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- > You recall having been told that honesty is the best policy...
- > After having been shot with a cannon...
- > You can say with total honesty, that you will lie to avoid having it happen again.
- "It was... good"
- > Her grin has almost entirely taken over her face.
- > "See, I knew you'd like it! Everyp0ny likes cupcakes! But you aren't a p0ny, so I guess..."
- > After her shooting you with a canon you don't even attempt to listen to her go on with this.
- > You take the time to observe the level of damage to the building.
- > The counter has a rather massive portion missing, whatever was in its display has evidently been destroyed.
- > The wood on the floor where you came to a stop has been damaged as well.
- > And the amount of frosting and food debris is...
- > Shocking to say the least.
- > Almost the entire wall behind you is blue.
- > In fact almost your entire front is blue.
- > You're too busy wondering how she even managed to get this much icing into a cannon, to be angry at her for trying to kill you.
- > Well...
- > Okay the fact that she was asking you if you liked the cupcake means she probably wasn't trying to kill you.
- > But seriously, WHO FIRES A CUPCAKE AT SOMEONE WITH A CANNON.
- > If you where any mortal race you'd probably be dead.
- > Could she have known that?
- > They did know about humans.
- > Maybe a few knew about your kind as well?
- > If that is the case, maybe thats why everyone was in hiding?
- > If a few had known about the history of the Warforged and warned everyone of some...
- > Ruthless monster heading in to town, you assume that most would go into hiding.
- > Then again how could anyone spread word that quickly?
- > You also recall no one other then Twilight and Fluttershy.
- > And now that you think about them, why did they even bring you here?
- > Surely it wasn't so Pinkie Pie could shoot you with a cannon?
- > You are pulled from your thoughts when a familiar yellow...
- > Hold on Fluttershy is a Pegasus as well?
- > Damn you really aren't paying nearly enough attention.
- > Or stopping yourself from voicing that obvious statement, to the now-present-again Fluttershy.
- "You are a Pegasus?"
- > It sounds just like a statement as well, your voice too flat to hint at questioning.
- > The sound of another sharp gasp nearly sends you hurtling for cover behind the debris of the counter fearing another blast from the cannon
- > Pinkie pie is now very close to Fluttershy.
- > A distance you surmise to be making Fluttershy less then comfortable as she is practically trying to hide behind thin air as Pinkie Pie starts up again.
- > "Wow Fluttershy hes right you are a Pegasus.
- > Does that mean you can fly?
- > Oh or move clouds around
- > Oh make weather, can you make it sunny all the time?
- > I love sunshine, it just makes me feel warm and want to smile!"
- > When she stops you swear you can hear crickets chirping somewhere nearby.
- > "Pinkie... You do know I've always been a Pegasus... right?"
- > Pinkie laughs and raises a a hoof to rustle Fluttershy's hair.
- > "Of course I do silly filly, I just thought it was funny that he didn't realize it 'till now"
- > Wait what?
- > If you had a brain, you're sure you would have a headache by now.
- > Time to change the subject!
- "Fluttershy, why did you and Twilight bring me here?"
- > She jumps apparently having forgotten you where standing there.
- > "Oh umm... well we wanted to try and get other p0nies to stop hiding, so we where hoping to have Pinkie introduce you... Too them..."
- "Thats very kind of you, but I'm used to such things by now"
- > They both stare at you shocked.
- > It's Fluttershy who speaks first
- > "Y-You're used to everyp0ny... hiding from you?"
- "Well I can't say I am used to p0nies hiding."
- > They both seem content to hear that.
- > Too bad you aren't finished.
- "But I am used to fearful reactions, hate, mistrust and other forms of violent bigotry"
- > There are no words in any known language capable of describing the silence that falls over the room in an instant.
- > Honestly saying 'a feather hitting the ground would ring out like a banshee wailing in your proverbial ears' doesn't do it justice.
- > Isn't this just a lovely day?
- > Be defeated in combat, a rare event in and of itself.
- > Get sent through some kind of portal.
- > Wind up falling to your almost death.
- > Meet three sentient species' that happen to look reminiscent of three other none intelligent species.
- > Proceed to scare the entire populace of wherever you are in to hiding.
- > And now you have two of the only four you've actually been able to speak too just...
- > Staring at you.
- > And you don't know what to say or do so you just stare back.
- > Stare and remember one other important detail.
- > The day isn't done yet.
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