derpy hooves fan fiction

It was another beautiful day in Ponyville. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and for once Rainbowdash actually got her job done on time as there wasn't a cloud in sight. Yes, it was indeed a picture perfect day. Especially for delivering mail. Which brings us to everyone's favorite mail-pony, Derpy Hooves. Derpy had been delivering mail all day and she was tired so she stuck a dildo up her ass and covered it in sharts and then she died the end

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