Interdimensional Accidents Anon

>You are Anonymous, and you are sitting at your computer
>But suddenly a blinding flash of light appears all around you
>You quickly shut your eyes to shield them from the brightness
>After a few seconds have passed you open them back up to find that you're in Twilight's treebrary
Yay, I'm finally in Ponyville.
>But victory of your life long dream coming true is short lived as you suddenly clutch your stomach in agony
Oooooohhh.
>"What's that thing Twilight?" you hear Spike ask
>"Spike! What are you doing down here, I told you to stay at Rarity's."
>Oh how you want to leap to your feet and hug the purple unicorn
>How you want to express how happy you are to be here and say "Thank you for bringing me here."
>Instead you opt to empty the contents of your stomach onto her floor
>After hacking and coughing up the rest of the residual bile in your throat, you notice that the liquid looks more red than it should be
>Without warning, a searing pain shoots through your skull, and you fall off your chair into your own vomit
>You writhe on the ground in pain as a burning sensation overtakes your body
>You begin foaming at the mouth, and your bowels and bladder empty themselves as your muscles continue to spasm
>With your last conscious thought, you woefully regret soiling Twilight's abode
>Your body lies still on Twilight's floor
>Twilight trots over to your body and looks at your face before muttering, "Sorry.."
>Beside her, a scroll and quill float in a purple aura that begins writing
>Twilight's log: Another human has unfortunately suffered the fate of the typical symptoms of transdimentional travel sickness. The search for a unique specimen that won't expire upon arrival continues. By Celestia's mane I will procure a human to [spoiler]give me some hot monkey dick.[/spoiler]


>There is a giant pit filled with dead Anons behind Twilight's house. the city of Ponyville fines her for littering.


>You are... Whats the plural form of Anonymous? Anonymi? Anonymouses? Lets go with that one
>You are a large pile of Anonymouses that lie in a hole in Twilight's backyard
>Unfortunately she's currently having an argument over what is and isn't her backyard with Mayor Mare
>"The land is right next to the Library, why can't I use it how I want to?"
>"Twilight, you're free to use the land as you wish, but, like the library, it is still public property and so using it in.... THIS manner... is beyond regulations and so I must fine you. Besides, it's starting to smell."
>You hear Twilight let out and aggravated sigh before relenting
>"Fine, wait here." Twilight says shortly before a door opening and closing is heard
>The sound of flapping wings appears shortly after just outside your pit, and if you had eyes you could see a morose Rainbow dash stick her head just over the rim of your pit
>"If only it wasn't like this.."
>"What's wrong Rainbow?"
>"Oh, hey Mayor. I-I just came to pay my respects. I get real sad when I see this for some reason. Like I missed out on something real special."
>Rainbow sniffles and chuckles a bit, "It probably sounds weird, but I've started having dreams about em too."
>"About this pile...?"
>"The humans in the pile. Every night I dream something different, but it's always with one of these humans. I think they'd call me Rainbro, and we'd hoof bump and do awesome stuff together. Sometimes I wake up and it feels like it's estrus already from how awesome it'd be, you know?"
>"Uh, er, no, I can't say I do."
>"Oh well, I should get going. See ya!"
>And with that, the flapping fades out of earshot as the familiar door sound comes back
>"Here are the bits Mayor."
>"Thank you Twilight. And-"
>"And I'll have it gone as soon as I can."
>A soft dragons voice comes from probably the balcony of the library, "Hey Twilight, what's a monkey dick?"
>"SPIKE! I told you not to go through those scrolls!"


>Now she just needs to harvest the best parts of all the Anons to reanimate herself the perfect husbando since no one will be able to tell if she got rid of the entire pile after the fire.


>You are Anonymous, soon to be undead husbando monstrosity of purple smart, and you're lying on a table in the middle of Twilight's living room
>Currently Twilight is pacing back and forth while Rarity is busy sowing the last stitching on your arm
>"And voila, done! Oh I can't wait to feel those fingers, but his appearance is a bit sickly, don't you think? So much green, blegh."
>"Don't worry, that's his normal color," she replies as she begins rigorously rubbing her fore-hooves together, "It's almost ready. Do you have that thundercloud I asked for Rainbow?"
>"It's right over the library like you asked for."
>"Good, good. Everypony, into positions!"
>Rainbow flies out an open window, probably to literally kick start her cloud when given the signal
>Rarity heads over to the window with a small cone while Twilight trots towards you
>She gives a small kiss on your forehead and murmurs, "Soon.." before her eyes shut in concentration
>Twilight's horn begins glowing and small crackles of energy erupt around her
>"Throw zee switch."
>"What?" responds a confused Rarity
>"Just..Just tell Rainbow to do it."
>Rarity levitates her cone to her mouth and yells something out the window
>Moments later, a large burst of energy flows down from the ceiling, colliding with Twilight's horn
>Slowly, you open your eyes
>"It's alive!" cackles Twilight
>As you come to your senses and sit up on the table, you can finally see Twilight and Rainbow Dash both grinning in front of you
>"Finally, my very own human!"
Mary Sue.
>"W-what?"
>You just shake your head at them
As if I'd stay with either of you. You're a Mary Sue and you have crusty cunt flakes. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go find Applejack.
>You walk out the door to go embrace your inner applefag
>Spike appears over the railings of the upstairs, "Can somepony PLEASE tell me what's going on?"