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- >Day music in Equestria
- >You wake up from the immense pain of smashing your face on the floor when you roll off the couch
- >You mutter into the carpet
- Fucking couches...
- >You stand up
- >There's a knock on the door
- >You open it and Fluttershy stands there
- Well this is a surprise!
- >"Really?!"
- No.
- >Her ears flatten
- >"O-oh...I was w-wondering if you w-wanted to go out to the b-bar tonight..."
- >Drinking?
- >Okay
- >Drinking with your rapist?
- >Not okay
- I'm not in the mood to be raped by you.
- >"E-everyp0ny else is going..."
- Who?
- >"Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Applejack."
- >You stroke the peach fuzz on your chin and stare at the sky
- >Fluttershy looks where you're looking obviously confused
- Sure. When?
- >"Um...now actually."
- Don't you think it's a little early to be drinking?
- >"It's 7 at night Anon."
- >You look around
- >Oh...the sun was going down...
- Hold on let me get some clothes on...
- >She squees and runs inside
- You cannot watch.
- >Her ears flatten and she sits on the floor
- >You sanic up the stairs and throw on the clothes you think smell clean
- >You walk back down and see Flutters on the couch with something
- What are you doing?
- >She jumps when you talk and sends...a dildo flying across the room
- >It smacks against the wall with a schlick noise
- You are one scary mare.
- >She mumbles something and you both leave
- >She takes you to a bar where you see the rest of your p0ny friends
- >You sit next to AJ and Pinkie
- >Pinkie nudges you
- >"You ready to get wasted?!"
- Woah woah calm down now. I just woke up a bit ago...
- >She punches you in the shoulder
- >It doesn't really hurt it's just annoying
- >"Don't be such a baby!"
- >She slides you a mug of cider
- >Before you pick it up you hear music cut on
- >You turn to the left and see a stage with a jukebox and a mic
- Is that...is that Karaoke?
- >Twilight nods and magics a piece of paper with quill and ink
- >"You know what Karaoke is?! Oh my goodness I didn't know they had that where you were fr-"
- >You zone her out as you see Fluttershy go up to the machine and push in some song
- >She lowers the mic and stands there looking at you
- >The music starts
- >You slowly facepalm as you realize what song she chose
- >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
- >She stares directly at you and starts
- >"M-my tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I, g-got out of bed at all. Morning r-rain clouds up my window, and I can't s-see at all. And even if I c-could it'd all be grey, but your p-picture on my wall...it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..."
- >Rarity looks at you with a pouty face and whispers
- >"Go up there and sing something with her! Just look at her..."
- >She sings the next verse with even more stuttering and tears swell in her eyes as a drunk p0ny boos at her
- >Damn this feel and it's incredible power
- >You stand up and walk up there
- >You click off her song and she turns to you
- >"Why d-did you do that? I was singing for you..."
- Pick a duet song and we'll sing it...together.
- >She squees and rushes to the box
- >You turn around and see Pinkie passed the fuck out
- >Seconds later you hear a sick drum beat
- >Then whistling
- >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0
- >Flutters tosses you a mic
- >She starts
- >"If I told you things I did before, told you how I used to be...would you just come over and rut me?"
- >You shake your head in dissaprovement of her awful attempt to persuade you to fuck her
- >"If you knew my story word for word, had all of my history...would you just come over and rut me?"
- >It's a good thing you're good at improvising
- I said it before you stupid mare, I do not care...I would never ever EVER rut you.
- >Her ears flatten slightly
- Don't give a fuck about what you did, or who you did it with...if you think I like you, you are a fool.
- >Same drunk at his table begins ranting about how much horse cock you suck
- >Fluttershy tears up and you glare at him
- What the fuck is your problem?!
- >"You're gay! And have awful music tastes!"
- >You are about to throw your mic when you see the rest of the mane 6 (except Pinkie) come up to you
- >Rainbow whispers in your ear
- >"This is gonna be so awesome!"
- >Rarity stands next to the jukebox and looks seductively at the drunk p0ny
- >He shuts up
- >AJ whispers something in Fluttershy's ear and she nods happily
- Care to tell me what the fuck is going on?
- >Then Twilight bucks you in the back of the leg causing you to kneel down
- >Fluttershy flies up to your right and Rainbow to your left
- >AJ sits in front of you
- >Twilight whispers
- >"Bohemian Rhapsody Anon."
- >You nod
- Oh...
- >Then the light turns out
- >The four of you sing
- "Is this the real life?"
- "Is this just fantasy?"
- "Caught in a landslide"
- "No escape from reality"
- >Twilight somehow lights up your four faces
- "Open your eyes"
- "Look up to the skies and see"
- >Applejack sings this part
- "Ah'm just a poor colt"
- "Ah need no sympathy"
- >You all sing again
- "Because I'm easy come, easy go"
- "Little high, little low"
- >Applejack's voice rises out again as you all sing
- "Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me...to me"
- >Suddenly the lights cut back on and something hits Rarity
- >"Aye! Stop being such a tease you whorse!"
- WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!
- >"How about you sing a song that's good!"
- >Everyp0ny stops and stares at that p0ny
- >He shrugs
- >"What?"
- >You walk over and punch him in the head
- >"That fucking hurt you faggot!"
- >You hold him in a headlock and turn him towards Twilight
- Finish it!
- >Twilight magics the elements of harmony to the mane six
- >They charge up and fire a rainbow beam at the p0ny
- >He explodes in a bloody mess
- >All the p0nies in the bar cheer and you continue the song to the end
- >You go home and get in bed
- >Today was an average day
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