Aliens visiting earth

>Be Me
>Be 16 y/o faggot
>Fap all of the time
>One day, aliens show up
>WTF.jpg
>Aliens apparently have been researching us for a while
>They've gather lot's of data over the years
>Many videos and audio recordings
>Some of the most historical and inconsequential things that have ever happened
>They thought they would release what they think is the most accurate of which represents the human race
>Live news broadcasts everywhere of the extraterrestrial being's speech
>Internet flooding with information
>Everyone and their grandmothers are watching this event
>On a massive holographic display, the aliens show the video that represents the human race in it's entirety best
>OhShit.mp3
>It's my room
>A video filmed from outside my window
>tfw it's a video of me fapping with a dildo up my ass
>tfw I was fapping to /d/