My Roomate Bruno 11: A Prelude to the Fall

>the star child looms over Shepard as he makes his choice and refuses all three of his bullshit options
>"SO BE IT" the booming voice of Harbinger bellows as the screen fades to black
>and credits roll
>games over
>all the fluffies around you start to cry
>"Wahh! Nu wike nu ending! Wike owd ending bettew!"
Yeah, I kinda thought flipping the star child the bird would feel more satisfying too.
>"Wex towd you no espect miracuws fwom dese guys." the blue unicorn fluffy next to you chimes in
>you sigh and reluctantly quickload, playing the synthesis ending for the distressed fluffies
>"Yay! Happy end! Shepawd Dwowns!"
Well at least they added a better epilogue this time.
>personally you're just glad it didn't cost you anything, otherwise you wouldn't have even bothered
>"Wex stiww say it stupid ending."
>"Gwunt ting stupi too." a smaller brown fuzzball next to Wrex chimes in, trying to emulate the larger fluffy
>his attempts are met with a bop from Wrex's hooves on the noggin
>"Bad babbeh stop copy Wex!"
>Grunt simply keeps looking at Wrex in awe
>"Otay big smawty fwiend. Wittle smawty go pway wid hewd!" Grunt hops away happily
>"You no wittle smawty! Bad babbeh!"
>smarty or not, the runt has managed to integrate into the herd well
>after about a month, Bruno said it was okay to let him play with the other fluffies
>the scent designed to help mothers weed out runts stops production after the fluffy enters its toddler stage (which, you're honestly not sure when it ends, since fluffies)
>he's a bit smaller than his siblings but he gets along with them and even his mother, though she doesn't seem to recognize him (fluffy memory, you get what you pay for)
>though his time in the apartment has given him some interesting quirks
>despite his small stature, the little Grunt seems to have secured a position as the 'smarty friend' of the foals and toddler fluffies, coordinating their movements and play times
>"Stupid bad babbeh! Why he tink he smawty fwiend?"
I can't imagine where he picked that up from.
>"Shut up Anon." Wrex responds quickly
>despite the rest of the herd accepting him, he still gets the business from Wrex
>"Babbeh stupid. No can jus decware yousef smawty. Need to eawn wank to wead hewd."
And how exactly did you earn that rank?
>Wrex turns to you with a devious smile on his face
>you swear you could see tiny sharp teeth underneath those lips
On second thought, the less I know about your ascendance, the better.
>"Wand of fwuffy's not all sunshine and butterfwys. Cept fow dat time at butterfwy meadow."
I'm sure the battlefield ran red with the 'boo-boo juice' of your enemies.
>your sarcasm is interrupted as you hear the hum of the ME3 title menu and notice the fluffies you invited to watch are getting restless
>scoop up the remote and hit the video button
>immediately the fluffies are entranced by the sights they see
>"ATTENTION ALL FLUFFIES! COME ON DOWN TO SPAGHETTI LAND!"
>"sketti wand..." the fluffies all say in unison
>"THIS WEEKEND IS OUR GRAND OPENING! COME ON DOWN TO CLEAVLAND! SEE THE WORLD'S FIRST FLUFFY AMUSEMENT PARK! MARVEL AT THE WONDERFUL RIDES! AND GORGE YOURSELF ON UNLIMITED SPAGHETTI!
>the fluffies are entranced by the happy sights and promises of spaghetti
>as the commercial ends all the fluffies are worked up into a tizzy, hugging and cheering that they wanna go to this fabled 'Sketti Land'
>as you watch the adorableness, you are cut off by a 'hrrmm' from Wrex
What's the matter dude?
>"Wex tink dis a twap."
What?
>"Why hoomans go out dey way to make wand just for fwuffies. Hoomans no wike fwuffies."
Well some of them do, Wrex.
>"Enouff to buiwd mountain of sketties?" he inquires
Hmmm, good point. But I don't think its a trap. It's probably just a dinky tourist attraction or something.
>"Wex not so sure."
Look I'm sure that if there was something big and fluffy related happening in Cleavland, Bruno would be doing something about it.
>as if on cue, Bruno walked out of his room at that moment with a large suitcase
>"Anon, I need you to watch the fluffies this weekend, I'm going out. Something big and fluffy related is happening this weekend."
Where?
>Bruno set his case and pulled a semi-automatic pistol
>"Cleavland."
>"Dun Dun Dun." both you and Wrex say in unison