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  1. >>108569009 (OP)
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  4. This remind me of my 10-year old story.
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  6. >be ten
  7. >live in chicken farm in Mexico
  8. >nothing to do
  9. >stare at chickens all day every day
  10. >be the chicken Jane Goodall
  11. >crouch in corner of the coop quietly
  12. >learn their body language, noises, and schedules
  13. >admire and become part of the chickens
  14. >don't know about sex like watching rooster fertilize the hens
  15. >gets me horny
  16. >one tan young hen, with soft feathery butt particularly excites my prepubertal self
  17. >rooster never steps on her
  18. >good, she's mine
  19. >decide to intervene one day
  20. >catch the young hen
  21. >time for sex
  22. >wait, how?
  23. >had read science book about sperm and eggs
  24. >thought sperm was pee
  25. >Was too shy to pee in chickens butt, because neighbors might see
  26. >spit saliva on my fingers and rubbed chickens cloaca
  27. >fertilization complete.
  28. >days go by
  29. >one day mom finds odd shaped egg in nest
  30. >it is small and has a knob like a knot on top of the shell
  31. >"Look at this deformed egg, anon"
  32. >wtf, can it be?
  33. >She puts it in egg basket
  34. >Stare quietly at the egg when she's away
  35. >Had heard of half-human half-animal chimeras
  36. >This egg is my son
  37. >It must not be incubated, it must not be eaten
  38. >Kidnap my son and run away into the forest
  39. >Find a rock
  40. >Smashed him with a smaller rock and through the yolky rocks down a pond
  41. >I killed my own son
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