leap back to your feet
>After a moment of grappling the bartender you throw him over your shoulder and onto the bar
>Like a classic scene from a movie you can't remember the name of you slide his sorry flank across the bar and into the floor.
>Another bouncer comes in from behind and tackles you.
>Okay, this is seriously starting to piss you off
>You're able to position yourself onto your back and kick the 2nd bouncer off of you, knocking him into the crowd.
>Crowd then carries him back to you.
>You're already on your feet, a stool in your hands.
>The first bouncer and bartender are already on their feet.
>Holy fuck dance club beat down.
>You see your targets: 4 bouncers and one bartender
>An even fight.
> First bouncer comes in, aiming to get you from behind
>A roundhouse specified for his height knocks him on his ass, stopping him
>The other three are coming at you bro!
>The first one that makes it to you ends up in your arms as your new bat.
>You sling him into the other two and like bowling pins they go down.
>You v.s Bartender
>More bouncers show up
>God damn how many bouncers does this club have?
>Another three come out of nowhere
>The ones you've dealt with stand again.
>Rainbows watching this fight ensue with a hanging jaw of disbelief.

>You're surprised the music is still going; it helps set the mood a bit so you don't give a fuck.
>Two of the bouncers come at you from behind
>A very familiar p0ne comes in and knocks them both out by drop kicking them, one face per hoof.
>"I HAVINGS YOUR BACK COMRADE!"
>The two of you brohoof without taking your eyes off security.
>The two of you stand back to...back.
>Raikov produces a bottle of Vodka which he downs in the time it takes for his victims to stand yet again.
>"AH NOW LIKE OLD COUNTRY!"
>He tosses his bottle at one of the bouncers, it cracks against his skull.
>The bouncer next to the one hit turns his head to see the bottle shatter
>Just enough time for Raikov to deliver a hoof to his face.
>Third one comes in from behind, throwing a hoof
>Raikov turns to him just in time to duck under his hoof and counter with a buck to the jaw, sending him over the bar.
>"NOW WE RAISINGS THE BAR!"
>You're no slouch yourself.
>With adrenaline coursing through your body, you're able to close distance with a bouncer before he can react
>A swift punt to the jaw sends him on his ass.
>Another bouncer and the bartender rush you, hoping to pin you down.
>When they get close you grab their manes and slam both their heads into the floor.
>Holy fuck, just how many p0nies are employed here?!
>There's fucking more!
>Oh god, this is really getting you ticked off
>These p0nies know not what they're dealing with.

>The bouncers and bartender notice your mounting anger
>Yet more show up.
>They got guts, you gotta give em that.
>You're entire form is shaking you're so mad.
>A total of 18 p0nes now, including the ones you've been kicking the shit out of.
>Raikov laughs a hearty laugh
>"NOW WE BEING EVENS!"
>Raikov has four on his ass immediately
>He does some insane flip that lands him on the bar.
>One bouncer leaps at him, only to miss and go sailing in to the bottles lined up on shelves
>Two more leap on to the bar, surrounding him.
>It’s like some JackieChan shit or something
>They're trying to hit him but he's blocking em blow for blow.
>Roundhouse hoof to the face!
>Other one gets a flurry of hooves to the chest.
>Bam they all fall down!
>Oh god these p0nes. All of them are closing in on you.
>But you've got something they don't....rustled jimmies.
>You grab a bouncer by his forehooves and use him as your bat.
>When the others close in BAM!
>Your moves with your unfortunate weapon are a blur.
>Finally it’s down to just you and the bartender
>You drop the one you've been holding.
>Yeah he's done for the night, get the p0ne some liquor
>Raikov takes out the last ones on him and he joins you.
>"You two have made a grave mistake."
"Oh really?"
>"Yeah really...
>Everyone in the dance club is looking dead at the three of you.
>Even Vinyl has stopped playing her music.
>Vin: "Okay....what in the actual buck am I watching? Everyp0ny just chill the buck down."
>You manage to calm down, same goes for the bartender.
>Soon the two of you have calmed down, and all it took was somep0ny telling you to chill the fuck out.
>Within a few minutes your ass is tossed out of the bar along with Raikov.
>Raikov shouts angrily at the bouncers in his native tongue and you can't understand a word.
>Fucking hell....what WAS that?
>You had never been that angry before, and that scares you
>Well, since you're banned for life, and are entirely sure you're gonna end up on the front page, you decide that the shenanigans needs to be cut short.
>You find an alleyway next to the club and chill there.
>Raikov takes a seat next to you.
>For the next two hours Raikov tells you stories about his violent past.
>Good God, the Vodka this man has consumed would have killed any man on your planet.
>You dub Raikov the pony with two livers.
>Finally Vinyl and Rainbow make their way out of the club and to your sorry ass.

>"Dude!"
>Your jump a little at Vinyl's voice.
>"Yeah Anon! That was-"
>"The most awesome things I've ever seen!"
>Vinyl's got this huge smile on her face.
>"Rainbow told me you couldn't fight for shit! Where did that come from?"
>You smile
>"Hey! Don't encourage him! He got banned, he hurt a bunch of p0n.....who am I kidding that was awesome!"
>You're obviously surprised by their outburst of joy.
>Suddenly it’s raining
>Oh god it’s pouring.
>Suddenly you see that you're in the floor of the dance club.
>What in the fuck?
>"Hey he's up."
>You see the bartender standing over you with an empty bucket in his mouth.
"Uh....wha...wha happened?"
>"When ya pulled me over the bar you fell backward and hit your head on the stool there, you were out for a while."
>Oh god your head.
>You never kicked anyone's ass; it was all a fucking dream!
>God....and it was because you tripped!
>If your head wasn't pounding like a ton of bricks you'd be slamming your head against the ground.
>Wait...what did you trip over?
>You turn to see a bottle of Vodka
>Fucking....soviet.....p0ne.

>You feel a pegasus lift you into a sitting position.
>Good ol Rainbow....
>"Anon you alright?"
>Holy shit, its fluttershy!
>You shake your head violently
>No wait its Rainbow, you hit your head pretty hard.
>You get the fuck up in one motion, but your head makes you sit your ass in a nearby stool.
>A bouncer gives you an ice pack
"Ugh....why are you people giving me things, I was gonna kick your ass you bartending fuck stick."
>"Well....your uh...incident was...well none of our staff cleaned up the mess....so technically we're liable for your injury."
>You've got em by the balls.
>You smile and shout
"Hey everyone!Free round on me!"
>The bartender looks at you; his mouth hangs open in shock.
"I could just tell them no and sue you instead."
>"Touché."
>The bartender heads back to the bar to fill the order you just placed.
>Everyone in the dance club is now your best friend apparently.
>They're giving you pats on the back, a few of em saying, "You're such a bro." and shit like that.
>Meh you feel good.
>Especially when you take your free shot.
>You decide it'd be best to just chill at your stool and listen to the end of Vinyl's set.
>"Alright everyp0ny I know ya love me but I gotta pass the torch! Stay classy."
>Teleports to you and Rainbow.
>"Heh good job there Anon ya really nailed em didn't ya?"
>Vinyl really knows how to lighten the mood.
"Yeah, whatever you say Vinyl."
>She wraps a hoof around ya
>"Aww come on Anon don't be such a sad sack, so what if you looked like an idiot tripping over a single bottle."
>She really REALLY isn't helping.
>"So what do you crazy bucks wanna do?"
>You'd like to go on and call it a night; rape does that to a person.
>But the night is young and you don't want to be a faggot and ruin it for everyone else.
"Drunken Shenanigans?"
>"Drunken Shenanigans."
>Rainbow smiles and nods in approval.
>Least that bit of unpleasantness is out of the way.
>The three of you gather more booze than should be consumed in a single night by both parties and begin to drink, and drink, and drink.
>You're the first one out of the 'game' they started.
>"HA! Anon can't hold his *hic* drink."
>Rainbow’s face is in the table.
>You're leaning back, just soaking in the ambiance of a lesser DJ.
>Not bad but god he's no Vinyl.

>After another hour of drinking back and forth the three inebriated fucks that are the three of you teeter out of the club and onto the streets.
>No Flutterbitch, no Applerape, and no crazy russian ponies.
>Life is good.
>Rather than trying to deface property again the three of you instead decide to go on a rampage around town.
>You saw two poor unsuspecting Pegasi waiting for a taxi
>Vinyl magics up the can of trash right next to em.
>POW RIGHT IN THE KISSA!
>Garbage everywhere.
>The three of you can't help but share a drunken laugh together.
>The pegasi are not amused.
>Oh hell, time to run.
>You drunk bastards don't get anywhere considering the fact that you're all drunk as hell.
>"Well lookie what we have here."
>"Looks like a few troublemakers Shield. Should we contact the authorities?"
>Fuck.
>Vinyl blasts them back with magic and she's off at a drunken gallop
>You and Dash don't hesitate to chase after her.
>"Dude *hic* what happened?
"I dunnogotta got...go..run!"
>Your dumb ass keeps tripping.
>Second night in a row that you’ve almost royally screwed yourself.
>Two strikes
>Do you really want to go for a third?

>Yes, the answer is yes.
>you stop in mid run, in response you trip and fall on your face
>The two mares in your company start laughing at your expense
>"Ha *hic* nice one Anon."
>"And down he...he goes."
>You managed to put yourself in to a sitting position after a bit of labored moving.
>You look up to your companions
"G..guys....dude...best..be *hic* idea ever!!"
>The two of em tilt their heads in confusion.
>"Wut?"
>"What is *hic* Anon?"
"Pan....pa....pants time..."
>"Huh?"
>you immediately stand after a bit
>You immediately start fumbling with your pants
>"Whoa...whoa *hic* anon....dude."
>Bam the pants come off.
>Vinyl blushes and Rainbow's wings go pompf
>"I...I *hic* like this game..."
>"Agreed."
>Vinyl and Rainbow hoofbump while looking at you in your boxers.
>As soon as your pants are off you cackle manically and take off as if you were sober.
>They're left with your pants.
>"Oh Cele...*hic*"
>They stumble after you.
>Your objective is to now piss off as many ponies as possible.

"I'M KING OF *hic* PONIES!"
>Your happy ass has lost the boxers at some point and you're now free.....
>FREE BALLIN!
>There are seriously...like no fucks left.
>At one point you wiggled your junk in front of a group of mares.
>Instead of them turning away in disgust, they appeared interested.
>"Hey....my mare friend here's having a bachelorette party....wanna come along?"
>Wait huh?
>"We got plenty of drinks."
>In your drunken state you shout
"BOOZE!"
>You are so far gone you decide 'fuck it' and go with this group of mares
>By the time Vinyl and Rainbow catch up they lose you.
>"R...rainbo....where's *hic* Anon?"
>Rainbow shrugs
>The two begin to look for you.
>They're pretty gone too so it’s fairly half assed
>Meanwhile you're still wobbling everywhere with this group of mares.
>You can make out two unicorns, 3 pegasi, and 3 earth p0nes.
>Aww yeah, girls night out.

>Your ass is still stumbling everywhere.
>Who cares you're surrounded by mares
>But you've only been likin the p0ny for almost a week
>But you're about to entertain mares!
>But you're with Rainbow
>BUT THE MARES!!!
>Your drunken logic cannot be swayed.
>The group of you enter some random hotel.
>They're kinda supporting you.
>The clerk at the desk raises her eyebrow at your site but she still allows you in with your group.
>Indecent exposure is nothing here
>Eventually your group comes to an open room, a few tables, a bar, and no one else.
>It’s almost like being in Vinyl's penthouse, just a bit smaller.
>The mares are sitting chatting among themselves while your ass is just stumbling over to a chair with a goofy  smile on your face.
>Suddenly one of the Unicorns speaks up.
>"Girls, you guys have got to listen to Vinyl's new album!"
>She winks at you before she puts it on.
>Apparently you've become the 'entertainment' for tonight.
>Oh joy.
>Vinyl and Dash still can't seem to fucking find your drunken ass.


>The music starts
>Even in your drunken stupor this beat gets you going.
>You stop talking to your new mare friend and get up.
>Aww shit even a drunk like you can still dance.
>Right now you think hip thrusts are apparently the shit.
>A few of the mares there are just staring at you while you work it.
>The magenta Unicorn that put the music on is just sitting there with a sly smile, bobbing her head to the music.
>One of the Pegasi, the light yellow one with a fiery red mane, in the group flies over to the bar and gets started making a few drinks.
>She smiles to herself when she pulls a few pills out.
>Oh god it’s like last night
>"This should get the party going."
>She's spikin the drinks now.
>As she's passing em out to her friends’ one of the earth p0nes leads you to the second unicorn in the group, a quiet, albeit nervous mint green unicorn with an open book as her cutie mark.
>"Why don't ya give the lucky mare her dance big boy?"
>Awwww yeah.
>How can you not realize what's going on?
>Oh wait you can, you just don't a shit.

>You're getting your dance on.
>Dancing for this bride to be
>The shade of red on her face couldn't be any redder at this point.
>"Oh...oh my."
>Shake it Anon you drunk bastard
>"She's loving it girls!"
>The others crowd around you and your little 'dance partner'
>You don't notice that they're rubbing their hooves along your legs as you dance.
>Damn these mares getting 'handsy'
>The Pegasus p0ne finishes giving her friends, and you, your drinks.
>You down yours in one go and get back to dancing.
>The others are doing the same, even the one who spiked the drinks.
>After a few minutes your whole body feels hot.
>You black out after the heat gets too much for you.
>Many hours later
>Dear lord you don't want to move.
>You feel fairly comfortable though and think about sleeping yet again.
>That is until you notice your boner's feeling warm and wet
"Ugh.....wha..."
>Pinkies got your dick in her mouth, sound asleep.
>When the fuck did Pinkie get here?
>You look around you
>....every...god damn mare....from the party...is in the bed with you.
>You keep looking and spy Vinyl and Dash sleeping next to each other.
>Applejack and Fluttershy are hanging around your crotch area as well.
>What the fuck did you do last night?

"Uh.....oh...god...what happened?"
>It's too early in the god damn morning for this shit.
>The sun's way up there you assume its noon
>.....still too damn early.
>You lightly tap Pinkie on her forehead.
>"Hmmm?"
>Her eyes flutter open
>"Mrmpfhr"
"Pinkie...don't talk with your mouth full."
>She plops your member out of her mouth.
>"Morning sleepy head."
"Pinkie....what happened last night?"
>"I dunno, when I got there you were goin to town on these mares. I just HAD to get in on that. You had this crazy look in your eye....you just weren't stopping."
>You did what now?
>Well that doesn't really sound like you.
>Oh god one of these mares probably put a date rape drug in your drink.
>You should never trust others when you're smashed it seems.
>Though your body says no, you say yes.
>You manage to get yourself out of bed...and gasp in horror
>On the ground....are two crowns
>One gold and one blue
>Your face turns Pale as you realize that you've got property from a certain sun goddess and moon goddess

"HOLY FUCK!"
>Your outburst wakes up a few of the other mares around you.
>A lot of them reacted in the same way you did, holding their heads, wondering what the fuck happened.
>"Ember....what did you put in our drinks?"
>The yellow and red Pegasus giggles nervously.
>"I wanted everyone to loosen up...so I....kinda...put roofies in everyp0ny's drinks...."
>Yeah she apparently doesn't realized just how FUCKED the rest of you are.
"Yeah....guys?"
>The rest of the mares are finally awake
>RD: "Anon...we need to talk."
>You show her the crowns
>RD: "....after you get done telling me why we've got Celestia's and Luna's stuff with us."
>Oh god today is going to suck.
>"Wait huh?"
>A few of the nameless mares have looks of shock and surprise at this sudden intake of information
"Just...just follow me out in to the living room and we'll go over what the fuck happened last night...."
>Let's go over this in your head Anon
>You've got Pinkie, Vinyl, Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Ember, Wife P0ne, two other pegasus, and three other earth pones with you.
>Hopefully this huge fucking group can piece together the puzzle that is last night.

"So...Ember is it? You kept ALL of us drugged for almost three fucking days?!"
>"Wait! I remember...after....the little orgy, Pinkie and the others over there wanted some drinks."
>Ember's laughing nervously
>You really don't like this Pegasus
>Also where the fuck did she get all of this shit to keep all of you drugged for so long?
>You shoot her an angry glare
"So....ALL of us went to Canterlot?"
>"...Yes."
"Well...does anyone know what happened after that? Also I'm not leaving this fucking building because I know I'll be arrested on the spot."
>The rest of the mares are silent.
>Well shit....if you want to know what happened it looks like you'll have to risk being seen...which is going to happen as soon as you step out in to the hallway.
>You're surprised no one's arrested you yet, that clerk....is sleeping right the hell over there.
>Well that takes care of that thank god...black mail is a hell of a weapon.
>For right now your next order of business is to somehow get across Manehattan without being seen, then you've got to make your way back to Canterlot, somehow sneak into Canterlot Castle, and then bring the crowns back.
>Your first thought is to have Pinkie deliver the crowns using her 4th wall breaking skills to teleport to the castle.
>"Nope dopey lopey, I can only do that when I'm chasing somep0ny."
>Well there goes the easy way.

"So....what are we gonna do?"
>You hear noises coming from within a room adjacent to the living room.
>Oh this is going to be good…
>Your group turns their heads to find a random  goat tied up in said room.
>Fluttershy's eyes widen at the site
>"T...that's one of...Iron Will's employees."
>You fucking kidnapped a self-help guide's employee.
>You thumb through the newspaper but find nothing on the subject.
>Fuck.Fuck.FUCK.FFFFFFUUUUUUUU
>You imagine Iron Will finding out and beating you black and blue.
>That Minotaur was the reason why Fluttershy almost succeeded ONCE. You had to literally assault the yellow menace before she stopped.
>Oh god find your happy place find your happy place.
>RD: "D...don't worry Anon we'll think of something..."
>She doesn't sound so confident.
>One of the mares speaks up.
>"Well this isn't Lily's problem! She's getting married tomorrow, she doesn't need this!"
>They're apparently referring to the little bookie unicorn you got it on with last night.
>She's got her head covered by her hooves in embarrassment.
>Way to go team......

>Ember: "Don't worry girls I'll keep an eye on her."
>Ember wraps a hoof around Lily and winks.
>Oh great drug p0nie’s coming too.
>You can't complain you're going to need all the help you can get.
>So you've got....Pinkie, Rainbow, Vinyl, Applejack, Fluttershy, Lily, and Ember.
>You're feeling pretty good.
>Ember: "If we don't get the lucky mare back in time....you guys should try to totally stop that wedding."
>"Are you serious?"
>"No way!"
>Your group gives them a deadpan stare
>"....Okay fine...."
>Well that was easy.
>Don't question a good thing.
>So Group A goes with you while group B tries to keep things under wraps?
"Alright, you guys go ahead and head out; don't want to be seen with me."
>"Tell me about it."
>You ignore that earth ponie's comment as she and her friends leave.
>It's a few minutes before the rest of you head out.
"Okay Dash, I'm gonna need you, Fluttershy, and Ember here to go out and find us a few cabs, you fly so...well that makes it easier to find shit."
>Rainbow gives you a little salute; least she's able to come to terms with this shit.
"Vinyl, Me, Pinkie, AJ, Lily, we're sneak our way to the edge of Manehattan....in that...direction."
>Your stupid ass points to the east.
>Vinyl facehooves
>Vin: "Let's just meet up at the docks, Dash knows where I'm talking about....follow me."
>Thank god you've got a guide.

>So you've got Vinyl in the lead, followed by a bouncing Pinkie, a paranoid looking Aj and Lily, and yourself
>Your stealth skills are fairly low since you're carrying both the unfortunate goat and the crowns in pillow cases.
>God why didn't you decide to try this at night?
>Cause you're a fucking moron and you're too far to go back.
>You're starting to wonder why the other ponies aren't taking any notice of you.
>Pinkie turns to you while she's bouncing
>Pink: "Hey Anon what's a ninja?"
>Why is she asking now?
>Almost as if Pinkie's voice was a cue, the other pones take notice of you
>Doesn't help that you couldn't find your clothes and your  ass is out there for the entire world to see.
>"It's the human!"
>"Someone get the police!"
>"GET HIM!"
>GOD DAMN IT PINKIE!!!
>Your group breaks off into a run
>Followed by an ever growing horde of p0nies.
>You swear if you live through this you're going to find a way to cripple Pinkie Pie.

>"AFTER HIM!"
>"Don't let him get away!"
>Fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck!
>During your escape you had the other mares break off from you to make your pursuer's time harder.
>You curse when you notice they don't go after the others.
>They only want your pasty white ass.
>Swear to god the entire city is after you now.
>Mob is only getting bigger.
>Alleyway appears.
>You dart down it but the others follow
>Fuck you thought that was a good strategy
>You slip behind a brick wall, momentarily their vision of you is cut.
>Damn, gotta think fast.
>You equip your cardboard box.
>Where the hell did you get a cardboard box
>Doesn't matter, you have a box.
>You duck down with your merchandise and wait.
>The pones round the corner and see nothing.
>"where'd he go?"
>"He probably went down this way! Don't let him get away!"
>A large mob of the pones break off down the direction they thought you went.
>Three of them stand around you
>"If he comes back this way we got em."
>The others nod.
>Fuck....looks like it wasn't that easy.

>"Baaaaaaaaaaaaah."
>You stop thinking for a moment
>You look down to see the goat giving you sly grin
>Forgive this goat for he knows not what he does.
>You have no forgiveness left in your body
>The chase had seen to that.
>"Huh? What was that?"
>"It came from that box."
>You contemplate snapping this goat's neck with your superior CQC skills.
>It's now or never.
>You flip your box off of you and throw it at the closest pony
>It stuns him for a moment, and that's all you need.
>As soon as your box leaves your hands you run toward the second one of the group.
>A round house kick sends him into a trash can.
>The lid of the trash can flies in to the air
>You catch it while the third is running up to you
>BANG
>Trashcan lid to the head
>3rd one is out
>The 1st one is having problems navigating the box.
>You put this one in a sleeper hold
>He's struggling, but soon his struggles stop.
"Shhhh, Shhhh, that's a good pony...shhh go to sleep."
>You drop his ass after he stops moving.
>You walk back to your stolen goods.
>You give the goat a death glare
"You wanna try that again?"
>Goat shakes its head no
"Good."

>You pick up your 'goods' and make your way out of the alleyway
>You decide it'd be best to travel with your box on top of you.
>That's a great idea Anon! A bipedal box, that's not noticeable at all.
>Fuck you brain, it was a good idea!
>You duck back into the alleyway
>They won't be searching for you here, least not for a while.
>You prop yourself up against the wall and await nightfall.
>Hopefully your deeds will make your 3 guests stay put.
>You hear a voice call out to you.
>"IS ANON?"
>Hey it’s Raikov.....great it’sRaikov
>He comes walking up to you.
>"I SEE YOUR WORK."
>Oh fuck he's gonna turn you in.
>"VODKA FOR HITTING CAPITALIST PONES!"
>He hands you a bottle of his Vodka
>Never refuse a russian and his offerings of vodka
>You thank him and take a swig
>God it burns so good
>He sits with you and you tell him about how your night went.
>"I KNOWINGS! I WAS THERE CRAZY ALIEN!"
>Dude....what?
>You ask him what he knows about that night.
>You had apparently started shouting out Raikov's national anthem in the middle of a busy intersection while wearing Luna's crown.
>He says your voice was that of the departed souls of Stalliongrad and that it brought a manly tear to his eye.
>He didn't see you again after your marefriends took you away.
>Well least you know that you caused a scene in Manehattan.....fuck.

"So...."
>"Hmm?"
"Why are ya here?"
>Raikov shrugs
>"I GOINGS WHERE I NEEDED!"
>Well shit apparently he's a superhero
>The two of you continue to pass his vodka back and forth among yourselves as Celestia's light begins to descend from the sky
>As the light begins to fade you pick yourself up.
>Raikov does the same
"Wait...you're gonna follow me?"
>Raikov nods
"Are you really that bored?"
>"YES."
"You do realize we're going to be breaking into canterlot right?"
>"IT WILL BE MOST FUN I HAD SINCE 2 WEEKS AGO!"
>Jesus what does this guy do for a living?
>He can't REALLY be a DJ can he?
>Whatever, you decide not to ask
>You make your way out into the city streets.
>Luckily the mob has died down over the course of your hidden....ness.
>You traverse the city hoping to find Vinyl or someone else from your group.
"Hey Raikov?"
>"YES COMRADE?"
"Do you know where the docks are around here?"
>"YES!"
"Can ya...well....lead me there?
>"YES!"
>Now with Raikov in front you finally get your bearings.
>Godaaamn, this is gonna be shitty night.
>"Baaah."
"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!"

>You are not in the mood to listen to this goat's bitching.
>You're lucky there aren't that many ponies taking notice of you out here.
>They're too busy with their own lives it seems.
>Some have their faces buried in newspapers while others are talking among themselves.
>The rest of the walk seems to be rather uneventful.
>You couldn't have asked for it to go any smoother.
>Eventually you reach what appears to be called: "The Manehattan Marina."
>This must be the place, fucking docks galore.
>Vin: "Hey Anon!"
>That voice
>You break off into a run followed closely by Raikov.
>Lo and behold it’s Vinyl with the other p0nes.
>The mares see you approaching and meet you halfway
>Group hugs for all, even Raikov
>"LADIES PLEASE THERE IS PLENTY SOVIET PONE TO GO AROUND!"
>They give him a deadpan stare
>"WHAT?"
>They shake their heads
>Vinyl's horn lets off a white glow and bam, new clothes baby.
>Your ass was starting to get a little chilled.
>Vinyl really knows how to soothe you.
>She's like....a bro oracle or something.

>You put on your new clothes
>You finally relax
>Peace befalls the land
>Until you realize that you've still got Iron Will's employee and royal crowns.
>You become a bit frantic when you don't see any pegasi bringing in any cabs.
>You can feel the sweat pouring down your face
>RD: "Hey guys we got our rides."
>Bam Rainbow Dash to the motherbuckin rescue
>She, along with Ember and Flutters, come in with three cabs.
>The hell, no drivers.
"Rainbow how the hell are we using those?"
>She's already strapping herself in, Ember and Fluttershy do the same to their respective cabs.
>Aww yeah unity to the nth degree
>You step inside the cab being pulled by Dash
>When you get inside you notice that it’s built within a cubic shape with a window on each side
>It reminds you of those old time carriages you saw in medieval movies.
>Vinyl and Pinkie join you
>Raikov and Lily get inside of Ember's
>Applejack gets into fluttershy's
>RD:"Alright guys here's the plan....we're gonna act as nonchalant as possible, then as soon as we get outta Manehattan we're gonna book it to Canterlot. They're gonna realize these carts have been stolen when we leave city limits, can't afford to get caught. Any questions?"
>Fluttershy raises her hand.
>Flut: "Um...what if we're...already caught?"
>What?

>What the hell is fluttershy talking about?
>You lean your head out the window.
>What you see…gets you going.
>The.....entire...god..damn police force is waiting for you guys.
>At their head is a large earth pony with the name “Mahony” attached to his uniform
>"Alright alright, that's far enough. You are all under arrest, now come quietly and we won't have to use force." He says
>Fuck that noise.
>Ember: "If anyone has an idea I'd love to hear it right now."
>You lean your head out the window again.
"Yo Ember, Fluttershy, you think you can lift these babies?"
>Ember nods confidently while Fluttershy squeaks
>Fucking Fluttersqueak and her lack of confidence
"Lily, Vinyl, are the two of you in tune enough with magic to enchant these babies for flight or to at least lighten their weight for flight?"
>Lily leans out of her window and nods Vinyl shrugs
>Lily: "I'd need a little time but I can do it."
>"THEN I PROVIDE TIME!"
>Raikov steps out of his carriage with his sasha in hand.
"Holy buck Raikov are yagonna kill em?!"
>"NO SOMETHINGS MUCH LESS DRASTIC!"
>Raikov shows off his mini gun to the police and they back up a bit.
>"I am Raikov and this is my weapon, she weighs 150 kg and fires 100 bit custom built cartridges at 9,001 rounds per minute. If you value lives you run like fillies."
>Oh god his face, he'sserious.
>But the police make no attempt to flee.
>"So be it."
>Sasha's whine begins to steadily increase in pitch.
>Holy blueberry fucks he's going to start shooting.

>And there sasha goes in all her glory.
>Wait....it’s not firing any rounds.
>It's firing bottles of Vodka.
>This must be Raikov's entire collection of Vodka.
>Still they're going in a damn blur
>His vodka is still providing enough impact to destroy the carriages acting as 'enforcement vehicles.'
>Raikov is cackling manically as a manly tear falls.
>He really loves his vodka.
"God damn it Lily hurry up! You do not make a russian waste his Vodka for ANY reason!"
>Lily nods and her horn begins to glow.
>You look back over to Raikov
"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
>"IT ENCHANTED WEAPON I WIN IN CARDS! IT BEAUTIFUL! UNLIMITED VODKA!"
>He must be in heaven and hell at the same time.
>He's got all the Vodka he could ever drink, but he's using it to help your sorry ass.
>Those fallen bottles will not go in vain.
>After about a minute of this constant firing Lily finally finishes her enchantment and the three carriages start to float.
"Come on Raikov!"
>Raikov finally stops and takes off back to Lily's carriage
>The officers that weren't pelted or drunk took off towards the carriages, only being able to duck as your group flies over them and into the skies of Manehattan.



>Your group shares a cheer when you get into the air above all the buildings around you.
>The view from above is quite breathtaking in and of itself.
>The buildings below make an intricate grid like pattern, the p0nies below seem like a bunch of scurrying ants in a colony of buildings.
>Your viewing pleasure is short lived however when a couple of pegasi officers take off into the sky with flying carriages of their own.
>"FREEZE!"
>Fuck.
"RAINBOW SPEED IT UP!"
>Rainbow turns and shoots you a salute
>Bam, you wanted faster you got faster
>Ember and Fluttershy are having to labor like fuck to keep up.
>How the police are keeping up is surprising.
>Okay this shit needs to stop like now.
>Lily ports i to your carriage
>Lily: " Guys I've been getting a plan together with the others. Pinkie, do you have that uh....what did Applejack call it…party canon?
>Pinkie produces her cannon out of thin air.
>The three of you stare at her in silence.
>Lily: "Okay....I'm gonna get you out on the roof with Raikov and his...Vodka..gun..thing. You two are gonna bring the party to them."
>Pinkie’s grinning from ear to ear in excitement, she gets to use her party cannon tonight.
"Wait, how the buck are they gonna stay on the carriages?"
>Lily: "Magic."
"Ah. Makes sense."

>Lily ports out with Pinkie.
>You hear the soft thump of Pinkie and her canon hitting the roof of your carriage
>You stick your head out of the window and see Raikov already on top of the one he'd been riding in, Sasha at the ready.
>Hooo fuck,shit's about to get real.
>You see Raikov take what aim he can and bam he's firing at police for the second time tonight.
>Pinkie's firing her party cannon at em but at a much slower rate than Raikov and his weapon.
>At one point you look out the window to see the confetti and plates of cake hit a police pegasus
>You hear him scream
>"CONFETTI, MY ONLY WEAKNESS!"
>Nosedive to the ground below.
>What the hell?
>Whatever that's one down five to go.
>You see Raikov laying into a carriage that got too close to Fluttershy's for comfort.
>After a good Vodka to the face that pegasus driver nosedives like the first.
>The remaining four are in hot pursuit.
>You see unicorn heads stick out of their side windows
>They return fire.
>One of their shots hits your cart, knocking you on your ass.

>"Whoa Anon you okay?"
"Yeah I'm good Vinyl, you alright?
>She nods
>You lean out your window again
"Pinkie!Careful up there!"
>She doesn't answer you; she's too busy firing party for all these bitches.
>Your group and their group trade fire for a while before anything major happens.
>Lily ports into your cart
>Lily: "Anon, Vinyl, Applejack and I thought of something."
"Go on."
>Lily: "They think we've got you with us but they don't know which cart you're in."
>You do not really like where this is going.
>Lily: "Fluttershy and Applejack are gonna break off from the rest of us, they're hoping to draw some of the police away from us."
"Ya know,you're surprisingly calm about all of this."
>Lily: "My fiancée said the same thing when our house was on fire. I get shit done and don't afraid of anything."
>She ports out after that.
>You gotta say you're happy about this little idea.
>Though you're a bit concerned for Fluttershy's and Applejack's well-being.
>Wow even though they've tried so hard to rape you, you still care for them.
>Heart of gold right there.
>Fluttershy's carriage dives down to the forest below, you've made it a good distance from Manehattan at this point.
>Two police carriages follow in pursuit.
>Yes, it worked!
>With a bit of trading shots the two police carriages are forced to stop giving chase.
>Though your carriage and Ember's have gone through quite a bit.
>Not too much damage, but landing isn't going to be quite the simple feat
>You remove your coat and use it to stop the draft coming in from a nearby hole.

>You lean out your window yet again.
"Hey Pinkie, ready to come back in?"
>Pinkie: "I think I'm gonna stay up here in case these meanies try to come back again. Gonna get a Pinkie Pie Party to the muzzle!"
>She's obviously pretty into this.
>You see Raikov is doing the same thing.
>In Luna's light you can see him with sasha in one hand and a bottle of Vodka in another.
>He downs his bottle like a sir and gets back to watching for more p0nes.
>Rainbow calls back into the carriage
>"It'll be a while before we get to Canterlot, just sit tight. I'll let ya know when we're close."
"Thanks Rainbow that was some damn good flying out there."
>"Those p0nies can't handle The Dash. You should’ve realized by now Anon."
>You laugh to yourself.
>You and Vinyl sit in comfortable silence.
>Hmm, this is the only time you and Vinyl have been alone and sober since well....ever.
>She's staring out the window, her goggles have come off.
>Well what do you know, her eyes are red.
>You assume the changing eye color was something she cooked up herself for entertainment purposes.
>You're a bit entranced; you've never seen red eyes on a p0ny before.
>She catches you staring at her.

>"What's up?"
>You blush and turn your head from her gaze
>What is up with you?
>Probably the moment.
>You don't see her smiling at you.
>"This has been some crazy night huh?"
"Y...yeah. It has."
>"So what happened to you after we separated? Those p0nies were on your ass Anon!"
>You tell her about how you were able to equip your cardboard box in the nick of time. You then tell her about the goat giving you away.
>You're secretly hoping that fucker got hurt in Fluttershy's carriage.
>During the 'mounting ride' Fluttershy said she'd bring Iron Will's employee back to him and you were more than happy to oblige...then the shit hit the fan with Raikov...oh shit Vinyl's talking.
>"Yohoo, Equestria to Anon you there?"
>She's waving her hooves in your face.
"Do wha huh?"
>Smooth Anon, real smooth.
>God her giggling is so damn cute, even if it is at your expense.
>You continue with your story, beating the hell out of those 3 p0nies and Raikov coming in after, then the waiting....and waiting....and waiting.
>As you emphasize the word 'waiting' she giggles yet again.
"You find it amusing that I had to sit my ass in an alley for god knows how long drinking Vodka in the nude?"
>"Yes, do you even have to ask?"
>Yeah, fuck it is pretty funny.

>"Well no, I see you as unique."
"Before I ask you to go in to detail about that, what did you mean when you said Manehattan was at 'half and half' over me?"
>Vinyl shifts in her seat
>"Your first night here was a blast, everyp0ny was having a good time, you were having a good time, you weren't being threatening in any way. Hell the newspaper that day had you busting some move on the front page saying 'Phenomena hits Manehattan's club scene' or something like that. My fans thought you were a riot, others found you disgusting, but then again not everyp0ny's gonna like you right off the bat."
"Understandable, I'm going to assume this shit kinda ruined that for me."
>"You have no idea just how many ponies you pissed off Anon, on my way to the Marina I kept hearing p0nies talking about making an example of you. Rightly so, you did kinda steal our Princess' Royal Crowns. Didn't matter to them if you were drugged up or not, you were their little freak again, something to gossip about, to fear. It makes me so sick sometimes."
"It's the big city, you and I both know people...sorry p0nies are gonna have that kinda mindset."
>"It just urks me sometimes......I wasn't generally accepted at first either. Did you know p0nies were actually AFRAID of my eyes when I first got here?"


>You don't see how that can be, everyp0ny is a different color..
>Sure red eyes were rare but that wouldn't mean it was something to be frowned upon.
>Vinyl can tell you're surprised by what she's told you.
>"P0nies growing up in Manehattan are sure to learn their history, it’s etched in to their brains whether they'll care to admit it or not. I'm sure you've heard of Discord over your time here?"
>Yeah, Twilight told you a bit about him, his antics, that he'd almost fucked up Ponyville permanently.
"What does he have to do with you?"
>"His eyes...."
"I'm not following?"
>"Anon, think about it, there are books out there showing manticores with red eyes, dragons with red eyes, cockatrices, there's plenty more."
"So...what you're saying is, everyp0ny here thought that just because you had the same eye color as them that made you some kind of monster or something?"
>"Yes, being a unicorn didn't help my cause. They figured I'd end up trying to hurt everyp0ny with my magic, that's why I haven't really gone as far as I could with it."

>Seems as though the two of you have more in common than you thought.
>Aside from Celestia and the mane 6 you weren't generally accepted at first either
>Mayor Mare had you build a small two room house on the outskirts of town before she'd allow you to live with the rest of their society.
>It wasn't until 5 months into your stay did they allow you to build your current home in an open lot near a library.
"Well, what about your parents? Surely they accepted you?"
>"My parents didn't take too kindly to my...'problem' either."
"Hmm?"
>"As in I've got no bucking clue where they are."
"Oooh."
>Good job you ass, sound more disinterested why don't ya.
>You're lucky Vinyl didn't notice your tone inflection.
>"There's WAS a nice little orphanage somewhere in Manehattan where I grew up, but that's gone too. Gotta make way for the future and all that good stuff right?"
>Yeah, you're not feeling too good right now.
>Don't pity her Anon she's probably had enough of that too.
"Well...what was it like living there? In the orphanage I mean?"
>You've become quite interested and wish for her continue.


>"The only thing I could really do while everyp0ny ignored me was walk around or practice magic."
"God that really does sound boring."
>Yeah getting to use magic is boring. Suuure.
>"You've got no idea, though I gotta say, I owe those kids big time."
"What makes you say that?"
>"Well, while I was walking around I came across this little...drum thing that usually stayed in the little toy chest we had. Curiosity got the better of me and I tapped it, I loved the sound it made, even if it was just a flat note it sent chills down my spine. I kept tapping it and tapping it, varying the weight of my hooves to make different sounds, I'd even tap my back hooves to the beats I made with that damn thing. Eventually it went from the drum and my hooves to various books, glasses, sticks, even sand paper! I loved every moment of it. It didn't matter if the others ignored me, it didn't matter if I was labeled 'different' I had my music and that was all I needed."
>You nod approvingly, a smile creeping upon your features.
>"As time went on I kept getting better and better with what I had. I'd spend my time outside the orphan home playing for the other p0nies out there. Some would send a few bits my way for the entertainment; others wouldn't give me a second glance. This kept going on for a while until one day a certain mare happened to hear me play..."

"Who?"
>"A certain mare named Starlight Spice or DJ Light if you've heard her play."
"Interesting."
>"That's what she said about me playing with my little drum and stuff. She stopped and listened to me play for a while; she had quite the smile on her face when she heard me. After I'd finished she stomped her hooves and whooped. Needless to say I was surprised by her outburst. She then told me to go to this place called, "The Dragon's Den" that night,  she said she'd help me get my little talent some recognition if I showed up."
"And she was sincere about this?"
>"Yup."
"How did you know at the time?"
>"She looked me dead in the eye without hesitation or fear. She was the first to look at me in that way. Anyway, after she left I'd thought to myself for a bit, 'Go to some place in Manehattan that I'd never been to before, or stay in the orphanage and sleep.' I'm sure you can guess which choice I made."
"I'm assuming there were no fucks for your well being?"
>"I was a filly with nothing to lose,I couldn't find a buck to give no matter how hard I'd look."
"I know that feel."
>"Still though, being a filly in the middle of the big city at night was pretty intimidating to say the least."
"Did she at least tell you how to get there?"
>Vinyl facehoofed
>"Of course she did Anon, what, did you think she'd let me get lost in Manehattan at night?"
>You don't say anything after that and let her continue.

>"So I got there right? The bouncer there let me in when I told him who sent me. He was naturally a bit concerned cause well....a filly in a night club doesn't mix well. When I got in there the lights, the beats, the dancing, everything just felt so...natural to me. I was grinning from ear to ear the entire time I waded through the sweating pony crowd, then I came to the turntables and saw Starlight in all her glory. She loved the attention the party p0nies were giving her, she was....it was like looking at Celestia...but as a DJ if you get my meaning. She was in her element and she loved every bit of it. She had me entranced and I wanted nothing more than to keep listening to her. After she finished she spotted me in the crowd and approached me. She asked if I liked what she did and of course I said 'yes.'  She then asked me if I wanted to give it a try."
"I'm assuming you were a bit...reluctant to get up there in front of everyone weren't you?"
>"Well yeah, I'd never used one of those things before I only had my little drum, the fact that her reputation was going to be on the line for introducing me during her set made me all the more nervous."
"Naturally."
>"But her confidence in me was very...well...satisfying to say the least. Before I could object she scooped me up and put me up on the stand for the entire club to see."


>You sit back, a bit surprised
"Dang she really wanted you up there huh?"
>"Yup. Everyp0ny there was just staring up at the red eyed filly on the stand. I got so many dirty and confused looks it wasn't even funny, Starlight was with me and that put my fears and lack of confidence to rest. I looked up at her and she looked down at me, she saw that I had no idea what was doing. Instead of being angry or annoyed she just smiled and told me, 'do what comes naturally.'"
>You're leaning in, this story’s getting good
>"I took a deep breath, and went in....I didn't know if I was doing something good, or if I was sucking stallion cock up there but I kept going with what sounded good to me...and the crowd....they loved it! The ballsier I got with the equipment the more they seemed to cheer, when I finally opened my eyes and looked at what I was doing to these p0nies I saw their enjoyment. I'd never felt happier in my entire life, I finally felt accepted. I kept going, and going, at one point I looked up to see Starlight smiling down at me, after I finished my 'song' I felt like something stung my flank, but I ignored it and looked back up to Starlight to see she had this huge smile on her face. She put her goggles on my face and told me to get back in to it, but before I did I turned to see what hit my flank and BAM cutie mark."
>She motions to her flank and shows you her note.
>Vinyl's horn begins to glow and with a spark of her magic her goggles are now resting upon her face.

>"And...that's my story. Though I gotta say, these babies mean more to me than that little note on my flank....if it wasn't for Starlight I'd have never gone far enough to see my talent through. I'd probably be some skittish little p0ny living off of others kindness....or dead."
>She shifts in her seat a bit.
"That's, wow....I would have never thought of you going through something like that, ever."
>"Well now you know."
>You think to yourself for a moment.
>Your thoughts are short lived when you see Vinyl shaking.
>Well shit, it is pretty drafty in here, since well...holes and stuff.
>Your jacket only stops some of the draft.
>You sigh
"Vinyl are you cold?"
>"Is it really that obvious?"
>You nod and motion for her to take a seat in your lap.
>She's got a sly grin on her face but you can see the blush forming under her goggles.
>She doesn't hesitate to make herself comfy in your lap.
>Her aroma is intoxicating, vanilla with a small tinge of berries, probably her shampoo or something.
"There ya go....hey Vinyl?"
>"Yeah?"
"I gotta ask, if red is your natural eye color then what's with the little eye thing ya do?"
>"Oh that? Well...even though everyp0ny I play for loves me, they don't love my eyes. So I thought up a neat little spell to change my eye color to the beat of my music. It works, now every time somep0ny stares at me, it’s out of wonder, not fear or confusion."

>You got to agree, her eyes…
>Though her reason for doing so doesn't sit well with you.
>You move your arm around her and pull her goggles off, being sure to set them gently next to you.
>You then turn her so she's facing you.
>You brush her bushy damn mane outta her face and take a good hard look in to her eyes.
>Well then
"I have to say Vinyl, I love your eyes the way they are. You shouldn't have to bend over backwards or change who ya are just to please everyp0ny else. You're you and if they don't like it they can kiss yo-"
>Your sentence is cut short when she brings her lips to yours.
>Well aren't you just the smooth talker?
>She's got a lot more passion with her kiss now than she was the first night you were here.
>It's filled with this sense of need that only you can fulfill.
>After a while oxygen calls for your lungs and the two of you break your kiss panting for air.
"Whoa....wasn't....expecting that."

>"You're too much of a damn gentlecolt for your own good."
"But I was just being honest."
>"See there you go again....."
"Whaaat?"
>You smile to yourself, you've got Vinyl's face turning a new shade of scarlet.
>"Thank you."
"Hmm?"
>"I felt like I needed to get something off my hooves and that was it, thanks for listening."
>She's smiling up at you.
>Maybe coming to Manehattan wasn't such a bad idea after all.
>You lean out the window
"Yo Dash?"
>"Y...yeah Anon?"
>She sounds a little choked up out there.
"You okay?"
>"Yeah Anon. Just...kinda windy out here."
>You've not been rocked by wind since you've been in the air, guess it’s all in the front.
"Alright, just uh...let me know when we're almost there okay?"
>"Alright Anon..."
>You lean your head back in.
>Your stupid ass couldn't see Dash's face, and it'd be best if you couldn't
>You don't see the tears streaming down her face.
>She's heard every word.

>As you lean back in and take your seat Vinyl takes her spot in your lap again.
>She starts grinding in your lap
>She's giving you demhalf-lidded eyes man.
>Your once flaccid member starts its ascent to full blown fucking erection.
>But you're in the air, Dash is right fucking there.
>"Don't worry, she won't hear us Anon."
>Her horn glows for a moment.
>"Sound proofed baby, I thought up this little sucker when I started receiving noise complaints about my music."
"But what about the holes?"
>"HEY RAINBOW!"
>No response
>"She can't hear us Anon, calm down. Why do you care if she hears us anyway? She didn't give a flying buck your first night here."
"You do drive a good point."
>Before you can think upon this matter further she forces her lips to yours yet again.......

>It’s another hour before Dash says anything
>You and Vinyl had already finished your fun.
>Naturally she made sure to undo the spell so you could hear her.
>"Guys, Canterlot in sight, ETA 5 minutes!"
>This is it, the moment of truth.
>As you land upon a path leading to canterlot castle you can only hope that you're prepared for what awaits inside.


>END