Honey I shrunk the rapist

>Day of the tiny in Equestria
>You wake up and stretch your arm over your cute sleeping marefriend, Octavia
>She smiles and opens her eyes
>O: "Good morning to you too Anon..."
>You kiss her on the cheek and you both get out of bed
>You both go into your bathroom to do your routine
>Shave, shit, and sex in shower
>There's two toilets in your bathroom because it was designed for a couple
>You finish your routines and she stays back to clean herself up as you go downstairs to start up breakfast
>Tavi loves eggs and oats
>You cook the eggs over easy, the way she loves them, and then grab some oats and sprinkle them on top
>Grab yourself a bowl and a box of cereal as she walks down with her hair in a towel
>She blushes and she smiles when she sees the food you prepared for her
>O: "You shouldn't have!"
The best for the best.
>She giggles and sits down
>You're about to eat when there's a knock on the door
>She moves to get up but you put your hand on her side
>She nods and continues to eat as you go over to the door
Who's there?
>Fs: "I-It's me. F-Fluttershy."
>You turn back to Tavi and she rolls her eyes and shakes her head slightly
>You open the door
>Fluttershy stands there with Twilight
May I help you both?
>Ts: "You missed out on yesterdays session Anon. What's the deal?"
>You go to Twilight's every afternoon to be tested on by random spells
>Just so she can see what they would do to living creatures
It was Octavia and I's one year anniversary...
>That shut Twilight up right quick
>Ts: "Oh...I'm sorry."
>Fs: "Y-you and her are...t-together?"
>Tavi groans
Yes...didn't you tell her that Tavi?
>O: "Well I tried to but she was too shy to even listen! She just ran away!"
>Fluttershy whimpers and then turns around with her head hung
>You and Twilight watch as she walks away sad
>Ts: "Well...I still think you should make up for what you missed yesterday."
Are you serious? I'm eating breakfast!
>Ts: "I'll have Spike make something for you."
>You turn to Tavi
You okay with this?
>She sighs
>O: "Okay...but don't be too long."
>You smile, making her smile
I won't.
>You put on your shoes and head out the door with Twilight
So what will we be doing today Twilight?
>Ts: "Same thing we do every day Anon. Try to understand what magics do to living creatures."
No no I meant specificly.
>Ts: "Oh...well today is going to be a different kind of magic."
What?
>Ts: "I'm going to try to give you a boon. Like one you would put on a weapon to cover it with an element, but with just pure magic."
So...what does that mean?
>She sighs
>Ts: "I'm giving you some of my magic to see what happens."
Oh.
>You arrive at her library treehouse and walk in
>Spike isn't there
>That's weird
Where's Spike?
>Ts: "At Rarity's..."
>Nevermind, that's not weird
>Ts: "Okay...you ready Anon?"
>You nod
>Her horn glows
Wait Twilight.
>She stops and looks angrily at you
>Ts: "What?"
How long will this last?
>Ts: "Two days."
Okay.
>She glows her horn again and a purple ring floats out of it
>It glides over to you and goes around your hand
>It tightens on your wrist and absorbs into your skin
Woah...
>Ts: "What do you feel?"
Uh...nothing.
>Ts: "What?! I gave you pure magic and you didn't feel anything?!"
>She begins to pace back in forth muttering things
Uh...Twilight?
>Ts: "That's it! I'll just give you more!"
>She charges up her horn and another ring goes to the same place and does the same thing
>You still feel nothing
>You shake your head
>Ts: "Maybe...maybe it is in you...but you don't know how to use it!"
What?
>Ts: "It makes complete sense!"
TWILIGHT!
>She snaps out of her crazy mode and looks at you
>Ts: "Oh heh. Hold your hand out."
Why?
>Ts: "Just do it."
>You hold your arm out
>There is a flash and then the entire room is red, including Twilight
>Ts: "ANON! Wait...this is great! You can use magic!"
But...why did I do that?
>Ts: "Well you have a magic type similiar to that of Discord, so when you cast magic you only need to think of what you want to do and it happens."
>She glows her horn and the room turns back to normal
How do I control it?
>Ts: "That takes years of practice Anon. It took me about ten years to learn how to telep-"
>You imagine the space behind her and your body teleports behind her
That wasn't so hard.
>She turns around with a face of pure shock
>Ts: "WHAT?! How did you...but I..."
See ya Twilight! I'm gonna go have some fun!
>You imagine your kitchen and then you appear there
>Tavi drops her fork surprised
>O: "Wow! I was expecting you to come back later than this!"
I told you! Hey watch this!
>You put your hand out and imagine the fork floating towards you
>It does and flies right into your hand
>Her jaw drops
>O: "Anon...how did...how did you do that?"
Twilight gave me some of her magic! Now when I think about something, I can use it.
>O: "That's amazing sweetie! Can you take me to the train station? Today is one of my practice days."
Uh...I hope I can. I don't know how to bring you too.
>O: "Don't you just imagine me and you there?"
I guess...
>You close your eyes and visualize the train station and Tavi standing next to you
>A hoof touches your arm and you open your eyes
>O: "Thank you Anon."
>You bend down to her and share a kiss
>She leaves on the train
>Hmm
>You have magic of the most powerful unicorn in town
>Time to have some fun
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otqcKT1pwqs
>You run into town feeling pumped
>You slow to a strut down the path and see the CMC using lassos
>You use your magic to bring them to life
>They run away screaming from the slithering ropes
>Laughing to yourself, you walk into an alley
>There is a drunk earth pony stumbling there
>You give him chicken wings and watch as ponies scream and run away when he drunkenly fumbles towards them
>Exiting the alley, you continue down the path and see Rainbow sleeping in a cloud
>You turn the cloud into a mini tornado and she gets sucked into it and thrown away
>Cup your hand over your eyes and watch her fly away
And she's outta here!
>You laugh and then pass by Rarity's shop
>See a nice suit in her window
>You set it ablaze and run away laughing as Rarity puts it out while screaming
>Walking into the market, you see your enemy
>Vinyl...
>She's been trying to steal Tavi away for quite some time now
>She doesn't notice you and you levitate a bag of onions to yourself
>You throw them at her
>She turns but you teleport on top of a building
>A strong smell of onions hits your nostrils and a scream is heard from the forest
>You watch as Shrek runs over to her and smashes her head on the ground
>"GET READY FOR AN ORGEDOSE OF PAIN!"
>He voilently rapes her ass as you watch and laugh
Damn she got shreked...
>You run along the rooftops and then jump off the last building
>You stretch and then yawn
All this fun is really tiring.
>You decide to start heading home
>You're almost there when you hear a voice cry out
>Fs: "YOU'RE MINE ANON!"
>You turn and see Fluttershy flying fast at you
>She's going really damn fast
>You close your eyes and put out your hand to stop her
>But the impact never comes
>You open your eyes and she is gone
Huh...
>You continue down the path and back home
>You head upstairs and climb into bed
Why am I so tired...
>You fall asleep

>You are Fluttershy
>Something happened when you tried to get with Anon this time
>The world grew huge and you were standing in the thick jungle of green grass
>You fly up and see Anon leaving
>He's giant now
>Everything is giant
>You fly over to a flower and sit on it
What happened?
>A loud buzzing noise happens and a bee comes flying over to the flower you're on
>You fly off and the bee collects the pollen
U-Um excuse me?
>It looks over at you and tilts its head
H-hi I'm Fluttershy.
>C: "Name's Carlton."
O-Oh my I didn't think you could talk...
>C: "Then why didjya talk ta me? Of course I can talk. Just you p0nyfolk never listen to us bugs. Ya just run away."
Well I think that's because you sting and it hurts.
>C: "We only sting because you swat at us when we try to ask for help! And besides, if we do sting then we die right away."
Oh my goodness...
>C: "That's how I lost my aunt Sandy..."
I'm so sorry.
>C: "Yeah...well what are you doin here anyways?"
I don't know...can you help me?
>C: "Woah woah missy, I can't just be helpin out the enemy!"
The enemy?
>C: "Your kind hates our kind, so our kind hates your kind. We're enemies!"
We don't hate your kind! We're just afraid of you!
>C: "Afraid?"
>He falls onto the flower laughing
>C: "Are ya kiddin kid? Afraid of us?! HAHAHAHA!"
>He rolls around in it and then sits up
>C: "You're quite the joker ya know."
I'm being serious! How would you like it if I pricked you on your bum whenever you got to close to me?
>C: "Well I wouldn't like that at all. But it wouldn't make me afraid of you!"
>He bursts into laughter again
Can you help me or no?
>C: "I guess since you're a comedian I could pull a few strings. Follow me."
>He takes off flying into town
>You fly after him
>Lyra walks past and you both swoop under her stomach
>He stops and so do you
What are we waiting for?
>C: "Quick! Fly up!"
Huh?
>You look at where he's looking and see Granny with a newspaper about to swing at you
>You zoom up to Carlton
Oh my goodnes...why would she do that?
>C: "So all of your kind aren't like that then? Because that's what us bugs see."
Well not me anyways...
>C: "Alright we're almost there."
>You look past him and see Twilight's Library
>He flies up into a branch and waves for you to come in
>You follow him through a narrow pathway inside of the tree to a room filled with different bugs drinking at the bar or just hanging out
>One grasshopper looks at you
>"AY! What's one of em p0nyfolk doin ere?!"
>All the eyes are on you
Um...
>C: "She's with me. She's not like the others."
>They all relax and go back to what they were doing before
>You turn to Carlton
Oh thank you so much!
>C: "Don't mention it kid. Follow me and lets see if we can't get you some help."
>He stops flying and lands
>He walks with all 6 of his legs to a door and knocks twice
>The door opens and a deep mare's voice comes out
>?: "Carlton! What brings you here?"
>C: "I've got ta show ya somethin."
>He uses one of his legs and scoots you forward
>You see a dark purple spider with twelve eyes looking at you
>Don't freak out...
>She extends an arm
>I: "My name is Indigo. It's a pleasure to meat you."
>Okay Shy just be natural...
>You extend your hoof and she grabs it firmly and shakes
>I: "Both of you can come in."
>Carlton pushes you forward and you keep your eye on Indigo as she shuts the door
>You back into a sticky substance
>You turn and see that it's a web
>And you can't move
>Can't take it anymore!
Help me!
>You freak out and flail your legs as Indigo walks over to you
>I: "Shhh...relax, hold still...let me get this off of you..."
>She pulls the webbing off of your legs and you fall on your face
>I: "Now then...what's your name?"
I-I'm Fluttershy...
>I: "Fluttershy huh? How did you get here Fluttershy? I mean to the bug world."
Bug world?
>I: "This place. How did you get small?"
Well I was chasing my lover and he tried to stop me...
>C: "And then what?"
It was a bright light and when I could see again, the grass was six times taller than me!
>I: "Okay...so it was probably some kind of magic."
B-But that doesn't make any sense! Anon isn't a-
>Carlton walks over to you
>C: "Woah woah did you just say Anon? As in that new creature who came to this world Anon?!"
Yeah...why?
>I: "He destroyed our homes and forced us to live here!"
>You remember that
>He was hired as an exterminator for a while
>He had mixed different chemicals in Twilight's lab and made something he called "Raid"
>He then had the pegasi fly through ponyville spraying that
>Twilight had put a bubble of protection around her tree because of that how dangerous she said that stuff was
>Okay act surprised
Oh no...that's awful!
>They buy it
>C: "He had some chumps spray our homes to kill us...my kids...they were..."
>Indigo puts an arm around him
>I: "Shhhh...it's okay. Just relax."
>He sits down on her couch
>I: "So...what should we do?"
Well if we could just get to Anon-
>C: "Why? So you can get back to normal and we are forced to stay up here and be tormented by Anon every day?"
>I: "Carlton, let her speak."
I think I know where you could live...
>C: "Where? With the Junkies? I don't think so."
>I: "Stop being so rude!"
Who are the "Junkies" ?
>I: "The Junkies are the moths and roaches that live in the junkyard. They aren't the nicest bugs in the world."
Oh...maybe you could live with me? I have a cottage on the side of town. I have plenty of space for my animals and you!
>C: "Wait a second..."
>He stands and comes over to you
>He eyes you carefully
>Then he backs up
>C: "You really are that mare! The one who cares for all the creatures in the land!"
>Indigo gasps
>I: "I thought you were just a legend!"
>They both bow to you
Uhh...what?
>C: "Legend has it that a group of butterflies saved your life! That right?"
How...how did you know that?
>C: "They told us that! They told wonderful tales about you saving creatures...you're the nicest one of your kind!"
>You blush at this praise
Oh goodness...
>You yawn
>I: "Are you tired?"
...a little.
>I: "I'll get you right to sleep! Come on, and in the morning we'll get out there and find...Anon..."
>You don't like the way she said his name but you follow her through another door into a room with a bed
>I: "You should get some rest."
A-Are you sure?
>I: "You'll need to be wide awake for when we storm the lands for his home."
O-Okay...
>You lay in the bed and get under the covers
>A little light from a hole to downstairs in the tree shines up into the room
>I: "Would you like there to be light or no?"
N-No...
>She points her rear towards the hole and shoots a ton of webbing at it, blocking the light from getting in
>I: "Have a good night Fluttershy..."
>She exits and shuts the door behind her
What...just happened?
>Maybe these bugs aren't so bad after all
>You shake your head and drift off to sleep

>You are Anon
>You feel something poking you and you jolt awake
>It's Tavi
>O: "Hey honey...you okay?"
Yeah...I'm okay.
>O: "You usually meet me at the train station when I get back..."
Oh...sorry I was really tired.
>You look out the window
>It's night time
>O: "Well I have some news I don't know how you're going to take."
Damn it...
>O: "It's nothing too bad. That one pegasus that still likes you, Fluttershy, has gone missing. I offered our help in the search for her."
What...why would you do that?
>She shakes her head slightly
>O: "Just because you don't like somep0ny doesn't mean you don't help them when they could be in trouble."
>You stand and stretch
I guess...so where do we start?
>O: "Twilight said to meet her at the town square and we'd split up into groups to look."
Okay.
>You close your eyes and imagine the town square and Tavi next to you
>When you open them Twilight is standing there with her mouth open looking at you
Hey.
>She looks angry
>Ts: "How dare you!"
How dare I what?
>Ts: "Using MY magic to cause havoc in P0nyville!"
>O: "You did what now Anon?"
Hehe...just silly little pranks right Twilight...
>Ts: "I had to remove that earth ponies chicken wings and slay the ropes that were terrorizing the fillies!"
>Something tackles you to the ground
Ow...fuck...
>You look up and see Rainbow
>She bucks your chest as you lay on the ground
>Rd: "You ASS!"
>You stand and look to the angry ponies there
>Rarity is glaring at you
>And in the back of them is a limping Vinyl who's staring daggers at you
Okay...I'm sorry. Can we just find Fluttershy already?
>Twilight squints her eyes at you
>Ts: "Why do I feel like you had something to do with this too?"
I don't know Twilight...let's just go already.
>She huffs and then assigns you all into groups
>You, Tavi, and her are a group
>You head into the town square building and search it top to bottom
>Absolutely nothing
>Ts: "Anon can you fly up and look down?"
I can't fly Twilight.
>O: "Try imagining yourself flying dear."
Oh wait I have magic!
>They both facehoof
>You imagine the sky and yourself walking on air
>When you open your eyes you are standing on nothing about twenty feet in the air
>You take a step
>Feels like solid ground still
>You look around
>No signs of Fluttershy
>Damn you hope this wasn't because of her strange disappearance earlier
>Ts: "Her what now?"
>Oh shit did you just say that out loud?!
Uh NOTHING!
>You look down and walk straight
>It turns your body so that you are walking straight down
>You then get to a laying position on the ground and push yourself up to stand
That was pretty cool I guess.
>O: "Did you see her?"
No.
>Ts: "What did you say about her strange disappearance?"
Uh...
>Ts: "Anon...what did you do?"
I didn't do anything!
>O: "What did you do sweetie?"
Fluttershy...was flying at me and I tried to stop her. I closed my eyes and then she was gone.
>Ts: "Hmm..."
>You continue on as Twilight brainstorms what could have happened
>You whisper to Tavi
Can we go home now?
>O: "Ask Twilight."
>Damn it
Twilight...
>She turns to you
Can we uh...go home?
>Ts: "Yeah sure uh huh..."
>She goes back to talking to herself
>You look at Tavi and she shrugs
>Head back home and sit on the couch while Tavi goes upstairs
>You put your hand out look at it
>What if her disappearance had to do with your magic?
>Maybe she got turned invisible or something?
>You aim your arm at the cup that sits on your mini table in your room
>Come on think about what you were thinking about then!
>What was it...
>Oh right! You wished you were shorter so she would fly right over you!
>Hold on second...
>Shorter...shrinking...
>You think about shrinking and the cup shrinks down to the size of the tip of your pinky
>Great Scott!
TAVI!
>She comes down the stairs and sees your worried face
>O: "What's wrong?"
>You pick up the cup that is now tiny and show it to her
I think I know what happened!

>You are Fluttershy
>The sound of a door creaking awakens you
>You lift your head up and see Indigo with a fanged smile standing in the doorway
>I: "Did you sleep well?"
Yes.
>You sit up and stretch out your wings
It was lovely.
>It really was
>The bed molded to your shape
>So comfortable
>I: "Oh good. When do you think you'll be ready?"
>You get out of the bed and arch your back with a deep breath
I'm ready to go now actually.
>A door opens and you hear a voice
>C: "Indigo, we can't go yet."
>Indigo turns around
>I: "Why not?"
>C: "They're not even awake yet."
Who?
>Indigo turns to you
>I: "The bugs going to help us get to Anon."
Who all is going?
>I: "Only six of us. Including you."
>You nod in understanding
So...do you have anything to um...eat?
>I: "Oh! Oh gosh I'm so sorry, yes I do! Come here."
>You follow her to her kitchen
>She smiles at you as one of her legs opens up her frigerator
>She pulls out a jar of blueish green goop
>I: "This is all I have."
>You hold it in your hoof
Um...what is it?
>I: "Oh right you p0nyfolk are vegetarians aren't you?"
Yes.
>She takes it back and sets it on the counter
>I: "I'm sorry I don't have any herbs for you to eat."
O-oh it's okay, you didn't know I was coming.
>She smiles at you and then the door opens
>It's Carlton
>C: "Hey Fluttershy. Did you get a good nights sleep?"
Yes.
>C: "That's great! Now we're about to get going, I got the rest of the gang up and ready."
>I: "Ready then Fluttershy?"
Yes. I'm ready.
>C: "Come on out and meet em."
>You follow Carlton outside and the once bustling with life room is now almost completely empty
>There is a millipede, a beetle, and a butterfly there taking drinks at the bar from a slug
>The millipede scares you so you don't look at it
>C: "Hey! She's up!"
>They all look over
>The butterfly with the orange and red wings is the first to speak
>D: "Hello. My name is Dana."
>Another mare?
>Then the black beetle
>G: "George."
>D: "Don't be so rude."
>He grunts and continues drinking
>The red millipede looks at you and it's pincers for a mouth move as it's antennae vibrate
>L: "You can call me Larry. Tis a pleasure to meet you madam."
>Wow that's not what you expected at all
U-Um...I'm Fluttershy.
>C: "Haha...already told them that kid."
Oh.
>D: "Are we going now?"
>C: "Just waiting...ON INDIGO!"
>He shouts to the room and she comes out
>I: "Alright alright! Jeez."
>G: "So then, where are we headed anyways?"
>They all look to you
Um...we should go to my house first. Then I can talk to Angel and he can help us.
>G: "Angel?"
Oh, he's my pet bunny. He's the sweetest little thing.
>L: "Excuse me miss, but does it seem wise to approach an animal when it couldn't even hear you?"
>Didn't think of that
Well...no...I guess not.
>I: "Then where else should we go?"
The only other place I can think of would be Anon's house. But that's near the park and-
>G: "Woah woah woah, other side of town? That's a day's walk at least!"
>D: "Well we can fl-um...nevermind."
>G: "What were you going to say? That we could just fly? Yeah let's go fly through the town! Wonderful idea! Just because YOU'RE accepted by them p0nyfolk doesn't mean we are!"
>I: "Alright enough! We're going NOW! Get moving!"
>George grumbles something as he walks out the hole with Carlton
>Dana hangs her head and walks out too
>Indigo crawls out and leaves you alone with Larry
>He seems really nice, it's just...he's so scary looking
>L: "Shall we be going now miss?"
Y-Yes...
>You walk ahead of him so you don't have to watch him walk
>But you can still hear the tons of clicks his legs make
>You shudder as you fly down out of the hole to the group on the ground
The sun is just coming up?
>Dana turns to you
>D: "Yes. We have quite a journey ahead of us."
>G: "Then maybe we should stop talking and get moving!"
>He starts off at a fast walk as Lary crawls down the side of the tree towards you
>He's terrifying
>You trot beside Indigo and she looks at you
>I: "What's up?"
Oh um...nothing.
>She shrugs and you all continue through the thick jungle of grass and dirt
>...
>It's been about three hours now and you're half way there
>But you've run into a problem
>The grass ends at the town
>You have to cross the road
>Indigo and Lary run through the cracks of the ground and reach the other side safely
>Next up is George and Carlton
>They make it safely also
>Then it's you and Dana
>You sneak through the cracks while Dana flutters across the road
>Suddenly the ground begins to rumble, knocking you over
>You poke your head out and see a carriage approaching
>Dana is still flying
Dana!
>Your screams of warning are muffled by the carriage
>Dana shrieks out in pain when she is crushed by the carriage and carried away
>You hold back your tears and continue through the cracks
>Indigo pulls you up on the other side
>George stands there staring at where Dana once flew
>Tears come from his eyes and he falls to the ground
>G: "DAMN IT!"
>He smashes his leg against the ground in anger
>Then he gets up and zooms to the front of the group
>G: "Let's go!"
>You all follow him to the field of flowers just before the park
>C: "We're almost there!"
>A loud tune and a clipping noise are heard
>You all to climb onto the flowers to see what is happening
>A brown pony uses a push mower while whistling
We have to move!
>You let go of the flower to fly away but your hoof is caught on a thorn
>Indigo shoots her web to a nearby tree and then grabs Carlton and George and flings herself over there
>The mower is coming closer
Help!
>Lary turns back and looks at you and then the mower approaching you
>He scurries over and bites the flower down
>You fall to the ground and are still stuck on the thorn
>Lary looks to the mower
>Then back to you
>Time slows as he nods to you
No!
>He wraps his body around you and the sound of the mower becomes deafening
>There is a strange noise and a squishy substance on your mane and face
>The mower continues another way
>You open your eyes and see the cut up remains of Lary
>A piece moves
>His head
>It's missing chunks but the mouth still moves
>L: "Do not be...sad...Madame Fluttershy. Live life...be happy..."
>He splurts out a disgusting color goop
>Indigo shoots herself back over
>I: "We have to go now!"
>She pulls you off the thorn and puts you on her back, then takes off running as you watch Lary curl up and die
>She speeds up and catches up to Carlton and George, who are now next to another tree
>You get off her
>Your legs are wobbly
I...Lary...he...saved me...
>G: "He went out like a true hero."
>Carlton nods and you all take a moment of silence
>I: "Where to next?"
>You look around and realize you're already in the park
Just over there.
>You point to Anon's house just down the path
>C: "Let's go!"

>You are Anon
>You wake up and go to the bathroom
>Splash some water on your face and look at yourself
God I need to shave.
>And so you did
>Also a nice cold shower
>You we're searching all last night and into the early morning for Fluttershy because you fucking shrunk her
>You look down at your hands in the shower
These...putrid things...they did this...
>There is a tap on the wall to your right
>You turn and see Tavi smiling at you
>You can't smile back
>You could have killed Fluttershy
>She was quite annoying but that's no excuse to murder someone
>O: "How are you?"
>She steps into the shower with you and stands up on her back hooves
>She plants a kiss on your cheek as you look into her deep purple eyes
I'm not doing so well.
>You step out of the shower and grab your towel
>O: "Is there anything I can do for you?"
What time is it?
>O: "About noon."
Okay.
>You wrap the towel around you and go back to your room
>You dry off and put on some clothes
>Stomach growling makes you go downstairs for food
>You cook some scrambled eggs and sit down for breakfast when Tavi comes down
>She makes herself a toast and flower sandwich
>O: "Stop looking so down in the dumps sweetie...it's starting to put me down too."
>You look up at her and smile
>She's really the greatest gift a guy could have

>Now you're Fluttershy again
>You snuck in to Anon's house under the door and are now trying to find a way to get up to the table to get his attention
>I: "What if I spun a web that told him?"
>G: "That would take too long."
Why can't we just go up there?
>They all look at you
>C: "I guess that could work."
>G: "Hold on a second, he'll swat us away! Then that's it, game over, we're dead!"
We can't know unless we try!
>You fly up to the edge of the table and so do George and Carlton
>Indigo climbs up the side
>You walk right in between Octavia and Anon as they stare at each other while smiling
Anon!
>He doesn't move
ANON!
>I: "He can't hear you!"
>They speak
>A: "I really am lucky to have a mare like you..."
>Octavia blushes
>O: "Oh Anon...you're so sweet."
>You just want to gag right now
>This is so wrong
>He should be with you, not her
>They lean in for a kiss
>This is your chance
>You fly up between them and buck Anon in the nose as hard as you can
>He recoils and grabs his nose
>A: "Tavi! What the fuck?!"
>Her eyes snap open
>O: "Anon..."
>A: "What?!"
>O: "Look..."
>A: "Look at what?! You just bit m-"
>He notices you
>His mouth opens and he extends a hand to you
>You fly over to his hand and sit in it
>A: "Flut...Fluttershy?"
>He stands up and carries you to the middle of the room
>Then you feel the world coming back to normal size
Ahh...much better.

>You are Anon again
>Fs: "Ahh...much better. Thank you Anon."
I'm so sorry!
>You wrap Fluttershy in a hug and squeeze the life out of her
>You let go and she trots over to the table
>Fs: "It's okay Anon...I forgive you."
>O: "Wait you aren't even mad at him?"
>Fs: "Not in the slightest. If anything I should be glad."
Glad? Why?
>You watch as she puts her hoof out to the table and three bugs crawl up it and into her mane
Ew Fluttershy!
>Fs: "These were the bugs that helped me survive out there! I promised them I would give them a home!"
>You and Tavi are speechless as she approaches you
>Fs: "Thank you so much Anon."
>She kisses you on the cheek and trots out
>You look at Tavi
>Tavi looks at you
What just happened?
>O: "I...don't know..."
>Some time later...
>You are laying on your couch with Tavi snuggled up against you
>You grab a random thing from your mini table and it's the Pony News Post
>On the front page you see something interesting
Hey Tavi check this out.
>She looks up at it and reads it aloud
>O: "Element of Kindness, Fluttershy, has been proclaimed P0nyville's nature hero because she gave a home to the bugs that were left fighting for their lives after a toxic chemical was sprayed over P0nyville last year."
>Tavi looks at you
>You shrug and give a half assed smile
>She continues on
>O: "When we questioned Fluttershy about her actions she said that it would not have been possible if Anonymous, that monkey thing,-"
Hey!
>O: "-had never shrunk her to the size of a bug."
>There is a pounding on the door
>You stand up to open it as Octavia continues reading
>O: "Fluttershy has been given the key to the city and Anonymous, on account of destruction of property, assaulting the drunken, bringing inanimate objects to life, cloud minipulation, Shrek summonings, and most importantly attempted murder of an element of harmony, will be arrested later today."
>You open the door and then what she said clicks in your head as the guards stand before you
Fucking Fluttershy.