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Anon and his pone

Apr 26th, 2015
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  1. > Be anon
  2. >its been a few months sense people have been turning into ponies
  3. >it has also been a few months sense you spoke with your friend phil
  4. >phil from what you know hates ponies, and that you and him have mad many arguments over it
  5. >Out of the blue one day, you get a message from phil
  6. >" Anon get your ass over here now"
  7. > you are suprised as to why he wants you to get over to his house
  8. > You drive over to his place
  9. > while on the way you get another message from him
  10. >" In basement, don't laugh"
  11. > why would you laugh, unless..
  12. >nah, that would never happen to phil
  13. > You get over to his place and head down stairs
  14. >you call out for your friend
  15. >" I'm on the couch", he yells, but in a very feminine voice
  16. >you start to think that he is a mare
  17. >you turn around and find a large object covered by a blanket on his couch
  18. " Hey Phil, you in here?" you call
  19. >" yes" he says, also seeing the blob move
  20. >you then pull the blanket back to reveal a light grey earth pony mare
  21. " Phil?" you ask
  22. >" Anon"...
  23. >you are now looking at your best friend who now has turned into a pony
  24. > a mare specifically
  25. " Sooo, on a scale of one to ten, how mad are you?"
  26. >"20, now fucking fix this"
  27. " How the hell would I know how to fix this"
  28. >"Your the one who used to be into this shit"
  29. >he wasn't wrong
  30. >you did like mlp a lot back in the day
  31. >and you also wanted to be a pony as well
  32. >you then sat down next to him
  33. >" Anon, what the fuck are you doing?"
  34. " Nothing.. just gonna take your temperature"
  35. >this had nothing to do with it, you just wanted to see how he felt
  36. >you were then rubbing his forehead, which was pretty cold surprisingly
  37. >it was after a while that he noticed you had stop and started to pet his head
  38. >" Anon, cut the shit and fucking help me out, i don't want to be a horse for ever"
  39. "first its pony phil, and second, this could be for the rest of your life, i mean I am friends with this one guy.." you said as he punched you in the face with his hoof
  40. >" Shut, The. Fuck. Up"
  41. >he was mad alright
  42. you decided that maybe you should get some help from that friend of yours
  43. >You call up your friend who is now a zebra and chat up an idea
  44. >" Listen anon, you do know that he is pretty much fucked in this situation
  45. " I know, i just don't know how to tell him, worst thing he is gonna do is really hurt himself
  46. >you were about to say something else when you hear Phil yell
  47. >" GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HOW DO YOU PLAY WITH HOOVES!"
  48. " Yeah, he is really mad"
  49. >" Well i guess he is gonna start living as a pony, later anon"
  50. " Later"
  51. >You now have to tell Phil that he is pretty much fucked
  52. " hey phil... listen, about your situation"
  53. >" Let me guess, you have nothing"
  54. " yep, i guess your stuck"
  55. >" I am going to fucking kill you if you don't fix this"
  56. " How can i fix this, your a pony, what the fuck can I do, become a pony myself and fuck your brains out?"
  57. > that sounded like a much better idea in your head when you first thought of it
  58. >" Touch any part of me, i break your fucking hand anon"
  59. >Well he seemed serious
  60. >and it did look like that he was extreamly pissed off
  61. >maybe it would be best for you to leave him alone
  62. " Sooo, phil, is it cool sense your a girl i can call you Philomena?
  63. >his face instantly grew in serious anger
  64. >" I will fucking stomp your nuts out if you ever call me that again"
  65. > Now you were getting real tired of his shit
  66. " Listen Phil, i get your pissed about being a fucking mare, but hey this shit happens for a reaosn, and stop whining about this shit already
  67. > He just stared at you for a good minute
  68. >then all you could see is rage, then regret
  69. >" Listen Anon, i was going to have a great life, become a doctor like my dad, but now its all for nothing, plus, i am not even a fucking guy anymore, all i got is this"
  70. >he turns around to show you his ass
  71. >what you see is a great looking pony pussy and tight asshole
  72. >the bonner rises
  73. >wait now is not the time for that now is the time for helping
  74. " Listen Phil, if you want, i can stay with your for a while and hlep you out and shuch
  75. >" What the hell do you mean?"
  76. " well from starters, i hate to say this, but its almost spring and spring for most horses is estrus season"
  77. >" Meaning?"
  78. " Dude, your gonna get horny as fuck, like really fucking horny"
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