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- Melle route!
- Use THIS mod -> http://goo.gl/kaL1nN <- to play this during every Boss fight -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYCwII1h70U
- - Pick explorer class, start with Healing Wares
- - Run to Majula, talk to the Emerald Herald (Hit X on her and then run off, no standing around)
- - Light the bonfire
- - Kill Maughlin for his armor with witching urns
- - Head towards dragon rider
- - Grab the Crimson parma
- - Put on Tseldora set as gate is opening
- @ Kill Dragon Rider with fall off strats
- - Talk to Licia to move her
- - Warp to Majula
- - No leveling, just talk to herald once and run off (like you do initially, just to skip a dialogue thing)
- - Pop Dragonrider Soul as that one door in your way opens slowly
- - Light or rest at Cardinal Tower Bonfire
- - Buy club, 3 brightbugs, 3 firebombs and the blacksmith key
- - Talk to Melentia for the +1 silver ring
- - Use firebomb to unlock shortcut
- - Put on silver ring and your club
- @ Beat up Last Giant with your club with ooze on it
- - Take elevator back up, pop soul on elevator
- @ Parry, ballista twice to kill Pursuer
- - Take eagle ride, warp back to Majula
- - Unlock blacksmith
- - Rest at bonfire
- - Level up 30 STR
- - Buy a mace and upgrade the mace to +3
- - Head towards Huntsmans Copse
- - Put on the ring of blades
- @ Kill skeleton lords with your mace (no ooze) (jump attack and R1 to kill a lord dist says)
- - Pop skelly lord soul while waiting for the bridge
- - Send Ore Lady back to Majula
- - Grab the branch of yore, rest at next bonfire
- - Warp to Majula
- - Level up up to 40 STR, rest into DEX
- - Head towards shaded woods
- - Pick up the homeward bones by Benhart
- - Unpetrify pyro lady
- - Take crossroads bonfire
- - Head towards Drangleic Castle
- - Do shrine of winter skip with item air walking ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiGkM9fnjHg )
- - Kill lizard on way to castle for chunks/slab (with a jump attack)
- - Rest at first bonfire in Castle
- @ Murder Dragon Riders with your mace oozed up
- - Do the stuff, go up the long ass elevator, bone back
- - Warp to crossroads bonfire and head to misty woods
- - Head over to Vengarl and buy 21 lightning resins from him
- - Grab the Cloranthy ring +1 (and put it on)
- - Go talk to Gandalf in the shaded ruins then grab the bonfire
- - Warp back to Drangleic Castle
- @ Murder Mirror Knight with your mace oozed up (use a bug if you want)
- - Grab the red iron twinblade via the neat air walk if you are cool
- @ Murder Demon of Song with your mace (just assume you always resin from now on)
- - Pop souls on elevator
- - Take the second bonfire in the crypt
- - Warp back to Majula
- - Buy 6 titanite shards and 6 large titanite shards from ore lady
- - Upgrade the Red Iron Twinblade to +8
- - Level up 20 DEX, 40 STR, any leftover into END
- @ Murder Garl Vinland (Velstadt) with the twinblade (yes resin of course)
- - Warp to Harvest Valley
- @ Kill Covetous Demon (the daaaaaaaamage) with resin
- @ Kill Mytha Snake lady (off with her head) with resin
- - We love Majula! go back there again!
- - Buy ascetic and chunks from ore lady
- - +10 your Twinblade
- - Grab the bow in the chest and 2 iron arrows from the blacksmith
- - Level up (if not at 40 STR yet, do that), ALL INTO END but leave 43k souls
- - Buy 11 ooze from gilligan
- - Buy cat ring and 10 bones and 10 skulls
- @ Kill Royal Rat Vanguard with resin
- - Light first bonfire in Black Gulch
- - Kill the giants that drop the forgotten Key bone back
- @ Kill The Rotten Rotten Rotten (RESIN) with resin resin resin
- - Grab the first DLC bonfire
- - Warp to Iron Keep
- - Probably want that bonfire for safety + air walking to old iron king
- @ Murder Smelter Demon with ooze
- - Bone back, do air walk to iron king from http://i3.minus.com/iRyyG2osU6lp1.jpg here (or go through the keep if you are bad at airwalking)
- @ Kill Old Iron King with resin/ooze?
- - Warp to Heide
- @ Murder Old Dragonslayer with ooze/resin?
- - Pop some souls
- - You can light the wharf bonfire if you suck
- - Shoot the bell and do the fancy skip
- @ Kill Flexile Sentry with resin
- - Warp to Majula
- - Level up VGR to 23, the rest probably into END (bit of ADP if you want)
- - Take off the Tseldora Set and the covetous silver ring (I mean it :U, do it, take both off)
- @ Murder Guardian Dragon with resin
- - Bug UP!
- @ Murder Ancient Dragon then Murder him some more ooze
- - Warp to Lost Bastille
- - Airwalk off the big mummy dude
- @ Kill Gargoyles (with ooze/resin?)
- - Bone back
- @ Go kill Ruin Sentinels (with ooze/resin?)
- - Pop some souls on elevator
- @ Kill Lost Sinner (with ooze/resin?)
- - Buy 3 brightbugs, 10 lifegems and 10 radiant life gems from Melentia in Cardinal Tower (and the effigies if you want)
- @ Murder Giant Lord (with ooze/resin?)
- - Do not forget that soul of a giant
- - Warp back to DLC
- - Air walk off first guy to the boss
- @ Gank The Havel Gank Squad cheese strats with ooze
- - Just run out of the area and you will be where you need to do the next airwalk pretty much
- - Do cool airwalking
- - Use a brightbug
- @ Murder Ela (OOZE) in cold blood...I mean Elana
- - Remove your buckler/other shield, all that stamina regen, yeah, stamina regen, man, stamina
- - Stand under him, like directly under him between his legs, I think it is safe there
- @ Kill Sinh (OOZE) and save Spira from the cycle of the rebirth of Yu Yevon with
- - DLC1 done? Good! <(^__^)>
- - Warp to Black Gulch
- - Ascetic the bonfire
- - Talk to Gandalf
- - Kill the giants again for 1 more soul of a giant
- - Warp to shaded ruins
- @ Kill Scorpion Lady (RESIN) hit her in the sand!
- @ Kill Royal Rat Authority with ooze/resin?
- @ Kill the Prowling Magus with resin
- @ Kill Freja with resin
- - Use a brightbug
- @ Kill Vendrick (with 4 souls) with ooze
- @ Kill Executioners Chariot because why not (with ooze/resin?)
- - Warp to Drangleic castle
- - Talk to gandalf
- - Do the new Abyss dungeon skip http://www.twitch.tv/uselessmouth/c/4957158
- - Probably use a brightbug (once inside the fight)
- @ Make Darklurker Deadlurker (best joke) with resin
- - Bone back right away
- - Use a brightbug then summon that benhart fellow (key being use the bug before summoning)
- @ Murder Throne Watchers (Watchmen was a great Graphic Novel) (with ooze/resin?)
- - Banish benart
- @ Murder Nashandra with ooze
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