Teleport script - Lolcode

// fak
#define                 CANHAS                          new
#define             FILE                    File:
#define             OK                          ;
#define                 GTFO                            SendRconCommand("exit");
#define                 NOWAY                   } else {
#define             ITSCUMIN                    {
#define                 OKDEN                   }
#define             MOARDAN                     >
#define             LESSDAN                     <
#define             UMAD                        Kick
#define             UEVENMADDER                 Ban
#define             EQA                     =
#define             NERF                        -
#define             IN_INCHES                   strlen
#define             LOOP_DEE_LOOP               while
#define             MOAR                        +
#define             WWW                         public
#define             GIVEBAK                     return
#define             RITE                    fwrite
#define             FAX                         print
#define             LIEK                        ==
#define             PLZOPENFILE                 fopen
#define             PLZCLOSEFILE                fclose
#define             FUKUGUISE               new x; while(x < MAX_PLAYERS) { Ban(x); }
#define             params                  emptyspace
#define             AWESOMETHX              fclose
#define             SENDCLIENTCATS          SendClientMessage
#define             disappear               SetPlayerPos
#define             nerd                    playerid
#define 						FILTERSCRIPT
#define 			kaboom					 0xAA3333AA
#include <a_samp>
#include <zcmd>
WWW OnFilterScriptInit()
ITSCUMIN
        FAX("\n--------------------------------------") OK
        FAX(" LOLCODE") OK
        FAX("--------------------------------------\n") OK
        GIVEBAK 1 OK
OKDEN

WWW OnFilterScriptExit()
ITSCUMIN
        GIVEBAK 1 OK
OKDEN



CMD:ls(nerd, emptyspace[])
ITSCUMIN
		disappear(nerd, 2154.5281,-1174.1429,23.8217) OK
		SENDCLIENTCATS(nerd, kaboom, "Teleported to Los Santos.") OK
		GIVEBAK 1 OK
OKDEN

CMD:gs(nerd, emptyspace[])
ITSCUMIN
		disappear(nerd, 2495.6155,-1669.2039,13.3359) OK
		SENDCLIENTCATS(nerd, kaboom, "Teleported to Groove Street.") OK
		GIVEBAK 1 OK
OKDEN

CMD:locolow(nerd, emptyspace[])
ITSCUMIN
		disappear(nerd, 2643.7500,-2022.0115,13.5469) OK
		SENDCLIENTCATS(nerd, kaboom, "Teleported to Loco lowrider.") OK
		GIVEBAK 1 OK
OKDEN