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- >Be Anonymous
- >You are listening to ICP, your roommate Titty Sprinkles is telling you to turn it down.
- "Yeah sure!"
- >You turn it up to max volume
- >She just huffs and goes away
- >You go back to listening ICP and drinking some Faygo
- >Suddenly music stops and there is a shit load of kitchen knives in the wall and in your stereo
- >"Thank you for turning it down finally"
- >She walks away levitating your Faygo to her mouth
- >Fucking Titty Sprinkles
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- >Slamming that Faygo
- >Watching Twinkle Sparkler doing miracles
- "Do it again"
- >"Ugh fine"
- >She levitates six oranges and has them do patterns around the apartment
- >She then teleports them into the fruit bowl
- >"There, happy?"
- >You tell her yeah and she teleports out of the living room
- "Fucking ponies how do they work?"
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- >Drinking that Faygo
- >Shits gone, need more
- >Open fridge and refill
- >Head back to room but loud snoring alerts you
- >Twinkie is asleep on the couch
- >Take a sip
- >Idea
- >Thirty minutes later
- >Twinkie has a juggalo face
- >You get your 'face' on as well
- >Pose with knocked out Twinkie
- >Go back to room
- >Hour later hear a loud scream
- >Look at door to see Twinkie upset
- "Want some Faygo?"
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- >Going home, find a box by the door
- >Go in and open it
- "Some Moon Mist Faygo sweet"
- >Slam that Moon Mist, toss one to purplesmart
- >She drinks it and starts miracling up the place
- >In a flash she now has wings
- >"Oh wow I am an alicorn!"
- >You start drinking nonstop Moon Mist for months trying to get wings
- >Fuck Redbull, Faygo will give you wings
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- >Going home, can not wait to drink some Faygo
- >You hear Mad Professor being played
- >Walk in to find Sporkol dancing with her 'face' on
- >She chugs a Black Cherry and crushes the can with her head
- >She hasn't noticed you, you decide to go put on your face and join her
- >You dance next to her to Taste, when the song ended she finally noticed you
- "I thought you didn't like Insane Clown Posse"
- >"I-I do not like them, I am doing this for research b-baka!"
- >She teleports out of the living room
- >You shrug and listen to some more Insane Clown Posse
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- >Slouching on the couch drinking water
- >"Anonymous? Shouldn't you be at work right now?"
- "I got fired"
- >Twix Spunkle joins you on your sofa and rubs your arm
- >"Oh I am so sorry, hey don't feel bad. I bet you will find another job"
- "Oh I am not feeling bad about that...we ran out of Faygo. I need more money to buy me some Faygo"
- >Twix just stares at you and goes back to her room
- "What?"
- >You take a sip of water
- "Aww its just not the same"
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- >Chilling on the couch about to drink some Faygo
- >Titty comes in the room
- >"Happy Easter Anonymous"
- >She gives you a big smile
- "I am not a Christian."
- >She looks confused
- >"I assumed you would be many of the Christains of your world."
- "You thought wrong"
- >You shake your only can of Faygo and give her a Faygo Shower
- "Welcome to my religion, enjoy."
- >It was waste of some good Faygo but a Faygo Shower are approved for baptizing.
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- >Sleeping on the couch during the middle of the day
- >You feel something shake you awake, a familar purple unicorn fills your vision
- >"Anonymous aren't you suppose to be at your new job?"
- "I got fired"
- >Spudnik looks surprised
- >"What happened?"
- "I dranked all the Faygo we were storing and brought some home."
- >"Why would you do that?"
- "I couldn't help it, its Faygo!"
- >She facehoofs
- "By the way I'm sleeping with you tonight, the cuch is too lumpy"
- >"Why can't you sleep in your own bed?"
- "Look inside"
- >She opens your bedroom door and sees its full with different flavors of Faygo
- >"I don't even..."
- "Impressive isn't it?"
- >She justs looks at you and shakes her head as she goes back to her room.
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- >Mixing up all the flavors of Faygo into one cup.
- >Finally after adding all three flavors of Moon Mist, you have completed your amazing project
- "Faygo Z..."
- >You shed a single tear and wipe it away with your sleeve.
- >The cup has a unique dark color to it.
- >You lick your lips but hold the urge to drink it.
- >To make this special you need to empty your bladder first.
- >Quickly yu head to the wasroom and drain the snake.
- >You flush and head back to the kitchen to find it filled with bright light
- >You cover your eyes and wait for it to die down
- >Once it was over you see a purple girl on all fours, next to her was a smashed glass
- "What the hell happened?"
- >The girl gets up all wobbly but holds onto the counter
- >"I don't know what happend but this feels really weird"
- >That sounded like Twolot Spockle
- "Twinkie is that you?"
- >She looks at you issed and yells "Its Twilight Sparkle!"
- >She acccidenlty steps on some glass
- >"Ow!"
- "Wait did you-did you drink my glass of Faygo?"
- >"Yeah, it had an intereting smell to it"
- >You squeeze your hands into fists
- "That was my secert faygo project"
- >She looks somewhat annoyed
- >"Sorry but what are we going to do about this?"
- >You grab her arm and take her to the washroom.
- >Hours later you taste Faygo Z with a hint of Twolot Spockle
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- >Today is your birthday.
- >Twinkle isn't home today.
- >You chill on the couch and drink some Faygo. you got from the fridge.
- >Rest of the day is like any other day.
- >Finally, she comes home. She gives you a card that says Happy Birthday and relaxes next to you.
- "No gift?"
- >She looks at you annoyed.
- >"You expect more?"
- "I expect something"
- >She looks annoyed and uses her magic to open the fridge. She levitates a note card in front of you.
- >It says 'Happy Birthday Anon, be back later. Here's a never ending Faygo can, love Twilight'
- >You realize that not once did you get up to get another Faygo.
- >Liquid pride comes out and you hug her. She wraps her hoof around you.
- >You take a sip of your Faygo.
- "Mother fucking magic."
- >"I'm glad you love it."
- "Thanks... Twilight."
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