RULE DAMNIT

1. Don't be different
2. Don't be stupid
3. Take responsibility for everything you say
4. Don't doubt, question or question the doubts of the mods.
5. If you get banned, be cool and talk it out with the mods.  The bans are nothing personal, so don't make it personal.  (Protip: starting with "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BAN ME", or a witty remark is not a good way of peacefully getting unbanned and being cool with the mods)