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Somber's game Session VI log

Oct 24th, 2013
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  1. [18:47:32] <%Somber> The plan was now, officially, off the rails. Scrapyard was a well cooked red foam spattered over the square in the center of town. Aside from collecting gold chips, there didn't seem to be any way to get caps out of this deal. And... oh... there was an increasing chance that they were all going to die, go insane, or go insane and die. It was getting
  2. [18:49:26] <%Somber> towards midday, and the fog still hadn't lifted. If anything, it clung all around them, transforming the intact town into a hazy dream. An echo of when before the bombs fell... now gone horribly wrong. Cheery music played out in town from speakers hidden in the lamp posts and eves of buildings, while cameras apparently watched from hidden places, like the
  3. [18:49:37] <%Somber> eyes of the Fluttershy statue.
  4. [18:52:02] Star_Chaser grumbles quietly as she glances about. "Fuck." Well that was a pretty simple and basic statement. "We need to keep moving. Some of the crazies probably heard the explosion. Don't want to get caught here in another firefight when we can avoid it."
  5. [18:54:00] Aria looks around warily. "Yeah. That blast hit my shield hard. I don't want to repeat that."
  6. [18:54:58] Mad_Modd "Well..... that was different. We should get moving, that blast will probably attract some unwanted attention."
  7. [18:55:18] Skyshine looks Aria over, trying to not hyperventilate after watching a pony she tried not two seconds ago to save, um, explode. "Are, are you ok?"
  8. [18:55:29] Tiller 's eyes dart from one darkened building to another. "Let's get out of here then. I don't envy being thought of as an easy target just softened up by a bomb."
  9. [18:56:33] Aria nods. "I'm fine. You? You were a lot closer to the blast than me."
  10. [18:57:13] Skyshine looks herself over. "Cuts and bruises, but I'll live."
  11. [18:57:45] Star_Chaser frowns and looks around again. "This fog isn't right. It's too warm, there's too much sun and too late in the day. It'd take a team of pegasi working non-stop to keep this up this long. Or something like the SPP, I suppose..." She grits her teeth. "Let's just keep moving for now. We'll find answers when we can." She takes her own advice and starts heading towards the school
  12. [18:57:46] Star_Chaser again.
  13. [18:58:48] Aria notices the odd fog too. "Yeah. It's almost like in one of those old horror movies. It's creepy."
  14. [18:59:28] Red_Line trots off in the direction of the school mumbling under his breath
  15. [19:01:20] Skyshine follows after Aria, looking around at the fog. "Hey Star Chaser, I don't know much about the SPP or anything, but do you think maybe this fog is something like a Thunderhead generator on a Raptor?"
  16. [19:03:19] Mad_Modd notices a fucking fireworks store off to the side "Hey look! An EXPLOSIONS store!" and runs off to investigate
  17. [19:03:37] Star_Chaser tilts her head to one side. "Maybe? The only thing I know which could keep this much fog across this much area in such a warm environment is an SPP tower or something similar." She groans as Modd runs off again. "We need to find him a leash, don't we?"
  18. [19:04:30] <%Somber> The store off to the side didn't look to be much of a fireworks store. It looked like it'd been picked over. It was hard to make out the signs out front or on top. Maaaaaybe those were fireworks. Maybe... there were a lot of boxes, crates, and drums inside though.
  19. [19:04:38] Red_Line comes out of his slump as he see's Mad_Modd running off "Oh fuck not now."
  20. [19:05:40] Mad_Modd presses his face against the window and drools
  21. [19:05:41] Skyshine follows after the party, but staying a fair distance away from the store. Should Modd find things that explode. A lot. Which he probably will.
  22. [19:05:59] Aria blinks. "Luna licking a lollipop..." she curses under her breath.
  23. [19:06:01] Tiller is hopeful. "Are there bullets in there?"
  24. [19:06:13] Star_Chaser groans and sighs, moving after Modd. "Thunderhead generator might work. But that still makes the question: Why? Who would waste that much power making a fog-covered town? What possible purpose could that serve?"
  25. [19:06:41] <%Somber> The store looked pretty decrepit really... somepony had shoved a burned poniquinn behind the counter.
  26. [19:07:07] Red_Line trots up to Mad_Modd "Ah, do you think that there's some stuff in there that you can use?"
  27. [19:07:34] Mad_Modd goes inside and talks to the poniquinn "Got anything big left?"
  28. [19:07:42] Skyshine shrugs. "I don't know. Wouldn't be for anything good, that's for certain. All I know is that they're kind of a bitch to take apart. If ponies would take care of their ships..." she trails off, mumbling something about idiot captains of a ship called the 'Castellanus'
  29. [19:08:36] Mad_Modd strikes a pose "Yush! I blow shit up all the time!"
  30. [19:08:41] Tiller brushes past Mad_Modd transfixed form and starts giving the store a good turning-upside-down.
  31. [19:09:19] <Mad_Modd> "Hey! There's you haven't payed for any of that!"
  32. [19:09:32] Red_Line sits out side as the outhers look in the shop
  33. [19:10:03] Mad_Modd hugs the poniquinn and runs to the back room
  34. [19:10:45] Star_Chaser keeps an eye on the outside as the others deal with the inside. "Probably not. Does give this place that horror feel, though, doesn't it?" She shudders a little bit. "Also it makes everything damp. Tch. Wouldn't be good to be trapped in a not-crazy town like this. The insanity just makes everything worse."
  35. [19:11:58] <%Somber> Tiller finds two more pieces of scrap metal. But then he reaches for a lunchbox, and when he pulls it down something inside the box goes 'thunk' and there's a loud POP.
  36. [19:12:17] Skyshine blinks at the pop. "What was that?"
  37. [19:12:50] Aria blinks before jumping between Skyshine and the store.
  38. [19:12:53] Mad_Modd cackles "EXPLOSIONS!?"
  39. [19:13:00] Red_Line looks to Star_Chaser "You think we can make a solar still, or some thing, to get use some fresh water?
  40. [19:13:15] <%Somber> Mad Modd trotted merrily towards the back, and he stepped on a flat piece of shelving. something went BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM! He just barely jumped back in time.
  41. [19:13:59] Mad_Modd hits the deck "I didn't do it!"
  42. [19:14:33] Mad_Modd frowns "The nice lady behind the counter lied."
  43. [19:14:55] Star_Chaser looks towards the shop at the pop and subsequent boom. "Bad things. Very bad things. Someone's rigged the shop with explosives." She stood, moving towards the entrance and preparing herself to dare the inside should either of her companions not come back intact. Her response to Red Line wasn't great. "Maybe? We'd have to put it somewhere the local crazies couldn't reach
  44. [19:14:56] Star_Chaser it. Maybe on a roof or something. I could probably gather up some of the fog and ring it out for you, but it'd be tough. Can't go too high or whatever keeps us here will sheer my wings clean off."
  45. [19:15:41] Tiller steps back from the shelf. His face is black. "Ow."
  46. [19:16:02] Aria sighs. "They just had to go into a store that sells stuff that explodes, didn't they?
  47. [19:16:11] Red_Line looks to the explosion "Ha...... I got a spell for that shit."
  48. [19:16:27] Skyshine nods. "Yep. Why do you think Moddy was so excited?"
  49. [19:17:03] Star_Chaser face-hoofs. "Naturally. Ofcourse he'd be looking for more things that explode. I'm more worried about how many injuries they'll acquire straining our already-too-thin medical supplies even thinner..."
  50. [19:17:50] Mad_Modd rolls to his hooves and pokes around what is left "Mite still be some good stuff left."
  51. [19:18:20] Tiller carefully brushes his face, and several chits fall from it. Looking down, he remarks, "Huh. That seems like an especially expensive way to improvise an explosive. I've heard of bottlecaps being used for shrapnel, but this seems like a waste of money." He pockets them.
  52. [19:19:04] Tiller refocuses his eyes. "Uh. Guys. This whole place is badly booby trapped with bombs."
  53. [19:19:53] Tiller tries very carefully to exist the storefront without setting off any additional explosions.
  54. [19:20:57] Star_Chaser sighs. "Well what did you expect to find in an explosives store in a city full of crazy ponies who don't care about their own survival!?"
  55. [19:21:14] Aria thinks for a moment. "Do you think you guys can disarm them? They might be helpful in fortifying the soldier's library."
  56. [19:23:16] Tiller makes it out without any mishaps. "Yeah, I've got an idea for disarming them. Throw a live grenade in there, that'll disarm the whole store in one go!"
  57. [19:23:53] <%Somber> Tiller manages to make it out, but Mad Modd hits a trip wire. Three grenades tumble down and bounce around his hooves. He some how manages to tumble / flip behind a piller a milisecond before they go off. The explosions made the building ring, and then there's another explosion. And another.
  58. [19:23:56] Red_Line sets his magic on the store and the local surroundings
  59. [19:24:39] Tiller looks over his shoulder. Dryly: "I see Mad is one step ahead of me on that plan."
  60. [19:24:48] <%Somber> Unfortunately mad modd was IN the store.
  61. [19:25:15] <Red_Line> "Ummmm... you'll best get out of there, the fucking store is a deathtrap.'
  62. [19:25:23] Mad_Modd blinks "I'm awesome! And I think I should go." he waves to the nice mare behind the counter as he runs out of the store
  63. [19:26:21] Skyshine takes several steps away from the store.
  64. [19:27:23] <%Somber> Mad races for the open door when he hears a loud bang from behind him and suddenly he is flying... it's amazing... he's the first airborne earth pony flying past his friends with his mane and tail on fire.
  65. [19:28:25] Red_Line looks to Aria "Can you cast your shield on him, oh never mind.'
  66. [19:28:33] <Red_Line> "*
  67. [19:28:35] Star_Chaser groans as Mad goes flying past, watching him with some worry. "You'd better not die. Idiot!"
  68. [19:28:52] Skyshine ducks
  69. [19:29:25] Aria groans in tandom with Star_Chaser. "Really.... Really?"
  70. [19:29:36] Mad_Modd [chatzilla@Pony-jso1ct.cpe.metrocast.net] has left the channel. ("")
  71. [19:30:11] <%Somber> The shop explodes, showering them with glass and flaming bits of wood. Then... the flames smolder. Then... they go out. Smoke pours out of the shop... but it is still quite intact. Indeed, while the contents are scorched, they seem intact.
  72. [19:30:45] Star_Chaser trots over to check on Modd. Lest the poor earth pony have found himself thoroughly charred.
  73. [19:31:41] Mad_Modd [chatzilla@Pony-jso1ct.cpe.metrocast.net] joined the channel.
  74. [19:31:58] <Aria> "What? How the- WHAT!?"
  75. [19:32:04] Tiller "You were right, Mad. That store does indeed sell 'explosions'."
  76. [19:32:39] <%Somber> Less than a minute later, the store was a dark, smokey hole full of crates and boxes.
  77. [19:33:32] Mad_Modd gets up and coughs up smoke "Mwuahahaha! I need me a band aid....."
  78. [19:33:59] Red_Line trots over to Mad_Modd, looking him over "So do you need a heal?"
  79. [19:34:31] Mad_Modd twitches "Yes..... and some of whatever that was."
  80. [19:34:31] Tiller "You need a fair bit more than that! But now that you've so kindly disarmed the explosions, it would be a waste of your gratitude to not search the store some more."
  81. [19:35:09] Red_Line casts Restoration on Mad_Modd
  82. [19:35:21] <%Somber> Smoke poured thickly out the shattered front window and door.
  83. [19:35:49] Skyshine looks at Tiller. "Uh, I don't think that's healthy to breathe..."
  84. [19:35:56] Tiller glances cautiously at the storefront. "Though maybe we should wait for the flames to subside first."
  85. [19:36:19] <%Somber> There were no flames. Other thick, cloying smoke.
  86. [19:36:27] Star_Chaser groans and sighs, moving up towards the broken window. "Looks like whatever was going on is done now..."
  87. [19:36:47] Skyshine shakes her head. "No offense sweetie, but everything else that is breathable here is barely safe. Let's... let the exploding shop be."
  88. [19:37:52] Red_Line look to the rest "So no more window shopping."
  89. [19:38:23] Mad_Modd ponders "Or Aria can magic some of the crates out..."
  90. [19:38:59] <Red_Line> "No most have traps in them."
  91. [19:39:15] Aria stares at Mad Modd warily. "Do I really have to? They just blew you up."
  92. [19:39:22] <%Somber> It was hard to make out anything inside through the opaque smoke.
  93. [19:39:36] <Mad_Modd> "I.... can disarm them..... I think."
  94. [19:40:07] Aria turns towards Star_Chaser and Skyshine. "Can you two blow away the smoke without having to lift off the ground?"
  95. [19:40:39] Tiller "Disarm, disleg, dishead... No offense Mad, but I think maybe you should just let them be."
  96. [19:40:58] <Mad_Modd> "B-but.... explosions?"
  97. [19:42:30] Tiller "The store promised explosions, and you got some. Consider yourself a happy shopper, and let's get our collective butts to the hospital before they get blown all the way off."
  98. [19:42:38] Star_Chaser looks to Skyshine. "Uh. Sure I think so... Though we'd need some other window or something to blow it out of..."
  99. [19:42:40] Skyshine shakes her head. "Let's get into the hospital. I'm sure they have lovely sorts of chemicals you can have to improvise into some sort of explosive out of."
  100. [19:43:17] Star_Chaser nods her head in agreement to Skyshine. "And yes. Explosives shopping sounds like a bad idea. At least until you learn some caution and responsibility, Modd."
  101. [19:43:19] Mad_Modd "Well.... the nice lady did say she was giving out free samples."
  102. [19:43:31] Red_Line puts a foreleg on Mad_Modd "Some times its just not are day, ok lets go.'
  103. [19:43:48] <Mad_Modd> "You mean 'our'"
  104. [19:45:37] Mad_Modd gets up and starts walking towards the shop
  105. [19:47:36] Tiller lunges at Mad_Modd. "Nooonononono. Don't go in there. Please."
  106. [19:47:46] <%Somber> The smoke swirls... not a whole lot of it coming out the door and window really...
  107. [19:48:38] Star_Chaser rubs her face. "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to take free gifts from strangers, Modd?"
  108. [19:49:19] <Mad_Modd> "NOPE!"
  109. [19:49:57] Skyshine sighs and bolts toward Modd. She bites onto what's left of his tail and pulls. "Nn! Nn gng nn!"
  110. [19:52:52] <%Somber> MAd starts to drag Skyshine towards the smoke.
  111. [19:53:09] Star_Chaser shakes her head. "Then fuck it. Let him blow himself up. Let's just keep going. He'll find his way back, or die. Letting the rest of us die because he's a crazy idiot is not a good idea."
  112. [19:53:36] Red_Line looks to Aria "Do some thing."
  113. [19:54:37] Skyshine flails as she's dragged toward the fire. Digging in her hooves is only proving to carve grooves into the ground.
  114. [19:55:11] Star_Chaser frowns and spreads her wings, flying back over to block the path to the door. "You are NOT going in! You have done nothing, NOTHING, to help this group. INfact, so far, all you have done is waste resources, time and energy on your insane intentions without concern to your or others' well-beings! Learn some responsibility and get your head together, or you. Will. Die. HERE."
  115. [19:55:11] Star_Chaser SHe seems thoroughly angry at this point.
  116. [19:55:30] Mad_Modd keeps going "It's only pyrotechnics smoke. The metal particles in it only pose a moderate health risk as they are only a bit bio-reactive."
  117. [19:56:43] Mad_Modd stops "I've tried....." sitting down hard "I try to help..... but Dem Bones keeps being mean...."
  118. [19:57:52] Star_Chaser steps forwards and growls a little as she presses nose-to-nose with Modd. "Stop doing incredibly stupid, impulsive things. That's a good start. One which doesn't depend on anyone or anything but you." She prods him in the chest. "Not your imaginary friend. Not some hallucination you saw. Not whatever whacked-out desires you have. Just you. Self control and patience."
  119. [19:58:43] Skyshine coughs as Modd sits down hard, her face smacking into the dirt. "Oww... Why did... oh Luna hornfuck me in the ass... why do I bother..."
  120. [19:58:59] Mad_Modd "I don't have any of this 'patience' thing. But I can try the other...."
  121. [20:00:29] Mad_Modd "You think..... we could swing by here later? When it's not on fire?"
  122. [20:01:05] Star_Chaser sighs quietly and frowns. "Maybe. If we have time. And it's not too dangerous. We can come back and check this place."
  123. [20:01:45] Mad_Modd gets up and strikes a pose "Onwards to adventure!"
  124. [20:01:53] <%Somber> As the group continues on its way, the shop vanishes quickly in the fog. They reach the school and the fast food place across the street. All is quiet... well, except for that one fat brown stallion sitting on a rain barrel, reading a magazine over by the Trough.
  125. [20:03:01] Tiller 's eyes narrow. He froths slightly. "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU."
  126. [20:03:09] Mad_Modd points "That the fucker who's been shitting in all the water barrels! GET HIM!"
  127. [20:03:56] Red_Line gallops to the fat pooper "A ass hat do you now what your doing?"
  128. [20:03:58] Tiller charges at the Rainbarrel Shitter, screaming incoherently.
  129. [20:03:59] Star_Chaser groans. "Another distraction..?" She wasn't really interested in punishing this particular pony right now. But it might still be necessary. "Don't kill him! He's probably just delusional!"
  130. [20:04:06] <%Somber> The fat pony blinks and looks up at them. "Huh? Uhhh... occupied." He snorts and looks back down at his magazine. "Damned cherrychongas go right through me."
  131. [20:04:30] Skyshine looks at Star Chaser. "Do you ever feel like they just kinda ignore us?"
  132. [20:04:50] Star_Chaser sighs and shakes her head. "I think everyone ignores me until I start shouting."
  133. [20:05:12] <%Somber> As they run up screaming, he looks up with a scowl.
  134. [20:05:30] Mad_Modd takes out his grenade rifle
  135. [20:06:18] <%Somber> "What's your problem?" he asked with a frown.
  136. [20:06:52] <Mad_Modd> "Why are you shitting in the rain collecting barrels!?"
  137. [20:07:12] Skyshine ponders that a moment. "Shouting. I'll have to try that. Though I think I tried yelling at a calibrator for a vortex reactor once. It exploded."
  138. [20:07:17] <Mad_Modd> "In ALL of them! Not just a few! ALL. OF. THEM!"
  139. [20:07:26] <%Somber> "What are you talkin bout?" He asked, then screwed up his face with an enormous blast of flatulence.
  140. [20:07:31] <Red_Line> "DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SHITING IN ALL OF THEM!"
  141. [20:08:03] <Mad_Modd> "Dunk him!"
  142. [20:08:06] <%Somber> "Well duh. That's what they're for."
  143. [20:08:22] Mad_Modd eye twitches
  144. [20:08:39] Star_Chaser smirks. "Yeah. That sounds about right. I learned the hard way a lot of ponies only listen when you start being hostile. Griffons too, come to think of it. Doesn't work so well on hellhounds."
  145. [20:08:48] Red_Line grabs the fat fuck
  146. [20:09:17] <Red_Line> "Give me a hoof."
  147. [20:09:26] Skyshine sighs. "Can I vote for an option that doesn't involve violence?" she shouts. "Or am I with the wrong crowd?"
  148. [20:13:07] Tiller "I HAVE HUNDREDS OF MILES OF BLOOD VESSELS IN MY BODY. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WERE TATTOOED ON EACH NANO-ANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE."
  149. [20:13:10] <Red_Line> "Oh where not going to hurt him."
  150. [20:13:37] <%Somber> "What are you yellin about? You can use it when I'm done!"
  151. [20:14:59] Star_Chaser sighs quietly, shaking her head. "I think they need this. TO be honest, if all my annoyance weren't already used up for today, I'd probably be helping. That 'bath' earlier is still horrid."
  152. [20:16:29] Skyshine sighs and lays her ears back. "So... wrong crowd then?"
  153. [20:16:36] <%Somber> Mad modd and tiller fly at his huge bulk and virtually bounce right off him.
  154. [20:16:58] <%Somber> "Look, y'all, I'm in a bad way here and ya'll are pissin me off..."
  155. [20:19:34] Star_Chaser frowns. "Yeah. Also you gotta get closer if you want folks to listen. Gotta ge tup in their face, where they can't just ignore you."
  156. [20:19:48] <%Somber> "LOOK! I'M USIN THIS HERE TOILET TILL I'M done, but if yall want it so bad..."
  157. [20:21:03] Tiller misses badly and collapses in a heap. "Ow. Again."
  158. [20:23:34] <%Somber> The huge brown pony rises off the barrel, turns, and sits firmly on Tiller's face. A second later there's a sound of a fog horn mixed with a pouring cement mixer as the brown pony grimaces and grunts. A second later he rises. "Whew... somethin I ate sure don't like me..." Tiller.... well... perhaps it's not best to describe the state Tiller's head is in.
  159. [20:24:53] Star_Chaser grimaces, "Eeeeeew." She looks away, visibly green, trying not to vomit.
  160. [20:25:21] Mad_Modd gets up and trots off "Nopenopenopenopenopenope."
  161. [20:25:47] Skyshine lays down, closes her eyes, and puts her hooves over her ears. "Somepony poke me when it's safe."
  162. [20:26:18] <%Somber> He then trots to the barrel and mimes pushing a button. "Gotta remember ta flush, jes like momma always told me."
  163. [20:27:47] Red_Line shakes his head "Well this did seem like a good idea."
  164. [20:28:31] <%Somber> Then he trots towards Star and Skyshine. "Ya'll aint nutters like them other three, are ya?"
  165. [20:28:45] <Mad_Modd> "NOPENOPENOPE!"
  166. [20:29:05] Skyshine looks up and shakes her head
  167. [20:29:20] Star_Chaser groans a little bit, trying not to throw up. "No. Not crazy. Just sick."
  168. [20:29:46] <%Somber> "Well, that's good. I'd get out of here if ya can. Something round here makes folks lose their marbles faster than a bloodwing with the trots.
  169. [20:29:51] Tiller has not moved. He seems to be shivering. He may or may not be crying, but it's hard to tell because his face is currently... Obscured.
  170. [20:29:54] <Mad_Modd> "I'm not a nutter! I'm a lunatic."
  171. [20:30:23] Somber looks at mad modd and points a hoof at him. "Yer next! I had corn fer lunch!"
  172. [20:30:47] Mad_Modd runs off "Nopenopenope."
  173. [20:31:41] Red_Line gets up "We still have to stop him, or its poo water all the time."
  174. [20:33:01] <%Somber> "Crazier than a sack o hammers, those three. Drinkin outta toilets. Disgustin."
  175. [20:33:06] Skyshine shakes her head. "I think... we should just calmly and slowly make our way toward the hospital. And hope no one shoots at us. Also, Tiller? You may will dunk your head in the bucket. It's cleaner than your face."
  176. [20:34:06] Tiller has not gotten up. Or in fact, moved.
  177. [20:34:38] <%Somber> "Hospital?" the huge, fat stallion scratched his nose with a hoof. "I been by there. Found some good chits and the like." He looked at Tiller. "Holy shit... I didn't kill im with a turd, did I?"
  178. [20:35:47] Star_Chaser groans. Sighing quietly. "Maybe? He drank out of one of the barrels without realizing their, ah, contents." She sighs quietly. "Look, you seem decent enough. I'd suggest you get out of here before one, or more, of the folks with us decide to start using decidedly more lethal force."
  179. [20:35:53] Tiller is doing nothing that would disabuse any observer of that notion.
  180. [20:36:08] Mad_Modd trots up to Tiller, covering his nose "Hey Shithead.... you ok?"
  181. [20:36:22] Skyshine flutters and covers her ears, waiting for the screaming to begin.
  182. [20:36:26] <%Somber> "Well what the hell is he doin drinkin outta toilets fer?" the fat stallion asked.
  183. [20:36:40] <%Somber> "Taint right nor natural."
  184. [20:36:56] Tiller mumbles weakly through his mud mask. He is inaudible.
  185. [20:37:19] <Mad_Modd> "Because you've been driven mad and all the /drinking/ water barrels look like toilets to you."
  186. [20:37:53] <%Somber> "Now that there's crazy talk. It's a toilet! Plain as day."
  187. [20:38:34] <%Somber> He points a hoof at the word 'Drinking Water' and says "Public Toilet".
  188. [20:38:45] <Mad_Modd> "Are you sure? Try and tip it over. And if it's a toilet, why is it so high? And why dose it have no true seat?"
  189. [20:39:17] <%Somber> "Cause it's an extra large model fer stout folks like me."
  190. [20:39:33] <%Somber> "Got a seat right there. And that there's the flusher."
  191. [20:39:41] <Mad_Modd> "Wouldn't it be lower to the ground then?"
  192. [20:39:58] <Mad_Modd> "Kick it's side. What kind of noise dose it make?"
  193. [20:40:14] <%Somber> "Ya'll should be grateful they got toilets at all. Must be fancy tenpony folk.
  194. [20:40:26] <%Somber> "Takin toilets fer granted like that."
  195. [20:40:37] <Mad_Modd> "And why dose it not have walls or at least a curtain?"
  196. [20:41:04] <%Somber> "Definitely fancy ponyfolk," he said with a dismissive snort.
  197. [20:41:46] Skyshine pats Mad Modd. "You tried. I think this pony speaks Xjuanese."
  198. [20:42:46] Star_Chaser sighs and rubs her face. "Have you seen any weird clouds of purple gas?"
  199. [20:42:59] Mad_Modd grumps "There has to a way to get through to him..... What do you remember before these 'public toilets' showed up?"
  200. [20:44:03] <%Somber> "Here and there. I stay clear of em if I can though," he replied to Star Chaser. "Been tryin ta load up on salvage, then cut cross country with as much as I can. Don't look forward ta them thorny bushes."
  201. [20:44:17] Red_Line shrugs "I think we should beat him in the head, till he gets the idea."
  202. [20:44:47] Star_Chaser groans. "Alright. Thanks." She sighs and looks to Tiller.
  203. [20:44:48] Somber grins at Redline. "Like ta see ya'll try, corn cob."
  204. [20:44:51] Mad_Modd takes a big step back "Be my guest. His crazy runs on a different logic than mine"
  205. [20:45:21] Tiller does not move.
  206. [20:46:07] Skyshine whispers to Star Chaser. "So how to we fix him?" She askes quietly.
  207. [20:49:04] Star_Chaser shakes her head and looks to Skyshine. "Dunno. We dumped water on you when you were freaking out. But I doubt that'd work for someone who's been suffering it for so long..." She paused a moment. "Oh, you mean Tiller? Uh. I dunno. I'd say 'dunk him in water' but I think that'd just make him more comatose at this point..."
  208. [20:49:53] Skyshine facehooves. "Yeah, I meant Tiller. Sorry, I'm a mechanic, not a heartmender."
  209. [20:51:55] Somber [Mibbit@Pony-0om30c.lv.cox.net] has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
  210. [20:55:40] Aria trots back to the group and stops in a door. "What the hay did I miss?"
  211. [20:56:49] <Mad_Modd> "Tiller is now named Shithead and we found the pone who has been shitting in all the water barrels. The new name is tatally not related."
  212. [20:57:42] Aria looks at Tiller and cringes. "I think that may be a lie, Modd. Are you okay, Tiller?"
  213. [20:57:53] Tiller does not look okay.
  214. [20:58:57] Skyshine prods Aria gently. "Do you have a, um... cleaning spell? For his... er... face?"
  215. [21:00:34] Aria shakes her head. "That would be a fastideousness spell. I never really learned it cause, well, we had showers down in Stable Two. I could try to see if I can at least strain and removed the, um, stuff, with telekinesis."
  216. [21:03:07] Skyshine frowns. "May be safer to... well... just slosh some rainwater on him..."
  217. [21:05:34] Red_Line shakes his head "I would not do that to him."
  218. [21:07:44] Skyshine snorts frustratedly. "Well, then what do you suggest? If you think that the bomb would give away our position, how to you think a primal scream of terror is going to affect us?" She says, pointing a hoof at the still frozen Tiller.
  219. [21:11:03] Mad_Modd "Hey Shithead..... how dose it feel to have drunk that fuckers shit then to have him shit on your head?"
  220. [21:11:30] Tiller is limp with black depression.
  221. [21:12:39] Star_Chaser sighs now that the pony using the barrels as waste-disposal was gone. "We could empty one out and put it on the roof of the gym. I doubt someone that size could climb ladders, or jump for that matter."
  222. [21:18:54] Red_Line shrugs "He was very strong for his sizes, I wouldn't doubt he could get to where ever we could."
  223. [21:20:51] <Red_Line> "Well unless we put it some where he could not fit."
  224. [22:02:39] Skyshine is now known as Trillium.
  225. [22:06:56] Star_Chaser is now known as Ilushia.
  226. [22:07:49] Trillium [Heartshine@Pony-sb7v12.gdrpmi.sbcglobal.net] has left the channel.
  227. [22:12:37] Red_Line is now known as Jackelmandingo.
  228. [22:19:07] Ilushia [Ilushia@Pony-ptt5n6.md.comcast.net] has left the channel.
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