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- The Infernal Hourglass
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- I'll give you 4000.
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- Hahahaha! I see! You like a good joke...
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- But this is a serious establishment, sir!
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- This is 5000 Kamas, not one less!
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- Very well, no thanks, then.
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- Surely you will allow me to reconsider?
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- Just give me a few minutes while I... go to the bathroom!
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- What are you looking for, Papycha?
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- An hourglass.
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- The hourglass of the Tower of Wasted Time.
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- Whoa... What is it? Tell me...
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- It's a... Later, Joris.
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- I need to wind it up and trust me, it's not child's play.
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- If you don't tell me I won't stop talking, and you won't be able to focus, and that'll serve you right because if you don't tell me I –
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- *Fine!* I'll tell you.
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- It was back when Lou and I were the most romantic couple in the World of Twelve.
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- Well, until that day...
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- It's over. Yes, you heard me well, don't pretend you don't understand, it's over!
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- O-ver!
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- Over!
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- Furball! Kibble bum!
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- You'll regret it. I will marry the first man I come across.
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- Good riddance!
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- I don't need a ranter. It's not my fault I have fans.
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- I'm a hero. She doesn't know how lucky she is to have me.
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- And if she thinks I'm going to run after her, she...
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- Loulou!
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- Loulou!
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- Loulou had indeed married the first man she had come across.
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- She was already on her honeymoon – it took me <i>days</i> to find her.
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- Loulou! I'm coming!
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- Alas! Her husband was none other than the Mad Xelor, a sadistic monster who trapped his victims within deadly mechanisms!
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- Meow?
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- This place reeks of traps like spoiled kibbles.
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- But dungeons don't impress me.
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- It was indeed not much to write home about.
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- All the traps were absolutely common.
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- Lou! I'm here!
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- You! I told you I didn't want to see even one of your whiskers anymore!
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- I don't need you, I'm very happy with my husband.
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- HELP MEEE!
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- Loulou! Listen to me!
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- I came to apologize!
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- Lou!
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- Now, Loulou, be reasonable!
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- Don't come near me or I'll scream!
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- But don't you see that –
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- Noooooooooo!
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- Wow! That's horrible!
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- No, no, Joris. Wait for the rest.
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- Unless you're scared?
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- Not even a little!
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- Good.
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- The world was crumbling under my paws. My beautiful Loulou, my very own puppy-girl... atomized.
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- What am I doing here?
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- Lou?
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- It was my Loulou! She was alive!
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- Through what miracle, that I didn't know, but believe you me, I wasn't about to let her be atomized twice!
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- Ecaflipping. Everything was the same as before.
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- You! I told you I didn't want to see even one of your whiskers anymore!
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- Lou! My love! It's really you!
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- I thought I'd lost you! It was horrible!
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- I beg you, let me tell you –
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- In your dreams!
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- It was a game!
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- The tower was trapped with some curse. Time rewound every five minutes!
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- Lucky for me: I love games.
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- Challenge accepted, Mad Xelor!
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- You! I told you I –
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- Yes! I know! And I bet you're very happy with your new husband!
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- Go away!
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- Get away from me! I didn't allow you to save me!
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- I have enough time!
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- I'll make it!
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- I'm good!
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- No slacking off!
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- As with all games, it was only a matter of patience and practice.
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- Noooo!
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- I'm good! I'm good!
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- Not good...
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- However, patience isn't infinite. And practice gets tiring.
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- Alright. There must be something I'm not doing right.
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- Let's see...
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- Flames, got it. Needles, mastered them. No problem with the slide.
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- Disappearing stairs, easy. Iron giant, no sweat.
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- Run past the hourglass, and –
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- 00:07:54,980 --> 00:07:58,940
- Of course! The hourglass! That's the key!
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- You! I told you –
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- Yes! I know, Loulou! Just passing through, give me five seconds.
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- If I take this thing out...
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- There you go.
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- Who's the boss? It's me!
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- Who's the hero? It's me!
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- Who's Loulou's Keke?
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- Meow! Critical failure! The trap was completely out of whack!
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- I'll never make it!
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- Fortunately, when you've tried everything and everything has failed, you can still count on luck.
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- Lou?
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- You came to save me, my cute Keke?
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- Of course!
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- I explained the whole story. Enthralled by my courage, she forgave everything.
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- A thousand times? I was atomized a thousand times?
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- Maybe more! You know me, I never give up!
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- That's who I am!
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- You let me get atomized a thousand times!?
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- This time it's over!
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- OVER!
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- But Lou!
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- Lou! Please!
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- Don't bother following me, fleabag.
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- Ah, Lou.
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- And that's why you want to sell this hourglass? To forget about this story?
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- Certainly not!
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- But thanks to this, I might get my sale!
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- A discount? Haha! You're in luck!
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- You are the hundredth customer of the Week of the Tofu, sir!
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- Me? Really?
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- And I'm not giving you 50, not 100, but...
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- 1000 Kamas off! On this 6000-Kama item!
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- Oh! Then I'll take it!
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- Don't forget, sir, that in Kerub's shop, the customer always gets the last word!
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