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- >You are a paramedic.
- >You were called to the local park because someone fell and skinned his knee.
- >He was flexing at some girls when he tripped.
- >The guy seems alright and doesn’t want to go to the hospital.
- >You bandaged the guy’s knee and are letting your partner get the no transport paperwork.
- >Let the new guy talk with ‘Chad’.
- >Fuck, who talks in third person anyway?
- .>”You! Munsta!”
- >Damn, fluffies out the ass in this place.
- >They need to secure the trash better, keep the grass cut, maybe some of these things would starve out.
- >”You! Munsta!”
- >Ho-ho-HOOLLLD on check out this hot young thing coming this way!
- >Nice tits, nice legs… fuck yea I’m a guy in uniform!
- >Play it cool, “Hey, what you out doing today?” flash the smile.
- >She looks at you with a coy smile, “Nothing sir. I was just wondering…. Do you know any single cops or firefighters?”
- >…… fucking bitch……..
- >”Ummm, no. Nah, I’m just waiting on my partner over there… about to leave…”
- >Mask the ole deflated ego there guy!
- >”Oh ummm, ok. Just thought I’ld ask!” She flashes a smile as she runs back to her friends.
- >”You! Munsta!”
- >God come on! Let’s see he’s… over there jogging in place with the guy… Fuck my li-
- >You feel something ram your leg.
- >You look down and see a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane, looking at you.
- >”You! Munsta!”
- >Nice! Now I can take out some frustration…. Damn, is that kid looking at me.
- >Shit! Can’t kill one of these in front of a kid, his lucky day.
- >You look down at the unicorn, wow, that ear is pretty mangled, “What?”
- >”Yoo hewp musta! Yoo hewp fwen!”
- >”What?” You say genuinely surprised, most of these things want hugs or food.
- >”Hewp fwen! Fwen hewt!” It starts to run over to another fluffy pony.
- >You take on look at the thing and see the problem.
- >It has gashes in is back and dried blood all in its fur, looks like a dog or something got a hold of it.
- >The unicorn is looking at you, “You hewp munsta, yoo make fwen betta!”
- >”Well you see, I’m about to go because my partner…”
- >You turn and see your partner and the jogger looking at and rubbing each other’s abdominal muscles.
- >”You know what? Life kinda sucks right now, I’ll look at your friend.”
- >You walk to the wounded fluffy, the bleeding has stopped, the blood is drying, its not breathing.
- >”Sorry, nothing I can do.” You say standing back up.
- >”No! Yoo make musta betta, yoo make fwen betta!”
- >”Sorry I can’t, your friend is dead kid.”
- >It looks at you then his friend then back, you see confusion on the little guys face.
- >”Ok, let me put it this way, everyone who’s friend is going to be playing with them this afternoon raise their hoof.”
- >The unicorn looks even more confused, it sits back and starts to raise one of its hooves.
- >You stop it, “Not so fast there fella.”
- >”Why two wegged monsta no hewp?”
- >Strange, the fluffy actually seems sad, this things don’t have emotion.
- >”Because your friend is dead, he’s immortally challenged.”
- >”No-“
- >”He’s ten toes up, got transferred to the eternal care unit, gonna need a ladder to pick turnips”
- >”Finally beat his oxygen addiction, became a necrophiliac’s dream, bought the farm”
- >”Bit the bullet, taking the big dirt nap, playing everyone’s favorite game shaking hands with Jesus”
- >”Has gone the way of so many before him who have inspired warning labels”
- >“On the bright side, your friend can now start doing that work out!”
- >The confused unicorn looks at you, “Wha wook owt?”
- >”The work out of pushing up daisies!” You finish giving it a double point and a big smile.
- >The little fluff ball looks sad looking at his friend, “Yoo no hewp fwen….”
- >FUCK MY LIFE! Feeling sorry for yard trash….
- >You lean down, the maroon fluffy quickly jumps away.
- >You look at him, “Listen, your friend is dead. He will never wake up. There is nothing anyone can do for him.”
- >”See, it’s not breathing.” You say pointing to the dead fluffy.
- >You poke it, “It is cold and stiff. I know you can’t understand but it’s dead.”
- >The maroon fluffy walks up and pokes the dead fluffy himself.
- >”Fwen nevah wakey?”
- >”Right, never wakey.”
- >Fuck, is he tearing up? Maybe give a pep talk.
- >”Listen, we all die. Your kind is kinda good at it to tell the truth.” It looks up with tears in its eyes.
- >”Look at it this way your friend isn’t suffering anymore. It is at peace.”
- >It looks like it wants to say something, “Listen kid, life suck. Life sucks hard.”
- >”But when it does suck, you have to dust yourself off and move on. Don’t let it keep you down.”
- >You smile and give a thumbs up, it doesn’t seem to work.
- >You never were good with death talks.
- >”Fwen… dead… nevah wakey…” it turns and walks away.
- >Damn, looks like the thing is sad.
- >You watch it walk away.
- >You hope that what you did was good.
- >Ah well, these things really don’t understand death so it should be alright.
- >”Dude! I’m coming back tomorrow! Me and that guy are gonna start jogging together!”
- >Nice… your partner is back.
- >”Oh yea, this girl gave me her phone number! Can you believe that?”
- >You look at your partner, “Yes…. Yes I can…. Let’s just go!”
- >You leave to finish your shift.
- >You can’t help but to wonder about that sad fluffy though.
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