Fluffy Derpy: "Fwuffy go wide!"

>Own a grey, wall-eyed pegasus fluffy
>You've just painted her safe room, and have to go out to get some stuff for lunch
>You can't leave Fluffy unattended outside her safe room, and God knows the paint fumes won't be good for her.
>Decide you have to take her with you
>Break out the child-carrier that lazy parents wear on their chest
>Last girlfriend was baby-crazy, you don't like to think about it
"Fluffy! Daddy's got a surprise for you!"
>Fluffy potters around the corner and smiles
>"Hai Daddy!"
"Fluffy, since you've been extra good while Daddy painted your room, you get to come for a ride on his scooter with him!"
>Fluffy's face lights up like you just told her the world is made of 'sketties'
>"Fwuffy go wide?! YAY! Fwuffy wuv wide, Fwuffy wuv daddy, Fwuffy wan' go fast!"
>Pick up Fluffy and put her in the child-carrier
>She fits rather well, considering... Y'know... She's a Fluffy Pony.
>Take her outside and warm up the scooter
>Fluffy giggles at the noises and imitates them
>"Bwuuuumbumbumbumbum!"
>She thinks she's that guy from "Police Academy".
>Take off, and Fluffy giggles all the way to the department store