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  1. roll for initiative
  2. @`DICE
  3. UE[DM] rolled for initiative error: malformed expression
  4. UE[DM]
  5. roll 3d20
  6. @`DICE
  7. UE[DM] rolled 3d20 [ 3d20=38 ]{38}
  8. UE[DM]
  9. shoot, that didnt work how i thought it would
  10. Zion
  11. its roll 3#1d20
  12. UE[DM]
  13. ohh
  14. roll 3#1d20
  15. @`DICE
  16. UE[DM] rolled 3#1d20 [ 1d20=4 ]{4}, [ 1d20=8 ]{8}, [ 1d20=3 ]{3}
  17. Zion
  18. roll 1d20+2
  19. @`DICE
  20. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  21. Zion
  22. (I go first because I have the highest modifier, right?)
  23. UE[DM]
  24. (i guess so)
  25. * Zion immediately moves in on the imp with the gun
  26. Zion
  27. (can I use myfeat?)
  28. UE[DM]
  29. yeah, sure
  30. (put brackets around that)
  31. * Zion attacks the gun imp with her major action
  32. Zion
  33. roll 1d20+2
  34. @`DICE
  35. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
  36. Zion
  37. roll 1d6+2
  38. @`DICE
  39. Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=1 ]{3}
  40. UE[DM]
  41. The revolver imp staggers back at the minor blow, but shrugs it off relatively easily
  42. Zion
  43. I attack again
  44. roll 1d20+2
  45. @`DICE
  46. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  47. Zion
  48. roll 1d6+2
  49. @`DICE
  50. Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=6 ]{8}
  51. UE[DM]
  52. the imp explodes violently
  53. Zion
  54. (yeah, that's how you roll)
  55. UE[DM]
  56. (you rolled a crit, you auto do max damage)
  57. Zion
  58. (alright)
  59. UE[DM]
  60. Mr. Top-hat LaBaeouf glares at you angrily and claws at your side.
  61. roll 1d20
  62. @`DICE
  63. UE[DM] rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  64. UE[DM]
  65. The cut wounds you, dealing four damage, the imp laughs
  66. The labcoat imp joins his friend's fun and claws at you as well.
  67. roll 1d20
  68. @`DICE
  69. UE[DM] rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=8 ]{8}
  70. UE[DM]
  71. The imp stumbles and fails to claw at you
  72. your turn
  73. Zion
  74. 18/38
  75. * Zion glares at the imp who clawed her, trying to force it into submission
  76. Zion
  77. roll 1d20+3 intimidate
  78. @`DICE
  79. Zion rolled 1d20+3 intimidate [ 1d20=3 ]{6}
  80. UE[DM]
  81. The imp continues to laugh at you, he's a bit of a jerk, really.
  82. Zion
  83. I hit him with Able
  84. roll 1d20+2
  85. @`DICE
  86. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
  87. Zion
  88. roll 1d6+2
  89. @`DICE
  90. Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
  91. UE[DM]
  92. The imp takes four damage and stutters backwards slightly. He's not laughing now.
  93. He lunges for you, no mercy and claws once again.
  94. Roll 1d20
  95. @`DICE
  96. UE[DM] rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
  97. UE[DM]
  98. roll 1d4
  99. @`DICE
  100. UE[DM] rolled 1d4 [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
  101. UE[DM]
  102. Shia LaTop-Hat claws you again for 3 damage
  103. Zion
  104. 15/38
  105. UE[DM]
  106. Sciencey imp takes his turn again and claws at you
  107. roll 1d20
  108. @`DICE
  109. UE[DM] rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
  110. UE[DM]
  111. The imp using some manner of great science and claws you for 4 damage
  112. 11/38
  113. Your turn
  114. Zion
  115. With a relentless assault, I attack tophat again
  116. roll 1d20+2
  117. @`DICE
  118. Zion rolled 1d20+2 [ 1d20=19 ]{21}
  119. Zion
  120. roll 1d6+2
  121. @`DICE
  122. Zion rolled 1d6+2 [ 1d6=2 ]{4}
  123. UE[DM]
  124. Top-Hat-mc-Shia explodes into gushers
  125. Zion
  126. I turn to Science Imp.
  127. "Submit."
  128. roll 1d20+2 intimidate
  129. @`DICE
  130. Zion rolled 1d20+2 intimidate [ 1d20=9 ]{11}
  131. UE[DM]
  132. The imp slightly backs down, but does not give up, he loses his action next turn
  133. Zion
  134. (you have to roll an opposed check)
  135. UE[DM]
  136. (oh, i thought it was just his base
  137. )
  138. roll 1d20-1
  139. @`DICE
  140. UE[DM] rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
  141. UE[DM]
  142. The imp slightly backs down, but does not give up, he loses his action next turn
  143. Zion
  144. "I said, submit"
  145. roll 1d20+2 intimidate
  146. @`DICE
  147. Zion rolled 1d20+2 intimidate [ 1d20=13 ]{15}
  148. UE[DM]
  149. Roll 1d20-1
  150. @`DICE
  151. UE[DM] rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
  152. UE[DM]
  153. The imp backs down and runs away, its labcoat flapping as it does so
  154. → Terese_Benevolio has joined
  155. Zion
  156. "Take one more step, and I'll shoot you."
  157. UE[DM]
  158. Roll 1d20+3
  159. @`DICE
  160. UE[DM] rolled 1d20+3 [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  161. UE[DM]
  162. The imp fails to realize you don't have a gun, and stops in place
  163. Zion
  164. (except I do have a gun)
  165. UE[DM]
  166. (wait, you do?)
  167. (when did you get that?)
  168. Zion
  169. (nicked it from my dad)
  170. UE[DM]
  171. (I thought you only got the gunkind specibus?)
  172. (huh)
  173. Zion
  174. (and the pistol he had)
  175. UE[DM]
  176. (oh, ok)
  177. (either way, imp stops)
  178. Zion
  179. (can I coup-de-gras the imp?)
  180. *crace
  181. UE[DM]
  182. (what difference is that?)
  183. (better reward, or?)
  184. Zion
  185. (nah, it's an almost instakill move everyone can do on a helpless enemy)
  186. UE[DM]
  187. (ok, sure, go ahead)
  188. * Zion walks up to the imp, puts the gun against his neck and pulls the trigger
  189. Zion
  190. Coup-De-Grace
  191. UE[DM]
  192. The imp explodes, have you satisfied your thirst for pain?
  193. Zion
  194. For now.
  195. Unless there's anyone else in the area looking to tussle.
  196. Nah, I'm done.
  197. UE[DM]
  198. Not that you can see
  199. Roll 3#1d11+9
  200. @`DICE
  201. UE[DM] rolled 3#1d11+9 [ 1d11=6 ]{15}, [ 1d11=3 ]{12}, [ 1d11=1 ]{10}
  202. Zion
  203. Satisfied, I start collecting grist and start to return to the cabin.
  204. UE[DM]
  205. You receive a whipping 37 fruit gushers! Sadly enough, they are all blue raspberry flavoured, oh the humanity
  206. Strife: End
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