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The Story of the Poor Mouse and the Rich Mouse

ManeGunner6
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  1. ManeGunner6: I'm wondering how long you'd wait. 15:57:33
  2. ManeGunner6: How long you'd wait for an item that you'll never get. 15:57:42
  3. крутой пацик: no 15:58:52
  4. ManeGunner6: There's a big button named "Cancel the trade" 15:59:06
  5. ManeGunner6: You'll end this trade with that and not waste any more of your time. 15:59:22
  6. крутой пацик: i am played i saw on this trade 1 time 16:00:08
  7. ManeGunner6: You saw a trade? 16:00:21
  8. ManeGunner6: Which one was it? 16:00:24
  9. крутой пацик: yes 16:00:30
  10. ManeGunner6: The one where someone put up an expensive item and never accepted the trade, mostly wanting to see 16:00:47
  11. крутой пацик removed Batter's Helmet 16:00:53
  12. ManeGunner6: how long a beggar would wait. 16:00:53
  13. крутой пацик is ready 16:00:53
  14. ManeGunner6: Did you see that one? 16:01:17
  15. крутой пацик: yes 16:01:24
  16. ManeGunner6: Was it this one? 16:01:31
  17. крутой пацик: yes 16:01:37
  18. ManeGunner6: Big button. 16:02:00
  19. ManeGunner6: "Cancel the trade". 16:02:04
  20. крутой пацик: no 16:02:07
  21. ManeGunner6: I'm never readying up, mate. 16:02:11
  22. крутой пацик: plesae 16:02:18
  23. крутой пацик: click yes!!!!! 16:02:29
  24. ManeGunner6: I'll give it at least an hour. 16:02:30
  25. ManeGunner6: See how long it takes until you click it. 16:02:42
  26. ManeGunner6: Oh wait. 16:02:52
  27. ManeGunner6: It's almost been an hour. 16:02:57
  28. ManeGunner6: 50 minutes since you first started your attempt to take my Big Kill. 16:03:11
  29. ManeGunner6: Did you know that? 16:03:16
  30. крутой пацик: yes 16:03:47
  31. ManeGunner6: So why are you still trying? 16:03:58
  32. крутой пацик: click ready 16:04:39
  33. ManeGunner6: Nope. 16:04:45
  34. крутой пацик: please 16:04:56
  35. ManeGunner6: "please" will only get you the smallest of items e.g. a scrap. 16:05:07
  36. крутой пацик is not ready 16:05:18
  37. ManeGunner6: It will not get you a $28 item. 16:05:18
  38. крутой пацик added Rage-Inducing Huo-Long Heater 16:05:19
  39. крутой пацик added Batter's Helmet 16:05:20
  40. крутой пацик added The Frying Pan 16:05:22
  41. крутой пацик removed The Frying Pan 16:05:24
  42. крутой пацик removed Batter's Helmet 16:05:25
  43. крутой пацик removed Rage-Inducing Huo-Long Heater 16:05:26
  44. крутой пацик removed Vintage Ambassador 16:05:28
  45. крутой пацик removed Phlogistinator Strangifier 16:05:29
  46. ManeGunner6: Button's still there. 16:05:45
  47. крутой пацик is ready 16:05:50
  48. ManeGunner6: It awaits you eagerly. 16:05:56
  49. крутой пацик is not ready 16:06:04
  50. ManeGunner6: It beholds the mouse, smaller than itself. 16:06:05
  51. крутой пацик added Vintage Ambassador 16:06:05
  52. крутой пацик is ready 16:06:07
  53. ManeGunner6: Its' first name, Cancel, given to it by its' lord and saviour, Gaben. 16:06:29
  54. ManeGunner6: It lies there, awaiting your click. 16:06:43
  55. крутой пацик is not ready 16:07:07
  56. крутой пацик added Rage-Inducing Huo-Long Heater 16:07:10
  57. ManeGunner6: But make haste; fairly soon, another mouse will click that and end this futile battle. 16:07:11
  58. крутой пацик: click ready 16:07:13
  59. крутой пацик is ready 16:07:14
  60. ManeGunner6: Unlike the small, poor child, this one has money. 16:07:40
  61. ManeGunner6: Money to spend. 16:07:42
  62. ManeGunner6: Time to waste. 16:07:46
  63. крутой пацик is not ready 16:07:49
  64. крутой пацик added Phlogistinator Strangifier 16:07:51
  65. крутой пацик is ready 16:07:53
  66. ManeGunner6: This mosue has 2390 hours spend on this game, while the poor mouse only has 550. 16:08:07
  67. ManeGunner6: Poor little bugger, wouldn't you say? 16:08:17
  68. крутой пацик is not ready 16:09:05
  69. ManeGunner6: The rich mouse is surprised at the peasant's persistance. Its' attempts at an ultimately futile goal 16:09:06
  70. крутой пацик removed Phlogistinator Strangifier 16:09:24
  71. крутой пацик removed Rage-Inducing Huo-Long Heater 16:09:24
  72. крутой пацик removed Vintage Ambassador 16:09:25
  73. крутой пацик: ok 16:09:28
  74. крутой пацик: give me hat 16:09:36
  75. ManeGunner6: Its' persistance, like an unstoppable barrier, is great. 16:10:08
  76. ManeGunner6: However, it would be struck down by another mouse. 16:10:18
  77. ManeGunner6: How does the phrase go, I wonder? 16:10:28
  78. ManeGunner6: Oh yes. 16:10:30
  79. ManeGunner6: "Unstoppable Barrier, meet Immovable Object." 16:10:42
  80. крутой пацик: give me stupid HAT 16:11:08
  81. ManeGunner6: Objectives? Burnt to ashes. The control wrought away from the poor mouse's hands like a mother. 16:11:34
  82. ManeGunner6: Taking a toy from a child. 16:11:38
  83. ManeGunner6: But there's hope. 16:11:49
  84. ManeGunner6: The Cancel button waits for you like a dog waiting for its' owner. 16:12:01
  85. ManeGunner6: It awaits your clicks, like it awaits a bone or a dog treat. 16:12:16
  86. ManeGunner6: Will you give this "dog" its' "bone"? 16:12:35
  87. ManeGunner6: Or will the richer mouse be the one to take care of it? 16:12:43
  88. ManeGunner6: You're in control of this. It has been an hour since it began waiting. 16:13:02
  89. крутой пацик: give me hat for demoman 16:13:21
  90. ManeGunner6: Click it. Give it the treat it so desires. 16:13:22
  91. You removed Professional Killstreak Big Kill 16:13:34
  92. ManeGunner6: Yet you continue. 16:13:39
  93. ManeGunner6: You beg for a hat for demoman. You beg for a hat for Soldier. 16:13:47
  94. ManeGunner6: You act like a homeless person, in general. 16:14:02
  95. крутой пацик: G I V E M E H A T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16:14:39
  96. ManeGunner6: I was like you at one stage. 16:15:52
  97. ManeGunner6: Had the bare amount of hats. 16:16:02
  98. ManeGunner6: Weapons, too. 16:16:07
  99. You added The Force-A-Nature 16:16:10
  100. You added The Soda Popper 16:16:11
  101. ManeGunner6: An Uncraftable Force-a-Nature. 16:16:20
  102. ManeGunner6: A Soda Popper, too. 16:16:24
  103. You added ''Brag Rights'' 16:16:29
  104. ManeGunner6: A Level 42 Vintage Sandman. 16:16:35
  105. ManeGunner6: Small time collector's items. 16:16:39
  106. крутой пацик: no 16:16:44
  107. ManeGunner6: One day, I met a rich person. 16:16:47
  108. ManeGunner6: He had everything I could've ever wanted. 16:16:55
  109. крутой пацик: H A T 16:16:56
  110. ManeGunner6: Earbuds, Big Kill, All the hats I could have ever imagined. 16:17:06
  111. ManeGunner6: And I begged. 16:17:09
  112. ManeGunner6: Each day, every day. 16:17:15
  113. ManeGunner6: But he would not yield. 16:17:20
  114. ManeGunner6: He claimed that he needed those items, that he had paid for them. 16:17:33
  115. ManeGunner6: I was blind to this fact, and merely did not believe him. 16:17:47
  116. ManeGunner6: Until I saw the error of my ways. 16:17:57
  117. ManeGunner6: I realised that people paid lots of money on this game. 16:18:08
  118. ManeGunner6: That each item had its' own value. 16:18:15
  119. ManeGunner6: I began collecting and crafting items. 16:18:28
  120. You added The Kringle Collection 16:18:29
  121. ManeGunner6: Kringle Collection... 16:18:36
  122. крутой пацик: yes 16:18:39
  123. You added Genuine K-9 Mane 16:18:40
  124. ManeGunner6: My prized Genuine K-9 Mane. 16:18:46
  125. You added ''Bluts(Au)ger'' 16:18:49
  126. ManeGunner6: Even an Australium. 16:18:55
  127. крутой пацик added Rage-Inducing Huo-Long Heater 16:18:56
  128. You added Vintage Vintage Tyrolean 16:18:56
  129. крутой пацик added Vintage Ambassador 16:18:59
  130. ManeGunner6: Vintage stuff too. 16:19:00
  131. крутой пацик added Batter's Helmet 16:19:01
  132. крутой пацик added Phlogistinator Strangifier 16:19:03
  133. ManeGunner6: Until a fated 14th of October, 2013. 16:19:15
  134. ManeGunner6: When the very same rich friend I had met gave me a gift. 16:19:27
  135. ManeGunner6: One that he made me promise to never trade or sell to anyone. 16:19:37
  136. ManeGunner6: Even if it were Gaben himself. 16:19:44
  137. You added Professional Killstreak Big Kill 16:19:46
  138. ManeGunner6: The Big Kill. 16:19:50
  139. ManeGunner6: A weapon he had previously owned, now granted to me to cherish. 16:20:02
  140. крутой пацик: hat for soldeir 16:20:08
  141. крутой пацик removed Rage-Inducing Huo-Long Heater 16:20:11
  142. крутой пацик removed Vintage Ambassador 16:20:12
  143. крутой пацик removed Phlogistinator Strangifier 16:20:15
  144. ManeGunner6: I continued to collect. 16:20:16
  145. крутой пацик added Vintage Ambassador 16:20:16
  146. крутой пацик is ready 16:20:30
  147. крутой пацик is not ready 16:20:32
  148. ManeGunner6: Gained and sold a couple of unusuals too. 16:20:34
  149. You added Genuine Ap-Sap 16:20:40
  150. крутой пацик: no 16:20:48
  151. ManeGunner6: I now had the power. 16:20:50
  152. ManeGunner6: I realised that I was wasting as much time as you. 16:21:02
  153. крутой пацик: give me hat 16:21:15
  154. ManeGunner6: Sitting here in front of a computer typing desperate pleas into the chat. 16:21:16
  155. крутой пацик: 1 hat 16:21:21
  156. крутой пацик removed Vintage Ambassador 16:21:23
  157. ManeGunner6: But then I realised another idea. 16:21:38
  158. ManeGunner6: "What if I clicked the cancel button before he did?" 16:21:47
  159. ManeGunner6: "What if I was the one to end this futile struggle before I wasted any more time..." 16:22:04
  160. крутой пацик is ready 16:22:23
  161. крутой пацик is not ready 16:22:26
  162. ManeGunner6: "Time I could've spent doing others things. Chatting with friends, having fun, going outside..." 16:22:27
  163. ManeGunner6: So y'know what I did? 16:22:35
  164. ManeGunner6: I took control and clicked that Cancel button myself. 16:22:44
  165. крутой пацик: GIVE ME HAT :( 16:22:46
  166. ManeGunner6: The trade closed out with a message that simply read "The trade was cancelled." 16:22:57
  167. ManeGunner6: I was free once again from the scourge of TF2 Trading. 16:23:07
  168. ManeGunner6: But not yet. 16:23:09
  169. ManeGunner6: I saved the log of the chat I had with the beggar. 16:23:19
  170. ManeGunner6: And uploaded the monstrosity to share with friends. 16:23:29
  171. ManeGunner6: Friends who had encountered similar problems. 16:23:49
  172. ManeGunner6: But I had patience and I kept that patience held closely to my chest. 16:24:00
  173. ManeGunner6: I wrote a story to this beggar. And I was happy. 16:24:08
  174. крутой пацик is ready 16:24:26
  175. ManeGunner6: You have the power to trade up to big things such as the items in my backpack. 16:24:40
  176. ManeGunner6: You have the initiative to put time and effort into the game. 16:24:53
  177. ManeGunner6: To start small and build up from a Gibus to an unusual. 16:25:06
  178. ManeGunner6: Good luck, my Ukrainian friend. 16:25:25
  179. ManeGunner6: You will need it. 16:25:38
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