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  1. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Now Zora u need to stop being SHYAnd im not trying to be rude
  2. Guest_RealMoneyJay: But if that really happend u would have to grow some god damn balls
  3. Guest_RealMoneyJay: And man up and say something
  4. Zoragard: You're right.
  5. Zoragard: I need to grow some god damn balls.
  6. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Yeah u do
  7. Hyxteria: So i can slice them off for messing with my wife. Yes. You do.
  8. Guest_RealMoneyJay: And i tried to say that in the nice way
  9. TheHachiko: Ohello babycakes
  10. Zoragard: Is there a remedy I can take that will accelerate my testicle growth?
  11. Guest_RealMoneyJay: OMFG
  12. Hyxteria: Hey there lovelove
  13. Guest_RealMoneyJay: They should go out
  14. Guest_RealMoneyJay: But he to shy
  15. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Plus the girl Married
  16. Hyxteria: She's my wife.
  17. Guest_RealMoneyJay: What?
  18. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Bi
  19. Guest_RealMoneyJay: ?
  20. Hyxteria: I'm sorry do my pixels confude you oh wise one?
  21. Hyxteria: confuse*
  22. TheHachiko: No. But that word did
  23. TheHachiko: xD
  24. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Yes they do
  25. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Then Zora
  26. Guest_RealMoneyJay: U are not gonna get to date that girl
  27. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Cuz she married
  28. Hyxteria: Nahh Z's cool he can have a go at her
  29. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Lmao
  30. TheHachiko: We're all friends
  31. Hyxteria: I only ask that i get to watch.
  32. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Im not your friend
  33. TheHachiko: Of course baby. Anything you wanty
  34. TheHachiko: want*
  35. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Im just some guy
  36. TheHachiko: That's okay. You can get lucky too if the wifey lets me.
  37. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Are u talking to me
  38. Hyxteria: idk. this ones pretty busy with being cupid
  39. TheHachiko: Mhm.
  40. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Idk
  41. Guest_RealMoneyJay: And is that a problem being cupid
  42. Hyxteria: i dont want to interrupt your busy schedule
  43. Guest_RealMoneyJay: I dont have a Schedule
  44. Guest_RealMoneyJay: I just find ppl randomly
  45. Hyxteria: maybe we could go at it while they are at the same time in the same room
  46. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Umm ok
  47. TheHachiko: Oh. That's sexy
  48. Hyxteria: maybe we can move to India and all get married
  49. TheHachiko: We could just move to Utah.
  50. TheHachiko: Polygamy
  51. Hyxteria: Oh that's allowed there?
  52. TheHachikoTheHachiko Whisper: Mhm.
  53. Hyxteria: alright then
  54. TheHachiko: You can thank the mormons for that
  55. Hyxteria: utah it is
  56. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Zora u there
  57. ZoragardZoragard WhisperAdd Friend: Yup
  58. Guest_RealMoneyJay: k
  59. Zoragard: Did you miss me?
  60. Guest_RealMoneyJay: No i though u left like as in dead
  61. Zoragard: Oh... well I missed you
  62. Hyxteria: your dick must be really big if you gotta wear pants that the crotch goes all the way to your knees
  63. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Me?
  64. Zoragard: Yeah
  65. TheHachiko: -Falls over-
  66. Hyxteria: yes you
  67. Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: Y did u miss me
  68. Guest_RealMoneyJay: And yeah it is
  69. HyxteriaHyxteria : i like me some big meat
  70. Zoragard: -catches Sammy- o.o
  71. Guest_RealMoneyJay: I got 9 inches of meat
  72. Zoragard: are you alright? >_>
  73. TheHachiko: Nope.
  74. TheHachiko: I can't breathe.
  75. TheHachiko: That caught me off guard.
  76. TheHachiko: Took my breath away, bby
  77. Hyxteria: oh man. you should put it between some buns and squirt out some mayonaise
  78. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Maybe i will
  79. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Maybe i wont
  80. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Who knows
  81. Zoragard: rofl x.x
  82. Zoragard: Mmm... I want mayonaise.
  83. TheHachiko: <w<
  84. TheHachiko: Didn't know you swung that way, Z
  85. Hyxteria: no cheese though.
  86. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Ok
  87. Zoragard: what's wrong with mayonaise? >;o
  88. TheHachiko: Nothing at all.
  89. Hyxteria: with the amount of meat hes got its gonna need a lot of mayonaise
  90. TheHachiko: Oyes.
  91. TheHachiko: Of course
  92. Zoragard: mmm. Meat and mayonaise @.@
  93. Guest_RealMoneyJay: O.O
  94. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Dont know y im playing this
  95. TheHachiko: Idk either
  96. Hyxteria: sorry got distracted by my cravings
  97. TheHachiko: Cravings?
  98. TheHachiko: I got my wife pregnant?
  99. Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: Da fuck
  100. Hyxteria: no Z did
  101. TheHachiko: Damnit, Z
  102. TheHachikoTheHachiko WhisperTheHachiko Whisper: I told you to use that condom I gave you
  103. Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: Lmao
  104. TheHachikoTheHachiko Whisper: But nooo.
  105. TheHachiko: SOMEONE doesn't even know how to put them on.
  106. TheHachiko: This is what we get.
  107. TheHachiko: Now I gotta raise YOUR kid.
  108. TheHachiko: You better freaking pay up, son.
  109. Hyxteria: calm down dear
  110. TheHachiko: I am calm.
  111. Hyxteria: i used the coat hanger last night
  112. Guest_RealMoneyJay: One Wifey got pregnat and another wifey still not has not got pregnant
  113. Zoragard: wait wut.
  114. Zoragard: whatd I do? D:
  115. Hyxteria: You don't remember the pregnancy test?
  116. TheHachiko: You got Bri pregnant
  117. Hyxteria: wow i knew you were drugged but i didnt think it was that bad
  118. Zoragard: oh... sorry, Bri.
  119. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Wait yall talking about real life or in the game
  120. Hyxteria: real life of course
  121. Zoragard: I honestly completely forgot about that...
  122. Hyxteria: you cant get pregnant on a game, silly
  123. Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: In Sims u can
  124. Hyxteria: well i don't live in sims either
  125. TheHachiko: We have a very intricate relationship
  126. Guest_RealMoneyJayGuest_RealMoneyJay Whisper: So yall like have sex with each other
  127. Hyxteria: we believe love multiplies with more sexual partners, even one night stands make us love eachother more
  128. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Wow
  129. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Well ima go .
  130. Guest_RealMoneyJay: I need to find ppl who need love and there is someone eho loves them
  131. Zoragard: Aww okay
  132. TheHachiko: Aw. So soon?
  133. Zoragard: Love you Jay
  134. Guest_RealMoneyJay: But they just dont know it
  135. TheHachiko: Good luck to you
  136. Guest_RealMoneyJay: And are u gay or something
  137. Guest_RealMoneyJay: ?
  138. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Cuz no guy has ever tole me that they love me
  139. Hyxteria: we all love you
  140. TheHachiko: He's special
  141. Guest_RealMoneyJay: Ok love yall to
  142. TheHachiko: <3 :)
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