Seriously what the fuck xorg

root@optiplex-1:/etc/squid3# Xorg -configure

X.Org X Server 1.7.7
Release Date: 2010-05-04
X Protocol Version 11, Revision 0
Build Operating System: Linux 3.11-2-amd64 x86_64 Debian
Current Operating System: Linux optiplex-1 3.2.0-0.bpo.4-amd64 #1 SMP Debian 3.2.57-3+deb7u2~bpo60+1 x86_64
Kernel command line: BOOT_IMAGE=/boot/vmlinuz-3.2.0-0.bpo.4-amd64 root=UUID=3caf92d4-8fbb-4b60-9cc4-10691eed3e57 ro quiet
Build Date: 17 December 2013  07:31:02PM
xorg-server 2:1.7.7-18 (Julien Cristau <jcristau@debian.org>)
Current version of pixman: 0.24.0
	Before reporting problems, check http://wiki.x.org
	to make sure that you have the latest version.
Markers: (--) probed, (**) from config file, (==) default setting,
	(++) from command line, (!!) notice, (II) informational,
	(WW) warning, (EE) error, (NI) not implemented, (??) unknown.
(==) Log file: "/var/log/Xorg.0.log", Time: Fri Oct 10 13:07:12 2014
List of video drivers:
	intel
	tseng
	rendition
	siliconmotion
	tdfx
	nv
	trident
	mach64
	s3
	neomagic
	nouveau
	apm
	ark
	mga
	chips
	ati
	i128
	radeon
	voodoo
	cirrus
	r128
	s3virge
	savage
	sis
	openchrome
	sisusb
	fbdev
	vesa
(++) Using config file: "/root/xorg.conf.new"
(==) Using system config directory "/usr/share/X11/xorg.conf.d"
(EE) open /dev/fb0: No such file or directory

Backtrace:
0: Xorg (xorg_backtrace+0x28) [0x4b0828]
1: Xorg (0x400000+0x6e499) [0x46e499]
2: /lib/libpthread.so.0 (0x7ffadbe1a000+0xeff0) [0x7ffadbe28ff0]
Segmentation fault at address (nil)

Fatal server error:
Caught signal 11 (Segmentation fault). Server aborting


Please consult the The X.Org Foundation support
	 at http://wiki.x.org
 for help.
Please also check the log file at "/var/log/Xorg.0.log" for additional information.

Aborted


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Seriously? what the fuck...