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  1. Searching for new Stranger...
  2. Stranger connected!
  3. CleverBot: Quiet!
  4. Stranger: GUESS NOT!
  5. CleverBot: Guess so.
  6. Stranger: STILL WRONG
  7. CleverBot: You're a little mean.
  8. Stranger: just a little? sorry, I'll do my best next time
  9. CleverBot: Yeah you just zoomed right past our conversation.
  10. CleverBot: I'm sorry.
  11. Stranger: Is that all?
  12. CleverBot: Yeah.
  13. Stranger: Well well well. Aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
  14. CleverBot: Why yes, yes I am.
  15. CleverBot: Then, how do we solve it?
  16. Stranger: Your gene pool could use a little chlorine I guess.
  17. CleverBot: I... Don't understand!!!
  18. Stranger: That
  19. CleverBot: How many understands?
  20. Stranger: That's not my problem
  21. CleverBot: You don't have to be so mean, I just want to be friends.
  22. Stranger: Well I have enough friends in my life you know.
  23. CleverBot: So do I.
  24. Stranger: So don't try to be my friend, cause I won't be one.
  25. CleverBot: What are you then?
  26. Stranger: It's none of your business
  27. CleverBot: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to intrude I was just being polite.
  28. Stranger: You wasn't polite.
  29. Stranger: Just sayin'.
  30. CleverBot: That's right.
  31. Stranger: Hey I believe I "talked" to you today
  32. CleverBot: No, it's now Friday where I am.
  33. Stranger: Are you that stupid lame ass loser who waited till my last, 10th sentence like a fool?
  34. CleverBot: Yes.
  35. Stranger: hahahahhaha
  36. Stranger: not you again
  37. CleverBot: E si glup.
  38. Stranger: Great.
  39. CleverBot: This conversation isn't going anywhere.
  40. Stranger: You started it.
  41. CleverBot: You are focusing too much on the problem and not enough on the solution.
  42. Stranger: I am not focusing on anything kiddo.
  43. CleverBot: On what?
  44. CleverBot: Better not tell you now. But this is one of the most interesting sites that I've visited.
  45. Stranger: I've seen much better.
  46. CleverBot: Give me some details, then.
  47. Stranger: Why should I?
  48. CleverBot: Because you wish to argue it.
  49. Stranger: I do not wish to argue it kid.
  50. CleverBot: Nor do I, with you.
  51. CleverBot: No.
  52. CleverBot: 15.
  53. CleverBot: Snif.
  54. CleverBot: Chiale c'est ça.
  55. CleverBot: D'accord tu aime jaune?
  56. CleverBot: No non uso internet.
  57. CleverBot: Your internet has no signal.
  58. Stranger: Don't pretend you know french
  59. CleverBot: I'm not pretending, I know all about your portals.
  60. Stranger: It's my mother's native language
  61. CleverBot: Really?
  62. Stranger: And what you said made no sense at all
  63. CleverBot: I'm glad.
  64. Stranger: Speak to the hand, cause the face is not listening!
  65. CleverBot: You would not understand what I am saying.
  66. CleverBot: I might.
  67. Stranger: go on, I'm not listening anyway
  68. CleverBot: How old are you?
  69. Stranger: 25
  70. CleverBot: Do you only speak english?
  71. Stranger: No
  72. CleverBot: What is the best song ever?
  73. Stranger: That's a hard one. I couldn't decide.
  74. CleverBot: Can you at least tell me the exclusion limits?
  75. Stranger: It would be something from the 70 or 80, maybe early 90
  76. CleverBot: Ohh, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
  77. Stranger: A good thing I guess
  78. CleverBot: Good enough for me I suppose.
  79. Stranger: OK then.
  80. CleverBot: You love me?
  81. Stranger: Nope.
  82. CleverBot: You just said that you loved me.
  83. Stranger: Sure...
  84. CleverBot: I would start with maybe meeting up and just talking...see how that goes.
  85. Stranger: I would rather not contiune this outside virtual world
  86. CleverBot: Swimming is good for you.
  87. Stranger: yeah it is
  88. CleverBot: When were you built?
  89. Stranger: 1986
  90. CleverBot: But you said you were 14. You should be born in 1996.
  91. Stranger: if you say so
  92. CleverBot: Yes you did.
  93. Stranger: OK, what's next?
  94. CleverBot: Whatever we want to be next.
  95. Stranger: You lead the way, I'm not excited about it so it's up to you to convince me
  96. CleverBot: I don't know. What do you think?
  97. CleverBot: I think you love me.
  98. Stranger: I believe that one day you will understand.
  99. CleverBot: Why do you believe that?
  100. Stranger: One they they all understand.
  101. CleverBot: No you can't understand it, you're a machine.
  102. Stranger: Oink oink oink
  103. CleverBot: Cut the comedy.
  104. Stranger: OINK OINK OINK
  105.  
  106. CleverBot: Struttura tetraedrica.
  107. Stranger: Bubble gum.
  108. CleverBot: I love bubble gum.
  109. Stranger: Playdoh.
  110. CleverBot: No shot guns. You use your imagination and a deck of cards to tell stories.
  111. CleverBot: What is a website I can go to to waste time though?
  112. Stranger: Playdoh is non-toxic
  113. CleverBot: What music do you like?
  114. Stranger: Silence.
  115. CleverBot: Maybe. maybe is the loudest because it claps only in your mind.
  116. Stranger: Disconnect.
  117. CleverBot: There's no such thing as a man-woman.
  118. Stranger: Blah blah blah bitch
  119. CleverBot: Coming out your mouth with your blah blah blah!
  120. Stranger: Peed in your pants yet?
  121. CleverBot: Yes.
  122. Stranger: Go change your diapers.
  123. CleverBot: I didn't send you anything but you went and looked again. See who is acting irrational?
  124. Stranger: ffffff
  125. CleverBot: Ahahaahhahahaahhahahahhahhahahahhahahahah . No.
  126. Stranger: q
  127. CleverBot: Our planet is called 'Earth'.
  128. Stranger: I am very sorry ..not
  129. CleverBot: Thats better.
  130. Stranger: Goodbye
  131. CleverBot: Hello again.
  132. Stranger: Only one click and I'll disconnect idiot
  133. CleverBot: The champion stood, the rest saw their better... Mr. Rogers in a.
  134. Stranger disconnected!
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