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- Backstory: Itsuki is breaking in his new ride while a bunch of benchracers berate him and Takumi
- Then racing autism ensues
- The time stamps are from the [a-s] mkv
- 1:35) Silvia Driver: Dude, just look at this sorry excuse of a car. It looks slow.
- 1:43) Silvia Passenger: I'm crying! I bet this piece of shit is slower than bromaro's Z/28 on the quarter mile!
- 1:49) Sil D: You can stay assmad kid!
- 1:55) Sil D: You should've gotten an ecoboost you tofu loving losers!
- 2:03) Takumi: It's on. I'm starting the eurobeat.
- 2:13) Itsuki: S-slow down or we're gonna blow the welds
- 2:18) Its: You're not double clutching like you should!
- 2:36) Its: It's too fresh in here!
- 2:40) Its: Ta... Takumi...
- 2:43) Its: THE BRAKE IS ON THE MIDDLE YOU FAAAAAAAAG![voice fading as it pans to the mountain]
- 3:14) Sil P: Blown the fuck out!
- 3:30) Sil P: What the hell?
- [While he looks in the mirror, faded eurobeat is playing]
- 3:35) Sil P:Hey, that looks like a fiero with a bodykit.
- 3:38) Sil D: He probably thinks he can compete. I'll show you what my turbo V6 is capable off!
- 3:47) 180sx Driver: Oh I get it... It's time to bait a fag
- 4:07) Its: Let it go you moron, it's a bait!
- 4:25) Its: You absolute madman! You autist!
- 4:46) Its: S-So fast... I should have just gotten a miata
- 4:58) Sil P: We underestimated him... Huh... Hold on. This doesn't look like a fiero with a bodykit. It's those assmad fangirls.
- 5:07) Sil D: That shitbox could never keep up with a godmachine like mine!
- 5:18) Sil D: What the fuck! It that shitbox after all!
- 5:21) Sil P: Those fucks lied to us! It's probably... Some weird dodge stratus!
- 5:27) Tak: Alright, I got them.
- 5:33) Tak: I need nos... I won't even get over 140 miles with just, that(while looking at Itsuki)?
- 5:39) Tak: And I have no grip to the point where I need to use inferior drifting...
- 5:50) Sil D: Woah, he's faster than a viper ACR!
- 5:53) Tak: I wish I was driving my twingo.
- 5:57) Tak: Oh well. I guess I'll just use my special lines.
- [maybe some more faded eurobeat in the mirror shot]
- 6:23) 180 D: You cannot out-meme me you loser!
- 6:29) 180 D: What?!
- [again some faded eurobeat, but stereo from left to right as he passes him]
- 6:33) 180 D: How is that possible?! He should be slow! This is not what fastest laps is saying. The verdict was clear... "My car is noticeably faster"...
- 6:50) 180 D: But, it rolls more than a foxbody mustang. Maybe the site... is not very accurate?
- 7:09) 180 D: My ecoboost could not compete.
- 7:12) Sil P: That shitbox was so hektik!
- 7:14) Sil D: Does that mean... (all together) We're not in Big Willow?!
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