200th Thread Shorts

Sweet Justy and Hella Eris
>Justicar walked aimlessly through the Equestrian wasteland, force sword clutched in one hand.
>He looked at the oncoming tide of Orks and smiled.
"Boy I can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and purge all these heretics!"
>His next step sent him tumbling over a hill, into YET ANOTHER Warp portal.
"CURSES! I KEEP FALLING DOWN ALL THESE WARP PORTALS!"
>Eris pops her head out of the fabric of space and time next to him.
>"I warned you about Warp portals bro!!! I told you dog!"
>Justicar continues to tumble through space-hell.
"IT KEEPS HAPPENING!"
>Eris shakes her head.
>"I told you man. I TOLD you about warp portals!"
>The Doctor just stares.

Remembrance-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EHt7k-vT1U(written on recommendation from Equestrian Breaker)
>It's been five years.
>Five years since you'd emerged, fresh and unprepared, into the green lands of Equestria.
>Well, five give or take a few thousand years, thanks to the meddling of the Doctor.
>It always felt like so much more.
>You smile to yourself as you stand over his grave, still pristine on that hill, still glowing in the sunlight, still engraved with your Legion words.
"Do you remember, brother? That fateful day? The day our world burned? The day we swore to each other that we would survive, escape, as brothers. We'll find a way out, you said to me. We'll find a new home, away from the betrayals and the blasphemies and the fire. A world of peace and enlightenment, knowledge and no mindless slaughter."
>You trace your fingers lightly over the grave.
"Gebta. My lost brother. I found our home. Our paradise. We made it. The both of us. I laid you to rest in the shadow of the sun, as you asked of me."
>Your fingers curl on the stone monument, cracking the stone slightly.
"You can rest now, brother. Your journey has ended. You are home."
>He cannot hear you. Not even the barest scrap of his soul remained after the Rubric.
>But you visited him anyway.
>Every year, the same day, you visited his grave, to tell him he'd been right. There was peace to be found among the stars.
>That there was paradise.
>And that together, you two had found it.
>You hear the flapping of wings behind you, and you turn to look at Ditzy, who's smiling at you, a bit reproachfully.
>She doesn't say anything. She knows why you come here.
>You look at her, and then you look at the grave behind you.
>Your past, buried but not forgotten.
>You look at Ditzy.
>Your future, brilliant and beautiful.
>You walk over to Ditzy, embracing her.
"Let's go home."