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return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "I don't like being woken up, so I doubt she would.",
			GENERIC = "Can't shave this.",
			NOBITS = "Already did this.",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's reached its full amount.",
			NOTALLOWED = "I don't think that goes in there.",
		},
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "Not gonna do that.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "I tried.",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "Bees!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "Oops!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "Is this a sneak attack?!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Ow!  Who did this?!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "It's cold out here!",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I can't do that right now.",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "What's that?",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Close to night.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Filling.",
		PAINFUL = "I don't think that helped my laff.",
		SPOILED = "Ew.",
		STALE = "It reminds me of Yoshi's jokes.  Boring, stale.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "Am I in the gray?",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "I can see!",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "Freedom!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "I think I hear my own kind.  Only, they sound like greeners.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I don't know why I suddenly need food, but I'm hungry.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "Finally, getting close to it.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "Damn it.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I can't carry any more of this junk.",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "Did I get greened?",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Dirty vampire ripoffs.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "I don't feel comfortable sleeping.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "I gotta get things done, maybe I can sleep later.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "I'd rather sleep on a full stomach.",
	ANNOUNCE_NO_TRAP = "Too close!",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Im trying!",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "Is the ground breaking?",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Ow, why did I do that?!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Ugh, stupid light!",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Oops!",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "Eh, could have been better.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "I will try to fix this",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT= "I did something right for once.",
	ANNOUNCE_ACCOMPLISHMENT_DONE = "I did it.",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "Fight me, fraud!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Finally.",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
		WORMLIGHT = "Nice light.",
		WORM =
		{
		    PLANT = "Fake plant.",
		    DIRT = "The ground is moving.",
		    WORM = "Hey, worm.",
		},
		EEL = "Time to cook it.",
		EEL_COOKED = "I cooked it.",
		UNAGI = "Eh, good enough.",
		EYETURRET = "This is how I drive away frauds.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "Time to use it.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "Cool horn.",
		MINOTAURCHEST = "I made a chest out of horns.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "Wood ripoff.",
		POND_ALGAE = "I don't think I should eat this.",
		GREENSTAFF = "I got a staff thingy!",
		POTTEDFERN = "Plants look nice, I guess.",

		THULECITE = "Tree ripoffs.",
		ARMORRUINS = "Itll help me not hurt.",
		RUINS_BAT = "Not the animal kind of bat.",
		RUINSHAT = "A hat.  A good enough hat, that is.",
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE = --Keeps track of the nightmare cycle
		{
		CALM = "It feels fine, I think.",	--calm phase
		WARN = "I feel like something bad is gonna happen!",	--Before nightmare
		WAXING = "What is this?!", --Nightmare Phase first 33%
		STEADY = "HELP ME!", --Nightmare 33% - 66%
		WANING = "I think it calmed down.", --Nightmare 66% +
		DAWN = "Phew.", --After nightmare
		NOMAGIC = "This is fine.", --Place with no nightmare cycle.
		},
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "This cog is in rough shape.",
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "I feel worried about a cog, strange.",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "Yeah, youre broken.",
		MINOTAUR = "You're the guardian, aren't ya?",	--Monster in labyrinth
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "Hello, spider.  Too bright up there?",	--White spider that comes from the roof
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "This light haunts my dreams.",	--Lights that activate during nightmare.
		RELIC = "A nice, repaired relic.",	--Fixed relic
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "Rest in peace relic.",	--Broken relic
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "I can multitask!",	--Works as axe and pickaxe
		GREENGEM = "Is this what the cogs turned Slappy into?",
		ORANGESTAFF = "I can teleport without a hole now.",	--Teleports player.
		YELLOWAMULET = "Nice and speedy.",	--Emits light, player walks faster.
		GREENAMULET = "Time to be lazy.",	--Reduce cost of crafting

		SLURPER = "Dont eat my head, fraud.",
		SLURPER_PELT = "I killed it.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "I am wearing the fraud.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "Too lazy to pick things up.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "I can make stars now.",
		YELLOWGEM = "Ugh.  Reminds me of The Noob Uber.",
		ORANGEGEM = "Orange is a neat color.",
		TELEBASE =
		{
			VALID = "I think it works.",
			GEMS = "How do I power this up?",
		},
		GEMSOCKET =
		{
			VALID = "It's going strong!",
			GEMS = "It needs something.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "What a beautiful light.",
		RESEARCHLAB4 = "The hat became useful.",


		LUCY = "I didn't know axes spoke.",

        ANCIENT_ALTAR =
        {
        	WORKING = "Looks like it's in shape.",
        	BROKEN = "You're broke.",
        },

        ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "You're broke.",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "Fraudulent..",

        LICHEN = "Doesn't look delicious at all.",
		CUTLICHEN = "Eh.",

		CAVE_BANANA = "It tastes decent enough.",
		CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Not sure why I cooked a banana.",
		CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "Cave banana trees.  I've seen it all.",
		ROCKY = "Lobster supper time!",

		COMPASS =
		{
			GENERIC="I don't understand this.",
			N = "It points to the north.",
			S = "Time for us to go south.",
			E = "Go eastern.",
			W = "Time for the wild west.",
			NE = "Not north or east.  It's both.",
			SE = "Not south or east.  It's both.",
			NW = "Not north or west.  It's both.",
			SW = "Not south or west.  It's both.",
		},


		BLUEAMULET = "Just looking at it makes me cold.",
		PURPLEAMULET = "It makes me insane just looking at it.",
		TELESTAFF = "I can teleport.",
		MONKEY = "Oh, hello, monkeys.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "A barrel.",

		HOUNDSTOOTH="I killed a greener to get this.",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="Wow, Dusty was right. I really am a snail.",
		BAT="Not a baseball bat.",
		BATBAT = "Can I swing this?",
		BATWING="Am I allowed to fly yet?",
		BATWING_COOKED="Hmm, I wonder if I will fly upon eating this.",

		BEDROLL_FURRY="I love camping.",
		BUNNYMAN="I found Dusty's brothers.",
		FLOWER_CAVE="Pretty and lights up!",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="Pretty and lights up!",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="Pretty and lights up!",
		GUANO="Less gross.",
		LANTERN="Torches are less relevant now.",
		LIGHTBULB="It glows and it heals you.",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="I stole his tail.",
		MUSHTREE_TALL  ="It's huge.",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="I'm gonna cut it.",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL ="Smol.",
		RABBITHOUSE="Is this where Dusty lives?",
		SLURTLE="Still less of a snail than Yoshi.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="His shell is dead.",
		SLURTLEHAT="I'm a snail.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="Hi, snails.",
		SLURTLESLIME="Slimey..",
		SNURTLE="A true snail.",
		SPIDER_HIDER="Let's play hide and seek.",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="Don't spit at me.",
		SPIDERHOLE="Yeah, too lazy to mess with spiders.",
		STALAGMITE="I'm not too interested in rocks.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="Don't really care.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="Don't really care.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="Don't really care.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="Don't really care.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="Don't really care.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="Don't really care.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="Don't really care.",


		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "Feels soft.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "It wants to play checkers.",
		TURF_DIRT = "Not as dirty as I am.",
		TURF_FOREST = "Grassy.",
		TURF_GRASS = "Grassy.",
		TURF_MARSH = "Swampy.",
		TURF_ROAD = "The road.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "Rocky.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "Groundy.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "Woody.",

		TURF_CAVE="Um..?",
		TURF_FUNGUS="Mushroomy.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="Slimey.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="Rocky.",
		TURF_MUD="Muddy.",


		POWCAKE = "What is this joke?!",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE =
        {
            GENERIC="I can't go in there.",
            OPEN = "Looks deep.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "Time to leave.",

		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "It annoys me.",
		BOOMERANG = "Reminds me of Yoshi, always comes back no matter how little you want it.",
		PIGGUARD = "He wants to challenge me.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "I wonder if that's the way out of here.",
		AMULET = "Looks nice.",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "Ooo.  A footstep.",
		ARMORGRASS = "Fraud armor.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "So heavy.",
		ARMORWOOD = "Woody.",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "It drives me insane!",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "More roasted than Yoshi.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "Rest in peace eye bone.",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "Broken.",
		},
		AXE = "An axe for cutting down trees.",
		BABYBEEFALO = "...You're not cute.  At all.",
		BACKPACK = "Better than the animu cupcake backpack or whatever.",
		BACONEGGS = "A cliche but decent breakfast.",
		BANDAGE = "I don't need it for my wounds.",
		BASALT = "It's invincible.",
		BEARDHAIR = "Who gave me their beard?",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "Scratchy.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Give me honey, fraud.",
			HELD = "I want my honey.",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "Time to steal it.",
			GENERIC = "I keep my slaves in here.",
			NOHONEY = "I want honey.",
			SOMEHONEY = "Mmm...",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "Come over here.",
			GENERIC = "Fluffy!",
			NAKED = "Oh.",
			SLEEPING = "Should I sleep, too?",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "They won't even notice the difference.",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "Fluffy and soft.",
		BEEHAT = "Now to harvest honey..",

		BEEHIVE = "I bet they're writing fanfiction without me.  How rude.",

		BEEMINE = "If they won't give me honey, I'll weaponize them!",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "Don't use bees against me!",
		BERRIES = "Should I eat my own kind?",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "I roasted myself.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "My own kind was greened.",
			GENERIC = "I need my own kind.",
			PICKED = "Create more of me.",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "My own prison.",
			OCCUPIED = "Hello, prisoner.",
			SLEEPING = "I should sleep, too.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "Maybe I'll catch a crow friend!",
		BIRD_EGG = "Maybe it'll hatch.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "No baby birds.",
		BISHOP = "Get away rom me with your ranged attacks and stuff.",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "Time to set greeners on fire.",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "My enemies will fall asleep.",
		BLOWDART_PIPE = "Time to blow as hard as I can.",
		BLUEGEM = "Ugh, reminds me of Yoshi.",
		BLUEPRINT = "I'm not one for book learning.",
		BLUE_CAP = "I think this is the good one.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "I think it's still good cooked.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Should I pick it?",
			INGROUND = "It's not night yet.",
			PICKED = "I think I gotta wait.",
		},
		BOARDS = "Better than logs.",
		BOAT = "Time to sail off.",
		BONESTEW = "Looks filling.",
		BUGNET = "Time to turn bugs into slaves.",
		BUSHHAT = "I can hide from things now.",
		BUTTER = "How did a butterfly make this?",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "A bitterfly.  Time to stomp it.",
			HELD = "I caught you, fraud!",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "Crunchy!",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "I murdered the bitterfly.",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "Almost dead.",
			GENERIC = "Good enough.",
			HIGH = "I'm sweaty.",
			LOW = "Should I make it brighter?",
			NORMAL = "I love a fire in the evening.",
			OUT = "Just like Crystal, it came to an end.",
		},
		CANE = "Do I dance with this?",
		CARROT = "Dusty, I found your dinner.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "Dusty, I cooked your dinner.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "Dusty, your dinner is planted.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "Dusty, I will eat these before you can even plant them!  Haha!",
		CAVE_FERN = "Looks neat.",

		CHARCOAL = "Was I too naughty?",

        CHESSJUNK1 = "It's dead.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "It's dead.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "It's dead.",

		CHESTER = "You're a good boy, Chester!",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Stop spying on me.",
			WAITING = "...Chester, come back.",
		},
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "I cooked a plant.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "Mmm.  Meat.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "Should I really eat the greener?",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Little morsel.  Time to eat you.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "I'm getting impatient.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "So close!",
			DONE = "Time to see what abomination I created.",
			EMPTY = "Should I make something?",
		},
		CORN = "As corny as Yoshi.",
		CORN_COOKED = "Movie time?",
		CORN_SEEDS = "Guess I'll grow it.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "Quit bashing on it.  Crows are cinnamon rolls!",
			HELD = "Tiny friend.",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "I killed your grass.",
		CUTREEDS = "The reeds are dead.",
		CUTSTONE = "Blocky.",
		DEADLYFEAST = "I don't think I should eat this.",
		DEERCLOPS = "It's huge!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "It's staring at me.  Stop it.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "I think it's broken.",
		},
		DEVTOOL = "What?",
		DIRTPILE = "Dirt pile.",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "Don't think I'm close.",
			GENERIC = "Is this even relevant?",
			HOT = "HOT!",
			WARM = "Am I closer?",
			WARMER = "Getting heated here.",
		},

		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "How to get?",
			READY = "Time to unlock it.",
			UNLOCKED = "How to use?",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "Interestng.",
		DRAGONFRUIT = "Not actually a dragon.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "Even though it's hot, still not a dragon.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "They don't grow dragons.",
		DRAGONPIE = "Do I throw it at the cogs?",
		DRUMSTICK = "Mmm.  Turkey..",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "Yum.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "Time to replant my kind.",
		DUG_GRASS = "Time to replant this.",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "Should I plant this?",
		DUG_SAPLING = "Twiggy.",
		DURIAN = "Smells almost as bad as Yoshi.",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "How does it smell worse than Yoshi?!",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "Why would I want to grow more of those things?",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "Keeps me somewhat cozy.",
		EGGPLANT = "Isn't really an egg.",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "Still not an egg.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "Doesn't grow eggs.",
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "I should've chopped this for a campfire.",
			BURNT = "Well, that's a waste of time.",
			CHOPPED = "It's useful.",
			GENERIC = "Do I chop it?",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "Maybe this will stop the reproduction.",
			BURNT = "It's dead.",
			CHOPPED = "More wood.",
			GENERIC = "How do you work?",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "A shameless spy.",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Will they boost my gags?",
			GROWING = "Ugh, this is as tedious as flowers!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "Any rot or something?",
		},
		FEATHERHAT = "Now the birds will like me.",
		FEATHER_CROW = "I feel horrible about the death of a friend...",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "Serves you right.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "Dumb feather.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "A puppet.",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "You would not believe your eyes.",
			HELD = "They light up the world as I fall asleep.",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "Hot hound!",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "The fire pit's almost out!",
			GENERIC = "Seems fine.",
			HIGH = "I'm sweating!",
			LOW = "It's low.",
			NORMAL = "I don't think it needs wood.",
			OUT = "It's over, isn't it?",
		},
		FIRESTAFF = "Now I can light the cogs on fire!",
		FISH = "Wish it was a holey mackerel.",
		FISHINGROD = "Maybe I'll catch a rare fish.",
		FISHSTICKS = "Kinda a cliche fish meal, isn't it?",
		FISHTACOS = "Good enough.",
		FISH_COOKED = "Fish is alright.",
		FLINT = "I could make tools.  Or keep this because it looks cool enough.",
		FLOWER = "I ship this and Tulip.",
		FLOWERHAT = "Looks pretty hot.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "Someone wanted to be edgy today.",
		FOLIAGE = "Looks prettier than standard petals.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "I refuse to play a boring sport.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "Deserved it, thief.",
			GENERIC = "Disgusting thief.",
			SLEEPING = "Time to murder it.",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "I don't wanna eat a thief.",
		FROGLEGS = "Looks gross.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "Less gross.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "Fruity.",
		GEARS = "Remains from the cogs.",
		GHOST = "Were you greened?",
		GOLDENAXE = "Looks pretty cool, but a waste of gold ain't it?",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "All that glitters is gold..",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "Time for the best riot!",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "Time to dig my grave before I use the noose.  Go out with a bang.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "Still not as beautiful as my ships.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "Broken grass.",
			BURNING = "Please don't burn me.",
			GENERIC = "It looks... grassy.",
			PICKED = "Grow back!",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "I... think this is a good one?  Or was it blue?",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "I don't think it's the good one...",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "You're the decent one, right?",
			INGROUND = "It isn't ready.",
			PICKED = "I think I broke it.",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "Time to dance in it.",
		HAMBAT = "Why fight with food?",
		HAMMER = "Time to be a hero or something.",
		HEALINGSALVE = "It's useful.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			COLD = "Kinda cold.",
			GENERIC = "I think it makes people heat up.",
			HOT = "Nice and warm!",
			WARM = "Good enough.",
		},
		HOME = "Knock knock.",
		HOMESIGN = "A sign.",
		HONEY = "I got my honey!",
		HONEYCOMB = "Serves em right.",
		HONEYHAM = "Tastes good.",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "Pretty good.",
		HORN = "Time to use sound!",
		HOUND = "Hello, greener.",
		HOUNDBONE = "The remains that greeners killed.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "Time to green the greeners.",
		ICEBOX = "Now my food won't spoil in 2 seconds!",
		ICEHOUND = "Polar toon dog.",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "It's gone.",
			INACTIVE = "How to move?",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "Tastes good.",
		KABOBS = "Camp food.",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Fight me, fraud.",
			HELD = "Fine, we won't fight.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "Dumb cog.",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "Do I kill it?",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "Looks like it'll be useful.",
		KRAMPUS = "Stop stealing my gags!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "How does it feel to have your stuff stolen?",
		LEIF = "I'm sorry!  I won't leave my tree to dry again!",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "I'm sorry, lumpy tree!",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "It looks cool like this.",
			GENERIC = "Try me, rain.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "Tiny fraud.",
		LIVINGLOG = "Hi, dead tree.  I killed you.",
		LOCKEDWES = "Who are you?",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "I should've used it for the fire!",
			GENERIC = "I murdered trees.  Dusty would be proud.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "Is this what happens when I eat plants?",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "I caught it.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "Do you need help?",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "I killed it.",
			GENERIC = "Do you love me?  I ship it.",
			PICKED = "I picked you.",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "I turned it into soup.",
		MANDRAKE_COOKED = "Mmm.  It makes me sleepy, though.",
		MARBLE = "I wonder if the CJ is nearby.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "Reminds me of the CJ.",
		MARBLETREE = "Tree ripoff!  Stop it!",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "Serves ya right!",
			GENERIC = "Looks spikey.",
			PICKED = "That hurt picking it.",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "Pond plant.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "That's what you get for being spiky!",
			BURNT = "It deserved it.",
			CHOPPED = "Dumb tree.",
			GENERIC = "Stop the spikes!",
		},
		MAXWELL = "Why are you rude?",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "It's a head.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "Light.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "I can unlock it.  Open says me.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "Can I sit down?",
		MEAT = "Big, juicy meat.",
		MEATBALLS = "I created more meat.",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "My turn!",
			DRYING = "I wish I was there instead.",
			GENERIC = "Can I use it for myself?  Im ready, world.",
		},
		MEAT_DRIED = "Tastes better.",
		MERM = "They're tsunderes to pigs.",
		MERMHEAD = "Why a head?",
		MERMHOUSE = "Fix your house, fraudulent.",
		MINERHAT = "I have a light hat thingy!",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "I don't even like lasagna that much.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "The body of a greener.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "Looks less bad.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "Vampire ripoff!",
			HELD = "Stop ripping off vampires.",
		},
		MOSQUITOSACK = "Why did I pick this up?  It's bloody.",
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "Probably shouldn't have done that.",
			GENERIC = "Maybe I should dig it up.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "It houses all of my nightmares.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "I ship it with Crystal.",

		NIGHTSWORD = "I should use this only in the day, just to taunt it.",
		NITRE = "I heard it creates drunk fire.",
		ONEMANBAND = "Time to use this to get slaves.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "Probably a trap, but it's a tempting trap.",
		PANFLUTE = "The noise makes me tired.",
		PAPYRUS = "Time to write fanfiction!",
		PENGUIN = "I don't like penguins.",
		PERD = "You stole my kind!  I will kill you!",
		PEROGIES = "Smells good.",
		PETALS = "It heals me.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "Still edgy.",
		PHLEGM = "Ew.",
		PICKAXE = "Time to get gold and stuff.",
		PIGGYBACK = "It's heavy.",
		PIGHEAD = "Not exactly interested in heads.",
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "Someone's in there.",
			GENERIC = "Good enough.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "Frauds.",
		},
		PIGKING = "Give me stuff.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "So are we friends?",
			GENERIC = "A primitive Toon.",
			GUARD = "Fight me.",
			WEREPIG = "I think he's broke.",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "I stole their tail.",
		PIGTORCH = "A torch.  I'll steal it.  No one will ever know!",
		PINECONE =
		{
		    GENERIC = "Collecting these is fun.",
		    PLANTED = "Ugh, takes so long to grow after this part.",
		},

		PITCHFORK = "Time to cause a riot.  Where's my torch?",
		PLANTMEAT = "Good enough meat, I guess.",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "Better, I guess.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "I'm bored watching it.",
			GROWING = "Hurry up!",
			READY = "Time to grab you.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "Good fruit.",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "Still tastes great.",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "Time to replant these!",
		POND = "I wonder what's at the bottom.  I should see.",
		POOP = "Gross.",
		PUMPKIN = "Pumpkin heads are cool.  Get me one.",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Sweets!",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Pumpkins taste good.",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "A lantern for light.",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "I heard these are good snacks.",
		PURPLEGEM = "Reminds me of Tulip and Pumpkin.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Hi, Dusty.",
			HELD = "I know it's you.",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = "Come out, Dusty!",
		RAINOMETER = "Rain makes the trees grow.",
		RATATOUILLE = "Looks interesting, I guess.",
		RAZOR = "I don't need this.",
		REDGEM = "Ew.  Reminds me of Loopy.",
		RED_CAP = "I don't like this.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "I still don't like it.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "Shoo.",
			INGROUND = "You better hide.",
			PICKED = "Dead!",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "I probably should have picked this.",
			GENERIC = "Eh.",
			PICKED = "Come back.",
		},
        RUBBLE = "Broken furniture.",
		RESEARCHLAB = "I'm intelligenter than you are, machine!",
		RESEARCHLAB2 = "I can write better fanfiction.",
		RESEARCHLAB3 = "It makes dark magic.  Looks cool, though.",
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = "Who's this guy?",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "This revives me, right?",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "Color of Loopy.  You're evil.",
			HELD = "I should green you right now.",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "I hate winter, and this thing doesn't help.",
			HELD = "Shoo!",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "A puppet.",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "Interesting.",
			OUT = "It's gone.",
			LOW = "Um?",
			NORMAL = "I'm confued.",
		},
		ROCK = "I'll mine you.",
		ROCKS = "I think I can make stuff with these.",
        ROOK = "Dumb cog thing.",
		ROPE = "Bondage time.",
		ROTTENEGG = "Oh well.",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Interestiing.",
			INACTIVE = "Hmm.",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "Fire pits are better.",
			GENERIC = "It gives useful supplies.",
			PICKED = "You're dead.",
		},
		SEEDS = "Birds like these, right?",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "Not very filling.",
		SEWING_KIT = "I can fix my clothing now.",
		SHOVEL = "Time to dig up thingies.",
		SILK = "I think I can make clothing and other thingies.",
		SKELETON = "Fraudulent.",
		SKULLCHEST = "Too edgy for me.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Tiny friend.",
			HUNGRY = "Get your own food.",
			STARVING = "Fine.  Have my food.",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "Eh.  Good enough.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "Looks good enough.",
		SPAT = "Uh...",
		SPEAR = "Time to kill a ton of things.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			GENERIC = "Easy to kill.",
			SLEEPING = "Time to carefully sneak up...",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "It houses spiders.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "Maybe I can create spiders then kill them for stuff.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "Maybe it's helpful?",
		SPIDERHAT = "They'll never know.",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "You're a fraud.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			GENERIC = "I can beat you!  Even though you're strong!",
			SLEEPING = "Sleep while you still can, fraudulent.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "I dont wanna eat this.",
		STATUEHARP = "A good enough statue.",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "Not too fond of him.",
		STEELWOOL = "Shiny.",
		STINGER = "Time to sting the bees with this!",
		STRAWHAT = "Am I a farmer now?",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "Definitely not an egg.",
		SUNKBOAT = "Rest in peace boat.",
		SWEATERVEST = "Looks cool.",
		TAFFY = "Candy.",
		TALLBIRD = "I hate you, greener.",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "Will a baby come?",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "I guess we can't see if a baby will come anymore.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "It's not THAT cold!",
			GENERIC = "Hurry up.",
			HOT = "It's not THAT hot!",
			LONG = "Hatch.",
			SHORT = "Come on!  Hatch!",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "I'll steal the egg and be a far better parent.",
			PICKED = "I don't see a thing.",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Stop being big.",
			HUNGRY = "I need food, too!",
			STARVING = "Fine.  Have food.",
		},
		TELEBASE =
		{
			VALID = "Are you ready?",
			GEMS = "Needs something extra.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I think it's ready!",
			GENERIC = "Woody.",
			LOCKED = "Ugh, still won't work.",
			PARTIAL = "Work!",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "A box.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "A crank.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "I'm a potato, too!",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "My wedding ring.",
		TELESTAFF = "Let's teleport.",
		TENT = "Finally, I can have fun in here without my privacy being invaded.",
		TENTACLE = "I'm kinkshaming.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "Still kinkshaming.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "I ship you and me.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "You need the biggest kinkshame.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "It reproduced.",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "Dumb tentacle kinks!",
		TOPHAT = "I think Dusty wore one before.",
		TORCH = "Wheres my pitchfork?  I want a riot.",
		TRAP = "Tiny things will be caught.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "A trap made out of greener teeth.",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "Wow, rude.",
		TREASURECHEST = "I should bury it, make a treasure map, and put something useless in there.",
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "Doesnt look like a good chest.",

		TRINKET_1 = "I dont like the trap track.",
		TRINKET_10 = "I dont want THESE teeth.",
		TRINKET_11 = "Liar!",
		TRINKET_12 = "Remains of a different tentacle kink.",
		TRINKET_13 = "I ship you and the other gnome.",
		TRINKET_2 = "Worthless as I am.",
		TRINKET_3 = "I dont know how to untie this.",
		TRINKET_4 = "Go admit your love to the other gnome.",
		TRINKET_5 = "Maybe this is a sign it wants to be with me.",
		TRINKET_6 = "Broken cog remains.",
		TRINKET_7 = "An addicting but boring game.",
		TRINKET_8 = "I dont really wanna take a bath.",
		TRINKET_9 = "I dont have any use for these.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Nice and breezy",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "This could stand up to the winters back home, eh?",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "Should I really eat a trunk?",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "It's summery.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "It's wintery.",
		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "Looks soft.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "It wants to play checkers.",
		TURF_DIRT = "Not as dirty as I am.",
		TURF_FOREST = "Grassy.",
		TURF_GRASS = "Grassy.",
		TURF_MARSH = "Swampy.",
		TURF_ROAD = "It's a road.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "Rocky.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "It's the ground.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "Woody.",
		TURKEYDINNER = "Very appetizing.",
		TWIGS = "It's useful.",
		UMBRELLA = "Protects me from the rain.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "I don't remember this.",
		WAFFLES = "Mm, waffles.",
		WALL_HAY = "Not a good wall.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "Not a good wall.",
		WALL_STONE = "Pretty good wall.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "Pretty good wall.",
		WALL_RUINS = "Looks broken.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "Looks broken.",
		WALL_WOOD = "It's alright.",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "It's alright.",
		WALRUS = "Hey, walrus.  Dont kill me, please.",
		WALRUSHAT = "I turned it into a hat.",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "Looks like some kinda camp.",
			GENERIC = "Looks like some walruses might come here soon.",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "I stole his teeth.",
		WARG = "Big greener!",
		WASPHIVE = "Fight me, bees.",
		WETGOOP = "Ugh.  I don't want to eat this.",
		WINTERHAT = "Feels cozy.",
		WINTEROMETER = "Time to see how warm it is.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It looks interesting.",
			OPEN = "Do I really want to be eaten by the ground?",
		},
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "Is it okay?",
		ACCOMPLISHMENT_SHRINE = "Seems pointless.",
		LIVINGTREE = "Seems legit.",
		ICESTAFF = "Time to freeze things.",
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "What's that?",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "Really dark right now.",
	EAT_FOOD =
	{
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "Why did I eat this?",
	},
}