Monologues wanted

I need random (not dank memes lolrandom) monologues, recorded by not professionals, preferably clean, though.
It's for the use in the free almost idle game, i can credit you if you want to.
You can upload your submissions to any hosting of your choice (vocaroo, soundcloud et cetera) and send me a link @
idlegamedev@gmail.com with the subject "Submission". File extension, bitrate and such are up to you.
Please note if you wish your submission to be publicly available (i may/or may not post all submissions to soundcloud for everyone to enjoy) and if you wish to be credited in the game. I will notify everyone concerned when/if the game's ready.