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- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Now Zora u need to stop being SHYAnd im not trying to be rude
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: But if that really happend u would have to grow some god damn balls
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: And man up and say something
- Zoragard: You're right.
- Zoragard: I need to grow some god damn balls.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Yeah u do
- Hyxteria: So i can slice them off for messing with my wife. Yes. You do.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: And i tried to say that in the nice way
- TheHachiko: Ohello babycakes
- Zoragard: Is there a remedy I can take that will accelerate my testicle growth?
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: OMFG
- Hyxteria: Hey there lovelove
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: They should go out
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: But he to shy
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Plus the girl Married
- Hyxteria: She's my wife.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: What?
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Bi
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: ?
- Hyxteria: I'm sorry do my pixels confude you oh wise one?
- Hyxteria: confuse*
- TheHachiko: No. But that word did
- TheHachiko: xD
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Yes they do
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Then Zora
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: U are not gonna get to date that girl
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Cuz she married
- Hyxteria: Nahh Z's cool he can have a go at her
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Lmao
- TheHachiko: We're all friends
- Hyxteria: I only ask that i get to watch.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Im not your friend
- TheHachiko: Of course baby. Anything you wanty
- TheHachiko: want*
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Im just some guy
- TheHachiko: That's okay. You can get lucky too if the wifey lets me.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Are u talking to me
- Hyxteria: idk. this ones pretty busy with being cupid
- TheHachiko: Mhm.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Idk
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: And is that a problem being cupid
- Hyxteria: i dont want to interrupt your busy schedule
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: I dont have a Schedule
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: I just find ppl randomly
- Hyxteria: maybe we could go at it while they are at the same time in the same room
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Umm ok
- TheHachiko: Oh. That's sexy
- Hyxteria: maybe we can move to India and all get married
- TheHachiko: We could just move to Utah.
- TheHachiko: Polygamy
- Hyxteria: Oh that's allowed there?
- TheHachikoTheHachiko Whisper: Mhm.
- Hyxteria: alright then
- TheHachiko: You can thank the mormons for that
- Hyxteria: utah it is
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Zora u there
- ZoragardZoragard WhisperAdd Friend: Yup
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: k
- Zoragard: Did you miss me?
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: No i though u left like as in dead
- Zoragard: Oh... well I missed you
- Hyxteria: your dick must be really big if you gotta wear pants that the crotch goes all the way to your knees
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Me?
- Zoragard: Yeah
- TheHachiko: -Falls over-
- Hyxteria: yes you
- Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: Y did u miss me
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: And yeah it is
- HyxteriaHyxteria : i like me some big meat
- Zoragard: -catches Sammy- o.o
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: I got 9 inches of meat
- Zoragard: are you alright? >_>
- TheHachiko: Nope.
- TheHachiko: I can't breathe.
- TheHachiko: That caught me off guard.
- TheHachiko: Took my breath away, bby
- Hyxteria: oh man. you should put it between some buns and squirt out some mayonaise
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Maybe i will
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Maybe i wont
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Who knows
- Zoragard: rofl x.x
- Zoragard: Mmm... I want mayonaise.
- TheHachiko: <w<
- TheHachiko: Didn't know you swung that way, Z
- Hyxteria: no cheese though.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Ok
- Zoragard: what's wrong with mayonaise? >;o
- TheHachiko: Nothing at all.
- Hyxteria: with the amount of meat hes got its gonna need a lot of mayonaise
- TheHachiko: Oyes.
- TheHachiko: Of course
- Zoragard: mmm. Meat and mayonaise @.@
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: O.O
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Dont know y im playing this
- TheHachiko: Idk either
- Hyxteria: sorry got distracted by my cravings
- TheHachiko: Cravings?
- TheHachiko: I got my wife pregnant?
- Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: Da fuck
- Hyxteria: no Z did
- TheHachiko: Damnit, Z
- TheHachikoTheHachiko WhisperTheHachiko Whisper: I told you to use that condom I gave you
- Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: Lmao
- TheHachikoTheHachiko Whisper: But nooo.
- TheHachiko: SOMEONE doesn't even know how to put them on.
- TheHachiko: This is what we get.
- TheHachiko: Now I gotta raise YOUR kid.
- TheHachiko: You better freaking pay up, son.
- Hyxteria: calm down dear
- TheHachiko: I am calm.
- Hyxteria: i used the coat hanger last night
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: One Wifey got pregnat and another wifey still not has not got pregnant
- Zoragard: wait wut.
- Zoragard: whatd I do? D:
- Hyxteria: You don't remember the pregnancy test?
- TheHachiko: You got Bri pregnant
- Hyxteria: wow i knew you were drugged but i didnt think it was that bad
- Zoragard: oh... sorry, Bri.
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Wait yall talking about real life or in the game
- Hyxteria: real life of course
- Zoragard: I honestly completely forgot about that...
- Hyxteria: you cant get pregnant on a game, silly
- Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: In Sims u can
- Hyxteria: well i don't live in sims either
- TheHachiko: We have a very intricate relationship
- Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: So yall like have sex with each other
- Hyxteria: we believe love multiplies with more sexual partners, even one night stands make us love eachother more
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Wow
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Well ima go .
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: I need to find ppl who need love and there is someone eho loves them
- Zoragard: Aww okay
- TheHachiko: Aw. So soon?
- Zoragard: Love you Jay
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: But they just dont know it
- TheHachiko: Good luck to you
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: And are u gay or something
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: ?
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Cuz no guy has ever tole me that they love me
- Hyxteria: we all love you
- TheHachiko: He's special
- Guest_RealMoneyJay: Ok love yall to
- TheHachiko: <3 :)
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