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Yahweh got pissed

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  1. [05.03.2015 04:16:52] Comrade Mario: the real story
  2. [05.03.2015 04:16:59] Heyward: this should be good
  3. [05.03.2015 04:17:03] Gendrome: yes
  4. [05.03.2015 04:17:05] Comrade Mario: one day El Shaddai was chilling
  5. [05.03.2015 04:17:07] Comrade Mario: in Jerusalem
  6. [05.03.2015 04:17:18] Comrade Mario: he was jerking off 2 the sun
  7. [05.03.2015 04:17:29] Comrade Mario: Yahweh got pissed
  8. [05.03.2015 04:17:33] Comrade Mario: becus he was worshipping a pagan god
  9. [05.03.2015 04:17:39] Comrade Mario: with his jerking off
  10. [05.03.2015 04:17:53] Comrade Mario: so yahweh was like
  11. [05.03.2015 04:17:58] Comrade Mario: "aye nigga fuck u"
  12. [05.03.2015 04:18:12] Comrade Mario: el shaddi was like, "i just needed 2 enjoy myself man"
  13. [05.03.2015 04:18:23] Comrade Mario: "no u fucked with my homies"
  14. [05.03.2015 04:18:29] Comrade Mario: "disgrace my name"
  15. [05.03.2015 04:18:38] Heyward: El Shaddai is literally one of God's names.
  16. [05.03.2015 04:18:39] Comrade Mario: El Shaddi was like "pls forgib me "
  17. [05.03.2015 04:18:43] Comrade Mario: ya that's satan name 2
  18. [05.03.2015 04:18:47] Comrade Mario: yahweh gave it 2 him long ago
  19. [05.03.2015 04:18:52] Comrade Mario: cus he used 2 b in yahweh's favor
  20. [05.03.2015 04:18:58] Comrade Mario: anyway......................................
  21. [05.03.2015 04:19:03] Comrade Mario: yahweh was like
  22. [05.03.2015 04:19:17] Comrade Mario: ok ill forgib if u respect this nigga i create from this earth shit
  23. [05.03.2015 04:19:27] Comrade Mario: so yahweh takes the earth shit
  24. [05.03.2015 04:19:39] Comrade Mario: crafts into a dark skinned nigger
  25. [05.03.2015 04:19:50] Comrade Mario: and yahweh ordered El Shaddai 2 bow b4 it
  26. [05.03.2015 04:19:57] Comrade Mario: el shaddi responded with this "fuck no"
  27. [05.03.2015 04:20:07] Comrade Mario: so da african nigger
  28. [05.03.2015 04:20:09] Comrade Mario: now named adam
  29. [05.03.2015 04:20:12] Comrade Mario: started a fought
  30. [05.03.2015 04:20:16] Comrade Mario: *fight
  31. [05.03.2015 04:20:17] Comrade Mario: with el shaddai
  32. [05.03.2015 04:20:21] Heyward: Adam was red not black.
  33. [05.03.2015 04:20:30] Comrade Mario: yahweh lies
  34. [05.03.2015 04:20:35] Comrade Mario: he dont want to show the real story
  35. [05.03.2015 04:20:37] Heyward: The name literally means rust colored
  36. [05.03.2015 04:20:47] Comrade Mario: ya he was black nd rusty
  37. [05.03.2015 04:20:50] Comrade Mario: cus he a new life
  38. [05.03.2015 04:20:53] Heyward: ok
  39. [05.03.2015 04:20:55] Comrade Mario: gotta learn the way of world
  40. [05.03.2015 04:21:04] Comrade Mario: so adam nd el shaddai fight each other
  41. [05.03.2015 04:21:15] Comrade Mario: after a long while
  42. [05.03.2015 04:21:20] Comrade Mario: el shaddi won da fight
  43. [05.03.2015 04:21:27] Comrade Mario: yahweh banished
  44. [05.03.2015 04:21:33] Comrade Mario: el shaddai for his arrogance and pride
  45. [05.03.2015 04:21:36] Comrade Mario: for not respecting adam
  46. [05.03.2015 04:21:39] Comrade Mario: nd jerking off 2 the sun
  47. [05.03.2015 04:21:52] メイデン ピチュー: ok
  48. [05.03.2015 04:21:53] Comrade Mario: ever since then
  49. [05.03.2015 04:21:56] Gendrome: gold
  50. [05.03.2015 04:21:59] Comrade Mario: el shaddai
  51. [05.03.2015 04:22:00] Comrade Mario: roamed da earth
  52. [05.03.2015 04:22:05] Comrade Mario: yahweh started a big ass smear campaign
  53. [05.03.2015 04:22:08] Comrade Mario: against el shaddai
  54. [05.03.2015 04:22:13] Comrade Mario: now commonly referred 2 as satan
  55. [05.03.2015 04:22:27] Comrade Mario: yahweh figured that he could just blame all the world's problem on satan
  56. [05.03.2015 04:22:38] Comrade Mario: humans r stupid after all
  57. [05.03.2015 04:23:00] Comrade Mario: then he take care
  58. [05.03.2015 04:23:01] Comrade Mario: of adam
  59. [05.03.2015 04:23:10] Comrade Mario: adam with his intense hatred of satan
  60. [05.03.2015 04:23:16] Comrade Mario: went along with yahweh's story
  61. [05.03.2015 04:23:20] Comrade Mario: and thus
  62. [05.03.2015 04:23:29] Comrade Mario: adam passed the story
  63. [05.03.2015 04:23:34] Comrade Mario: of the great evil satan
  64. [05.03.2015 04:23:47] Comrade Mario: generations later
  65. [05.03.2015 04:23:51] Comrade Mario: u have a completely different story
  66. [05.03.2015 04:23:54] Heyward: If you jerk off to the sun your cock gets burnt.
  67. [05.03.2015 04:24:01] Comrade Mario: el shaddi is special
  68. [05.03.2015 04:24:02] Heyward: Yahweh knew what he was doing.
  69. [05.03.2015 04:24:02] Comrade Mario: he made of fire
  70. [05.03.2015 04:24:11] Heyward: Saving satan from losing his cock
  71. [05.03.2015 04:24:20] Comrade Mario: he is fuel by antimatter
  72. [05.03.2015 04:24:27] Comrade Mario: ya now u make up shit now
  73. [05.03.2015 04:24:32] Comrade Mario: did we hear this in the official story
  74. [05.03.2015 04:24:33] Comrade Mario: no
  75. [05.03.2015 04:24:39] Comrade Mario: all we hear is the propaganda
  76. [05.03.2015 04:24:40] Comrade Mario: made by yahweh
  77. [05.03.2015 04:24:51] Gendrome: why would you need to protect a rooster from the sun
  78. [05.03.2015 04:25:00] Comrade Mario: lets not forget tht adam's offspring went out and started
  79. [05.03.2015 04:25:02] Comrade Mario: diverging
  80. [05.03.2015 04:25:13] Comrade Mario: and conflicts of wat story is true
  81. [05.03.2015 04:25:37] Heyward: Okay I'm going to tell the story of Noah.
  82. [05.03.2015 04:25:44] Comrade Mario: no ill tell u the story of noah
  83. [05.03.2015 04:25:47] Comrade Mario: noah is the final prophet
  84. [05.03.2015 04:25:47] Heyward: No
  85. [05.03.2015 04:25:48] Comrade Mario: chosen by god
  86. [05.03.2015 04:25:56] Heyward: YOU ALREADY TOLD YOUR STORY
  87. [05.03.2015 04:25:58] Comrade Mario: he was tasked the job to do the second flood
  88. [05.03.2015 04:26:03] Heyward: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE TURNS
  89. [05.03.2015 04:26:08] Comrade Mario: the new ark
  90. [05.03.2015 04:26:12] Comrade Mario: is actually Israel itself
  91. [05.03.2015 04:26:24] Comrade Mario: all who reside in israel will be blessed by the chosen ones of god
  92. [05.03.2015 04:26:25] Gendrome: I can tell the story of evolution
  93. [05.03.2015 04:26:28] Gendrome: wanna hear
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  97. [05.03.2015 05:53:32] Comrade Mario: gendrome
  98. [05.03.2015 05:53:37] Comrade Mario: u made me lol
  99. [05.03.2015 05:53:42] Gendrome: ?
  100. [05.03.2015 05:53:45] Comrade Mario: just
  101. [05.03.2015 05:53:48] Comrade Mario: like
  102. [05.03.2015 05:53:49] Comrade Mario: a real lol
  103. [05.03.2015 05:53:51] Comrade Mario: rofl
  104. [05.03.2015 05:53:55] Gendrome: what's going on?
  105. [05.03.2015 05:54:13] Comrade Mario: ur story
  106. [05.03.2015 05:54:19] Comrade Mario: was expecting something else
  107. [05.03.2015 05:54:28] Gendrome: oh were you expecting
  108. [05.03.2015 05:54:31] Comrade Mario: and then u pull the scientific explanation
  109. [05.03.2015 05:54:31] Comrade Mario: hahhaah
  110. [05.03.2015 05:55:09] Comrade Mario: was expecting some story about how dragons from the moon fought the hindu gods in flying chairs
  111. [05.03.2015 05:55:16] Comrade Mario: something related to tht
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  119. [05.03.2015 05:26:28] Gendrome: wanna hear
  120. [05.03.2015 05:26:39] Comrade Mario: the second flood would come from magma
  121. [05.03.2015 05:26:40] Comrade Mario: not water
  122. [05.03.2015 05:26:49] Comrade Mario: then a internal conflict between god
  123. [05.03.2015 05:26:49] Heyward: Gendrome
  124. [05.03.2015 05:26:50] Comrade Mario: the chosen oens
  125. [05.03.2015 05:26:51] Comrade Mario: and noah
  126. [05.03.2015 05:26:52] Gendrome: Heyward
  127. [05.03.2015 05:26:52] Comrade Mario: arose
  128. [05.03.2015 05:26:52] Heyward: tell the story
  129. [05.03.2015 05:26:53] Comrade Mario: haahah
  130. [05.03.2015 05:26:56] Comrade Mario: ok im done
  131. [05.03.2015 05:27:01] Gendrome: no I need food
  132. [05.03.2015 05:27:05] Heyward: ok
  133. [05.03.2015 05:27:08] Gendrome: I can tell after
  134. [05.03.2015 05:27:53] Gendrome: ok let's start at the beginning
  135. [05.03.2015 05:27:56] Gendrome: the birth of the universe
  136. [05.03.2015 05:27:57] Gendrome: and the evolution
  137. [05.03.2015 05:27:59] Gendrome: of humankind
  138. [05.03.2015 05:28:02] Gendrome: we can follow the events
  139. [05.03.2015 05:28:08] Gendrome: of human history
  140. [05.03.2015 05:28:11] Gendrome: that led to modern age
  141. [05.03.2015 05:28:13] Gendrome: ok
  142. [05.03.2015 05:28:16] Gendrome: good
  143. [05.03.2015 05:28:17] Gendrome: this will be
  144. [05.03.2015 05:28:19] Gendrome: a long one
  145. [05.03.2015 05:28:27] Gendrome: at the beginning
  146. [05.03.2015 05:28:31] Heyward: Ok so
  147. [05.03.2015 05:28:36] Heyward: in the beginning
  148. [05.03.2015 05:28:36] Gendrome: the universe was born when space opened and was filled with explosion of energy
  149. [05.03.2015 05:28:39] Gendrome: HEYWARD
  150. [05.03.2015 05:28:44] Heyward: o
  151. [05.03.2015 05:28:46] Heyward: sorry
  152. [05.03.2015 05:28:50] Gendrome: WHY DO YOU NEED TO INTERRUPT THE GREAT STORYTELLER
  153. [05.03.2015 05:28:59] Gendrome: ok
  154. [05.03.2015 05:29:05] Heyward: ok
  155. [05.03.2015 05:29:07] Gendrome: as the energy epxlosion radiated
  156. [05.03.2015 05:29:09] Gendrome: out into space
  157. [05.03.2015 05:29:10] Gendrome: it cooled
  158. [05.03.2015 05:29:13] Gendrome: and began to condense
  159. [05.03.2015 05:29:17] Gendrome: now
  160. [05.03.2015 05:29:19] Gendrome: the matter was there
  161. [05.03.2015 05:29:19] Gendrome: ok
  162. [05.03.2015 05:29:31] Heyward: and it was good
  163. [05.03.2015 05:29:49] Gendrome: most of initial energy was condensed into
  164. [05.03.2015 05:29:50] Gendrome: particles
  165. [05.03.2015 05:29:52] Gendrome: of matter
  166. [05.03.2015 05:29:54] Gendrome: but
  167. [05.03.2015 05:30:05] Gendrome: after thousands of years them universe continued
  168. [05.03.2015 05:30:05] Gendrome: to
  169. [05.03.2015 05:30:07] Gendrome: expand
  170. [05.03.2015 05:30:12] Gendrome: it cooled down more
  171. [05.03.2015 05:30:13] Gendrome: the particles
  172. [05.03.2015 05:30:15] Gendrome: condense
  173. [05.03.2015 05:30:17] Gendrome: into atoms
  174. [05.03.2015 05:30:23] Gendrome: good
  175. [05.03.2015 05:30:24] Gendrome: no
  176. [05.03.2015 05:30:27] Gendrome: clouds of atoms
  177. [05.03.2015 05:30:28] Gendrome: were drawn
  178. [05.03.2015 05:30:31] Gendrome: together by gravity
  179. [05.03.2015 05:30:42] Gendrome: they were crushed together to form massive solid boeid of matter
  180. [05.03.2015 05:30:45] Gendrome: bodies*
  181. [05.03.2015 05:30:52] Gendrome: the pressure and heat
  182. [05.03.2015 05:30:55] Gendrome: inside of the bodies
  183. [05.03.2015 05:30:57] Gendrome: cause nuclear reactions
  184. [05.03.2015 05:30:59] Gendrome: and they exploded with
  185. [05.03.2015 05:31:02] Gendrome: light and heat
  186. [05.03.2015 05:31:04] Gendrome: and became stars
  187. [05.03.2015 05:31:08] Gendrome: good
  188. [05.03.2015 05:31:19] Gendrome: they were drawn together by gravity
  189. [05.03.2015 05:31:31] Gendrome: do u have a question
  190. [05.03.2015 05:31:32] Heyward: i told you stars were good mario
  191. [05.03.2015 05:31:44] Gendrome: good, now to earth
  192. [05.03.2015 05:31:48] Gendrome: stars obviously
  193. [05.03.2015 05:31:52] Gendrome: release enormous amounts
  194. [05.03.2015 05:31:55] Gendrome: of energy
  195. [05.03.2015 05:32:03] Gendrome: it's about converting light elements
  196. [05.03.2015 05:32:06] Gendrome: for example
  197. [05.03.2015 05:32:06] Gendrome: hydrogen
  198. [05.03.2015 05:32:09] Gendrome: into heavier
  199. [05.03.2015 05:32:10] Gendrome: like carbon
  200. [05.03.2015 05:32:11] Gendrome: and iron
  201. [05.03.2015 05:32:14] Gendrome: all of the elements
  202. [05.03.2015 05:32:26] Gendrome: in the universe were forget
  203. [05.03.2015 05:32:35] Gendrome: forget
  204. [05.03.2015 05:32:35] Gendrome: wtf
  205. [05.03.2015 05:32:44] Gendrome: yes
  206. [05.03.2015 05:32:51] Gendrome: into stars.
  207. [05.03.2015 05:32:58] Gendrome: they burned for billions of years
  208. [05.03.2015 05:32:59] Gendrome: then
  209. [05.03.2015 05:33:02] メイデン ピチュー: gendrome
  210. [05.03.2015 05:33:03] Gendrome: when they run out of nuclear fuel
  211. [05.03.2015 05:33:04] Gendrome: they often
  212. [05.03.2015 05:33:05] メイデン ピチュー: pls help mario proxi
  213. [05.03.2015 05:33:05] Gendrome: hi
  214. [05.03.2015 05:33:11] メイデン ピチュー: i want him to play tc!
  215. [05.03.2015 05:33:17] Gendrome: but I'm telling evolution
  216. [05.03.2015 05:33:28] Heyward: no
  217. [05.03.2015 05:33:31] Heyward: you're telling
  218. [05.03.2015 05:33:34] Heyward: matter
  219. [05.03.2015 05:33:42] Gendrome: I started at the beginning
  220. [05.03.2015 05:33:46] Heyward: why
  221. [05.03.2015 05:33:48] Gendrome: why not
  222. [05.03.2015 05:33:50] Gendrome: where do you want to start
  223. [05.03.2015 05:34:04] Heyward: At the beginning
  224. [05.03.2015 05:34:04 | Bearbeitet 05:34:09] Gendrome: organic molecules?
  225. [05.03.2015 05:34:07] Heyward: I was just asking
  226. [05.03.2015 05:34:09] Heyward: why you did
  227. [05.03.2015 05:34:15] Gendrome: cells?
  228. [05.03.2015 05:34:20] Gendrome: U need to be specific
  229. [05.03.2015 05:34:29] Heyward: I want you to start at the beginning
  230. [05.03.2015 05:34:34] Gendrome: of what
  231. [05.03.2015 05:34:44] Heyward: where you did
  232. [05.03.2015 05:34:57] Heyward: but why did you start at the beginning?
  233. [05.03.2015 05:35:07] Gendrome: why would I start in the middle instead
  234. [05.03.2015 05:35:27] Heyward: That's not good enough
  235. [05.03.2015 05:35:33] Heyward: you need to say why the beginning
  236. [05.03.2015 05:35:48] Gendrome: well, when you start to explain something
  237. [05.03.2015 05:35:49] Gendrome: you usually
  238. [05.03.2015 05:35:52] Gendrome: start at the beginning
  239. [05.03.2015 05:35:55] Heyward: why
  240. [05.03.2015 05:36:16] Gendrome: because
  241. [05.03.2015 05:36:21] Gendrome: there will be no questions open
  242. [05.03.2015 05:36:27] Gendrome: when you start at the beginning
  243. [05.03.2015 05:36:49] Heyward: because
  244. [05.03.2015 05:36:54] Heyward: it's a very good place to start
  245. [05.03.2015 05:36:59] Gendrome: it is
  246. [05.03.2015 05:37:01] Gendrome: the start
  247. [05.03.2015 05:37:15] Gendrome: why would you ask me that question?
  248. [05.03.2015 05:37:31] Heyward: Because you said evolution
  249. [05.03.2015 05:37:36] Gendrome: The evolution, yes
  250. [05.03.2015 05:37:46] Heyward: I assumed you meant
  251. [05.03.2015 05:37:47] Heyward: life
  252. [05.03.2015 05:37:48] Gendrome: oh
  253. [05.03.2015 05:37:49] Gendrome: you want me
  254. [05.03.2015 05:37:50] Gendrome: to start there?
  255. [05.03.2015 05:37:59] Heyward: It does not matter what I want
  256. [05.03.2015 05:38:06] Gendrome: I'm not
  257. [05.03.2015 05:38:06] Gendrome: explaining this
  258. [05.03.2015 05:38:08] Gendrome: for myself
  259. [05.03.2015 05:38:26] Heyward: Well
  260. [05.03.2015 05:38:39] Heyward: pretty sure everyone understands it
  261. [05.03.2015 05:38:48] Heyward: I mean
  262. [05.03.2015 05:38:52] Heyward: I may be wrong
  263. [05.03.2015 05:38:54] Heyward: but
  264. [05.03.2015 05:38:55] Gendrome: what do you mean
  265. [05.03.2015 05:39:03] メイデン ピチュー: o
  266. [05.03.2015 05:39:06] Heyward: it's not like I don't know it
  267. [05.03.2015 05:39:17] Gendrome: ok tell me about organic molecules
  268. [05.03.2015 05:39:37] Gendrome: or sensory perception
  269. [05.03.2015 05:39:56] Heyward: That is not what I meant.
  270. [05.03.2015 05:40:01] Gendrome: hm
  271. [05.03.2015 05:40:06] Gendrome: it's part of what I wanted to explain
  272. [05.03.2015 05:40:17] Heyward: Then start there
  273. [05.03.2015 05:41:08] Gendrome: you assumed
  274. [05.03.2015 05:41:10] Gendrome: the wrong thing ok
  275. [05.03.2015 05:41:16] Gendrome: when I said evolution
  276. [05.03.2015 05:41:18] Gendrome: I meant all of it
  277. [05.03.2015 05:41:27] メイデン ピチュー: o
  278. [05.03.2015 05:43:39] Gendrome: ok, elements (ex oxygen, carbon, hydrogen) bond together and form compounds, (they'll mostly combine into chemical compounds) carbon has tendency to bond with common elements to form complex chains of atoms
  279. [05.03.2015 05:43:44] Gendrome: = organic molecules
  280. [05.03.2015 05:43:49] Gendrome: does that help
  281. [05.03.2015 05:45:10] メイデン ピチュー: o
  282. [05.03.2015 05:45:12] メイデン ピチュー: ok
  283. [05.03.2015 05:45:13] メイデン ピチュー: ok
  284. [05.03.2015 05:45:17] Gendrome: so, life started when these organic molecules reacted with the others around it, they were able to attract the other pieces that they needed to copy itself. The copy split from the original and created their own-
  285. [05.03.2015 05:45:21] Gendrome: ok
  286. [05.03.2015 05:45:44] メイデン ピチュー: sure
  287. [05.03.2015 05:45:47] Gendrome: yea
  288. [05.03.2015 05:45:48] Gendrome: it's
  289. [05.03.2015 05:45:52] Gendrome: the process of self replication
  290. [05.03.2015 05:47:09] メイデン ピチュー: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4MZyXpMOLc
  291. [05.03.2015 05:47:09] Gendrome: mutations. New molecules developed, the layers evolved into cell walls and -
  292. [05.03.2015 05:47:47] メイデン ピチュー: this song goes so hard omfg
  293. [05.03.2015 05:47:48] Gendrome: more Moon Kana
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