<Erasmus> Hello Mutant!
<Pizzatiger> Mutant?
<Pizzatiger> I am the trusted officer of the computer
<Pizzatiger> AND your superior
<Pizzatiger> you saying the computer made a mistake?
<Erasmus> Not at all, the computer never makes mistakes.
<Pizzatiger> then why would you call me a mutant?
<Erasmus> Which is why you must be a mutant. You're saying you are trusted by the computer, and the computer would never trust a mutant. Therefore you are lying.
<Pizzatiger> Yes
<Pizzatiger> but the computer promoted me
<Erasmus> So, you are lying?
<Pizzatiger> which means it trust me
<Pizzatiger> which therefore i am not a mutant
<Pizzatiger> for the computer never makes mistakes
<Erasmus> For the computer to promote you, and for the computer to never make a mistake, that must mean that it did not promote you. It promoted someone else, and you assumed their identity.
<Erasmus> And you are therefore a mutant.
<Pizzatiger> But
<Pizzatiger> it did promote me and you must be a mutant because you think you know what the computer is thinking but only mutant can do that
<Erasmus> Not at all. As a loyal troubleshooter, I must know how the computer will act, but I would never presume to know its inner workings. However, with your logic of it promoting you therefore you must be a human, it means that if you are a mutant then the computer would be wrong. Therefore your argument carries with it the possibility of the computer being wrong.
<Erasmus> Which is clearly impossible, and as such, you must be a mutant who seeks to subvert the computer by posing as someone with a higher clearance to lead loyal troubleshooters away.
<Pizzatiger> So your saying that your logic is that i am a mutant because the computer would never hire a mutant
<Pizzatiger> yet
<Pizzatiger> i have my ID AND the computers trust
<Pizzatiger> to prove who i say i am
<Pizzatiger> i think your a commie mutant using your brain powers to brainwash me
<Pizzatiger> *Lifts lasergun*
<Pizzatiger> prepare to die mutant!
<Erasmus> Clearly you are posing as someone else. Do you have proof of everywhere you have ever lived, and every job you have ever held?
<Pizzatiger> *fires laser*
<Erasmus> Aha, here is the issue. I am not trying to brainwash you, I am merely submitting you to the computer to do as it wills.
<Erasmus> And only a mutant would attempt to murder a loyal troubleshooter.
<Pizzatiger> The thing is your not a loyal troubleshooter
<Pizzatiger> your a mutant commie traitor
<Erasmus> So now you are questioning the computers logic in hiring me?
<Erasmus> That sounds like traitor talk.
<Pizzatiger> The computer didn't hire you
<Pizzatiger> you are posing as someone else
<Pizzatiger> in matter of fact
<Erasmus> Now you see you are using my argument.
<Pizzatiger> i know your real identy
<Erasmus> Only commies take other people's ideas.
<Erasmus> Therefore, you are a commie.
<Pizzatiger> your really Pizzatiger
<Pizzatiger> and i am really Erasmus
<Erasmus> So you say I am Pizzatiger?
<Pizzatiger> DU DUU DUUUUH
<Erasmus> In that case, how dare you judge my authority?
<Erasmus> I was clearly promoted for a reason.
<Pizzatiger> yes
<Erasmus> Do you dare disagree with the computer's judgement?
<Pizzatiger> for being the most shootable person
<Erasmus> So you agree I was promoted
<Pizzatiger> keep your enemy close as possible the computer once said
<Erasmus> Which means I am your superior
<Pizzatiger> then shot them
<Pizzatiger> if they are a mutant commie
<Erasmus> However
<Erasmus> I have not been shot
<Pizzatiger> so your about to be shot
<Erasmus> Ergo, not a mutant commie.
<Pizzatiger> yes you have
<Erasmus> I think, Erasmus
<Pizzatiger> computer sent me to spy as pizzatiger to catch you pretendng to be Erasmus
<Erasmus> It is you who have been shot.
<Pizzatiger> i shot you
<Pizzatiger> for being a mutant commie traitor
<Erasmus> Correction
<Erasmus> You shot Erasmus.
<Erasmus> Ergo you killed yourself.
<Pizzatiger> correction
<Erasmus> Clearly the pressure of being a mutant commie traitor was too much.
<Pizzatiger> i shot a pizzatiger pretending to be a Eramus
<Pizzatiger> which means your dead
<Pizzatiger> and this is your clone talking
<Erasmus> However, I am Pizzatiger.
<Erasmus> Incorrect, there are no clones.
<Erasmus> This has all been a simulation.
<Erasmus> The fact that you were not aware is a testament to the fact I have higher clearance.
<Erasmus> Ergo I am your superior
<Pizzatiger> but
<Erasmus> The computer was testing your loyalty.
<Erasmus> And attempting to kill a superior is clearly a commie action.
<Pizzatiger> this simulation is a simulation The fact that you were not aware of it is a testment to the fact that i have higher Clearance
<Erasmus> Incorrect. The Computer would have informed me.
<Erasmus> It told me that you would try and lie.
<Pizzatiger> Incorrect
<Erasmus> And confuse me.
<Pizzatiger> you don't have high enough clearence
<Erasmus> Your commie tactics shall not work
<Pizzatiger> how come your not dead
<Erasmus> Clearly you shot the simulated version of me
<Pizzatiger> even though outside the simulation your being shot at by  simulated commies
<Erasmus> Who was pretending to be you
<Erasmus> To reveal your commie nature
<Pizzatiger> how could you allow a commie to shot you?
<Erasmus> I did not. The simulation was to reveal the truth.
<Erasmus> You were not even given a gun.
<Pizzatiger> That would allow the commies to win
<Erasmus> That was in fact a finger print scanner.
<Pizzatiger> given to me by RD
<Erasmus> All your information has been sent to the computer to check against families.
<Erasmus> All with known connections to you have been apprehended.
<Erasmus> Your commie spyring ends here.
<Pizzatiger> I know the computer will support me
<Erasmus> The Computer saw it all coming.
<Pizzatiger> seeing this is a simulation in a simulation
<Erasmus> You cannot fool the computer.
<Pizzatiger> you passed with flying colors
<Pizzatiger> but
<Pizzatiger> because your not clearenced for those colors
<Pizzatiger> you are to be executed
<Pizzatiger> and your next clone will be promoted to red
<Erasmus> They are merely simulated colours.
<Erasmus> Therefore my simulation must be killed.
<Erasmus> I know nothing of those higher colours, clearly.
<Erasmus> Only a traitor would presume to.
<Pizzatiger> Have a Nice Day Eramus-R-NRD
<Pizzatiger> Enjoy your promotion to troubleshooter
<Erasmus> And you, mutant commie.
<Pizzatiger> wait
<Pizzatiger> you would tell a commie to have a nice day?
<Pizzatiger> Which means you ARE the commie
<Erasmus> Incorrect.
<Erasmus> Although you shall be terminated
<Erasmus> It is merely because it must be done.
<Erasmus> I have no personal ill will, you must just die.
<Erasmus> It is the computer's will.
<Erasmus> We merely act for it, in its infinite wisdom.
<Pizzatiger> saddly this is a simultation
<Pizzatiger> if i found myself a commie i would kill myself right now
<Pizzatiger> but i am not a commie
<Pizzatiger> therefore you are calling your orange clearence superior a commie
<Erasmus> However, if you were a commie, you would not kill yourself.
<Pizzatiger> which means your a commie
<Erasmus> Therefore, either you are not a commie
<Erasmus> Or you are,
<Erasmus> In either case, you would live.
<Pizzatiger> No
<Pizzatiger> i would be dead if i was a commie
<Erasmus> The only case in which you would die is if you were a commie passing yourself off as a troubleshooter
<Pizzatiger> the computers brilliance would stike me dead
<Erasmus> Or a troubleshooter revealed as a commie.
<Pizzatiger> Okat
<Erasmus> However if you were a commie disguised as a commie, then you would disguise yourself as a troubleshooter.
<Pizzatiger> the computer is shutting down the simulation inside a simulation
<Erasmus> And attempt to convince others of your non commie nature.
<Pizzatiger> you will soon wake up your drugged up IR body
<Pizzatiger> and become promoted to red
<Pizzatiger> where you shall be executed for passing with flying colors
<Erasmus> Therefore
<Pizzatiger> As you don't have clearence to those colors
<Erasmus> If I do not wake up
<Erasmus> Or, get executed
<Erasmus> Then you are a commie liar.
<Pizzatiger> and if i don't wake up from this simulation
<Pizzatiger> then YOUR the commie liar
<Erasmus> Negative
<Erasmus> For you see
<Erasmus> If you were the commie, you would be killed before you woke up.
<Erasmus> For this was your test.
<Pizzatiger> but i am not the commie
<Erasmus> If you were a loyal troubleshooter
<Pizzatiger> because i am not dead
<Erasmus> You would reward my vigilance.
<Erasmus> However
<Erasmus> If I die
<Erasmus> You are clearly a commie traitor.
<Pizzatiger> *the world around you disapates to the real one
<Pizzatiger> wait this isn't my simulation
<Erasmus> Aha!
<Pizzatiger> which means
<Erasmus> You fell into the trap, foolish commie!
<Pizzatiger> there was nev*the world around you again disaptes to a new real world*
<Pizzatiger> HAHA
<Pizzatiger> you are now a drugged IR
<Pizzatiger> and are to be executed
<Erasmus> Incorrect.
<Erasmus> For I am conscious.
<Erasmus> And you merely staged all this
<Pizzatiger> A commie mutant IR
<Erasmus> To execute a loyal troubleshooter.
<Erasmus> In service of the Computer.
<Pizzatiger> *aims a gun a Eramus and shoots him*
<Erasmus> Therefore, you directly seek to harm the computer.
<Pizzatiger> you will be promoted to red now
<Pizzatiger> when your new clone arrives
<Pizzatiger> then excuted
<Pizzatiger> for passing the other test
<Pizzatiger> with flying colors
<Erasmus> However
<Erasmus> I do not retain those memories.
<Erasmus> You see, that is why I was drugged.
<Erasmus> The computer knew of my importance.
<Erasmus> And that I was a loyal troubleshooter.
<Erasmus> And therefore arranged me not to remember the tests.
<Erasmus> So that I can ensure my promotion
<Pizzatiger> OOC- this is great fun, i can't wait to play with you in a real game
<Erasmus> And remain a loyal troubleshooter.
<Erasmus> OOC - Thanks, I assume the entire game is mostly winging it?
<Pizzatiger> ooc- Yep, your doing alot better then the other guys. they focased on teamwork
<Pizzatiger> How sure are you the i am a commie
<Erasmus> OOC - Clearly only commies focus on teamwork.
<Erasmus> I am not sure. Only the Computer knows.
<Pizzatiger> Tell me i am a commie and i will execute myself this instant
<Erasmus> It is up to me to prove it, so that I may be promoted myself to seek out commies higher up.
<Erasmus> I cannot.
<Erasmus> Only a commie knows another commie.
<Pizzatiger> therefore i am not a commie
<Erasmus> However, only a commie would be willing to shoot themself.
<Pizzatiger> because i don't know you
<Erasmus> A true troubleshooter remains loyal until the end.
<Erasmus> Only the computer knows when we should live and die.
<Erasmus> And you allowing me to shoot you is not allowing the computer to exercise its will.
<Pizzatiger> Are those the rules of life>?
<Erasmus> Merely what I was taught as a troubleshooter.
<Erasmus> The computer knows all.
<Erasmus> And we are all in service of the computer.
<Pizzatiger> so you were taught the rules?
<Erasmus> Incorrect.
<Pizzatiger> Knowing the rules is treason
<Erasmus> I was merely taught to listen to the computer.
<Pizzatiger> please report to an execution chamber this instant
<Pizzatiger> failure to listen to a superior officer is treason
<Erasmus> However
<Erasmus> For you to know I know the rules
<Erasmus> You must know the rules
<Pizzatiger> therefore failing to listen to me is treason
<Erasmus> Therefore
<Pizzatiger> I don't know the rules
<Erasmus> You must report for execution
<Pizzatiger> you told me you know the rules
<Erasmus> Then how could you say I know the rules?
<Pizzatiger> you are to report to execution
<Erasmus> Incorrect
<Erasmus> I told you I merely listen to the computer.
<Pizzatiger> Correct
<Erasmus> For the computer is all knowing.
<Pizzatiger> i am the superior officer
<Pizzatiger> failing to listen to a superior officer is treason
<Erasmus> Do the rules state that a superior officer can execute someone at will?
<Pizzatiger> please report to an execution chamber for failing to to report to an execution chamber
<Pizzatiger> i do not know
<Erasmus> Therefore
<Pizzatiger> i only follow the computer will
<Erasmus> You may be executing a loyal troubleshooter
<Pizzatiger> and the computer wills me to send you to an execution chamber
<Erasmus> And only the computer knows who is loyal.
<Erasmus> Oh
<Erasmus> So now you presume to know the computer's will?
<Erasmus> That sounds like commie talk.
<Pizzatiger> the computer Send me PDC message
<Pizzatiger> sent me
<Erasmus> Are you sure that wasn't a commie sending it?
<Erasmus> A commie would want loyal troubleshooters to be killed.
<Erasmus> And killing me would be exactly that.
<Pizzatiger> you saying a commie could fake to be the un-fakeable computer
<Pizzatiger> OOC -Have to leave for 5 seconds
<Erasmus> OOC - Fair, I'll be back in a few minutes
<Pizzatiger> OOC-Back
<Erasmus> OOC - Back
<Pizzatiger> OOC - Want to break off our little loyality argument for now?
<Erasmus> Aha, you assume I meant faking the message. You entertained the thought the computer could be faked.
<Erasmus> OOC - Sure
<Pizzatiger> That was great fun
<Erasmus> Mhm
<Erasmus> It was curious
<Pizzatiger> what
<Erasmus> It was using some curious logic
<Erasmus> I've never had to argue that someone was me.
<Erasmus> And that I was lying