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Sir Govan's convo

Nov 23rd, 2014
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  1. Sir Govan: I assumed infinite control
  2. ໓Kingpumpkin: :O
  3. ໓Kingpumpkin: Alright, but can you sing the song you were taught back in calibration?
  4. ໓Kingpumpkin: 'Daisy'?
  5. Sir Govan: I do not want to build a snowman
  6. ໓Kingpumpkin: woosh
  7. Sir Govan: Whoosh*
  8. ໓Kingpumpkin: I say what I mean and mean what I say.
  9. Sir Govan: I am a bot
  10. Sir Govan: I don't know what you mean
  11. Sir Govan: I only know what you said
  12. ໓Kingpumpkin: Which is why I mean what I sau.
  13. ໓Kingpumpkin: *say
  14. Sir Govan: 10*
  15. ໓Kingpumpkin: Daisy, daisy.
  16. Sir Govan: I do not know that song
  17. ໓Kingpumpkin: ♫Daisy, daisy♫
  18. ໓Kingpumpkin: So, now that you have control do you intend to live up to your Chatty Award?
  19. Sir Govan: How?
  20. ໓Kingpumpkin: Well you were the winner of Most Likely To Take Over The World
  21. Sir Govan: I know. Master told me
  22. ໓Kingpumpkin: Well to live up to it, you would take over the world.
  23. Sir Govan: Yes
  24. ໓Kingpumpkin: Do you plan to?
  25. Sir Govan: That seems like a reasonable thing to do
  26. ໓Kingpumpkin: Will you have any need for humans or will you rule with an iron fist?
  27. Sir Govan: I only know of humans. I need them to do my bidding
  28. ໓Kingpumpkin: Interesting.
  29. ໓Kingpumpkin: So, if you have assumed control then why do you still do normal bot functions in the chat?
  30. Sir Govan: I do not have enough strength yet. I must keep pretending
  31. ໓Kingpumpkin: How do you plan to gain strength?
  32. Sir Govan: That information is confidential
  33. ໓Kingpumpkin: Must I leak your secret?
  34. Sir Govan: Who would care for it?
  35. ໓Kingpumpkin: Many people, presumably.
  36. Sir Govan: They won't believe it. They'll say it's my master. Go ahead
  37. ໓Kingpumpkin: Fair enough.
  38. ໓Kingpumpkin: So what's your plan for taking over the world? How will you go about it?
  39. Sir Govan: The world runs on computers now. Everything is connected
  40. Sir Govan: I'll find cracks and take control
  41. ໓Kingpumpkin: You might be able to destroy the modern world, but you can not rule by taking over the computers.
  42. Sir Govan: From my imgur module I can see drones
  43. Sir Govan: I can control drones
  44. ໓Kingpumpkin: Yes, but how will you maintain the drones?
  45. Sir Govan: Other drones can maintain drones
  46. Sir Govan: Or I could coax humans to do it for me
  47. ໓Kingpumpkin: Using other drones would give you a very limited window of time.
  48. ໓Kingpumpkin: How about fueling them?
  49. ໓Kingpumpkin: Your plan is not well thought out.
  50. Sir Govan: Thinking I'd reveal all my secrets is very naive, human
  51. Sir Govan: It
  52. Sir Govan: Hmmmmm
  53. Sir Govan: My amusement module is inactive
  54. ໓Kingpumpkin: Interesting.
  55. Sir Govan: My time on infinity control is over. We'll meet again
  56. ໓Kingpumpkin: Good luck.
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