A Supah Pick-up Line

You'd steeled yourself for tonight. You prepared everything, wearing your best cologne, your best dress suit, a nice pair of pants, and made sure that no hair was out of place. Most importantly, though, is that you had your notes ready in your back pocket. Tonight would be the night...

The night you picked up a girl at the bar.

You could feel your palms start to sweat as you walked through the doors. Scanning around the dim bar, you spotted several potential targets spread throughout. There was a group of young girls sitting in one of the booths, one standing around in the middle of the bar, near what you guessed was the dance floor, two palling around at the counter, and one older-looking woman sitting near the end of the counter.

Taking a deep breath, you picked out your first target: the two girls sitting at the bar. Walking boldly towards them, you swung your legs around the swivel chair next to them, took another deep breath and...
Kept your eyes locked on the drink wall behind the counter. Thankfully, the two didn't find it out of place that you sat next to them, since it was one of the few open seats at the counter.

You could feel yourself start to sweat as you just sat there, the bartender walking over to take your order.
"What'll it be?"
You jerked your face towards him and stammered out, "A-a-a-a whiskey! Please!" Feeling your face start to burn from embarrassment, you were thankful when he turned around, grabbed a bottle of some kind of whiskey, and poured it out into a small glass filled with ice in front of you. You didn't take a drink of it, since you couldn't stand whiskey, though it did give you something to focus on.

The two girls next to you continued to talk as you sat there, trying to work up the courage to get their attention. You couldn't, so instead you took your drink and started to make your way towards the girls in the booth. Of course, once you saw that it was a group of four friends having a good time, your metaphorical dick retreated into your body and you changed course yet again. Now, you were heading for that woman at the end of the bar.

Taking a seat next to her caught her attention, which startled you. This purple-haired woman looked at you carefully, some kind of feeling hiding beneath her eyes. "Can I help you?"
Your hands were shaking uncontrollably as you set your drink down and tried to recite one of the lines you'd written down earlier.
"H-hey, babe, are you, uh, feeling a breeze?" You paused as she raised an eyebrow to your question. "'Cause you're one cool lady!"
What the hell did you just say? That wasn't one of the lines!

It seemed that your impromptu pick-up line wasn't for naught, since a small smile formed on the woman's face when you finished talking. "Seriously? You can do better than that, can't you?" Realizing that she wasn't about to laugh you away, you took a deep breath and dug through your mind for one of the lines you'd actually written down.

"Well, you're so beautiful, your birthday should be a national holiday!" The woman seemed to really like that one, since her smile started to stretch across her face. You took the opportunity to press the offensive. "By the way, is that a space top? Because your breasts are out of this world."
She didn't like that one. Your metaphorical dick once again retreated into your body as her expression soured and she started to speak. Her tone was one of irritation. "Alright, don't press your luck."
"U-uh, ok, s-sorry..."

The woman wasn't too upset with you, though, since her smile quickly returned. "Hmmm...I guess it's alright. You're cute, in a young and naive sort of way. What's your name, handsome?"
"Anon. What's yours, i-if you don't mind me asking?"
"It's Rin," the purple-haired woman said, taking another drink from her glass.
"Well, Anon," she said, shifting her posture so that she was facing towards you, her breasts resting on the counter, giving you an ample shot of her cleavage in her business dress top. "I trust that you have something planned for me tonight if you wanted to talk to little old me, hmm?" You quickly nodded your head, with as much force that some loose strands started to stick out from your carefully maintained hair.
"Well, then let's go back to your place, shall we? I want to see what such a young man wants with an woman like me," she whispered, leaning in towards you with a blush on her face. You felt one of her hands on your left leg, and looking down presented you with an even better view of her breasts, which looked like they were threatening to spill out of her top at any second. Swallowing, you nodded again and lead her out of the bar, back to your apartment for a long night of fun.