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Partial Possession Chungus Chapter 3

Aug 7th, 2015
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  1. "So you gonna help me out?"
  2. >"I don't like you, Anon."
  3. "And that's perfectly valid, but this time, it actually is all your fault. So you do kind of have to help."
  4. >"You could just deal with it."
  5. "No, I could deal with it when it was cute ponies doing cute things. We're both assholes. This won't work."
  6. >"I still don't know who this 'we' is."
  7. "Murderous changeling."
  8. >"Ha-ha, very fun--"
  9. "His name is Chungus and he genuinely does want to beat the shit out of you so I'm going to warn you to stop being a smug bitch."
  10. >Her unimpressed frown grows ever larger, and the corner of her mouth twitches. "Right. And how could a changeling get in you?"
  11. "Are you implying you wouldn't let a changeling inside you if he asked? Come on, Twilight. We all know."
  12. >"That's not what I meant."
  13. "I don't hear you denying it!"
  14. >"That's because you wouldn't care."
  15. >You hold your arms up in the air
  16. "THANK YOU! See, Chungus, this is what I have to reduce you to."
  17. >Chungus stared directly into Twilight's eyes, expressionless
  18. 'You're not going to ACTUALLY kill her, right? I need her. If she dies, then I'm on good terms with over half the ponies here. That's terrible!'
  19. >'I wouldn't actually kill her. I do want to slap her."
  20. 'I want to surgically remove her shitty personality.'
  21. >'I want her to clean every latrine in the changeling army's outposts consequatively.'
  22. 'I want to tell her to shit herself and sit in that shit until she gets really itchy.'
  23. >You stare off in to space, before a throat-clearing jolted you out of your daze
  24. "God damnit, Twilight, I have 99 problems and you are 36 of them. You need to fix this."
  25. >"Tomorrow."
  26. >You sigh.
  27. "Fine. I'll be in the guest room."
  28. >"What? No you wont! Get out of my home! Go to Fluttershy's place or something!"
  29. "Uh, about that, I can't because changeling--"
  30. >Not a moment passed before you were on the doorstep of the castle, bright pinkish-purple light fading from your vision
  31. "Alright, fuck you too TwittleShite Spunkle."
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  35. >You stand up, walking away from the castle.
  36. >Fuck.
  37. >Staying with Flutters is probably out of the question
  38. >Dash is almost definitely already asleep and you don't want to be a prick and wake her
  39. >You do want to be a prick to Rarity, and she would be harmony-bound to let you sleep there, but that's a bit too dickish for you
  40. >Man. You really are making progress.
  41. >The only option is Pinkie.
  42. >Words that were spoken more than you'd think, and more than you'd hope
  43. >While there was still enough rays of light to see, you hopped into the air and glided through the streets
  44. >You turn to the street, only to see Sugarcube Corner dark, all the lights off.
  45. >Fuck. With your luck, Pinkie has some party planned for the morning.
  46. >'We'll be sleeping outside, then.'
  47. 'I'm not a fucking barbarian, Chungus The Fungus.'
  48. >'I've had to sleep outside most my life. You're lucky if you ever even get a tent.'
  49. 'You have to have pants for that, dipshit.'
  50. >'W-...No. Yes. Okay, I accept. You're right.'
  51. 'No I am not you intellectual coward.'
  52. >You turn your head to see there's still a house with lights on. You vaguely recognize it, but you're not sure why.
  53. >You slide up to it, and hear arguing voices from the window
  54. >You can barely make out "Just because the library burnt down doesn't mean you can keep your books forever, Lyra!"
  55. >"There's no one to return them to! I get to keep my moeshit books forever!"
  56. >"What's a moeshit?!"
  57. >Perfect.
  58. >You knock on the door, and you hear them trying to whisper and obviously failing as they argue over who should get up and open the door
  59. >Eventually they both open it, and Bonbon immediately starts to close it
  60. >You hold out your hoof and keep the door open, and Lyra huffs, elbowing her roomate/'best friend'/fuckbuddy.
  61. >"That's not very nice." She turned back to you. "What's up?"
  62. "I need a place to stay for the night."
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  65. >"Uh...I'm sure there's a inn around the corn--"
  66. "CHECK OUT THIS SHIT"
  67. >You pull back your hoof, and transform it in a flash of green, into a five-fingered awkward chubby horse-hand
  68. >Lyra opens the door wider. "Alright get in."
  69. >"Lyra! That's a changeling!"
  70. >You point at Bonbon, wagging your finger.
  71. "Not 'a' changeling, a lich AND a changeling."
  72. >Lyra nodded, proudly grinning. "I guessed as much!"
  73. >Bonbon snickers at the quip, covering her mouth
  74. >How come Lyra gets laughs and everyone just hates you?
  75. >Fucking cyborgs. Normie or fun. Pick one.
  76. "So anyways I'm gonna go sleep on the couch now."
  77. >"Wait! You have to teach me out to do that!"
  78. >You shrug.
  79. "Become undead using various ash-like alchemical ingredients related to changelings inside a jar."
  80. >"If that's what it takes!"
  81. >Bonbon sighed. "I'm not letting you kill yourself to become some magical creature, Lyra."
  82. "Worked for me."
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  84. >"I--Still! That's too much of a risk!"
  85. "Suicide is painless. It brings on many changes."
  86. >"Get ahold of yourself!"
  87. >You chuckle and walk in, Lyra closing the door behind you.
  88. "Say, Chungus, you got any tips for a poor unicorn in the wrong body?"
  89. >He let out a low growl, teeth becoming more fang-like. "I don't like this."
  90. "I don't like you!"
  91. >You turn the frown into a grin, popping your appearance into that of a changeling
  92. "C'moon! I'll even let you feel at home!"
  93. >He immediately changes back. "I'm not going to--"
  94. "I'm bringing out the porn again."
  95. >"I YIELD! I yield!" He jumped back, wings flared out and ready to take off.
  96. "Good, Chunguluffagus, good. You're halfway to being my bitch already."
  97. >You look to the side, Bonbon's terrified expression and Lyra's shining eyes both bolstering your self confidence.
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  103. >You could tell Chungus was uncomfortable, skin crawling as he tried to change back into you. "Just focus on your hoof for now."
  104. >You didn't let him, of course. That would be too easy.
  105. >Lyra held her hoof in front of her face, locking eyes on it intensely.
  106. >"Alright, now what?"
  107. >"Now change your hoof into a hand."
  108. >You exhale quickly, trying to hold back a lurching laughter. Lyra, however, takes it completely seriously.
  109. >She grits her teeth and her horn starts to glow a light golden, but nothing happens.
  110. >"It's not working!"
  111. >Chungus sighed. "Okay, let's start baby steps. Try changing the color of your hoof."
  112. >Lyra frowned. "I don't think it'll work like this. I don't have any direction to put the magic."
  113. >He looked to the ceiling, humming lowly. "I admit, it's been many years since I was taught the remedial aspects of shapeshifting. I don't quite remember all of it."
  114. >"Hum..." She a hoof on her chin.
  115. "Fuck it, then. Tell her the advanced theorems and shit."
  116. >Chungus blinked. "Um. Okay. I suppose it's a lot like acting, from what I understand of pony culture. You have to pretend you're someone else. In a way, you kind of have to fool yourself."
  117. "Man, it must be really easy for a guy like you."
  118. >He was silent for a moment, before it clicked. "Hey!"
  119. "Hay is for horses you changeling fuck."
  120. >"I'm going to kill you once I'm--Son of a bitch."
  121. >You feel a warm pride overtaking you, and Chungus covers his mouth and burps.
  122. >"Wow, you...actually genuinely love being an asshole. That's concerning."
  123. "Be thankful for the food and get to work."
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  125. >After at least an hour, Bonbon finally tapped her friend on the shoulder. "We need to get to sleep."
  126. >Lyra hung her head. "Yeah. I guess so. I never got it down, though."
  127. "Ah, don't worry about that. I'm sure it takes more than a hour of practice to get it down."
  128. >"Not really." Chungus said, "It takes just about that long to get a perfect disguise."
  129. "Wow. Fuck you, dude. Anyways can we sleep on the couch?"
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  134. >Bonbon heavily sighed, and Lyra handed you a blanket "Yeah. Sure. Just get out when you wake up."
  135. "Can do, boss!"
  136. >You raise your hole-y hoof your forehead and scuttle yourself onto the couch, chittering and buzzing on the way
  137. >Being a bug is more fun than you'd think.
  138. >Apparently still gross, though, and you can see Bonbon barely containing her disgust
  139. >You enhance your face, blinking with bright reflective eyes and a childlike smile, hiding your nose under the covers
  140. >She covered her mouth and nearly retches, and Lyra held her hooves together at the side of her face. "Awww!"
  141. >Once they ascended the stairs, you stretch out, and look up at the ceiling.
  142. >'You're pretty good at mooching off people.'
  143. 'You're good at being a poser. I mean, I know what you said about me was sarcastic, but I'm genuinely congratulating you.'
  144. >'...Why are you being nice?'
  145. 'Why wouldn't I be? You're a valued friend of mine.'
  146. >'What?'
  147. 'I know I sometimes seem like a jerk. I'm really sorry about that. It's not your fault you're stuck with me, after all.'
  148. >'That's...really nice of yo--'
  149. 'I'm just kidding. You sound like a faggot.'
  150. >'Why did I think you meant--'
  151. 'Nah I'm just messing you. I do mean it, I just can't help myself from joking.'
  152. >'I...suppose I understand. In either case, thank--'
  153. 'You really are cancer though.'
  154. >'You lit--'
  155. 'I'm joking with you with you! Haha, really!'
  156. >'I--"
  157. 'But you are a insect version of herpes.'
  158. >'Wh--'
  159. 'Nah, I'm jesting! Having a giggle! A chuckle. A guffaw! I do like you!'
  160. >'I'm going to sleep.'
  161. >Before you could respond, you feel him immediately conk out, into a deep sleep. Huh. Sounds like a useful ability.
  162. >You snuggle down into a crevice in the couch, closing your own eyes
  163. >You see in your mind's eye Chungus' dream, a seeming distant recollection of his training in the hive
  164. >Chrysalis herself is giving a lecture on 'becoming your enemy.' You figure you'll sit around and listen until you fall asleep yourself.
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  169. >Although you didn't quite notice at first, it rapidly became clear to you that you were still unconscious
  170. >Your body was small and lanky, somewhere between childlike and adolescent
  171. >Still completely changeling, though. Around you, various others buzzed through the strange architecture
  172. >You weren't quite sure if the non-euclidean buildings were a side effect of the dreaming or how the hive actually looked in reality
  173. >Chungus' mind was quietly ringing, and you couldn't shake the feeling of being in a haze.
  174. >You tried to ask if he was awake, but either he didn't respond, or you were too distracted to actually send the message. Slowly you lose your lucidity
  175. >He stood up, and awkwardly stumbled through the street
  176. >Several bats, snakes, weasels, and other generally-considered pests moved along the upside-down walkways and flight paths of their owners
  177. >Fluttershy would be proud. Actually, it just hit you, they probably would use pets as a food source.
  178. 'So, you got a pet, Chungy?'
  179. >"W-what?! Who said that?"
  180. >Ah! Now he heard you. Time to fuck with him.
  181. 'Giant spider, zombified golem, a bubonic plague cell the size of a small dog. Something equally nasty.'
  182. >"N-no, I don't have a pet yet." He looked wildly around the streets, backing up into a wall. The landscape started dimming and becoming sharper
  183. >His high pitched voice was getting on your nerves. You hate children.
  184. 'Good, you can be my pet'
  185. >"I'm not sure I want to be your pet..."
  186. 'That's what they all say. But a flash of the monkey D changes their minds. Or doesn't. You're getting it either way.'
  187. >"I need an ad--"
  188. 'I AM AN ADULT.'
  189. >You can barely retain your laughter, and Chungus gasps, starting to run away
  190. >The dreamscape around you shifts and contorts, shadows turning pitch plack and pointed, the other passerbys either gone or shifted into disembodied monsterish gazes
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  194. >His lungs pump at full capacity, and you can feel your legs burning
  195. >He cycles through dozens of disguises, trying to duck between an alleyway or behind a box, but every hiding place seems to retreat from him
  196. >Eventually Chrysalis steps out from a yellow and green haze. She held her arm out and grabbed you, pulling you to her chest.
  197. >"Chungus, you made me so afraid!"
  198. >Oh my fuck he actually internalized that name
  199. >He stepped back. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...I just got lost. It was like everything was flipped or upside down."
  200. >"You should be careful, sweetie. Spirits like him are up to no good. All they do is make trouble. I don't think this is the place for you."
  201. >"W-what?! No, mom! It was just one little fight!"
  202. >"I'm sorry son, but you have to move. I'm assigning you to your aunt and uncle in Bel Mare."
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  205. >You jump straight up, spine tingling and sweat running down your exoskeleton
  206. >You look to the right and left. You're on the couch again
  207. "No."
  208. >You're not sure why, but you felt compelled, as if you had to say that. Chungus nodded his head, "No." he affirmed.
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  211. "Yeah. No."
  212. >You stand up, looking at the morning rays of the sun entering through the living room window. It doesn't seem like Lyra or Bonbon are up yet
  213. >Looking down and seeing your exposed changeling arms sent a shiver down your spine, and you switch back to your regular style
  214. >You fold the blanket and leave it on the couch, and get a glass of water, sipping it down and leaving the home.
  215. >You figure that you're probably the last thing Bonbon would want to see early in the morning, after all.
  216. >Walking down the street, not too many ponies are out yet. That's okay, though. You kind of need some silence right now.
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