azure/anon buffjade/dave wetbody bikini flirtparty (???)

anon: jade. i don't even care if i keep changing my headcanon for her, but jade.
azureangelic: shes a hypermetabolistic space player she probably just changes shape every few months as a whole
azureangelic: but i agree wholeheartedly at suave curvy endowedjade
azureangelic: that bodytype can be jade in the summer months, the result of long hot days spent tending to gardens and enjoying pool parties

azureangelic: clad in nothing but hip-hugging denim shorts, a comfortably light top tied in a knot under her breasts, her hair tied up behind her head, and whatever ends up on her toned, bare, smooth skin by the end of the day, be it droplets of water splashed on her tanned frame by the other more excitable girls or dirt on her knees and elbows from digging around in her vegetation plots and working up a comfortable sweat
anon: yes, more

azureangelic: nobody quite knows how she manages to plumpen up every winter and buff up every summer but most of them just pin it on how often she's out and about in the warmer months, working and bounding tirelessly and only having her energetic swaying accuentated by how whatever puppyfat manages to survive may-april is almost entirely concentrated in her bust and bottom
azureangelic: giving her the sort of apple bottom and underboob that basically begs to be exposed to the warm afternoon air (and judging by her general lack of remarkably deep tanlines its safe to say she spends a bit more time than shed immediately admit working on her tanned complexion, or perhaps just taking her skimpy work attire to the logical conclusion)
anon: thank you.

azureangelic: its no surprise that she catches onto the concept of beach parties pretty quickly, considering how much of her life was spent in tropical weather, though a lot of her adoration for the notion comes less from being out in the salty wash and more from being able to spent hours playing in the sand and romping through the beaches, besting most of the other ladies and most of the men at their games (aradia and dave totally time-cheat at frisbee, and nobody can even pretend to keep up with dirk), and getting herself comfortably exhausted and worn out

azureangelic: then washing it all away under the outdoor showers, absolutely dousing her glistening tanned body under the cool drizzle and basking in the way the comforting fluids calm her worn muscles, water pouring through her slick, wet mane of hair and dripping onto her round shelf of a rump, or rubbing it over her tummy whilst it pools slightly in her cleavage and runs down her pert middle and long, powerful legs

azureangelic: the girl herself absolutely loving the freedom to stand under a public shower, in nothing but a spaghetti top carefully crafted to contain her heavy bosom and what essentially amounted to a thong in the back thanks to the sheer size and firmness of her cheeks, and not have to endure people gawking at her (though she totally knows dave's watching and she totally flips her dripping hair back and forth a bit to splash her arced back for his sake)

anon: dave would give an approving nod if he wasn't worried that making any sort of movement would give away that his eyes are firmly latched onto jade's...well..everything.

azureangelic: she can just turn to look at him behind her, water dripping from her round, smooth globes in both front in back, picturesque legs giving her an almost amazonian look, biceps visibly potent even when she isnt flexing them, and hair swinging to her side and glistening from its collective water content as she grins cheekily at him over her droplet-covered glasses
azureangelic: nearly 6 solid feet of radiant bronze barefoot barely-dressed girl, and hes mad he left his camera with john because god damn he could snap a pic then and there and use her in a fucking loreal commercial

anon: jade may or may not wiggle her hips a little when she's lifting her hair to get it wet and wash it thoroughly.

azureangelic: a butt like that deserves good attention, both from the girl cooing softly at the way the cool water splashes and runs down her curved back to trickle over her thick, pert bottom, and from the boy watching her backside glisten and gleam from the warm sun bathing her wet frame, flawlessly round cheeks swaying almost independently of the rest of her hips, bouncing as she leaned forward and let the shower drizzle her toned back once again for good measure

anon: any droplets that happen to run down and between the thick, jiggly masses of her rear only help to outline just how big it really as she stands and shuts off the water, turning on her heels as she wrings her hair out like a particular fluffy and thick mop.
anon: the jiggling of her rear might be cut off by facing dave, but it's made up for when the mounds on her front jiggle lightly from the momentum of her about face.

azureangelic: it could actually be worse, because he can see her crystal green eyes watching him, and her chest might even be jigglier than even her bottom, to say nothing of the fact that water dribbling down her front from her bangs and sidefluff pools much more effectively in her cleavage
azureangelic: the cozy clamping of her bikini top causing a watery buildup that she naturally deals with by squishing a boob in each hand and smushing them together, a jet of fluid squirting from between the plush mound much to her giggly delight and to daves silent homornal distress

anon: if dave pursed his lips together any harder, they might fuse together.
azureangelic: he can already hear the little rose or terezi on his shoulder nagging him for staring so blatantly but they have their own hunks to ogle so he can have his moment dammit
anon: let him bask in his busty, curvy lady bara for just a couple of minutes, OKAY?

azureangelic: he knows roses spent the whole day with her eyes locked on johns butt and she is in no position to berate him for actually fuck that, fuck if he'll have jade in a thong showering in front of him and be thinking about his sister's hot rump scoping and fuck him for mentally monologing again instead of having any sort of response to her asking if he wants to go get ice cream other than vacantly staring at her collarbone
azureangelic: to his credit it is a very attractive collarbone

anon: jade leans down to get his attention again, propping her hands against her knees and very conspicuously making her meat puppies smoosh together, straining the shoulder straps of her top mercilessly.
anon: she repeats her questions, her eyes wide and innocent and definitely not thinking of anything untoward. or maybe she is, it's nearly impossible to know for sure where the mind fuckery ends or begins with this girl.

azureangelic: he just stares directly at her face and gives the tiniest nod, a motion that to most other people would be a stoic affirmation for a guy too cool to faze, but to dave himself it was the most he could muster as his brain reeled and alternated between "oh hell no she is not doing the boob squish" and "jade harley you magnificent bloodthirsty beautiful sadistic gorgeous devillish hot piece of cruelty" and "aaaaaaaa"

anon: and jade takes his hand, either not noticing or completely ignoring the bulge in his swimming trunks.
azureangelic: she knows exactly what shes doing to him, easily able to notice his unusually awkward gait as she marches him across the soft sand and feels it shift beneath her bare toes, and shes already formulating in her head exactly how over the top she needs to go with her cliche but delicious seductive ice cream eating to fully break this boy

azureangelic: her boobs are prepared to take the icy assault of a hundred innocently dropped half-melted blobs of dessert
anon: all for the sake of making the normally stoic kid squirm.
azureangelic: jade harley is a goddamn trooper
anon: science needs someone to take these risks and she's all for it.