Eric: we could paint the jeep yellow

YES!!!

me: no they all know I ride your mom to work

Eric: Lets do that!
4:08 PM
Jeep = yellow

with school bus paint job

me: no.....

Eric: YES!!!!

me: NO!!!!

Eric: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

say no, if you are gay

are you gay?
4:09 PM
me: know

Eric: are you gay?!

me: nope

Eric: are you gay?

me: neit

Eric: only in other countries?

me: nadda

nice try

Eric: I think I might peace out.

me: ehy

why

Eric: I got nothing to do, really
4:10 PM
me: stay till 5

Eric: maybe.

me: do iy

it

Eric: why?????

me: because thats how long im staying and you should too considering that you got here at 11

Eric: nope

that doesn't work for me

me: whatever
4:11 PM
Eric: BUT

Your mom lubricated my shaft.

me: wow

thanks for the info

Eric: driveshaft... with grease!

jeeze.

me: did you pound my dog too?

Eric: no.
4:12 PM
me: YOUR GAY

Eric: damnit

you got me

:)

me: wow thats a first

BUWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Eric: lol

thats the first legit one