The three words per line story 1

The three words per line story part 1
I sat up.
Tank saw me.
I ran away.
Tank chased me.
Heavy uses minigun.
Tank died then.
Heavy got backstabbed.
I puked then.
I got pistol.
I headshotted spy.
Spy fell down.
He be dead.
I laughed loudly.
I am triumphant.
I go sleep.
Has good dream.
Good night ya'll.
Wait a minute.
I forgot keys!
You know where?
Well, show me!
You show me.
I face palmed.
Thanks a lot!
I went back.
Had 'nother dream.
Was lotsa fun.
See ya later.
That's the end.